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Geographers must celebrate the diversity of their field

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At what point is a figure too political to be celebrated? I am a second-year geography student, and I’m undecided as to whether I support the display of the now-infamous portrait of Theresa May on the School of Geography and Environment’s walls – and this question sums up my internal debate.

Geography as a discipline is unusually self-reflective in that it constantly questions its own past and its current production of knowledge.

This is something that our degree encourages from students – critical analysis is a necessary element in all geographical thought and underpins our academic work.

The protest from ‘NotAllGeographers’ and academics within the department is laudable, but in ignoring the other female alumnae on that wall, these critics have only done half of their job.

The selection of each individual on that wall was in itself a political act, yet remains unquestioned.

For example, the progressive Doreen Massey, who sat below May before the portrait’s removal, was extremely politically active in her lifetime, including her contentious influence over Hugo Chavez’s political strategies in his Bolivarian Revolution in Venezuela.

Yet politics isn’t necessarily just what’s played out at the international level – the deliberate repre- sentation of any of these women is putting across a point.

As a crude example, choosing an Olympian over a musician might suggest that sporting success is more impressive than music for Oxford’s alumnae.

Each of these women are influential in different ways, so just because Theresa May is highly visible in the public realm doesn’t mean that Susan Smith’s contribution to economic geography won’t have had impacts on the production of knowledge which will impact the worldviews of her students and the field as a whole.

Either think about the selection of each woman, or accept that this is a non-political display charting the success of female alumnae of the department regardless of their views.

The academics, in their letter, point out that Theresa May’s policies as Home Secretary and then Prime Minister don’t align with the typically left-leaning tendencies of contemporary Geography.

It is worth remembering that Theresa May’s geographical education in the mid-1970s would have been drastically different to that of today’s students, which now incorporates a much more radical approach where activism and social justice are increasingly a primary goal for geographical scholars.

The point to be made here is that Geography is a subject in a state of flux, with constantly moving views and positions.

Oxford students may champion postcolonial perspectives in our studies of development and moder- nity, but we do this while sitting in the Halford Mackinder Lecture Theatre, named after a colonialist who disrespected and phsyically abused his black porters.

On our way to the lecture theatre, we peacefully make our way past Rhodes House, representing the infamous British imperialist.

Where do we draw the line between who is appropriate to represent the discipline, or even who is sufficiently inoffensive to be publicly celebrated?

It’s true that portraying an incumbent head of government is an unusual practice in any higher education institution.

It’s also true that is could be construed as the School of Geography and the Environment taking an active political stance in favour of one party, and academics’ concern at this is logical.

However, the School was trying to highlight through this display that its female graduates can go on to do exciting and interesting things with their degree.

The variety of successful women on show from a range of political backgrounds should serve to inspire the next generation of Oxford Geography students, rather than divide them.

A Streetcar Named Desire Review – “a play that unpicks toxic masculinity”

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Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire is a play so broad in its themes that the number of possible dramatic focus points seems infinite. The most obvious include the destructive, primitive, and inescapable nature of desire, and the decadence and decay of an entire social class as embodied by Blanche DuBois. This interpretation, produced by English Touring Theatre, Nuffield Southampton Theatres, and Theatr Clywd focuses on the first. Director Chelsea Walker takes the play from its 1940s context, placing it in 2018. A KFC bucket, Nike trainers, Bardot crop tops drag the script to the present day. The result, in the words of Walker, is a play that ‘unpicks toxic masculinity’, a thematic thread in that is certainly more obvious to an audience in 2018 than 1947.

The early scenes between Blanche (Kelly Gough) and Stella (Amber James) set up a sense of fragile sisterhood, the dynamic being one where Blanche does the talking. The actors conveyed the silent awareness between the sisters – that such an antiquated relationship, of an antiquated time, will not be sustained in Stella’s new life – in an understated and poignant manner. Stella’s life with Stanley was translated not only through her growing frustration with her sister’s airs, but through the lurid colours that, in this production, quite literally form the backdrop of her life, as Stanley, Mitch and Pablo burst onto the stage, wearing bold primary colours. It was an aesthetic reminiscent of Almodóvar, which is unsurprising, since Williams’ play formed a structuring device in the 1999 film Todo sobre mi madre. Walker’s production, like Almodóvar’s film, took specific interest in the theme of sisterhood and its doomed transition into a world ruled by the Stanley Kowalski types.

