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Chelsea’s Goalscoring Blues

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To overcome Real Madrid in the quarter-final of the Champions League would have been the stuff of dreams for Chelsea. Tuchel himself made that very clear ahead of the match. Indeed, to even suggest that defeating Real Madrid might have been possible was a show of great, and, some might argue, misplaced optimism on the part of their manager, for the vast majority of us who watched Chelsea’s frankly dismal performance in the first leg would have quite fairly rendered it an impossibility. 

It was always going to be a mammoth task. Real Madrid had a 3-1 advantage on aggregate, they were playing in front of a home crowd, and, to top this all off, they have, after all, won this prestigious contest thirteen times. In spite of this, the current holders of the Champions League put on a performance to be proud of; indeed, had they won, they would have deservedly been lauded for making one of the finest comebacks in European football. But, they didn’t. Instead, Real Madrid find themselves advancing to the semi-final of this competition for a record-breaking 31st time with a real chance of making this their thirteenth European Cup. 

The question that Tuchel and his team ought to be asking themselves is “how did we let this happen?”.

The answer is plain and simple. It lies in the underwhelming performances of their front three, something which Chelsea fans have become sorely accustomed to. Indeed, their goalkeeping was sound, their defence was incredibly strong, and the team’s mentality was astonishing. They really did put heart and soul into this truly remarkable second leg performance. No one can take that away from them. But, it was their strikers’ chronic inability to find the back of the net that, once again, let them down.

It is all too easy to dismiss this as a serious issue, especially since Mount and Werner (by some minor miracle) were able to get themselves onto the scoresheet, and, together with Rudiger’s sublime (and much-needed) header, the Blues did put three goals past Real Madrid. However, that is three goals out of a grand total of twenty-eight shots on goal; Real Madrid, on the other hand, managed to, in the same match, convert their significantly fewer ten shots on goal into two goals. The issue evidently lies in converting chances into goals; indeed, there comes a point when a striker can no longer afford to just be “unlucky”. And so, to use the scoreline as an excuse not to address Chelsea’s ongoing goalscoring woes would be to overlook the problem entirely. This is something which the Blues simply cannot afford to do. After all, this has already dashed their dream of defending the Champions League title, and, no doubt, it will continue to haunt them should they fail to root it out. One thing is clear: it will not just disappear. So, how should they address it?

To be fair on the Blues, this does seem to be an issue that the past two managers have strived to solve through conventional, and, dare I say it, all too convenient means, that is through transfers. It is certainly striking (absolutely no pun intended!) that Havertz, Werner, Pulisic, Ziyech, and Lukaku have signed, and in the case of Lukaku, re-signed for the club in the past three years. Any club would certainly expect some sort of attacking revolution as a result of these transfers alone. It would only be natural. Perhaps this is to come for Chelsea, perhaps these players will eventually fulfil their potential, or, perhaps, this is just wishful thinking. Maybe it is just too much to ask of these players.

Yet, anyone who keeps an eager eye on the transfer window, would remember how Werner, Havertz, and Pulisic were all lauded as exceptional young talents, players with great ability and with even greater potential. Their price tags certainly suggested so much. And Chelsea certainly put their money (and lots of it, at that) on it; other European clubs were certainly not prepared to do the same. Surely the Blues would not have done so without some conviction of the excellence of these players? And yet, despite these big buck transfers, Chelsea are still lacking in the goalscoring department. Pulisic, for instance, a player who Tuchel tasked with revitalising the team in this match when he took him off the bench, went on to miss numerous vital chances, chances which would have granted the team with the opportunity of, at least, having a fair chance of progressing to the semi-finals. I think its fair to say that it wouldn’t have hurt to let him continue keeping the bench warm. Of course, he is not the only one to have missed excellent opportunities. Havertz, too, though he managed to win quite a few headers from corner kicks, failed to convert any into convincing shots, let alone goals. 

So, in light of this predicament, a little introspection is required. I would suggest that there are (at least) two different explanations that might go some way as to account for their present woes.

Firstly, it might just be that the transfers were just not that lucrative to begin with. It might have been the case that these players were just not as talented as they were made out to be. And yet, they were chosen by the club, who certainly would have had the opportunity to vet these players. So, in light of this, we can only conclude that Chelsea are profoundly (and painfully) lacking the knack of spotting talented, and well-suited players, who would make valuable additions to their team. Perhaps, in this department, they ought to take a leaf out of Liverpool’s book. Liverpool, under Klopp, have, after all, made some excellent, wonderfully savvy, and hugely successful transfers. Indeed, in many ways, their current success is testament to this.

