Tuesday 12th May 2026
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Blind Date: “I found out I was unintentionally sharking”

Kitty Horsfall First Year, English Merton College

We were both very prompt arriving at the Queen’s Lane Coffee House, and were soon perusing the extensive menu. We breezed through the standard chat of tutor horror stories, extracurricular activities (Ultimate Frisbee for him, Cellar for me), and hometown tales. For a man battling through after a night in Fever (where apparently the man playing the bongos next to the DJ isn’t a regular feature???), Alby was surprisingly chirpy to begin with. However, this dwindled as the date went on and towards the end, conversation became a bit strained – this was not helped by the waiter taking our picture turning out to be a photography enthusiast. Overall, it was a pleasant brunch, but I couldn’t help feeling his heart wasn’t fully in it, much like his appetite wasn’t feeling the Full English.

First impression?

Very fresh-faced.

Quality of the chat?

6.7/10.

Most awkward moment?

One of the first songs he’d ever heard was by Iggy Azealia.

Kiss or miss?

Miss.

 

Alberico Santiano Third Year, Engineering Wadham

We met for brunch at Queen’s Lane Coffee House at 11am, unfortunately I’d overdone it slightly with the Crofters and VKs the night before and was definitely feeling it. Kitty’s opening line of ‘did you go out last night?’, was perhaps an indication I wasn’t disguising my hangover as well as I thought I was. Luckily, Kitty was fairly talkative and helped steer the conversation to avoid too many awkward silences, the only major one being after she professed her love for Cellar. Despite the date going fairly well overall, I think we had very different reasons for signing up; one of my friends kindly ‘volunteered’ me for the date owing to my “lack of dating experience”, whatever that means. I had quite a good time, but unfortunately there wasn’t enough of a connection to warrant a second date.

First impression?

Her lopsided hoodie suggested this was only a brief break from the library.

Quality of the chat?

Not as dry as the crofters.

Most awkward moment?

When I found out I was unintentionally sharking.

Kiss or miss?

Miss.

How Oxford culture is dominated by the most privileged

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For years now, students have been fighting to make the institutions of Oxford more accessible to people of every background. Political societies such as OUCA are placed under  a heavy eye of scrutiny, but in doing so we neglect the accessibility of Oxford’s cultural scene. While the inspection of Cultural institutions has been far less rigorous, there seems to be just as much inaccessibility to the top positions in culture as in political societies.

To many, OUCA or the Oxford Union is so reprehensible and exclusive that it doesn’t matter whether it is accessible to them. Culture, on the other hand, matters to everyone. We all seek to gain from culture as audience or creator. Whether it be playing in a band, running a club night, or acting in a play, participation satisfies that universal itch to create.

Perhaps the most overwhelmingly popular and student organised cultural scene in Oxford is its theatre. Every Oxford term week is host to at least two plays created by students. Despite the seeming accessibility, with a menagerie of opportunities, this scene is surprisingly lacking. Of student-run plays in Michaelmas 2017, 60 per cent of directors came from private schools. Considering the similarly unrepresentative admission statistic 44.3 per cent private schoolers in Oxford, being a play director in Oxford seems to be disproportionally for the university’s privately educated.

This figure is only of the top end of one particular Oxford scene, however you can bet your bottom dollar that the same private school dominance exists in other areas. Whether in the clubbing scene, classical music, or jazz bands anecdotal evidence pervades of a similar degree of inaccessibility for students of more moderate backgrounds.

This issue is not a simplistic problem of discrimination. Private school students aren’t barring state school students from positions in productions for their education. The barriers faced by state schoolers are more subtle and pervasive than a simple matter of selection bias.

Neither is it a case of incompetent private schoolers occupying these positions. Those who have reached the top of Oxford culture are still talented individuals, having all gone through a selective process to reach where they are. The lack of comprehensively educated students participating in culture is the result of those students often being denied the resources necessary for developing creative skills throughout their upbringing. The problem is not too many untalented privately educated thesps, but not enough opportunity for talented comprehensive thesps to hone their craft.

Attending a private school is often the result of wealth, and being raised in a stable and encouraging household. Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. There are privately educated families lacking educational support at home and plenty of state-educated families with enthusiastic and supportive approaches to learning. Yet we cannot ignore the fact that even in households where parents care less about their child’s education, money can buy books, extra tuition and exciting school trips. This home-life can help kickstart a creative career – buying a child an instrument (or, increasingly, a pair of decks) costing hundreds of pounds is something only well-to-do children can experience. Of all those children who could never afford the resources for a cultural education, their creative abilities were stifled and remain unexpressed even at university. When I hear about all the acting or painting classes my better off friends took during the summers before university, I wonder how much more burgeoning the arts scene in Oxford would be were all students offered similar levels of support.