On a further aesthetic note, Georgia Lowe’s set design was crucial shedding light on the forces driving Stanley and Mitch’s behaviour. It was an aspect of the production which truly stood out. The set was sparse: two rooms, a bed, a table and chairs were all that was necessary to underline the two motivations, food and sex, that drive Williams’ characters. A mezzanine was suggestive of the claustrophobic atmosphere of Elysian Fields which exposed the visceral relationship between Eunice and Steve. In the final moments, it was an opportunity to recreate the iconic cover of the New Directions first edition of the text. Stanley was sitting atop the stage as the omnipotent force in the lives of the DuBois sisters, a shameless puppeteer.

It is understandable why the ‘modern’ set details were included – the audience was forced to contemplate how institutions may still conspire against the vulnerable, and still enable the dominance of Stanley (Patrick Knowles), and result in Stella’s to reject Blanche’s claims. However, this resulted in moments of discord between the 1940s script and creative choices. Impromptu discos to Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’, replacing the Varsouviana Polka motif with Blondie’s ‘Heart of Glass’ added little to the production. The latter inclusion spoilt the interaction between Blanche and the Evening Star delivery boy. The scene morphed into a sequence of contemporary dance. Rather than being a key moment where we audience witnesses the manipulative elements in Blanche’s character, the tone became too playful. ‘Heart of Glass’ played at a slow speed is not haunting, as the Polka would have been, but ghoulish. This may not have been an issue had the script been adapted to remove reference to the Polka, but this change had not been made. Changing the paper lantern, a prop of metaphorical significance, to a disco ball, may have been a nod to the updated sound design, but reduced the effectiveness of a central image.

Another moment that seemed slightly clumsy was the role of the flower seller, the ‘Mexican Woman’ of Williams’ text. Here, the character leapt into the Kowalski’s apartment, throwing flowers as confetti, wearing in Día de los Muertos make-up and shouted flores para los muertos [flowers for the dead]’. The cosmetics worked well, but the entrance into the apartment seemed to a too obvious symbol of Blanche’s upcoming breakdown.

These elements aside, centring upon what strikes us in 2018 as a damaging conception of masculinity offered a fresh way of interpreting Stanley and Mitch. When Mitch (a stand-out performance from Dexter Flanders) worries for his mother, and is embarrassed at the mess made by the poker party, he emerges with more integrity than the strutting peacock that is Kowalski. Again, the set design excels here. Mitch’s choice to sit with Blanche over Stanley, Steve and Pablo became a tableau depicting a character toying with a new conception of himself. He was rejecting his friends’ violence and demands for emotional distance.

The Stanley Kowalski of popular legend is a smouldering Marlon Brando. Knowles’ Kowalski was not smouldering. He was petty and spoilt. In fact, it seemed implausible that Stella would trust him over Blanche, which made the concluding scene difficult to accept. We consistently saw Blanche’s Stanley, rather than Stella’s. It may be questioned whether this was what a 1940s audience would have seen. However, these questions are irrelevant, since the work exists in 2018, and can be acted and interpreted accordingly, by individuals who more attuned to details in Williams’ script which critique of toxic codes of behaviour.

Ultimately, this production was daring. However, it needed to decide whether it was completely placing Williams’ characters in 2018. The props suggested this to be the case, yet elements in the script became anachronistic as a result. This should not however distract from the production’s success in presenting a Stanley Kowalski that challenged previous, romanticised portrayals.

Does ‘Wellington’s Victory’ deserve Beethoven’s name?

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Beethoven’s fifteen-minute orchestral work ‘Wellington’s Victory’ (Op. 91, 1813) by the late Sir Neville Marriner and the Academy of St Martin in the Fields begins with a minute of chirping, by what sounds like both birds and crickets. Then enter the hoof beats of galloping horses, then drums and trumpets sound the rhythms of a marching army. Rising from this background, the music finally comes into its own with renditions of ‘Rule, Britannia!’ and, after some clinking of mess cans, ‘For he’s a jolly good fellow’ (or rather, the French folk song of the same melody, ‘Marlborough is leaving for the war’). These tunes represent the British and  French sides respectively at the 1813 Battle of Victoria, which the piece celebrates.

