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Review: Hangover Part III

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It was with great reluctance that I handed over my £7.65 to the cashier on the ticket desk at the Odeon. You see, I didn’t want to go and see Hangover Part III. The problem was, no-one else wanted to go either. So in the name of Cherwell, I bravely hoicked my feminist tote bag onto my shoulder, bought a ticket and stumbled out of the sunlight into screen five.

In a marked change from the first two films, this instalment does not feature a stag do. In fact, rather audaciously, it doesn’t even feature a hangover. Instead, the Wolfpack begin by staging an intervention for Alan (or the beard one, as I called him in my head). On their way to drop him off at a rehabilitation centre, their car is hijacked by gangsters. It turns out that their former acquaintance Leslie Chow has stolen millions of dollars worth of gold. Doug (the boring one) is taken hostage until his three friends track down Chow and bring him to the chief mobster. 

What ensues is essentially a series of far-fetched set pieces with no overall feeling of unity. The trio travel to Mexico. They break into a house. They abseil down Caesar’s Palace in Vegas. There may be an almost total lack of female characters, but there are plenty of guns, plenty of sedatives and oh-so-much driving. It seemed like we couldn’t go five minutes without another tedious, wide-panning shot of a highway.

Hangover Part III seemed to be working mainly on the premise that comedy involving the gratuitous abuse of animals is utterly hilar. Within the first few minutes, a giraffe was decapitated by a motorway bridge. In the next hour or so, we witnessed the extended smothering of a rooster with a pillow and the drugging of two guard dogs. When Stu (the dentist one) protests, he is mocked: ‘Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know you worked for PETA? What a pussy.’ Mercifully, we are told rather than shown that their throats are later slashed. 

And when it’s not riffing off animal cruelty, Hangover is content to rely on the mental instability of Chinese hustler, Chow. Flirtatious, sociopathic, crippled by loneliness and obsessed with cocaine, Chow is the ultimate other. His craziness becomes the subject of easy gags that veer towards the downright uncomfortable.

At one point, the film took a turn for the menacing. Chow is locked in the boot, and the trio are driving him into the desert to be shot. He pleads with them, telling them they’ll have his blood on their hands. In that moment, I desperately wanted Hangover to ditch the second-rate jokes and get deadly serious. Wouldn’t it be great, I thought, if the whole Wolfpack just got annihilated now? Or if Phil (the cool one) could realise his tragic fall and join the international drug cartel. What a brilliant, dark end that would be. Sadly, it was not the ending I was going to get.

In an effort to erase Hangover Part III’s gaping flaws from my mind, I spent most of the film thinking about how much I would like to eat Bradley Cooper. And then I felt bad about wanting to eat Bradley Cooper and tried to think of him as more than just a sex object. Cooper has come a long way since the first Hangover movie, and to be frank, he looked bored to be there. ‘I told myself I would never come back,’ says Stu-dental when the trio arrive in Vegas. ‘Don’t worry,’ replies Cooper, ‘it all ends tonight.’ As he stands around in his mirrored sunglasses, you get the feeling he’s been waiting for it to end for a while.

I got the impression from my fellow cinemagoers that Hangover Part III was not as gleefully debauched as its predecessors. It was plenty debauched enough for me. Personally, I can’t wait for Hangover IV, where the Wolfpack battle with the acute post-traumatic stress disorder that stems from the multiple violent deaths they witness in this movie. Now that’s a film I’d happily pay to see.

Vice-Chancellor’s Civic Awards announced

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The six winners and highly commended individuals of the annual Vice-Chancellor’s Civic Awards have been announced this week.

The Vice-Chancellor’s Civic Awards, which are awarded by the University in partnership with the Oxford Hub and are now in their fourth year, are given to students who demonstrate exceptional commitment towards and achievement in producing positive social change, both in local or global communities.

Candidates are judged by a panel made up of representatives from the University and the wider community through a series of interviews, references and a judging panel. Students can nominate themselves, or be nominated by others for an award and over fifty applications for the award were submitted this year.

