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Ladies at Lord’s: Oxford women annihilate the tabs

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Taking the long walk out through the Long Room at Lord’s is a dream that the vast majority of cricketers can barely even imagine. For those of us who thrive in the college, or village, scene it seems a whole world away. But for the elites of Oxford University Cricket Club, it’s an opportunity that comes around once a year. With just 20 overs each, barely more than three total hours, you’re tasked with leaving an imprint on a ground that’s seen World Cup victory, Ashes victory, and 111 years of passing greats. Joe Root, Tammy Beaumont, Jimmy Anderson have all taken to those same steps, perhaps even with the same feelings that pulsate through our athletes now. Cricket is a game of big players, and even bigger moments – where one player can come in and take over a game almost single-handedly. For this year’s Varsity matches, which saw two pretty convincing wins split between the universities, Oxford and Middlesex’s Hannah Davis starred with a stunning 55 off 37 with the bat; and 4 for 9 off of her four overs. 

The women opened the day with an 11am game, and Oxford headed out to bat first. Hannah Sutton and Annys Thirkell-Jones played their way in patiently, allowing Cambridge to rack up the extras with some loose bowling. But as Cambridge’s spinners applied the squeeze, Thirkell-Jones fell to a smart catch from the Cambridge captain at cover. In came Davis, with Sutton already somewhat established, moving along calmly. The two would consolidate, allowing the spinners Payne and Robinson to end their spells with some fairly economical figures. Hofmann and Brown were not quite so lucky. Davis took a particular liking to Hofmann, depositing some wayward straighter balls a good few rows back in the Mound Stand with some ease, eventually leading Oxford to 129-4.

The defence would be comprehensive to say the least. In just the first over, both Cambridge’s opener and their captain would be back in the shed, courtesy of some beautiful bowling from Evie Mayhew, and with some help from her opening partner Sutton, the pair would rip through the top order. At 27-5, it couldn’t have gotten much worse for Cambridge. Their top order was decimated, Mayhew had ended on 4 for 13 from her spell, and the game looked over already. But then it got even worse. Davis came on and terrorised the middle and lower order somehow even more than her predecessors had done. Her four wickets all came clean bowled – accounting for  just nine runs at the same time. She had four attempts at the Cambridge number eleven to clinch her fifer, but was thwarted in her attempts to secure the landmark that would typically land you on the Honours Board: “I think it is difficult for anyone who has taken four wickets to not have a five wicket haul in the back of their mind… credit must go to the Cambridge number eleven who had a solid defence. More importantly in my mind at the time was the match winning wicket. But it worked out well in the end with Sophie taking the final wicket. Sophie has been a very consistent bowler for us and a lovely person to have in the team so I was very pleased for her to get the wicket she deserved.” 

Off the back of this momentous collapse that would have put the Holy Roman Empire to shame (and some great pressure at the pavilion end from Bea Jones), Sophie Goodman wrapped up the Cambridge innings before any of their bats could accrue even seven runs individually. 

Cherwell caught up with Hannah Davis after the game: 

C: What was the plan heading into the game?

H: Firstly, we had decided as a team to bat first and try to set a total. We knew we are stronger at defending scores with our bowling attack than chasing so it was a good toss for us to win. One of our main plans was getting some runs on the board to put us in the best position to defend. We were focused on playing ourselves in, knowing that some bad balls would come and we would be ready to capitalise. We were aware that Cambridge had some consistent spinners and were not worried if we did not take too many risks against their better bowlers as we were confident that we could use the short boundary to our advantage to increase our scoring rate towards the end. In terms of bowling, the Cambridge captain, Ciara Boaden, was our key wicket. We felt that if we could get her out quickly we would be in a strong position to win the game. We aimed to keep things simple, bowling tight lines and good lengths to make it difficult to score.

C: More specifically, how did you plan to utilise (for yourself) and negate (for Cambridge) the short leg side boundary at the pavilion end?