Throughout the remainder of the first half of the piece, ‘Battle’, they’re played to symbolise the events of the battle, while ‘God save the king’ is the subject of the fugue celebrating the British victory in the second half of the piece, the ‘Victory Symphony’. All good fun. But also, at least for me, rather embarrassing. The bird song and hooves are additions by Marriner, but Beethoven’s score already has generous helpings of cannonry and rifle fire. When I hear a ‘Marlborough’ played to represent a French retreat, accompanied by yet another bout of gunfire, I  cringe. Does this really live up to Beethoven’s venerable name?

My reaction is far from unique. Critical evaluation is almost uniformly negative. Musicologists, such as Richard Taruskin, describe it as a ‘piece of orchestral claptrap’. Yet in Beethoven’s time, it was one of his most popular works. It also shares much with the most admired and canonical of his works, such as the Third (‘Eroica’) Symphony. As in the first movement of the Eroica, whose structure is the subject of much musicological discussion, in Wellington’s Victory an amorphous, potential-laden beginning ramifies, reaches a crisis
(the forte fortissimo chromatic descent in the ‘Storm March’ section of ‘Battle’) and is followed by a triumphant return in the ‘Victory Symphony’, where ‘God save the king’ is developed contrapuntally with characteristic sophistication.

It’s easier to identify the historical contingency of our expectations than to broaden those expectations. Probably like most people brought up on the more canonical works of Viennese classicism, I still feel an instinctive sense of embarrassment when listening to ‘Wellington’s Victory’. But if the piece isn’t great art, that’s our fault as much as its own.

Don’t know much about history

A wise man (Peter Capaldi on Peep Show) once said ‘there is no new history, only new historians’. By the same virtue there is no new music, only new musicians. From sifting through old records to finding samples for a new rap song, or reinventing a classical masterpiece, artists are continuously looking back, to move forward. These music magpies beg, borrow, and steal (or create/ recreate, as some would say) to find their sounds. History. Some want to erase it, some want to re-visit it, some want to re-invent it. All want to make it. Do they succeed? You be the judge.

Review: Brave New World

‘Community, identity, stability.’ This is the motto of the dystopian London conceived by Aldous Huxley in his 1931 novel Brave New World. It is with an emphasis on this dogma that the audience is introduced to Four Seven Two’s production of the novel, adapted for the stage by Miranda Mackay.

Six hundred years in the future, London is a city that has been transformed as part of the totalitarian ‘World State.’ In the quest for ‘civilisation,’ the State’s authorities monitor a strict regime in which its citizens are genetically engineered and kept ‘happy’ through a regular dosage of the euphoria-inducing drug, soma. For a world that sounds like nothing could go wrong, the resulting atmosphere is suffocating, with happiness proving unrelenting. Any diversity of feeling is considered unnatural.  

The plot focuses on two contrasting citizens: the popular Lenina Crowe (Amelia Holt), an ideal example of the regime; and Bernard Marx (Patrick Orme), an outsider who is defined by his dissatisfaction with the seemingly perfect world he inhabits. The two are brought together by a shared sense of curiosity and a visit to the ‘Savage Reserve,’ populated by the ‘uncivilized’ humans who remain tied to the human traditions of religion and history, brings the pair in contact with Shakespeare-reciting savage, John (Lucy Miles). John is unusual in that he was born to World State parents – his mother, Linda (Esme Sanders), having been lost in a storm during a trip to the savage reserve years earlier. John and Linda’s eventual return to the city of London allows for Huxley to juxtapose human consciousness across these parallel worlds, which forces the audience to question which is better: to live in a world of constant happiness where your identity is chosen for you; or the ability to experience a world of complexity where one must experience the plethora of human emotion, including immense pain and suffering? The critical choice put to us is between stability and feeling – as the Director (Marcus Knight-Adams) remarks of the savages in the introductory scene, ‘they felt strongly, and feeling strongly, how could they be stable?’