Perhaps, however, Chelsea simply cannot get the most out of their transfers. Indeed, for many players, working with a new team with a new playing style, under a new manager, and, quite often, in a new league can be quite the adjustment to make. And this takes time, but certainly not what looks like it might be a seemingly infinite amount of it. So, change might be in order in the Blues’ training camp. Indeed, it is probably not likely to be the case that all of these players just simply did not gel, if you will, with the club. There comes a point when one has to ask whether the club did not gel with them.

Of course, transfers are not the only way of improving a squad. Academy players, too, make wonderful additions to a team. Liverpool’s Alexander-Arnold is an excellent example of this. Of course, this very option hinges on how much time and effort the club invests in their academy. Furthermore, looking into loan players, which could then sign permanent contracts with the club, might also be a way forward. It is certainly not all doom and gloom for the Blues. But, if they want to be serious contenders for trophies, titles, and important wins, they need to address their goalscoring issues, and fast.

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Fulham Stadium Plan Throws Boat Race Future Into Doubt

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The MP for Putney, Fleur Anderson, has warned that Fulham FC’s planned construction of a pier into the Thames risks putting the Oxford Cambridge Boat Race and all watersports on the river in doubt.

The proposal forms part of Fulham Stadium’s redevelopment plans, which has been ongoing for the past three years. They have seen the demolition and reconstruction of the riverside stand, downstream from Putney Bridge, and also include the redevelopment of the area and the new passenger pier which would be used to transport fans to and from the ground.  The expansion would see the capacity of the ground increase from 25 700 to 29 600 and has already cost over £90 million. The planning application for the pier is yet to be submitted to Hammersmith and Fulham Borough council.

Last year saw the Boat Race held in its traditional location between Putney and Mortlake, after a two-year hiatus due to the coronavirus pandemic. The event was cancelled altogether in 2020, and held in Cambridgeshire in 2021 before a return to Putney this year, which saw Oxford win the men’s event for the first time since 2017 and Cambridge win the Women’s event in a record time.

The boat race was first held between the two universities in 1829 and has been an annual occasion ever since 1856 save for during both world wars.  A women’s event was introduced in 1927 and in 2018 the two races were held on the same course as part of the same event for the first time.  

As well as the impact on the boat race, Ms Anderson sought to highlight the impact of the construction on the local community.  The clipper pier could make all watersports, including rowing and sailing, impossible.  

The Labour MP said: “The future of Putney Boat Race on the Thames and all sport and all the river clubs on Putney embankment are begin put at risk by a proposal by Fulham Football Club to build an 80-metre pier out into the river which will have then a clipper ferry stop, which if it runs will make sport, rowing and sailing too dangerous on the river, especially for all the young people who use it.

“There are about 4,000 members across 41 clubs along the river who will be impacted, those 4,000 members use this stretch of the river on average about twice a week.

“As well as 30,000 participants in rowing races in the first quarter of the year, there are approximately 1,400 children from clubs and rowing centres near the Fulham Football Club and that part of the river who use it several times a week.”

A public petition over the matter has attracted 12,000 signatures so far in an attempt to put a stop to the plans after backing from both British Rowing and The Boat Race.

The campaign has also attracted cross-party support across the floor of the commons. Conservative MP for Beckenham Bob Stuart said:  “I can’t see how an 80-metre pier into the Thames can actually be allowed to happen in planning terms because it is so much used there, particularly rowing. It is wonderful.”

As for the football club, they have denied the claims, responding by saying that the comments from Anderson are “inaccurate and wrong”.  In an official statement, they said: “For clarity, there is no proposal to extend a pontoon 80 metres across the Thames (nor has there ever been) and there is absolutely no risk whatsoever to the boat race. Fulham’s design would, in addition to creating substantial and obvious benefits to the local community, focus on providing a wonderful viewing platform which would enhance the boat race atmosphere, experience and accessibility.”

Anderson brought her comments to a close by saying that she was “incredulous” at the plans and asking the DCMS to review the proposals so that “the future of the boat race will be secured”.

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Oxford to receive funding for world’s largest radio telescope

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The University of Oxford is among six UK institutions that will receive funding from the government’s Science and Technology Facilities Council (STFC) to develop software and computer hardware for the Square Kilometre Array Observatory (SKAO). In addition to Oxford, the other recipients include the Universities of Cambridge and Manchester, STFC’s Rutherford Appleton Laboratory (Harwell Campus), STFC’s Daresbury Laboratory (Liverpool City Region), and STFC’s Astronomy Technology Centre (Edinburgh). 

SKAO, an intergovernmental organisation dedicated to radio astronomy, is tasked with building and operating the two largest and most complex radio telescopes in history. Its goal is to explore the evolution of the early universe, including processes that culminate in the creation of galaxies like the Milky Way. The telescopes will be able to survey the sky much faster than existing telescopes, according to UK Research and Innovation. In order to process data in real time at the data rate of eight terabits per second, as well as support the regional processing centres managing over 700 petabytes per year, it will require high-performance computing and software design.