The six winners are Tatiana Cutts, co-founder of OUSU’s Mind Your Head campaign; Elisa Klein, founder and CEO of The Mali Initiative; Abi Sriharan, who champions Peace Through Health Initiatives; Neil Howard, who has worked on a number of political projects in Oxford; Helen Willis, who has campaigned around disabilities, and particularly improving access to higher education for death people and Joshua Oware, who has led OUSU’s Campaign for Racial Awareness and Equality.

Tatiana Cutts, a DPhil Law candidate at Keble College, explained the significance of the award for her involvement in the Mind Your Head Campaign, which works to raise awareness of mental health issues in the Oxford community and remove some of the stigma surrounding them, “It is an honour to receive the award, but I cannot accept all the credit for the Mind Your Head Campaign. Seb Baird and I created this project together, and everything that it has achieved has been down to a joint effort, and the efforts of those who have worked with us over the past 18 months.

“I feel incredibly privileged to have been part of laying the groundwork for change. If only a few students had felt the benefit, we would have been happy. Instead, we have had hundreds of messages from people – within and outside the University – to say that it has given them comfort, has enabled them to talk more openly, has encouraged them to seek help, even that it was the difference between them sitting their exams and dropping out altogether. That will stay with me forever.”

Seb  Baird, who also founded Mind Your Head, but who did not receive an award, said, “[Cutts and I] really felt that the last couple of years have been an ideal time to campaign on mental health stigma – indeed, when we started the campaign, we were both surprised that nothing comprehensive had yet been done for it. The national Time to Change campaign provided a useful example of how to achieve change on mental health stigma, too.  

“I’m very happy at how well the campaign has been received. An incredible number of people have interacted with it – either by writing for the blog, reading and sharing the  blog, or turning up to events. The popularity of the campaign with students really speaks to how pressing issues of mental health are in the student community. I think we’ve been successful in helping to start a university-wide conversation about mental health and mental illness, but there is a long way to go before we wipe out the stigma surrounding mental illness.
 
“I’m ecstatic about Tatiana’s award: it’s great to see the work of the campaign rewarded. It shows that the University recognises the significance of student mental health, and I hope it marks the beginning of a dialogue with the university about how best to approach these issues.” 

Sarah Hewett, Programmes and Outreach Officer for the Oxford Hub, told Cherwell about the importance of the awards within the University, “The final Awardees represent a really diverse range of causes which students are engaged in. We hope this will highlight the opportunities available to students to get involved in volunteering as well as the capacity to start a project or initiative themselves.

She continued, “The Award represents how students at Oxford University are not only world class academics but also active, engaged citizens who can have a real positive impact in the world both during and after their studies. The official recognition this award received through the Vice-Chancellor shows the University’s dedication to social action”.

The winners will receive their awards as part of the Encaenia celebrations on 19th June and the Oxford Hub will also hold a celebration for award winners and highly commended individuals of this year and previous years at the end of Trinity term. The Oxford Hub also offers personal development support and resources to the award winners and highly commended individuals following the award.

‘Rate Your Shag’ Oxford site scrapped

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An Oxford University ‘Rate Your Shag’ page was taken down within 12 hours of  being set up on Facebook.

This was part of a craze that swept the nation earlier in the week – with as many as 8000 people Liking the Newcastle University ‘Rate Your Shag’ Page.

Posts consisted of a rating out of 10, the name of the “shagged’ and any general comments, whilst the name of the person giving the rating was able to remain anonymous.

Liam Burns, the President of the National Union of Students described it as “tantamount to bullying.”

Facebook removed many of the pages, claiming that they were in breach of their community. A spokesman said “We do not tolerate bullying or harassment. We allow users to speak freely on matters and people of public interest, but take action on all reports of abusive behaviour directed at private individuals.”

However it remains unclear whether the Oxford University page was removed by its administrators, or by Facebook itself. The administrators have not identified themselves, or commented on the reaction. The company was warned by lawyers that it could face legal action if it failed to act.

