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Radcliffe Camera is a Transformer
Scientists from the Oxford Robotics Laboratories reported, Tuesday, that a recent set of classified tests have confirmed that the Radcliffe Camera, long thought to be little more than a...
Expansionist Balliol College Invades Trinity College
A large force of Balliol College JCR members surrounded the walls of neighboring Trinity...
Oxford announces Trinity Term 2023 will be its last
After 927 continuous years, The University of Oxford has announced that Trinity Term 2023...
Here ye! Sign Up for the Spring Punting Joust
Hear ye all brave men of action! A great tourney awaits ye upon the...
Diversity Triumphs: UK finally has PM from Lincoln College
In a stunning moment for diversity in British politics, Rishi Sunak became Britain’s first...
Radcliffe Camera is a Transformer
Scientists from the Oxford Robotics Laboratories reported, Tuesday, that a recent set of classified tests have confirmed that the Radcliffe Camera, long thought to...
Expansionist Balliol College Invades Trinity College
A large force of Balliol College JCR members surrounded the walls of neighboring Trinity College late Tuesday and advaced into Trinity territory in the...
Oxford announces Trinity Term 2023 will be its last
After 927 continuous years, The University of Oxford has announced that Trinity Term 2023 will be its last term ever. “We think it’s time,”...
Here ye! Sign Up for the Spring Punting Joust
Hear ye all brave men of action! A great tourney awaits ye upon the river Cherwell for the sweet spring is upon us and...
Diversity Triumphs: UK finally has PM from Lincoln College
In a stunning moment for diversity in British politics, Rishi Sunak became Britain’s first Prime Minister to have attended Lincoln College, Oxford on Tuesday....
Job opening: Oxford student wanted
HMG is seeking to hire a PM.
Qualified candidates should possess:
An Oxford degreeThe ability to manage large groups of disagreeable fellow OxoniansNo sense of dignity
Experience,...
Bullingdon Club Announces Diversity Training
The infamously exclusive Bullingdon Club announced this week that its members will undergo a series of sensitivity courses with the intention of making current...
Cherbadly: St. Benet’s Hall to be Purchased by Russian Mining Magnate Dmitri Berinov
In a rapid sell-off of its assets, defunct Oxford community St. Benet’s Hall is to be purchased by Russian oligarch Dmitri Berinov for use...
BREAKING: Oxford Union and Student Union to merge into Union Union
"Like this has not already happened right before everyone’s eyes, it was announced today that the Oxford Union, known for its hacks and chums, will merge with the Student Union, known for its jazz hands and vegan sausages."
Oh Well! Park End to be renamed the “Boris Johnson Institution for Parties”
"Jacob Rees Mug has been announced as the headline bouncer. "
The topography of Oxford
"Then there were more obscure terms: "see you in Cowley". I must admit that given the notoriously well-articulated British pronunciation I honestly believed they were referring to a certain Cow Lake, which I then presumed to be located in Christchurch Meadow, given the cows. It appears that it is the name of the vibrant area south of Oxford."
Nicola Carotenuto provides a satirical glance at Oxford student life and lingo.
An Oxford student’s guide to graduating in an economic crisis
"When it comes to financial ruin you could call me a seasoned veteran. As a Greek, we did it before it was cool."
SATIRE: Oxfess Wars, Fun or Boring?
Most Oxford students’ lives right now are defined by uncertainty. Will we be faced with an online Michaelmas as well as Trinity? When will we...
Oxford- A Modern Institution?
When one is part of an institution whose leadership of ancient white men
is so receptive and open to change, one can often forget that...