The High Performance Computing and Code Optimisation team based in the Oxford e-Research Centre (OeRC), Department of Engineering Science, will work to enable data processing at these extreme rates alongside partners like NVIDIA and Intel. 

“To enable SKAO, we will need to overcome some of the largest computational challenges mankind has faced so far,” Director of the OeRC Professor Wes Armour stated in a University press release. “The volumes and velocities of raw data produced by the telescope and the level of complex processing required to extract interesting scientific results are unprecedented. Specialised software, supercomputers and new computational algorithms must be developed to process data at rates far greater than the current global internet traffic.”

“Using our expertise in algorithm development and GPU computing, we will contribute fundamental software allowing SKAO to realise its scientific potential,” Dr. Karel Adamek, the Oxford team lead, said.

A second team of Oxford scientists is focusing on pulsars and fast-transients in collaboration with physicists from Manchester. Their work centres around mapping our astrophysical understanding onto computer hardware to identify and analyse signals from pulsars and fast radio transients. “We think we will find new rare examples of binary systems to test Einstein’s General Relativity, potentially even a pulsar orbiting a black hole,” Professor Aris Karastergiou, from the physics department, said.

SKAO will comprise 197 15-metre-diameter dishes located in the Karoo region of South Africa and 137,072 two-metre-tall antennae in Australia. In addition to these sites in Australia and South Africa, SKAO is headquartered in the UK on the grounds of the Jodrell Bank UNESCO World Heritage Site. The UK government first signed an agreement to host the SKAO and its global headquarters in February 2021, shortly after the Observatory was launched as an intergovernmental organisation and the UK ratified the SKAO Convention in December 2020. The UK government is the largest contributor to the SKAO, having committed to support 15 percent of the total cost of construction and initial operations from 2021 to 2030.

Construction is expected to be completed by the end of the decade, and the telescopes will operate for over 50 years.

“We have the privilege of working on fundamental science that stimulates the imagination,” Karastergiou added. “The project allows us an opportunity to consider the place of humankind in the universe, at a bleak time.”

2023 English finals to be open-book

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While many parts of Oxford life have transitioned back to a state of pre-Pandemic normality, the English Faculty has announced that the majority of finals papers in 2023 will be held online.

Course I papers 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Course II papers 1, 2, and 3 will be held in an eight-hour open-book format. Meanwhile, students studying Old Norse, Medieval Welsh for beginners, Old and Middle Irish for beginners, for Course II paper 6 will sit three-hour closed-book exams.

Finalists in 2024 will sit closed-book handwritten exams in the Examination Schools. The Faculty say they will provide further details at the start of Michaelmas Term 2022. 

These arrangements have been announced in order to give students clarity about their exams ahead of time. Through the 2022-23 academic year, the Faculty will review their assessment system “to make decisions about the best way to assess English students’ work”.

The 2023 cohort of finalists sat their preliminary examinations in an eight-hour open-book format. Sohaib Hassan, a student from this cohort at Hertford College, told Cherwell that he didn’t feel the lengthy online format suited him. “But it’s a relief to know that we won’t be expected to drastically change the exam and essay format we’ve been used to,” he added.
Finalists across different courses will have varying experiences in upcoming years. Unlike English students, History finalists will sit the majority of their exams in-person. PPE finalists in 2022 will sit open-book economics finals, but closed-book finals for politics and philosophy.

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Stepping into the unknown: anxieties about the year abroad

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The Year Abroad – exciting and ominous words which all students of Modern Languages are faced with from the moment they begin university. Echoes of the compulsory year spent abroad begin in first year, until the words themselves become deafening in second year as tutors, parents, and friends all weigh in with their advice, hopes and ambitions.

Often considered a ‘rite of passage’ for Modern Linguists, the year abroad was for many, myself included, a significant selling point of the Modern Languages degree. The chance to experience life for a year in the countries whose languages you spend so much time studying is both exciting and invaluable, and it is certainly presented that way. On hearing that I was going abroad in my third year, the most common reaction I received was one of wonder, exclamations of jealousy and many comments on the special nature of this opportunity. My best friend described it as chance to ‘find myself’, my mum described it as a chance ‘to grow as a person’ and experience a year of travel with relatively little responsibility. All these inviting projections help to build an enticing, albeit idealised, picture – reminding me of what drew me to this degree and ultimately, rendering the year abroad a looming, exciting prospect for my future. But, as the time to depart gets closer and closer the reality and stress of the upcoming year was not only unexpected to me, it was anxiety-inducing.