At least one such Facebook page – ‘Rate Your Shag’ – still exists. It has 232 likes, despite being only a day old at the time of writing.

Some Oxford students expressed their disapproval of such sites. One student, who wished to remain anonymous, referred to the users of such sites as “c*nts”. Another student conjectured that the ‘shags’ described had probably been made up, and expressed relief that it had been taken down so quickly.

 

Sale-iol of paintings earn JCR £38,000

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Balliol JCR has received £38,000 from the sale of ten pictures. The paintings, mostly bought in the 1950s, were part of the permanent collection of the Balliol JCR Picture Fund, which loans out paintings for students to hang in their rooms for a 50 pound deposit each year.

Liam Shaw and Sean Whitton, who are in charge of the Picture Fund, decided to have the pictures valued. Whitton commented, “Liam and I decided to catalogue the collection and get it valued, originally on the grounds that the JCR was paying art insurance for a value of around £13,000 from a valuation performed about a decade ago which we thought was probably wrong. We were surprised to learn how valuable the paintings actually are.”

They resolved to sell the paintings at an auction. They explained, “Given that most of the valuable paintings are not attractive to the eyes of the average contemporary Oxford student, and since we thought it irresponsible to keep loaning out such valuable paintings to students’ rooms, we decided to sell them off as a one-off sale.”

The actual sale of the paintings totalled a far greater sum than was expected. The most expensive painting was by the artist Lowndes and sold for £21,000, doubling the expected price.

Alex Bartram, the Balliol JCR President, told Cherwell, “There was and had been no demand for these pictures among students for a very long time, so they simply weren’t serving their purpose any longer, and indeed were at risk of further damage. The JCR just could not guarantee their safety, so from the point of view of posterity, it was important that we were no longer looking after paintings that were so valuable. I’m not suggesting the JCR can’t be trusted: simply that we were uncomfortable being the custodians of valuable pieces of art.”

Whitton added, “The JCR is going through a long process of deciding what to spend the rest of it on; there are numerous suggestions floating about, some serious, such as redecorating our studentrun bar, others not so serious, such as spending £38,000 on vodka.”

 Alex Bartram stressed, “Although joking suggestions have been made, the JCR will think very carefully about how it spends the money, and almost certainly will not do so all at once.”

Students run to Rome

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A group of eight students are planning to run from London to Rome to raise money for charity. Their trek will include an eight-day continuous relay traversing the English Channel and the Alps, which the team named “The Italian Jog”.

This daring endeavour is aimed at raising funds and awareness for Access Sport, a charity providing quality local sports to children especially in the disadvantaged areas and “looking to harness the proven power of sport to tackle social exclusion, inactivity and obesity in areas where help is most needed”. So far, the team has raised £1375 with the goal of £10,000. The team is being sponsored by companies including DoRunning and Pro-direct Runnning, to supply top quality kit for the journey.

The team of eight will start at the Olympics Park in London and run to the Colosseum in Rome – a 1200 mile trip. The expedition constitutes 46 back-to-back marathons.

Claire Burley, a member of the Italian Jog team and researcher in Oxford University Psychiatry Department, told Cherwell, “I love adventure and being outdoors so I couldn’t resist the opportunity to be a part of this challenge. It’s also for a great cause so that’ll really help motivate us when it gets particularly difficult and our legs have turned to either jelly or lead or are in immense pain.”

The team will run via Switzerland, and will traverse Mont Blanc, Europe’s highest mountain. Matthew Gunn, originator of the challenge, told Cherwell, “Not ones to shy away from a challenge, we’ll be running over some of Europe’s highest passes. And all this will start once we’ve already been on the road for about 5 days, each running 20 miles per day and driving in between.”

He added, “Once we start doing almost a full marathon every day with no proper recovery time and altered sleep patterns our physical condition is bound to deteriorate pretty quickly, which is where our mental toughness really needs to kick in. Racing marathons has never involved running up a rainy alpine pass at 2.30 in the morning!”

