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Radcliffe Camera is a Transformer
Scientists from the Oxford Robotics Laboratories reported, Tuesday, that a recent set of classified tests have confirmed that the Radcliffe Camera, long thought to be little more than a...
Expansionist Balliol College Invades Trinity College
A large force of Balliol College JCR members surrounded the walls of neighboring Trinity...
Oxford announces Trinity Term 2023 will be its last
After 927 continuous years, The University of Oxford has announced that Trinity Term 2023...
Here ye! Sign Up for the Spring Punting Joust
Hear ye all brave men of action! A great tourney awaits ye upon the...
Diversity Triumphs: UK finally has PM from Lincoln College
In a stunning moment for diversity in British politics, Rishi Sunak became Britain’s first...
SATIRE: Who Needs Money When You Have Love?
Boris Johnson addressed the decade old issue of underfunding
the health service on Easter Sunday. “Our NHS is the beating heart of this
country - it...
SATIRE: Bully for You, Bully for Me
I awake to the sounds of Mall Grab blaring from my phone. I love Mall Grab. His music is sick. I roll over and...
SATIRE: How to feel rich during quarantine
You only need to put yourself in the shoes of socialite Emeliva Howawante to see the richer side of quarantine living
Satire: The Guide to Isolation
Everything is terrible right now. There seems little point in pretending otherwise. If you watch the news, you’re immediately sent into a spiral of...
SATIRE: Trump and I
I’ve been
ill this week. Not the glamorous kind of ill, just a boring low-level kind of tonsillitis.
The smallest sip of water is like a...
SATIRE: Party Time
How many times do we have to elect politicians who look like Roald Dahl villains before a pang of embarrassment finally twinges? Nigel...
SATIRE: Coming out of my Cage and I’ve Been Doing Just Fine
Might as well start by saying if you’re a resident of Wokeville, stop reading now. Apparently, I’m a serial offender when it comes to...
Royal Distractions – 17.1.20
For the purposes of this column, I think it’s important for you to understand that when it comes to the royal family, my capacity...