As the pressure mounts to figure out my exact plans for my year abroad my anxieties are gradually overwhelming the excitement and hope I previously felt. When I took a moment to unpack the nature of my apprehension, I quickly realised that it is multi-faceted – the stress revolves around not only where I will end up, but what I am leaving behind, and the uncertainty of what I am coming back to. As the faculty emails mount reminding us that the time to leave is getting closer and we need to start finalising our plans, the idealisation has mostly disappeared and what I am left with is what feels like an overwhelming logistical nightmare, and the weight of a mountain of opportunities. The beauty and, as I am discovering, the pressure of the year abroad is that you can really do what you want and go wherever you want (as long as they speak the language you study) – in fact, the possibilities are vast and thrilling. This freedom was one that I used to rave about – but the pressure to make the ‘right’ choice, the choice that would mean I could truly make the most of my year abroad – one that I am so lucky to get the chance to embark on – feels more and more suffocating. The accompanying voices and opinions from the people who care: tutors, family members, people who want you to have the best year abroad possible, can unexpectedly add to this mounting internal pressure to make the right choices which respect everyone’s opinion. On top of this comes the logistical stress – all of a sudden, the curtain falls on the romanticised view of the year abroad as emails come flooding in about funding, tutors start asking about accommodation and internship arrangements and I realise that I have absolutely no idea how to plan a move abroad. How do I fund it? How do I find somewhere to live? Which is the best arrondissement to live in? The questions become endless and I put off planning in order to avoid accepting that I am out of my depth. Deep down, what I really want is to overcome the feelings of dread and regain the excitement that the prospect of an entire year spent abroad used to bring me.

Beyond the stress of ‘where will I end up?’, what often looms larger is the anxiety of what I am leaving behind. Unfortunately, as many Modern Linguists experience, many of my friends will have left Oxford on my return in fourth year – making Trinity term 2022 the term of many ‘lasts’. Although I am excited to spend what might be my best term yet amongst them, it will nonetheless be bittersweet knowing that when I come back from my year abroad, I will have to readapt once more to a familiar albeit different environment. Ultimately, at the core of my anxieties, is the idea of the unknown – in other words, a fear of not knowing what lies ahead. I need to convert that fear back into anticipation and find joy in the multitude of possibilities and experiences which lie ahead.

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Oxford declared Britain’s ‘Capital of Woke’ 

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Oxfordshire has been proclaimed the UK’s most ‘right-on’ county.

In an attempt to shame Oxfordshire for its “drippy hippy” culture, ranging from gender-neutral toilets to vegan-only menus, the Daily Mail drew attention to the advances the council has made in improving the inclusivity and environmental friendliness of the county.

Prior to May last year, the Conservative party had held control of the Oxfordshire County Council since 1973. Since May, however, a new Lib Dem/Green/Labour alliance has introduced a number of reforms, from backing cycling schemes to introducing a ban on meat at council meetings.

Oxford is famously home to a number of outspoken Tories, from former Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron to the controversial Jeremy Clarkson. However, the Daily Mail argues that the Covid pandemic has sparked an “exodus of ‘right on’ Londoners rushing to buy second homes in rural counties like Oxfordshire”, leading to the “liberal elite” banging the “progressive drum” in this former “true blue” county.

Amongst the policies shunned by the Daily Mail are the Low Traffic Neighbourhood schemes, plans to implement a smoke-free policy in certain areas, and a motion to create a network of gender-neutral toilets.

The “woke” policies pursued by the Oxfordshire County Council have created divisions amongst councillors. One point of controversy was the decision to serve a meat-free platter to councillors at a recent meeting. Ian Middleton, a Green councillor, described the vegan spread as an “absolute triumph”, but Conservative councillor Liam Walker said that he and co-workers shunned this meal in favour of “a pint and pub grub”, according to the Daily Mail.

The meat ban has also drawn criticism from Diddly Squat farmer Jeremy Clarkson, who branded councillors as “swivel-eyed communists and drippy hippies”.

Another point of division has been the initiative to provide gender-inclusive toilets in council buildings and to work with healthcare providers to remove barriers to transgender and non-binary people. Sally Povolotsky, the Lib Dem councillor who proposed the plans, said: “This alliance believes it is only fair for all people to have the gender that reflects their lived reality on their documents, including non-binary and intersex people.”

She added that the motion was designed to amend a “lived reality of segregation” among the transgender community.

The leader of the Conservative opposition on the council, Eddie Reeves, criticised the plan to spend a large sum of the council budget on these reforms.

A further policy that has been criticised by the Daily Mail is the plan to reduce smoking areas throughout Oxfordshire. Ansaf Azhar, Oxfordshire’s public health director, described the policy as a “long game to change smoking culture”. It will see the creation of smoke free environments in the region.