For this production at the Keble O’Reilly, the audience are thrown into the workings of the World State with a vigour that leaves no audience member falling to the wayside. This was aided by a very well executed technical design that proved near hypnotic. It is evident that director Georgie Botham, a self-confessed Berkoff enthusiast, has a definite clarity of vision for this production. The ensemble erupt onto the stage as the play begins, bringing with them a heightened physical and visual presence that is simply a joy to watch.

What makes Botham’s approach so appropriate when embodying the story of Huxley’s novel for stage is her ability to highlight the dichotomy of the individual and the collective – a dichotomy that feels as much a problem of the human existence now as it would have done to Huxley in 1931. This dichotomy is made immediate through a constant back and forth between tight choral work by the ensemble, and the heightened exploration of relationships between individuals. The overwhelming power of the collective is also emphasised by vocal layering, with the recurring motif of laughter communicating the constant anxieties of societal judgement characteristic of the World State.

A production with such an emphasis on stylised characterisation and choral movement demands discipline and commitment on the part of actors. This production did not disappoint – far from it. Performances across the board were met with considered detail and embodied with a level of control that I think is rarely found on the student stage. In particular, Marcus Knight-Adams was a delight to watch – so much so that a brief cameo he had as a seagull meant I was momentarily stolen away by intense laughter. Knight-Adams, as administrator of the Central London Hatchery and Conditioning Centre, i.e. the birthplace of ‘civilised’ humans in London, brought to the role such heightened physical consistency that meant that, toward the end of the play when he engages in a debate with the savage John, a momentary flicker of human vulnerability felt particularly poignant.

This scene between John and the Director was a highlight for me, as the two (who oddly happen to be father and son) clash over whose world is better for humanity. The scene ends with John insisting that he is ‘claiming the right to be unhappy.’ As John, Lucy Miles demanded audience attention at all times, and spoke with commendable diction appropriate for the eloquence of Miranda Mackay’s script.

Although this production was executed pretty phenomenally, the only thing I could say was that there were times where ensemble members could afford to go even further with characterisation and physicality. Certain members of the ensemble, particularly Esme Sanders, achieved such impressive contortions of the face and body that in an odd way she stuck out. Whilst of course I do take into account first night nerves, I would encourage all members of the ensemble to push it to that level, and I believe the result could be even more effective.

I would urge Oxford’s theatre-lovers to head to the Keble O’Reilly to see this frankly brilliant production.

No, Labour did not lose the local elections

It seems that the momentum Labour had around the general election has faded, basically stagnating in the polls, a point or two behind the Tories.

Indeed, we’ve seen essentially the same result as that of the 2017 general election, with both parties tied on 35% of the national vote. But let’s be clear about the facts.
Labour did not do badly in the 2018 local elections. They gained 78 councillors and saw a better result than Miliband did in 2014. Where Labour did go wrong is here they would hope to be doing better, and they set their expectations substantially higher than they should have.

Warren Morgan, leader of Brighton and Hove Council, said that while he did not wish “to dismiss successes in places like Adur and Worthing, and the increased vote share in London”, ultimately “Labour needs to be doing much better in towns across the North and Midlands if it is to secure a majority at the next election”.

He echoes the thoughts of many Labour activists, who see the Tories’ shambolic Brexit strategy and their handling of the Windrush scandal as a sign Labour should be up hundreds of seats. From these results, the BBC has predicted that Labour would be the largest party in Parliament, but only by a margin of 3 MPs. Other parties seem to be spinning this line too, with a local Oxford Lib Dem councillor Stephen Goddard saying “It was a disappointing night for Labour” because “against a shambolic government, the official opposition should be doing a lot better than this”. Labour are at the peak of their membership and activism, and they should be able to mobilise that movement to win larger than they did.

What is significant about this election is that despite the collapse of UKIP, which many assumed would immediately head over to the Tories, Labour made gains. The situation that Miliband was working with in 2014 was a mass exodus of working class Labour voters leaving the Labour Party and joining UKIP.

It seems that a substantial number of these voters have returned to Labour, or at least had their places filled by more metropolitan voters. The latter is most likely true, with most of the areas that Labour did worse in being marginal seats in Brexit voting areas. This is indicative of a general shift throughout the country, as Labour slowly becomes a more metropolitan party, with working class voters being evenly split between Labour and the Conservatives at the most recent election. Class no longer seems to decide how an individual will vote, in stark contrast to Labour’s history.