H: When batting, I was very aware of the boundary dimensions. When facing from the pavilion end, I planned to hit leg side, stepping across my stumps to access this area if necessary. Conversely from the other end, I planned to give myself some room to hit off side, knowing that a strong cut shot would probably score 4 runs. I also knew that it would not be too difficult to hit a 6 over this boundary so I planned to adapt my game which usually involves playing the ball along the floor (due to not being the strongest batter!) to having the confidence to hit the ball in the air over that side. Defending the short boundary in the field was certainly going to be more challenging. We carefully planned which bowlers would bowl from the pavilion end, with most of these selected bowlers swinging the ball away from the bat or bowling consistently well outside off stump. We planned to place our best fielders defending this boundary and force the Cambridge batters to take a risk in order to hit a 4/6 on the leg side. 

C: Having joined Middlesex, does the feeling of coming through the long room ever change?

H: No – I don’t think the feeling of walking out through the Long Room will ever change! Lord’s is such a special place to play cricket and even though I might be fortunate enough to get a few more opportunities to play there for Middlesex, I don’t anticipate the feelings of excitement and anticipation fading. 

C: As captain last year, did you get any second hand nerves for Elodie?

H: Yes definitely – I remember being very nervous last year. There is a great deal of behind the scenes organisation and training as captain so I think the build-up to Lords seems bigger. However, it is also an honour to captain at such a great ground and so there is plenty of excitement too. Luckily I think Elodie held it together better than I did last year – it was nice to have such a calm presence leading us on the pitch!

C: After a slow but steady start did you feel some pressure to come in and hit big?

H: I think that Hannah and Annys, the opening batters, got us off to a great start. We were determined not to let Cambridge take early wickets, so the partnership between those two was perfect for us. There was some pressure coming in to increase the run rate, but I knew that on such a good wicket and with a short boundary on one side, there was plenty of opportunity to score runs if I could stay at the crease. During my partnership with Hannah Sutton, we spoke about getting to 120 and running hard between the wickets to pick up extra runs whenever we could, which I think we started to do very well. We knew that we could run 2 or 3 when the ball was hit towards the bigger boundary and could take singles to most fielders on the ring. This certainly took some pressure off to ‘hit big’ as we were slowly increasing the run rate without taking too many risks. Towards the back end of the innings I was trying hard to hit boundaries towards the short boundary but we knew that anything above 120 would be challenging to chase as long as we bowled and fielded well. 

The men’s side didn’t quite warrant as much attention from an Oxford perspective, although they put up considerably more of a fight against Cambridge than Cambridge women did against ours. So call it an overall Oxford victory? 

It was the Cambridge spinners that really did the damage in the Oxford innings – Spanish international Seb Hughes-Pinan picked up two crucial wickets to swing the game in Cambridge’s favour but the pick of the bowlers was Tom ‘Skezza’ Skerrett who picked up three wickets, including that of captain Justin Clarke, and a run-out in to keep Oxford at an indefensible 106 off of their 20. For a moment, the indefensible almost looked defensible as Norman lobbed the first ball of the Cambridge innings to Vivek Narayan on the short boundary, but it was little more than a fleeting hope. Kottler, pushed up the order for the T20, hit a brisk 52 off 35, including three sixes, one of which nearly taking my poor, unsuspecting dad’s head clean off. His 52 accounted for Cambridge’s 68 runs at the time, but the damage was already done. Ferreira and the suitably named [piece of] Cake would walk Cambridge over the line in just 15.1 overs, with eight wickets still in hand.

Hague is not fit to be Chancellor. Just look at his record

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The transformative nature of Oxford, coming from a state comprehensive, and his commitment to “bringing the best people here irrespective of background” were all focal points of Hague’s interview with Cherwell. Ironic, I would argue, for a Tory who sat complicit through the austerity years, who voted to raise tuition fees, who – in his own briefing notes – refused to promise that school funding would not be cut. William Hague may proclaim his ambitions and his “objective” for Oxford (it sounds very good in a press release), but he is betrayed by his own voting record. If Oxford hopes to move forward, Hague crying out “State school! In Yorkshire! Really I am very normal!” (paraphrased) to all who can hear is perhaps less effective than voting for someone who has shown an ounce of care and compassion towards our nation’s education in the past three decades. It is Oxford who suffers by being fronted by a spiritless politician. When Hague proclaims his main qualification as ‘state-educated Oxford grad’, it undercuts the years of work that makes this as a normal situation. Hague is out-of-step with the University, making hollow statements and conveniently skimming over his voting history. 