The council aims to prevent deaths from tobacco-linked diseases and hopes to reduce the prevalence of women smoking at the time of delivery to below four percent by 2025. According to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention, one in five babies born to women who smokes at this time has low birth weight.

The Freedom Organisation for the Right to Enjoy Smoking Tobacco (FOREST) condemned the plans, saying it is “of no business of local councils if adults choose to smoke”.

Yet another Oxford Country Council proposal to have come under fire is the introduction of Low Traffic Neighbourhood schemes. The schemes block off certain areas of the county to prevent people from driving through those areas. What may have come as a relief to student cyclists (and the environment) has caused uproar amongst certain Oxfordshire motorists, prompting protests earlier this year. Likewise, the Oxford City Council has been criticised for its attempts to create a Zero-Emission Zone (ZEZ) in the centre of Oxford.

Duncan Enright, cabinet member for travel and development strategy, said the ZEZ was the “latest measure to clean up the air in our historic city centre”.

Likewise, Tim Dexter, campaigns manager for air quality for the charity Asthma + Lung UK, told the BBC that the implementation of ZEZs was a “watershed moment for tackling air pollution”.

However, some local business owners have expressed concerns about the plan, which would lead to many diesel and petrol vehicles facing a charge of £10 per day for driving through ZEZs, and the Daily Mail has condemned it as yet another policy on the “woke” agenda.

Images provided by Build Back Better UK – Oxford.

May Day celebrations to be held in person

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Traditional May Morning celebrations are set to take place in person this year.

For the majority of Oxford Undergraduates, this will be their first experiences celebrating May Morning due to COVID restrictions over the past two years. The ceremony was held virtually in 2020 and 2021 – detracting from the spectacle of the fete.

To commence the celebration, large crowds traditionally gather outside of Magdalen College at 6am on 1st May to listen to the Magdalen College Choir. The tradition of singing of “Hymnus Eucharistus,” a 17thC Latin Hymn, dates back at least 500 years. The Magdalen Tower bells then continue to ring for 20 mins to mark the coming of spring.

The festivities allow for the Oxford community to come together and celebrate the event. Crowds customarily come dressed for the occasion, wearing spring costumes and garlands.  The group of around 150 Morris Men will then parade their way through town, right the way from Magdalen College to the Radcliffe Square. Folk music and dancing continues through until midday, with the whole community engaging in the dancing, singing, eating, and drinking.

Although official May Morning celebrations begin at 6am, the music and partying atmosphere commences on “May Eve,” for many students.  College balls or club nights continue into the early hours of the morning, where partygoers emerge from clubs in the morning to continue the celebrations.

Traditionally, pubs and cafes open at 5am to welcome students from the night before, or those up early enough to get a good position for the choir singing in front of Magdalen College Tower.

Although the modern tradition of jumping from Magdalen Bridge is now banned due to the shallow water, this by no means detracts from the fun. Students often opt for a dip in the River Cherwell as a way to “wake up” before the choir sings.

This unparalleled festivity is expected to be incredibly busy. In 2017, turnout reached 27,000 spectators. This year, May Morning falls on a Sunday, which offers the perfect occasion for partygoers and families alike to gather in Oxford city.

Oxford city council have set up a fundraiser for the celebrations. They have said that they are working to create opportunities for local artists, businesses, and residents to have more involvement in the event. Magdalen Bridge is set to be decorated with art from local artists and creative communities.

The Oxford council’s culture manager, Paula Redway said: “We want this year’s event to be extra special and we want to support Oxford’s artistic community.

“May Day is an occasion to lift the spirits and be joyful, so we’re raising funds to commission pieces showing Oxford’s hidden gems. They will then be displayed on Magdalen Bridge for May morning, and at future events.”

Dubbed one of the highlights of trinity term for students, May morning is set to be the most spectacular celebration in years. This 16th Century tradition is certainly not one to miss.

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Modern Languages students slam Year Abroad Office failings

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Modern Languages students on their year abroad report feeling let down and abandoned by Oxford University’s Year Abroad Office. Students told Cherwell that the Year Abroad Office provided minimal mental health support, a lack of meaningful assistance for students from working-class backgrounds, and has repeatedly disseminated false information and guidance. In one case, University failings led to students being scammed when applying for health insurance cards.

The Year Abroad Office is part of the Faculty of Medieval and Modern Languages. It is the central body that coordinates year abroad arrangements for Modern Languages students going abroad in their second or third year. With different colleges providing varying levels of support to their students, many rely on the Year Abroad Office when moving abroad to work, study or teach. 

However, student testimonies heard by Cherwell have claimed that the Year Abroad Office is failing to provide adequate support to all of its students.