The enhanced cultural education enjoyed by private schoolers is not only seen at home but also in the schools they attend. With greater curricular independence and comfortable finances, independent schools can invest more in cultural education. Pupils enjoy greater costumes and staging for drama classes, better teachers and more instruments for orchestras. The effect of cohorts is significant too. Home-lives bereft of cultural encouragement will produce comprehensive pupils lacking enthusiasm. An enthusiastic student will soon find themselves disillusioned with the idea of directing plays when trying and failing to work with their colleagues in a drama class.

More distinct and perhaps frustrating is the social capital that a private education confers upon its alumni upon their admission into Oxford. Students emerging out of a private school feeding Oxford with 30-40 students will have a pre-existing web of connections which will serve them well in navigating the cultural landscape of Oxford, comprehensive students do not have this luxury. The web of connections from private education, ‘inherited BNOC-hood’ if you will, helps students in applying to positions in productions, hearing about auditions before others and finding themselves benefitted by the unconscious biases of ‘knowing a guy’.

The effect of ‘inherited BNOChood’ is that, a comprehensive student, who – after experiencing a poorer cultural education both at home and at school – still finds motivation for participation and creation, will find barriers surrounding them – feeling a stranger in a university full of connections. A motivated student may try organising their own production or running their own clubnight. However, the lack of connections still come into play here. While a private school student can call upon their army of home friends to promote and attend their night or play, covering the costs of venue hire, a comprehensive student may lack these means.

The lack of participation in Oxford culture from state-educated students represents a failure that harms everyone. By failing to give state-school students adequate representation, Oxford culture lacks a perspective that needs greater expression and observance. Imagine how much richer and fuller Oxford culture could be if every comprehensive student felt the same passion and drive for participating in the scene.

Oxford announces crews for the Boat Races

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Oxford University Boat Club (OUBC) and Women’s Boat Club (OUWBC) announced their crews for next month’s Boat Races at City Hall this morning.

Cambridge go into the women’s race with a crew 18.4 kg heavier than their opponents, while their men’s boat is 34.7 kg heavier than Oxford’s.

In the women’s boat, Alice Roberts, a Physics and Philosophy student at St Edmund Hall, is the only returning member of last year’s crew. Roberts will row in seat four this year, after occupying the second seat in 2017.

For the men, Joshua Bugajski (Keble) and Vassilis Ragoussis (Linacre) are the two remaining members of last year’s victorious crew. Bugajski has moved from seat four to seat six, while Ragoussis remains Oxford’s stroke.

There is also a place for Keble’s Will Geffen. A Boat Race winner in 2015, Geffen has had to make do with a spot in the reserve boat for the past two years, but is back in the first boat this year.

Bugajski is the heaviest rower in Oxford’s men’s boat at 100.5 kg, but Cambridge’s James Letten will weighed in the highest out of any competitor, at 106.5 kg. At 6ft 10in, Letten is the tallest competitor in the history of the Boat Races.

Christ Church student Sarah Kushma is the heaviest rower in the women’s boat, at 73.5 kg, but five of the Cambridge crew weigh more than her.

The Dark Blues won the men’s race last year, but were beaten comprehensively in the women’s race, as Cambridge romped home in a record time.

Bookmaker William Hill makes Cambridge 4/9 favourites in the men’s race, but is not yet offering odds for the women’s race.

In their most recent outings, which both took place on Saturday, Oxford’s women saw off rivals Brookes in a close race, while the men’s boat were defeated by the same opposition.

The Boat Races take place on 24 March, with the women’s race starting at 4.31pm and the men’s at 5.32pm.

Cambridge will retain their leads in the overall results regardless of what happens this year: they have a 42-30 advantage in the women’s race, and lead by 82 wins to 80 in the men’s race.