Hague’s largest spring into educational reform was as Leader of the Opposition, when he aimed to “sweep away the barriers” between state and independent education. This is an aim many, I am sure, can support. Why should the wealth of your parents dictate the quality of your education? And we are not speaking of the expansive sports fields and state-of-the-art pianos. Why should some children have to grasp multiplication from the back of a rowdy class of thirty, while others have careful tuition from day dot?  

Perhaps his time in opposition weighed heavily upon him, as by 2010 his backbone seems to have been injured. As the coalition cut funding for Sure Start, as 88% of secondary schools saw real term cuts in the last Conservative government, as the ‘Building Schools for the Future’ program was scrapped, Hague remained eerily compliant. 

To spend a Chancellor campaign telling anyone with ears that you attended a state school (as if it’s some kind of special skill) when you have shown no regard for them while in government is disgusting. Hague is a politician, no doubt about it, and the general public use ‘politician’ pejoratively. He has shown no interest in education, no interest in bettering the lives of those who come after him. He cares for a Tory safe seat, he cares for a foreign secretary job, a peerage, he cares for the Oxford Chancellorship. It is not a crime to want those things, it is not a crime to have ambition and to play a political game. I have no doubt he will make a good Chancellor, he will funnel questionably sourced funding into our programmes, he will appease donors and say the right thing at the right time, as he has been doing since 2010. Yet, nothing he says will be of any substance, for a glance over his track record will reveal a politician who has won a game and little more. 

Oxford’s Chancellor should be intelligent and open-minded. When Hague voted to maintain the ban on the promotion of homosexuality in schools through Section 28, he demonstrated that he lacked those qualities. Some may argue he was voting with his time, or with his party, but this is incorrect. The vote was overwhelmingly in favour of removing the ban, and a significant minority of Conservatives supported it. Hague voted that schools should not teach the “acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship”. Someone who thinks like this, even twenty years ago, is not suitable to lead an institution in this century. I know, in spite of the stereotypes, the people of Oxford are accepting and deserve to have a Chancellor who reflects that. It is not an outrageous demand. It is damaging for the University’s reputation and reinforces the idea that Oxford is stuck in the past. 

Hague lacks the ability to fight for something. “We are going to need to keep expanding those sorts of things [scholarships], particularly in an environment where fees are probably going up,” he told Cherwell. Has this been weighing particularly on Hague’s mind? Since when, I wonder? It did not seem to bother his conscience when voting to increase tuition fees. While I am sure some readers are screaming ‘he was following the whip, he was toeing the party line’. There was scarcely a gun to his head. Should it have bothered him so greatly, I imagine as Foreign Secretary an excuse can be feigned. Hague is a hypocrite. I, personally, believe the focus regarding access and finance should be around living costs rather than fees – a nuance that seems to have passed our Chancellor by – but the point stands. 

Hague can scream from the rooftops that he was state-educated, he can speak about access to Oxford, he can push for scholarships, but none of this undoes his work when he had tangible political power. For years, he sat in Parliament and approved austerity measures that disproportionately affected children. This is inexcusable. To have him in the highest position at the country’s best University is embarrassing. Hague is a poor representative of Oxford. Either his strength of character is lacking and he just stumbled along with the votes, or he is morally disdainful. Oxford deserves better. 

Exclusive: University spent over £360,000 in pro-Palestine protest clean-ups

Oxford University has incurred over £360,000 in costs as a result of pro-Palestine protests and OA4P encampments, according to figures recently obtained by Cherwell through a Freedom of Information Request.