Third-year students currently on their year abroad feel that they were “unequipped” to travel abroad and “ill-informed” about the process. With the cancellation of the Year Abroad Health and Safety session in Trinity 2021, many students had attended only a singular hour-long presentation before embarking on their years abroad. One third-year student studying German commented that: “to send students out to their target countries with woefully inadequate levels of advice about […] the pathways available, and plainly amateur, even arrogant administration […] is simply unfair.” 

The student claimed that they were advised to “use their connections” to get a job abroad, a recommendation that they called “the clearest example of classism (inadvertent or not), that [they] have experienced in [their] time at Oxford”.  Another student felt that the Year Abroad Office “alienated working-class students” by failing to provide meaningful assistance to those looking for jobs abroad.

Once abroad, students reported a “lack of communication”, “lack of empathy” and inadequate “year-round support” from the Year Abroad Office, with several students expressing concern over the mental-health implications of such treatment. One third-year student studying French stated: “I have had no communication from anyone at uni checking that I am even on my year abroad and asking me if I am ok and alive. I think this is very poor from a welfare standpoint as I know that the university doesn’t even know where I am…I have felt completely abandoned by the university for the duration of my time abroad.” 

Where the Year Abroad Office has attempted to provide some assistance, students feel that their advice is at best unhelpful, and at worst, actively harmful. In Michaelmas 2021, for example, the Year Abroad Office provided students with a link to a scam website that charged £35 to order a fake GHIC insurance card (the post-Brexit replacement of the EHIC card). A third-year student studying French, who applied through this link, said: 

“I originally applied for the card through the link sent by the university and paid the £35 fee without thinking. Must be the right link if it’s recommended by the year abroad office, right? A few weeks later, I was told by another student that the GHIC should be free through the official website! Although uni did then refund this error, my application was then ‘lost’ by the official GHIC handlers […], 10 weeks later I got my card and could finally get the visa.” 

The Year Abroad Office triggered further administrative complications for students studying French planning to take up internships abroad. In August 2021, students who filled in the “Convention de Stage” form drawn up by the faculty found their applications to take up internships rejected by the French authorities because the form did not comply with the necessary French law.

These mistakes, according to the students affected, are symptomatic of the Year Abroad Office’s “failure to adapt to Brexit”, with students claiming that the University is still “unprepared for all of the corresponding bureaucracy” that is involved in post-Brexit year abroad arrangements. 

The Year Abroad Office is likely to face further challenges in the coming months, as the Russian invasion of Ukraine has created uncertainty for current first and second-year students studying Russian. Having flown home all of the current Year Abroad students in Russia, the Year Abroad Office must now decide on alternative arrangements for the upcoming cohorts.    

When approached by Cherwell, a representative from the YA provided a full statement: “To the best of our knowledge, that is not true. Students were only ever sent the links to the FCDO website, and we additionally obtained advice directly from the British Council. Guidance​ for each of the 27 different EU countries has changed, as has FCDO advice on Covid-related travel – but that does not mean the advice was incorrect. There was an administrative error where an incorrect link was sent. The website was not a scam, although charged a fee for faster processing of a free application. The link was corrected as soon as it came to light, and the students affected were reimbursed for the fee.” 

“That the Year Abroad Office provided a substandard template for the ‘Convention de Stage’ form that did not meet the necessary requirements of French law. A temporary template was made available to students almost immediately after the departure from the EU. However during the year, it came to light that there was additional wording required to meet the new legalities/Visa requirements for internships in France. 

“As set out before: the UK did not decide until the last moment on what basis it would conduct its relationship with the EU after 31 January 2020. The YA office was prepared and had repeatedly flagged to students that work travel would be affected, and that every EU country would make its own decisions on immigration because of the decisions the UK government had taken – so that the result of Brexit was to replace one set of immigration regulations with 27 different ones.”

“The MML Year Abroad offers flexibility to undertake a range of options and the Faculty endeavours to provide a range of information for all options. Student feedback has always been that students value the flexibility of YA arrangements, where individual students – in consultation with their tutors – can make arrangements which meet their academic needs and their career aspirations. All students receive a language-specific YA meeting, as well as a faculty-based session in Trinity Term and repeated emails, have access to a host of resources on work-placement and internships, but are advised that it is the responsibility of individual students to find work.  Students have access to a range of funding opportunities for the year abroad including: The continuation of their full means-tested Government maintenance support and Oxford Bursary or Crankstart Scholarships if eligible, Turing funding opportunities, Heath Harrison Scholarships, Year Abroad Travel Hardship Fund as well as College funding.”