The team will be accompanied by two caravans, which will provide beds and food for the participants. Each teammate will run for around three hours per day. In between shifts, the runners will serve as support crews for their teammate on action.

One runner, Matthew Gunn, expressed his optimism to Cherwell: “We are very confident about completing the challenge. We’ve managed to assemble a really strong team who, although varying in their running experience and speed, are all highly motivated, committed and determined to succeeding.”

Ridin’ solo

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Oxford’s online catalogue, SOLO, was closed unexpectedly on Thursday “for maintenance reasons”.

Students were not warned in advance of any maintenance, and reports suggest that the system has been experiencing unexpected issues.

The failure of the universities’ online system has come at a particularly bad moment for finalists, many of whom are still in the middle of their revision and require access to both online journals and physical books.

A spokesperson for the Bodleian Libraries told Cherwell: “We are aware that network issues are currently causing problems with SOLO. These problems have occurred since mid-day Thursday 30 May although the symptoms were, initially, intermittent and varied from PC to PC.

“Our team at the Bodleian are still investigating and trying to rectify the problem, working with our software suppliers. We hope to have these issues resolved as soon as possible.

“We apologise for any inconvenience caused to both staff and readers.”
This is not the first time that Oxford online search engine has failed; in Michaelmas the system crashed for a number of hours, while similar problems were also experienced in February 2011.

SOLO’s problems have not affected the rest of the university’s websites, which were fully functioning throughout the day.

Interview: Owen Bennett Jones

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Describing Owen Bennett Jones is no easy task. Throughout our half-hour interview, and then in the talk he gives at St Peters College, he comes across as professional. He exudes confidence and serenity, he is tall and well-spoken and smartly-dressed, and is exactly what you’d expect of one of the country’s leading correspondents – if you ever did imagine such a thing. But occasionally you get the sense of the maverick lurking beneath his professional demeanour. After reading economics at LSE, Jones was accepted onto the highly competitive BBC journalist trainee scheme. When he was denied permission to take time off to report on the Romanian revolution he abandoned his place and went to Romania as a freelance journalist. He has been working as a freelance reporter – chiefly, in fact, for the BBC – ever since. Throughout the interview he is friendly but reserved, though at moments he suddenly lights up: discussing Nawaz Sharif’s first press conference as Prime Minister of Pakistan, for instance. 

Jones has been stationed in Pakistan for the last few years, from where he covered the recent elections, but has recently returned to live in England, so that he can send his children to school. He insists, however, that Pakistan is “a lovely, lovely place to live”. And for his wife? “The West has this idea of Pakistani women as deeply oppressed, but there are many liberal and liberated women in Pakistan. It’s not London, but it’s not Riyadh: conservative men often don’t want their wives to vote because they are likely to vote for the more liberal parties. They say allowing women to vote skews the result. But liberal men are happy for their wives to vote. In the tribal areas most women wear the burqa, but in Islamabad you see very few women wearing it. And in Karachi women are working in collaboration with the police to ‘befriend’ Jihadi men, who they then hand over to the police. So women are operating in many different respects.”

The issue is, evidently, more complex than I had suggested. And does the recent election of Sharif bode well for women in Pakistan? “It’s hard to say. Sharif is hard to predict. When he was last in government (in 1999) he was extraordinarily…” Brutal, I suggest? “Not brutal, incompetent. And power hungry. His supporters tried to ransack Parliament; he was overthrown by a coup and exiled from the country. This is the third time he has become Prime Minister: when you remember that, this really is the most extraordinary political come-back.” Jones was not surprised that Sharif won, but, like both Pakistani and international press, he was surprised by the size of his victory: “I thought he’d get 105 seats: he got 125. I think he too was surprised.” According to Jones, the election came down to the issue of electricity: “There are power cuts for eighteen hours a day across Pakistan: the country can’t work. The populace thought Sharif was the candidate most likely to sort it out.”