Oxford Boat Race Crews:

Women:
Bow: Renée Koolschijn (Keble, 73.4 kg)
2: Katherine Erickson (Wolfson, 69.6 kg)
3: Juliette Perry (Somerville, 73.4 kg)
4: Alice Roberts* (St Edmund Hall, 67.0 kg)
5: Morgan McGovern (St Catherine’s, 72.1 kg)
6: Sara Kushma (Christ Church, 73.5 kg)
7: Abigail Killen (St Cross, 70.4 kg)
Stroke: Beth Bridgman (St Hugh’s, 67.8 kg)
Cox: Jessica Buck (Green Templeton, 53.5 kg)

Men:
Bow: Iain Mandale (St Edmund Hall, 75.1 kg)
2: Felix Drinkhall (Lady Margaret Hall, 83.8 kg)
3: Will Cahill (Chris Church, 84.3 kg)
4: Anders Weiss (St Hugh’s, 91.5 kg)
5: Will Geffen* (Keble, 87.2 kg)
6: Joshua Bugajski* (Keble, 100.5 kg)
7: Claas Mertens (Christ Church, 73.9 kg)
Stroke: Vassilis Ragoussis* (Linacre, 88.2 kg)
Cox: Zachary Thomas Johnson (Wolfson, 54.7 kg)

* denotes returning blue.

Phantom Thread is Paul Thomas Anderson’s finest film yet

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Phantom Thread is a quietly profound masterpiece. It is epic in its intimacy, able to make the darkest impulses of human nature exquisite, as confounding as it is profound, perfectly gilded with romantic flourish while never feigning perfection in its subjects.

That’s a mess of contradictions to open a review, and it illustrates the difficulty anyone tasked with talking about this film has to contend with: how do you discuss something which is brilliant precisely because of what makes it ineffable?

The story follows Reynolds Woodcock (played by Daniel Day-Lewis, in ostensibly his final performance after announcing his retirement from acting), a couture dress designer in the 1950s. He is a genius at his craft, but he is also exacting and exasperating for those around him, such as his sister/business manager Cyril (the indomitable Leslie Manville), and his new muse Alma (Vicky Krieps).

To say much more about the story would be to spoil what makes Phantom Thread so intoxicating. It’s written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, the auteur behind films such as There Will Be Blood and The Master which, much like Phantom Thread, deal with charismatic and powerful men and the ramifications of their personalities on those around them. But each film is as different from the others as they could be – There Will Be Blood is full of bluster and verve, The Master is cerebral and melancholy, while Phantom Thread conceals an intoxicatingly dark heart beneath a bewitching veneer of respectability. Phantom Thread also continues Anderson’s well-established fascination with dysfunctional familial relationships, despite being, first and foremost, a scintillatingly drawn love story. The web of loyalties, knowledge and desires that Anderson weaves between his three principal leads (two of whom, Day-Lewis and Manville, have been recently Oscar-nominated) is thrillingly understated, and often surprisingly funny.

In a film where the performances are so well-rounded and all-encompassing, it can be easy to overlook the more backgrounded technical aspects of the filmmaking – or more accurately, it would be easy to overlook them if they weren’t just as superlative as the performances. The editing is pitch-perfect, the cinematography spellbinding, and the costume and production design in a perfect harmony that is only outdone by Jonny Greenwood’s sumptuous score (which has finally netted him the Oscar nomination he so richly deserves).

Over the Valentine’s period, 50 Shades Freed will likely attract the most buzz, but you’d be doing yourself a disservice to overlook Phantom Thread. With a director in perfect control of such idiosyncratic material, Day-Lewis perhaps could not have chosen a better cinematic swan-song, and you owe it to yourself to bask in the sunset of his astonishing career.

Accused don declared fit for prison

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Oxford University professor Tariq Ramadan has been declared medically fit for prison despite reports of his suffering from multiple sclerosis and another “severe chronic illness”.

The academic was hospitalised last week after 12 days in a Paris jail.

His family claims on their site ‘Free Tariq Ramadan’ that the medical report which found him fit for prison is “going against science”.

Ramadan’s wife, Iman said: “I’m not sure right now that he’s receiving a fair and just treatment.”

The site claims that “his health continues to worsen every day” and they have heard that in prison he is “unable to feel his legs”.

The 55 year old Islamic scholar, charged with rape and rape of a vulnerable person, is awaiting trial in France.

There have also been allegations in the Swiss media of sexual misconduct against teenage girls in the 1980s and 1990s.

A court ordered Ramandan’s detention earlier this month ahead of the trial on the grounds that he was a possible flight risk.

He was denied bail four days into his custody in France.

Ramadan’s case is one of the most prolific in France to come out of the “Me Too” and “Balance Ton Porc” (“squeal on your pig”) campaigns.

Henda Ayari, a feminist activist, first described an alleged rape in Paris two years ago, in her book I Chose to Be Free. However, she did not explicitly accuse Ramadan until October last year.

She has since been placed under police protection following death threats.

A few days after Ayari went public, a disabled Muslim woman, going by the alias Christelle, brought forward her claim that Ramadan raped and beat her in the French city of Lyon in 2009.