“The YA provides a session in TT on how to cope with the YA and the challenges that it may pose (now called “YA orientation’ rather than ‘Myths and realities’), together with a set of resources on mental health and well-being. Students are advised to discuss mental health needs with their college and the faculty’s disability advisor. The YA officers have gone out of their way to support students who have found themselves in mental health difficulties.”

A University spokesperson told Cherwell: “The Year Abroad Office provides comprehensive support and information for all Modern Languages students, of whom there are around 300 annually, ahead of their year abroad and during it. This includes a session in the term before departure on coping with the year abroad and any challenges that may arise, resources on mental health and well-being, and faculty and college support throughout the year. All students receive advice and resources about work placements and internships for the year abroad, allowing students, in consultation with tutors, to find placements which meet their academic needs and career aspirations. Students also have access to a range of funding opportunities for the year abroad including continuation of University bursaries and scholarships,  Year Abroad Travel Hardship Fund, College funding and Turing funding, which offers higher levels of support for students from disadvantaged backgrounds. Information is regularly updated in line with official guidance, and communication to students has increased in recent years following Brexit and the international challenges of the pandemic and the war in the Ukraine.”

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Jewish reading recommendations

CW: antisemitism, drug abuse, suicide

I had never heard of Joseph Roth. Or Arthur Schnitzler. Or Stefan Zweig. Or even Canetti if I’m honest. I had heard of Kafka of course – and I have always been enamoured with that sharp, folkloric, sinister quality that always seems to know more than you do. I think in some ways it is a distinctly Jewish quality in this period, the painfully sharpened perspective which comes from assimilation. It was only after seeing Stoppard’s Leopoldstadt that Austria – and its writers – became of interest to me from a Jewish heritage point of view. It was as though, when I encountered that play, the richness of Jewish life in Vienna before the war opened up to me in a way I had never imagined before – in a way I never imagined it would. When you walk into the theatre, you face a large screen of rapidly changing photographs of Jewish life in Vienna. Snapshots of people who look uncannily like people I know – who look just like me – but from before the war. The play follows the Merz family through the generations. It is Stoppard’s most intimate play, and at times, it is deeply haunting. But it is the characters, who are so full of life, that are more memorable than even the most painful parts of the play. I had never seen on the stage a family having a Pesach (Passover) meal at the table – let alone only a few scenes after they decorate a Christmas tree with a Star of David. Stoppard shows the joy and the anguish of being an assimilated Jew in a Christian country. 

I began to think about Vienna – and particularly, Vienna after World War One. I wanted to know what Jewish life was like, and I came across Stefan Zweig’s The World of Yesterday.  I had not read Zweig before, even though I have been assured that he was one of the most famous writers of his generation. After escaping the Holocaust, in 1942 he and his wife were found dead in South America, holding hands after having overdosed. The day before he had sent this final book to be published. 

To read Zweig’s memoirs is to enter into the golden world of Vienna before World War II. Every page is another street in Vienna, another meeting with Freud, Herzl, Schnitzler, Karl Kraus, and famous artists, writers, musicians. Beginning from his school days, the passion and desire to learn, to stay up to date with modern literature, was something I had never encountered before. Each page contains something funny and something tragic. Like Roth’s Radetzky March, it is clouded with the knowledge of what happens in the next chapter of Austrian history. We meet Herzl as the managing director of the Neue Freie Presse, and we see Herzl’s funeral through Zweig’s uncomprehending eyes:

people arrived… from all lands and countries; Western, Eastern, Russian, Turkish Jews… It was an endless procession… There was an almost raging turmoil; all order failed in the face of a kind of elemental, ecstatic grief. I have never seen anything like it at a funeral before or since. And I could tell for the first time from all this pain, rising in sudden great outbursts from the hearts of a crowd a million strong, how much passion and hope this one lonely man had brought into the world by the force of his ideas.”


Zweig – like many of the bourgeois Austrian Jews – was not a Zionist. He believed in Europeanism and internationalism, and called himself “a citizen of the world.” But what I realised, from reading Schnitzler’s The Road to the Open more than anything, was how modern Jewish identity questions – and their relation to Zionism – remained as distinctly difficult to deal with even then as they are now. The book is full of endless dialogues about being Jewish and assimilated. Characters visit Palestine with Herzl-inspired dreams, and return disillusioned and depressed. They pretend they aren’t Jewish. They pretend to be Jewish. The main character is a Christian aristocrat who spends all of his time feeling an outsider in his social circle of upper middle-class Jews amidst the pressures of rising antisemitism. It is people trying to live in a polarised society, a world where psychoanalysts, Zionists, Socialists coexist and try to understand their own world. It’s entertaining, extremely funny, and at times entirely bleak. Like Leopoldstadt, it is these expressions of Jewish life before the war – beset with jokes, neuroses, and anguish – which stay alive long after reading the texts. I would highly recommend.