Alex Bruce, leader of the Oxford Union Conservative Association said the same: “The Conservatives had a solid but not exceptional night, and took control of Basildon, Peterborough and Barnet despite Labour predictions of a wipeout.” Expectations were clearly set too high. While Labour would like to be winning councils like Westminster, it’s not realistic with the current state of the polls.

People are obviously disappointed, but this is a lesson to Labour that if they want to be setting their expectations to winning big, they need to actually put the work in place to do so.

But we should remember that local elections are not simply a poll for the general election. Turnout is incredibly low, and Labour was already in control of plenty of councils around the country, so there was a local backlash against the incumbent councils, which is natural. Issues like bins, homelessness, and road were often the centre of debate, not Brexit or Windrush. Of course, national issues do matter, with Labour’s current anti-semitism scandal being attributed as the reason for their failure to win Barnet.

However, it seems discouraging for Labour that they weren’t even able to win the council where the Grenfell Tower stood, despite serious blame being thrown at the Conservative Party for the tragedy.

However, other Labour activists are taking a more hopeful attitude. Local Oxford councillor Linda Smith said: “We had a goodresult in Oxford, increasing Labour’s majority on the council by one, despite the sad defeat of our colleague Dee Sinclair in Quarry & Risinghurst. This fits the trend which has emerged for Labour nationally since the General Election, with Labour consolidating support in university towns and London”, but even she goes on to say that Labour “needs to develop messages and policies which will appeal to voters in the postindustrial towns of the Midlands and North of England if we are to hope to win the next general election.”

Labour shouldn’t be too disappointed about these results, since they definitely have time before the next election to make progress. But neither should they be complacent. If the election was held tomorrow, it seems very  likely that they wouldn’t get a majority, and may even see Tories get into power with a coalition from the Lib Dems. While the momentum has faded, it seems possible that Labour can resurrect for a successful win in the next election, but there clearly needs to be serious changes within the party to get to that place.

The weekly chopper: fourth edition

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With less than two weeks until Eights, things are heating up. Crews are beginning to take shape, and plenty of colleges are practising those crucial starts to get them off the start fast.

WORCESTER WOUNDED

Injuries seem rife on the Worcester Men’s side, with plenty of posts on rowing gossip pages asking for subs on every side. Having looked strong going into Torpids after posting a surprisingly strong time at an IWL, it seems these boys have hit rough water this term. Will they be able to repair the damage seen over the last few years?

TURL STREET TRIUMPHS?

Exeter have continued to look strong on both the men’s and women’s sides. The men look like they’re in for an interesting week with Pembroke M2 in their tracks on Wednesday. However, Thursday will be a different day: they’ll likely chase Merton, who they bumped on the first day of Torpids, and who in turn are chasing what is looking like a very weak Brasenose crew. A big rise is certainly on the cards.
Their women look in for an easier start to the week as they chase Worcester W1, a crew which has appeared to struggle this year, on Wednesday, and then Linacre on Day Two. Both crews look like they are more than deserving of Blades, but as well all know, bumps racing is never fair.

CORPUS CRUISING

Looking into Men’s Division Three, things could be worth a watch with a bit of a showdown between Oriel M2 and Corpus Christi M1. Our money is on a greatly-strengthened Corpus, as they chase a very weak St Anne’s crew.

CATZ-ASTROPHE

Things down at Longbridges are heating up. After a respectable showing at Torpids, St Catz men have lost much of their crew to revision for the
dreaded finals, and are set to struggle when Eights Week gets underway. A strong Teddy Hall crew will chase them on Wednesday as they seem unlikely to catch Magdalen.

HUDSON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Rumours circulate that Mansfield have acquired a new shell with carbon riggers. While it might sound like a good plan on paper, this is a bad idea if New College’s experience is to go by, who give St Peter’s a run for the most abused Hudson on the river.

ATHLETES NOT EYE CANDY

After countless Oxloves aimed at college rowers, one OxRow contributor got fed up of objectification. “While we are flattered, we are also athletes. I am not here to look pretty, I am here for the BOAT SPEED,” they said.

The weekly chopper, Cherwell’s new college rowing column, is brought to you by the teams behind The Isis Chopper, the Radley Chopper, and our own team of informants.