I ask Jones what he makes of Sharif’s infamous first press conference, held in his private palace surrounded by peacocks and strewn with chandeliers and stuffed lions, held on-the-record, but bizarrely with no cameras permitted. Jones laughs: “Oh that was because the Indian journalist’s visas expired the following day. He wanted them to get the message that he was going to improve relations between the two nations, but he couldn’t hold a conference specifically for Indian journalists so he invited everyone along. But he had to allow local press to take the first photographs, so he insisted the event was off-camera.” The conference was extremely short, and followed by a magnificent buffet lunch for all press which Sharif quickly left: as Jones later explains, “He was – and apparently still remains – nervous of the media.”

The election was, in Jones’ view, the most jubilant day in Pakistan for years. “Young men carried their elderly mothers to the polling station on their backs, supporters for every candidate were out in the streets celebrating the elections together. The people were happy.” Further, it was an extraordinary demonstration of the life and verve of the Pakistani media, a force which has been developed rapidly in the last couple of years. There are now over thirty 24-hour news channels in Pakistan. They attract huge viewing figures and their coverage of local and national issues is incredibly thorough. Jones explains that Geo TV – the largest independent TV channel – gave particularly brilliant election coverage, and is one of the most exciting media groups in the country: “They have a reporter stationed every 30km across the country. It’s extraordinary: they broadcast cutting political satire as well as great news coverage. You go into these stations and it’s a really exciting place to be.”

Pakistan is, Jones concludes, a surreal location from which to report. He recounts two stories he ran just before election day. One was exposing the personal cost to a candidate of running in an election – from the initial fee, to ‘gifts’ for party leaders to hold rallies in your region ($100,000-$200,000), expenses of parties, food and transport for the team, to bribes to local TV stations for air time. A successful candidate will take his seat having spent at least $1 million. No wonder corruption is rife amongst politicians, each trying to make back what they’ve already spent.

Jones’ report exposing these costs was overlooked in favour of a shorter, jokey piece he wrote for the BBC website. This suggested that the white tiger which had accompanied Sharif on his election campaign, and was rumoured to have died from the exhaustive campaign schedule, was actually “in rude good health” in Lahore. The piece provoked a storm of response, with many accusing Jones of trying to promote Sharif through the resurrection of the ‘dead tiger’, cited by Sharif’s opponents as an emblem of his own dying campaign. The local press refused to run the story as it was considered too controversial. Others insisted that Jones couldn’t have properly identified the stripes of the tiger he was shown. Meanwhile, animal rights lobbyists attacked Jones on Twitter for neglecting to describe the conditions in which the tiger was kept.

While other journalists might be frustrated by the way in which their serious investigation is overshadowed by the huge public interest in their most light-hearted article, Jones’ amusement at the tiger story suggests he takes some delight in provoking the public. Despite his professional demeanour, one senses that the headstrong journalist who abandoned the BBC to make his own way to Romania is still reporting at large.

Life in vanilla

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There are two main Prozac clichés. One: it makes you vanilla. You become stable. Fine.  A nice, creamy vanilla; a human being, the muted tones of a mid-priced show home. Cliché two, and the obligatory disclaimer to any discussion of anti-depressants: muted is better than suicidal. Sometimes you have to just swallow the pill, and all the downsides that come with it, for the sake of being able to function. To get out of bed. To actually get some fucking sleep.

I’ve been taking anti-depressants for over two years now. My prescription is 20mg of fluoxetine per day; an average adult dose, unremarkable even in that. I used to think that depression, for all its horrors, was also an indicator of something interesting; in your self, your mind, your biological make-up. Hemingway, Woolf, Plath; all my idols were depressed. Depression is interesting, I thought. The Depressed are interesting. Like a MENSA group of the clinically miserable, enabled by misery to be creative and insightful.

This is self-loathing vanity. Grim arrogance, of one who fears Average above all else. Because depression is nothing if not normal. We’re all depressed now. Around 40 million people worldwide take anti-depressants on a daily basis. Around 121 million people a year, globally, experience “a depressive episode”. And in the UK, for around 1 in 5 people who have a depressive episode, the issue will be chronic. It’s hard to find statistics on the numbers of Oxford students being treated for depression, for obvious reasons, but I don’t think many people would be surprised if it turned out the concentration here was higher than in much of the rest of the country. Not that I’d wish to cast aspersions on the University’s provision of mental health support; they’ve been enormously accommodating for me. Perhaps Oxford attracts a certain type of person.