Trinity Term expectations: Oxford at its finest?

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‘So, what’s Trinity Term like?’ an unsuspecting fresher asks a second-year.

‘Ah, Trinity Term …’ the second-year replies, looking off longingly into the distance.

Trinity Term seems to have some sort of mythical status. Its mention in the presence of older years is met with sighs of yearning and assertions of how splendid it is. After the cold gloom of Hilary term and the months when darkness settled over the city at 4PM, I sure am looking forward to experiencing Oxford in all its sunny glory. When I first visited, it was mid-July, and summer was at its height. The city was magical – the yellow brick golden, the blue sky a marvellous backdrop to the RadCam. Soon, Oxford will transform once again into a city of gleaming spires.

As a Classicist, I am lucky enough, if you can put it that way, not to have to worry about Prelims until Hilary of second year. So, my aim for this Trinity, before the gruelling marathon of Mods kicks in, is to lap up every beam of Oxford sun that I possibly can. I will not be taking the pollen-filled, sweet-smelling summer air for granted.

My desire to spend as much time outdoors as possible, whether while studying or not, is heightened by the two years of lockdowns we have just emerged from. What better way to remedy this feeling of prolonged confinement than by frequenting the rolling fields of Port Meadow or Uni Parks? They promise us picnics in fields, swimming in the river, and, of course, punting. An Oxford rite of passage, many of us have been looking forward to going punting ever since we first received our offers. The question remains to be asked as to who will be the punter and who the puntee (I am most certainly the latter). As evening sets in, the pub can be swapped for a park of your choice – bring drinks, snacks, a speaker and a decent playlist and you’re set.

Something I and my fellow freshers are particularly excited about is Trinity’s promise of our first Oxford ball. Many colleges, such as Queen’s and Hertford, are hosting their black-tie ball this coming term, whilst ChristChurch, Trinity and New are set to stun with their white-tie commemoration balls. I am eager to see the colleges spruced up for this triennial affair, much as a ball does seem like an extra-massive, extra-fancy open-air BOP. I can already hear my friends’ groans at the dozens of disposable photos I will insist on taking – but what has to be done has to be done. The prospect of dressing up and spending the night in the sultry summer outdoors, drinking and eating and dancing to our heart’s content until dawn, is one that seems straight out of a fairytale. With, of course, the less romantic but equally entertaining addition of stumbling around at 6AM. Somerville-Jesus students are already preparing for their post-ball stagger over to Magdalen bridge for the May Morning choir performance.

The college quad was cordoned off during Hilary term to allow the grass to recover, but for Trinity it will be made accessible to students again (sticking to the boast that it is one of the only colleges to let its students walk on the grass). Might we be able to convince our tutors to let us have tutorials on the quad? Probably not, but, at any rate, we can “study” in groups on the grass, fulfilling our light academia fantasies. Picture perfect: book in hand, dappled sunlight over the page, bottle of lemonade (or perhaps pink gin) by our side. We will become the embodiment of tourist eye candy.

Clubbing in the summer will be a whole other experience to winter clubbing. It will be thrilling to walk back to our accommodation when we can catch the first glimpses of the new day’s sun skirting the horizon, albeit a little concerning for our 9AM lectures. And – this is the thing I’m most excited for – not having to use club cloakrooms. No more standing in endless queues to deposit our college puffers! No more college puffers at all, in fact. I am curious as to what everyone’s preferred item of stash will be for the summer months; Oxonians will hardly be able to go for long without donning some sort of college insignia. Bucket hats maybe? College polo shirts? We shall see what fashion choices the heat churns out.

There is of course everything sport and drama related to look forward to. A few of my friends and I have decided to commit to having a go at rowing, after two terms of reluctant delaying. The idea of falling into a lukewarm river on a moderately sunny day in May is heaps more appealing than having the same experience in the middle of Storm Eunice. Although there are more than a few people who have warned me off from rowing –  I still can’t tell if they were joking or not – it is something I feel compelled to try. The Oxford vs Cambridge Boat Race on Sunday, which saw a victory for the men’s Blues, has further whetted my appetite for rowing. Drama-wise, various student companies will be putting on a number of different productions, from musicals to traditional plays. Some will even be hosted in open-air theatres, which promises to be a real treat.

I might be romanticising Trinity Term slightly. Collections, the workload, and the general intensity of Oxford life will of course be as prevalent in Trinity as they were in Michaelmas and Hilary. Attending lectures in Exam Schools will involve both kinds of sweating. However, I do think that the warm days will bring with them a certain levity; as they say, the sun makes for a sunny disposition.

Image credit: Polina Tankilevitch