After receiving Ramadan’s advice for months online, the woman arranged to meet him in the hotel bar where his confer- ence was being held.

Ramadan, a Swiss national and grandson of the founder of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood, categorically denies all claims made against him and says he is the victim of a smear campaign.

Ramadan agreed to take a leave of absence from the University of Oxford in November soon after the charges became public, following backlash from students.

At the time he said: “I have taken leave of absence upon mutual agreement with Oxford University, which will permit me to devote my energies to my defence while respecting students’ need for a calm academic environment.”

A statement from the University said: “An agreed leave of absence implies no presumption or acceptance of guilt.”

Recipe corner: batch cooking

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Batch cooking is one of the easiest ways to eat well whilst saving yourself time, money, and effort during a busy week. Though it’s been done for years, students are only just starting to fully appreciate the method.

If you can find a couple of hours on a Sunday afternoon then you can prep meals for a week, so you’ll have to spend no more than ten minutes getting dinner ready each day.

I think a huge batch of bolognese is ideal for meal prep: mince is one of the cheapest ways to buy meat; you can chuck in as many veggies as you want to add to the nutritional value; and once all of the ingredients are in the pot you just have to leave it alone, making it easy for newbies in the kitchen.

Start by browning 500g of minced beef with olive oil in a large saucepan on high heat; use a wooden spoon to break it up into small pieces.

Add two onions, two carrots and two celery sticks (all diced) and cook for about ten minutes, before adding three cloves of (crushed) garlic.

Now add two 400g tins of chopped tomatoes, two tablespoons of tomato puree, some oregano and a glass of red wine.

Season with salt and pepper and leave everything on a simmer for an hour.

Keep this in the fridge in an airtight container, and when ready to eat just boil some spaghetti and top with cheese.

The great thing about making bolognese in bulk is that with the addition of only a couple of things it can be turned into a delicious chilli con carne, which will stop you from getting bored of your dinners.

All you have to do is add ground cumin, ground paprika, red kidney beans, and chilli powder if you like some heat.

Serve this with rice and cheese for another speedy, delicious dinner!

Trinity Dean fines second years and bans sconcing

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Trinity second years will be forced to pay for damage after ‘unacceptable’ behaviour at their halfway hall.

‘Sconcing’ has also been banned from all events taking place in the college’s hall and students have been asked to buy a gift for catering staff.

Cherwell reported last week that students engaged in debauched behaviour at the halfway hall, including breaking glasses and damaging property.

In an email sent to second years, seen by Cherwell, Trinity Dean James McDougall said: “Those of you involved might still think that this was nothing to make a fuss about. It is also apparent that some of you do not yet appreciate that what happened on this occasion really was unacceptable.

“The collective responsibility to be taken is a reflection of the College’s concern to communicate to all concerned that this is in fact the case.”

According to the email, the Dean had allowed time for guilty students to come forward.

However, he said that only one student had admitted guilt and they were not an “instigator.”

The email also banned ‘sconcing’ in hall.

The Dean said: “it is not normal, or acceptable, in hall, and some Junior Members’ perceptions of when a social event becomes an antisocial one in this regard may need to change to accommodate this fact.”

The Dean has not imposed a fine upon students but says that they are expected to provide a gift for hall staff.

A charge will be added to all attendees battels “to meet the cost of breakages and additional work and inconvenience that some students’ behaviour imposed on staff.”

Last week, the Dean accused students of being “entitled” after glasses were broken at the event and property damaged. One member of the hall staff, who had been working at Trinity for nine years, reportedly said that she had never seen behaviour like that demonstrated at the halfway hall.

Trinity did not respond to Cherwell’s request for comment.

Vice-Chancellor opposes pay regulation

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Oxford’s vice chancellor, Louise Richardson, has insisted that the the regulation of senior university staff pay should not be regulated.

Richardson spoke to MPs at the Commons Education Committee on Wednesday morning. She stressed that the focus of pay reform should be the process of deciding salaries, rather than regulation of wage levels.

She has insisted that her £350,000 salary is less than the vice chancellor received five years ago.

Professor Richardson argued that universities are operating in a ‘global marketplace’ when it comes to hiring higher education bosses.

Speaking to MPs, she said: “I don’t agree that regulation is appropriate.”

“I think it’s reasonable to have an interest in the process, but I think it should be ensuring the process is transparent and fair.

“We are emphatically in a global competition. Cambridge, King’s, Imperial and Edinburgh just recently hired from overseas.