Maybe it’s the circles I move in. But since being diagnosed, when I confide in someone that I have depression, I invariably find that they too have “been depressed”. In the early stages, pre-Oxford, my reaction tended to be something close to snarling. I felt: “you get out of bed every day. You have a life, a life that’s more than just closed curtains and musty bed sheets. Don’t you dare, don’t you dare call yourself depressed.” I got past this period of revolting arrogance, thankfully. It’s a spectrum, as we all know. And if you’re depressed, that’s important. Don’t ever think that your unhappiness is less significant, less needful of medical help, than another’s. Even if when you encounter ignorant, misguided people like me.

When I started taking anti-depressants, I entered a new stage. Meeting someone who tentatively feared they were depressed, my reaction was to urge them to get a prescription. Prozac! I thought. Prozac is the Way Forward. In actual fact, I was afraid of words like “Prozac” and “anti-depressants” and “fluoxetine”. I glibly referred to them as “happy pills”. As though it was one big, bitterly ironic joke. As though I was taking the piss out of “how Skins” we all were. Invariably, these people looked at me warily. They mumbled about not wanting to mess with their personalities, their minds, their selves.

To return to the opening clichés. They were probably right; for me at least. It was vanilla. It was a neutral tone existence. I have tried to “come off” the anti-depressants many times, and endured such debilitating lows that I’ve rushed right back to the comfort of those show-home walls. Currently, I’m decreasing my intake slowly, in a bid to wean off forever. It was in the context of this reduced intake that I left a tutorial last week and burst into tears. That I danced around my room to Daft Punk, not once, but on repeat for 11 minutes. That I read an email from my Dad, and felt I was going to fold, bend, wrinkle and warp internally from the crushing force of my love. These things didn’t happen on anti-depressants.

But for many others, the little pills are all that stands between them and oblivion. The drugs, almost always, do work. Not perfectly. But if it’s a choice between a life of trauma, and a life perhaps a little placid, then surely the latter is worth at least considering. If you’ve been saying no for a long time; if you’ve told yourself you don’t want to make a fuss, and it’s “not that big a deal”; if you want to curl up into a ball and stop being, but also that you should just bloody “pull yourself together”; think, really think, about getting help. It doesn’t have to be anti-depressants, of course. That’s for you to decide with the advice of a doctor. But to get help, you have to be open to it. For me at least, saying yes to the pills was an acknowledgment that there was something wrong. That I didn’t have to just “pull myself together”. You don’t either.

I meet people all the time at Oxford who have all the symptoms of depression. Often, they don’t seem to think their misery merits the Label. I do wonder if the MENSA-group notion doesn’t perpetuate this. Perhaps we imagine that being depressed, “properly” depressed, means living up to yet another standard. A mad standard of intellectual fucked-up-ness. Far from the commonly perceived stigma of depression as indicative of vulnerability or weakness, we’re surrounded by examples of depressives who exemplify academic or creative achievement.

I suppose I can say that we’re none of us Virginia Woolf, but that we’re alive anyway. So we’ll just have to get on with it. There’s no point in having life if you’re going to spend it miserable; may as well make an effort to be something else. Even if it’s neutral toned.

Tudor Court

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The BBC’s ‘Tudor Court’ season (‘where every move could be your last’ apparently) was launched this week with first a programme on Anne Boleyn’s downfall, ‘The Last Days of Anne Boleyn’ and then another on Thomas More, ‘Henry VIII’s Enforcer.’