An epitaph to Stoke’s Premier League stay

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At around 2.15pm last Saturday afternoon, as Patrick van Aanholt swept Crystal Palace’s second goal past Jack Butland, our greatest fears became a reality.

I looked into the eyes of those around us: Simon and Alan in the row in front, Colin and Keith behind, my Dad to my right. No one said anything; there was no need. We all just knew.

One of the joys of having a season ticket is the camaraderie that you build up with those who sit around you every fortnight. We’ve experienced a lot together – many ups, just as many downs – but this was the lowest ebb.

As the away end partied and thousands of fellow Stoke fans headed for the exits, reality finally dawned: it was over. Relegation. The dreaded “R” word.

It’s been coming for a while, and it is fully deserved after what has been a woeful season. It is not an injustice and certainly not unexpected, but until that moment on Saturday there was hope. Tenuous, flimsy hope perhaps, but hope nevertheless. Not after van Aanholt scored. That was it. Ten years of watching our team in the top flight, dealt a fatal blow.

As it happened, I had to dash immediately after the final whistle to catch a lift. It was only because of this that I didn’t have time to wallow in pity or to stare out into space contemplating the end of the ten-year journey we’d enjoyed so much. Consequently, I didn’t feel like crying. There wasn’t the time. But as I looked back over my shoulder at my seat and those in the adjacent ones, I could see grown men fighting back tears, and that isn’t a sight I’ll ever forget.

Football is a very simple game. Two teams of eleven, each trying to kick a ball into the other’s net. It’s not particularly nuanced, not particularly complex. You could argue that there’s far more intrigue involved in the framework and intricacies of golf, or tennis, or cricket. But as much as I love those games, they will never mean as much as to me, or to the wider population, as football.

Football is very special because of the emotions it inspires. There isn’t an emotion I haven’t experienced in relation to or in response to football. Joy, check. Sadness, check. Anger, check. Anxiety, by the bucket load. I could go on and on.

But amid all the gnashing and wailing of teeth from certain sections of our support – and I do not, by the way, begrudge them that at all – the emotion I was most consumed by was nostalgia. Nostalgia tinged with pride.

Stoke may have been the club that gave the world Stanley Matthews, as well as the club Gordon Banks came to call home – but success and glory aren’t part of our DNA. Failure is. Abject, sometimes comical failure. The second oldest professional club in the world and, in all those 155 years of existence, the one thing we’ve done better than anything else is being absolutely rubbish. That’s what we do; what we’re about. Stokies feel most
comfortable when we’re rubbish; that’s the comfort zone, the norm.

And that, ultimately, is why the last ten years have been such a ball. Because for a decade, on the whole, we haven’t been rubbish. It’s been refreshing beyond belief, and fantastic fun. So as I sat in the car back to Oxford mulling things over, I couldn’t help but smile.

Even for a supporter who has lived through a relative golden age, the last ten years have been remarkable. I’ve seen us beat every team in the league at one point or another, seen us win at White Hart Lane, Villa Park, and many more. Walking through Stanley Park in falling snow after winning at Everton on Boxing Day 2014 to the sound of Delilah ringing out for seemingly miles around was unbelievable. We’ve ruffled Arsenal’s feathers, beaten Liverpool 6-1, won 5-0 in a cup semi-final at Wembley and taken 6000 fans to Valencia in a European knockout round.

We’ve been dubbed “Stokealona”, pioneered a long throw renaissance; we’ve even played with a false nine for crying out loud. Stoke, playing a false nine. Just let that sink in. It’s been hilarious, inspiring, and beyond our wildest dreams.

The last time Stoke got relegated from the top flight, it took us 23 years to return. Who knows how long it will take this time. I’m not optimistic, and fear we could be in for a real shock when the reality of Championship football sinks in. Half-empty grounds, big, ugly target men, taking a few hundred away to Ipswich on a Tuesday night. Success is by no means guaranteed.

Whatever happens though, I will look back and smile: I will smile knowing how lucky we’ve been since 2008 and I will cherish some incredible memories. As Dr. Seuss once said, “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened”.

Life Divided: Royal Wedding

For: Juliet Martin

Whether you love the tradition and ceremony of the British monarchy, or whether you think that it represents all that is outdated and unnecessary in our society, this particular royal wedding gives everyone something to celebrate.