“Two best known universities in Australia, Melbourne and Sydney, just hired British academics.”

She said: “I think the reduction of the complex, nuanced education we provide to starting salaries, or salaries at any point is a mistake.

“It’s to miss much of the most important things we do, which is to provide an education.”

Financial statements showed that in 2016/17, Prof. Richardson received a salary of £354,000 plus bene ts of £12,000 and pension contributions of £64,000.

Richardson noted that she trusted the process for deciding salaries at Oxford, saying the seven-member panel is “a model for the sector.”

She told MPs: “I’ve never attended the meeting or any part of it, I’ve never met with the group.”

Professor Richardson, when asked whether it was immoral that she was paid more than the Prime Minister, responded: “I actually don’t agree, because the Prime Minister is paid entirely by taxpayers.

“The amount the taxpayer contributes to the £2.2bn annual operating budget of Oxford for teaching is 9%.”

Multiple university leaders appeared on the panel to give evidence to the inquiry into university value
for money.

Peter Horrocks, Vice-Chancellor of the Open University, told MPs: “We have to acknowledge that this is a significant public issue and it’s something that potentially undermines the value of universities in this country, so it’s something we absolutely need to address.”

Vice Chancellor Richardson declined to offer further comment.

Motion to ban Bullingdon members from OUCA defeated

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A proposal to ban members of the Bullingdon Club from the Oxford University Conservative Association (OUCA) committee has been defeated.

The motion, raised at Thursday’s OUCA council, proposed to ban known members of the infamous drinking society from running in Association elections, or holding senior office.

It comes in the wake of national press coverage of drunken behaviour at OUCA’s Port and Policy events.

Last week, prominent members of the Association resigned and were suspended following reports of disorderly conduct.

A majority of OUCA members voted the motion down at Thursday evening’s council meeting. Bullingdon Club members will continue to be eligible for Association elections.

OUCA President Timothy Doyle told Cherwell: “I supported the proposed amendment to our Standing Orders. I believe others feared it would lead to maliciously-targeted proscriptions of student societies to prevent individual members’ holding office.

“The Association does not tolerate raucous behaviour, and is quite capable of punishing those guilty of it without proscribing societies which it allegedly characterizes.”

The co-chairs of Oxford University Labour Club (OULC) told Cherwell: “This is a further damning exposition of OUCA’s unwillingness to address the toxic culture that pervades their society.

“The Bullingdon Club stands for what is worst about Oxford, and OUCA’s willingness to allow its members into their Club should deter any reasonable person from involvement.”

Rhodes scholarship expanded worldwide

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The Rhodes Scholarship will be made available to candidates from anywhere in the world, the Rhodes Trust has announced.

Rhodes Scholarships are currently only available to applicants from a list of more than 60 specified countries.

Recognised as one of the oldest and most prestigious international graduate awards, the majority of scholarships are reserved for residents of just three countries: the US, South Africa, and Canada.

From April 2018, for the first time in the history of the 115-year-old programme, applicants from the rest of the world will be able to apply for the scholarship.

The first two successful Global Rhodes Scholars will arrive in Oxford in October 2019.

In a statement, the Rhodes Trust said: “Opening up the Scholarship programme to powerful minds from all around the world demonstrates the Rhodes Trust’s commitment to be a truly global organisation that re ects the world’s diversity.

“[The expansion] marks a historic moment for the Rhodes Trust, and further strengthens the reach of the Scholarship around the world.”

The expansion of the programme will be seen as a move to modernise the Rhodes Trust, and move it away from the controversial legacy of its founder, the imperialist Cecil Rhodes.

The CEO of the Rhodes Trust, Charles Conn, emphasised the increasing global diversity of the scheme, while also recognising that the programme would mean that for the first time in its history, the Rhodes Scholarship would be available to students from the UK.

Conn said: “As an organisation based in Oxford, we are very excited to be able to now offer the opportunity to British students to join the Rhodes community for the first time since the Scholarship programme was launched in 1903. Students from regions such as Latin America and elsewhere who did not previously have access to a route to a Rhodes Scholarship can now also join our international network.”

The University reacted positively to the introduction of the new scholarships.

A spokesperson told Cherwell: “The Rhodes Scholarships have been important to the University of Oxford since they started in 1903. They have led to many international postgraduate students being able to study here, and we are delighted that the new Global Scholarships allow for their reach to be even greater in terms of where Scholars can come from around the world.”

Previous notable holders of the historic award include the former US President Bill Clinton, current Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, and feminist author Naomi Wolf.