The costs, which span from the beginning of Trinity Term 2024 to March 2025, include damages, repairs, ground restoration, and security expenses linked to various protests, some of which involved the occupation or vandalism of University buildings and lawns.

In total, the overall figure spent by the University on the clean-up of pro-Palestine protests to date is £366,874.99, according to information obtained by Cherwell. Many of the listed figures are exclusive of VAT, and the University has indicated that some costs remain estimates or are subject to final confirmation.

The single most significant cost was £250,000, attributed to vandalism at the Blavatnik School of Government in February 2025 by Palestine Action, a group not officially affiliated with OA4P. Protesters had sprayed red paint on the entrance of the building, and smashed several window panes on the outside.

A spokesperson for Thames Valley Police told Cherwell that a “28-year-old man from Oxford arrested in connection with this incident is on police bail while enquiries are ongoing.”

Vandalism of University offices at Wellington Square in October 2024 was another significant expense, with the University spending over £25,000 on repairs. A total of £4000 has been spent on removing graffiti from university buildings, the Saïd Business School and Examination Schools.

OA4P encampments at the Natural History Museum and around the Radcliffe Camera in Trinity 2024 amounted to £44,699 and £19,771 respectively, in most part due to grounds maintenance and returfing. At the Natural History Museum, over £500 was spent on repotting and caring for plants, lasting for six weeks.

Security measures added a further £11,848 to the University’s bill, mostly covering overtime for Oxford Security Services staff managing the protests.

Responding to the high costs incurred, OA4P told Cherwell: “The University has paid their own private security overtime to monitor students, called the police on students peacefully protesting, built fences around both the Radcliffe Camera and the Pitt Rivers Museum, erected barricades at Wellington Square, and bulldozed the memorial garden in the Pitt Rivers encampment all on their own dime.”

A University spokesperson told Cherwell that all repairs were “carried out to a standard appropriate to the damaged properties”, though no further detail was provided.

Too young for bops, old enough for a first

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On the surface, Jim Yeung might seem like any other undergraduate. A second-year maths student at The Queen’s College, he got a first in his prelims, looks forward to postgraduate study after his degree, and spends much of his free time playing the piano.

Only one thing sets him apart from his peers: he started studying at Oxford when he was only 15 years old. According to a Freedom of Information request made by Cherwell, that makes him one of the 237 Oxford students aged 17 and below.

Most universities in the UK permit undergraduates of any age – although under-18s are prohibited by law from engaging in the clinical contact required in the first year of most medicine degrees. Usually, however, universities put plenty of safeguards in place. Oxford Brookes, for instance, frequently offers deferred entry to students who apply for courses not ‘appropriate’ to their age; at the University of Bristol, underage students are barred from holding ‘positions of responsibility.’ Oxford does things differently. As Ruth Collier, then spokesperson for applications, told the Guardian in 2005: “If you’re the best student for the place and are 14 years old, then the general attitude is ‘so be it.’” Jim told me that tutors, lecturers and other students treat him the same as they treat his coursemates – exactly the way he wants it.

What few restrictions Oxford does place on underage students are usually the result of UK law. Students under the age of 18 are defined as children by the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child; colleges do not act in loco parentis (‘in the parent’s place’). To study at Oxford as a minor, you’ll need parents or other trusted adults living in the Oxfordshire area. You can also pay for a service like Oxford Guardians. For £945 a year, along with a £1,000 deposit and £170 registration fee, the Guardians will carry out most of the student’s logistical work for them, as well as granting the parents a termly visit and monthly updates. Underage students are also barred from living in student accommodation, due to the understandable worry of having children sharing bathrooms and kitchens with adults twice their age – particularly when those adults are not subject to detailed DBS checks. In Jim’s case, there was one easy solution to both these problems; his family purchased a home in Oxford and relocated from Hong Kong, where Jim lives with his parents alongside his studies.

But does Oxford go far enough in protecting the children among its student body? Alcohol can often pose particular problems, as college bars do not routinely check students for their ID. Usually, barmen are given a list of underage students from that college they are prohibited from serving before the academic year begins. But this system is far from perfect. One student who started studying when he was 16 told Cherwell he found an easy solution; going to other colleges’ bars, where he was seen as just another undergrad. His bod card was usually all he needed to get into college bops and club nights.