The figure of Thomas More is explored by Diarmaid MacCulloch, in what is presented as a revisionist portrait of a man usually figured as grasping and evil. Hmmmm. This seems to me to be a fairly lame attempt at revisionism given I’m sure that anyone who did the Tudors at school learned MacCulloch’s now standard account of More as a devoted reformer, originator of both the Church of England and the constitutional monarchy. To be honest both claims are a little dubious and smack of reading history backwards but oh well. Furthermore anyone who read ‘Wolf Hall’ is now probably in love with Cromwell, so I’m not sure his image is really in such desperate need of a makeover.

The less well-known snippets of his early history were the interesting thing; such as his work abroad for town guilds, and his early involvement in Wolsey’s institutions in Ipswich and Oxford, both of which involved dissolving monasteries before it became fashionable practice. MacCulloch presents clearly (despite an irritating tick of pronouncing ‘Boleyn’ as ‘Bullen’, that’s what’s called being too clever for your own good) and it’s filmed by the BBC so of course it looks stunning, with particularly effective use being made in early scenes of the Thames. However, I’m not sure whether the programme ever really gets a grip on the character of Cromwell, we might leave knowing what he did, but I wasn’t quite sure who MacCulloch though he was.

I found the programme on Anne Boleyn much more interesting and engaging. Here, instead of a single narrator, dictating his views, we were presented with a panel of historians and novelists, including Hilary Mantel, Philippa Gregory, David Starkey, George Bernard and Alison Weir (nice to see some strong female representation here, thanks BBC!). This meant that we got some real debate, and instead of simply narrating a story, we got a more multi-faceted programme as the historical controversies were opened up before us, offering three or four possible narratives, without any attempt to present a single conclusion. What’s more, the format offered the opportunity to throw some excellent historical shade, with Greg Walker dismissing Mantel with “I don’t think that works as an argument” and Susannah Lipscomb declaring that “we’re making all sorts of leaps” to which Starkey replys “sorry, if this isn’t evidence I don’t know what is.” Bring your popcorn and gather round children!

Once again brilliantly filmed, they made the interesting decision of hiring actors to play all the main figures which I think is always dangerous as it can start to look a little bit too much like ‘The Tudors’ for anyone to take seriously. This certainly walked the line, but on the whole avoided being too cheesy. What’s more, we certainly got a clear picture of Anne; the historians may have disagreed on the whys and wherefores but they seemed pretty much in concord on the character of England’s most fascinating queen. I was drawn in, interested, and engaged. Nicely done.

All in all, this bodes well for the rest of the series; still to come are episodes on Henry VII and Tyndale. The BBC evokes the drama of the period without ever sensationalising and has created thoroughly informative and thought-provoking television.

4/5 Stars

Debate: Was Wolfson’s ‘Communist Bop’ in good taste?

YES – Charlotte Cooper-Beglin

Whoops, I must have missed the memo that told us bops were supposed to be in good taste! In the sweaty throng that swarms our JCR every bop night, I have seen lots of things; two guys dress as ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ smothered in hummus and chocolate sauce, a formidable Thatcher costume in the wake of the former PM’s death, and innumerable straight guys in make-up, stilettos and tutus for Queer Fest.

So is Wolfson’s ‘Communist Bop’ in the best taste? I hope not, as that would make it all rather dull wouldn’t it? Part of the point of bops as an institution is surely to be able to don some fabulous creation that would produce a lot of stares/ridicule/sharp intakes of breath if you tried to wear it to Bridge. But I also don’t think it’s morally abhorrent. Communism itself isn’t evil. It has had many different manifestations in different ages, regimes and thinkers. The glaringly obvious point is that many horrific atrocities have happened under the guise of communism, but that is not inherently what communism is. It’s an ideology, with a variety of political and historical realities.

Admittedly, that makes it a bit different from your usual bop theme. I can picture the attendees gazing perplexedly into their staple fancy dress box at a cowboy hat, feather boa and battered pair of fairy wings as they try and come up with a costume for this one (suggestions on a postcard please).