For fans of the Queen and her pals, the 19th May will be a chance to break out the bunting, or take to the streets of London hoping to catch a glimpse of a royal wave and a ridiculous hat. For those who are less keen to reach for the union jack tat, the marriage of Prince Harry to Megan Markle, an American, mixed-race divorced, feminist, surely represents a step in the right direction for the royal family. She will not be the traditional princess dictated by the old-fashioned Disney stereotype and the stuffy royal conventions of the past. If the royal family is irrelevant or unrepresentative, this marriage makes it a little less so.

The royal wedding is the perfect occasion to rally and express some British pride at a time of certain political dissatisfaction. It is a day to wear red, white, and blue without worrying if they clash. It will also not be a state event this time around, and to this end no political figures, not even Theresa May, have made it onto the guestlist. This makes it a rare and refreshing occasion for some national unity which escapes political discourse. Instead, among those invited are British heroes, including a young survivor of the Manchester Arena bombing. Its an opportunity to acknowledge those deserving of national admiration.

While we don’t get a bank holiday for this royal wedding, it will still be a day for everyone to celebrate – with pub licenses being extended for the evening. This means that even those against or indifferent to the wedding can choose to express their disapproval over an extra beverage. There is also the possibility that the Spice Girls are set to perform, a clincher for me.

Against: Isabella Welch

Let me get this straight, I’m not against the monarchy as a concept. I’m a socialist and don’t want to be ruled by an autocratic state, but keeping a part of our history around as a symbolic gesture is absolutely fine.

What I am against, however, is how the royal wedding is treated exactly like any other celebrity wedding, just another piece of gossip to slap onto the tabloids. Our entire monarchy are literally the stars of a soap opera (The Crown, The Royals need I go on). This ultimately sullies the great tradition of our British kings and queens.

For me to be proud of our country, we need to excommunicate Charles and William (and maybe throw Camilla in there for all our sakes). Gone are the pressures and heartbreaks of former monarchs. The romance (or randiness) of Henry VIII, who ruined the entire country’s economy, security and established religion for the sake of Anne. The slow self-destruction of Henry V forcing himself to give up his happiness and accept the crown and its accompanying duties. For this shameful showing, we truly deserve to be conquered by France.

In comparison to even the slightest tidbit about former monarchs, our royals are downright boring, and we should be protesting their dullness as an insult to the legacy of all those who have come before them. At least now that both princes are getting married, there’s a chance of an affair, but it could never even trump the sheer bravado of James I building a secret tunnel to the bedchamber of his male lover George Villiers.

In this light, I urge you all not to care or follow the Royal Wedding – at least until they make their position on primetime TV justifiable.

LMH hosts Brookes ball days after bop ban

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Lady Margaret Hall hosted an “Oxford Brookes Real Estate Ball” just days after the college banned bops for the rest of term.

The ball, hosted annually by the Oxford Brookes Real Estate Student Society (OBRESS), took place on Saturday 28th April, at the same time that a group of LMH students held a “vigil” in the college bar lamenting the bop ban.

While ball attendees enjoyed a three-course dinner and live music, students at the LMH bar observed  as the event’s description read  “a vigil for our dear bop, brutally slaughtered at the claws of the Governing Body.”

Cherwell understands that several finalists had voiced their displeasure at the decision to host the ball only weeks before their exams.

The college’s governing body made the decision to ban bops due to “a problem within college around responsible drinking and party behaviour.” The LMH deans have since ordered a “comprehensive review of JCR bops and discipline in general.”

In an email to all LMH undergraduates, seen by Cherwell, the JCR’s social secretaries said that the “rise in scrutiny and publicity surrounding LMH bops” was another factor in the decision.

Students were invited to complete an anonymous survey on bops, the results of which will be presented to the to the college’s governing body as part of the comprehensive review.

In a post on the LMH JCR Facebook page, the JCR’s social secretaries expressed their “sincere sadness and regrettable regrets” about the ban, but encouraged students to “keep [their] ears to the streets for big Bopish things coming soon.”

The college still plans host a garden party, outdoor movie night, acoustic session, sports tournament, and garden brunch before the end of term.

Cherwell has contacted LMH for comment.