History and ideology shouldn’t be kept locked up in the library, confined to a separate sphere of intellectualism. It’s the stuff of culture, and we should be able to drag it down into the sphere of humour and play with it in everyday life. Has no-one seen the wonderful Marxist reimagining of popular culture on Tumblr? Check out ‘Cosmarxpolitan’ and ‘It’s raining Mensheviks’, The point is these irreverent uses of politics and the past aren’t meant to offend anyone; rather they subject figures from history to our own wit and ridicule.

Also, communism seems like a pretty funny theme to me. Marxist intellectual jargon, uniforms and symbolism, coupled with a range of excellent facial hair amongst the leading figures is surely a recipe for a fun night. Not forgetting the opportunity to make a variety of puns on ‘The Party’. ‘Toe the Party line’, ‘unwavering loyalty to the Party’, ‘a revolutionary Party’. Anyone?

The clear objection is where do you draw the line? Is it okay to dress as Stalin?Would it be okay to have a ‘Nazi Bop’? I think not, but it’s hard to create a rule of thumb as to why. We should be able to judge when something is just a bit controversial or when something has crossed the line and actually becomes hurtful or hateful. The particular place of Nazism in our culture and history, and its fundamentally racist ideas surely give everyone the gut feeling that some uses of it are just plainly a bad idea.

So no, I don’t think the ‘Communist Bop’ is offensive, to the contrary, I support their right to (in the words of the Facebook event) “party under the banner of The Party for an evening of revolutionary proportions”. And for those who despise Communism, remember: one of the best ways to attack something can be to take the piss out of it.

NOJoe Miles

Wadham has a reputation for radical politics, which I feel is a little unfair.
Not all of us are concerned with equality. Some of us want no more than a black shirt, a nightstick, and the freedom to engage in the systematic beating of political opponents. This is why as of today I am proud to announce that I shall be launching Wadham’s first fascist themed Bop. Featuring such hits as Giovinezza, Tomorrow Belongs to Me, and the Horst- Wessel-Lied played by our special guest DJ Tommy Robinson — the Bop will be an enjoyable evening.

Now, I know what you’re thinking; that this is utterly insulting to the people who suffered because of the unrealistic demands of a utopian ideology. To the naysayers I reply that wasn’t true fascism; it has merely been perverted by well-meaning but ultimately flawed leaders who put their personal interests before the well-being of the country. I imagine by now the preceding paragraph has caused spluttering outrage, and possibly a sharp profits boost in Amazon’s soon to be launched ‘Munitions and Weaponry’ department .

A fascist themed bop, even if therewere anything good to be said about its values (and unlike communism, there really isn’t), will always be roundly condemned because of the effect it had on Europe for a decade or so (in the case of Portugal and Spain, even longer). The word ‘fascism’ invokes imagery of death camps, the suppression of political thought, and the execution of anyone opposed to the regime. That is why, no matter what your opinions on the aesthetics of Nazi Germany, actually celebrating a night dressed as an officer of the Waffen-SS would leave you with precisely zero chance of premarital intercourse.

So why do we think that a communist themed bop is acceptable? We might argue that the ideology itself isn’t intrinsically wrong — that for all its flaws, communism is at least a good idea in principle. Yet even if we accept that communism is a good ideology, that doesn’t make celebrating it acceptable.

On every metric, the attempt to implement communism has been far more damaging than its fascist counterpart. Hitler is regarded as the most evil man in history for the genocide of millions. The effect of the several decades of forced collectivizations, political purges and mass terror and industrial murder was far worse, numerically, than the crimes of Nazi Germany.

Yet not only does the ‘Communist Bop’ actively embrace this ideology, it also glorifies the regime of Stalin. Even if a ‘Communist Bop’ can be considered acceptable, paying tribute to a murderer certainly is not. I visited East Berlin recently, and the legacy of the Berlin Wall angered me just as much as the atrocities of the Gestapo. As far as I could see, they were equally as domineering and unforgivable. This is the problem with radical ideologies — not content with their own space, they seek to redefine society and exclude those who disagree. In fact, I might host a bop this weekend after all — an Anarchist one. Everyone’s invited, you can turn up whenever, share drinks with whomever and if you don’t want to come along, that’s fine.