Student societies, meanwhile, often have no safeguards in place at all. Back in 2015, Oxford University Labour Club reached national news after a 17 year old got so drunk at an event he threw up on college property, shouting ‘Vote Labour’ and reciting Latin, before ending the night unable to walk. This incident was especially embarrassing since also in attendance was then Oxford East MP Andrew Smith.

Researching them, it’s hard not to notice just how many former child prodigies go on to reach not spectacular heights of achievement, but instead deep craters of despair. Not only are young geniuses disproportionately likely to have developmental conditions like autism spectrum disorder and mental health issues like depression, they can often find the unbearable pressure of high expectations too much to handle. Socialisation can be a particular issue; burying your head in GCSE textbooks from early adolescence might be good for your grades, but it’s rarely as positive for your social abilities. As one former prodigy put it: ‘I regret all the ways I never got to be a child because I was too busy being a child prodigy.’

As far as Oxford is concerned, there is no child prodigy nearly as famous as Ruth Lawrence. She won a place at St Hugh’s when she was only ten years old in 1981 and went on to get a First in her finals and finish her degree a year early, making her the youngest graduate of Oxford in recorded history. She quickly became nationally famous, her face and story plastered on the pages of every tabloid in the country.

But it never really seemed like she was in control; instead, her father, Henry Lawrence, was the one in the driving seat – literally, as he took her everywhere in a tandem bicycle. He went with her to lectures, classes, tutorials, and social events – at least until he was banned by St Hugh’s JCR from their common room. Even after she followed up her undergraduate degree with a DPhil in Mathematics, he went with her to Harvard University, where she became a fellow at 19 years old.

Ruth hadn’t even been Henry’s first attempt at creating a child genius. He had tried the same with the children of his first marriage, but his first wife found his overbearing methods too much, leaving him and taking their three kids. He remarried and Ruth’s birth soon followed. His second wife was more accommodating to his authoritarian methods which included a ban on the young Ruth having friends of her age, out of a worry that their ‘trivial conversation and pointless playing’ would stunt her academic development.

Ruth finally left her father behind in 1997, when she married Israeli mathematician Ariyeh Neimark and moved to the Jewish state. She became religiously observant, and now lives in relative obscurity as an Orthodox mother of four, working as a Maths Professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. 

Perhaps understandably, she has been reluctant to say much about her relationship with her father. All we do know is that her style of parenting is much more relaxed – she has publicly stated her wish for her children to be ‘normal,’ and mature ‘naturally.’ But Henry still remains unrepentant about his unorthodox methods, telling the Daily Mail in 2015 he raised Ruth properly: ‘The idea that it’s a time to mess around and do whatever they like is absolutely wrong. Childhood’s not a time to be playing around, but a time to be developing.’

But Ruth says she still enjoyed her time at Oxford. When I asked her about whether she thought that Oxford did enough to protect students like her, she said: ‘It’s a complex topic, and probably best that I don’t get involved in answering. I was very happy with my experiences at Oxford, but… Depending on how young the student and the situation of their family, there are clearly potential dangers, and it is not clear whether the university or colleges want to get involved.’

One child prodigy whose time at Oxford was unambiguously unhappy was Sufiah Yusof. She won a place studying Mathematics in 1997, when she was only 12 years old; one year later, her 12 year old sister and 16 year old brother began studying at Warwick. That made them the youngest group of siblings to ever study at university simultaneously. The news of Sufiah’s admittance was greeted with cheers, particularly in Malaysia, where she had distant ancestry – Sultans and ministers alike toasted her success, and countless teachers used her as an inspirational example for their pupils.

But after she took her final exams, she disappeared. It took the police 12 days to track her down, eventually finding her working in an internet cafe in Bournemouth. She refused to return to her parents, describing her father as having created a ‘living hell’ for her with his tyrannical disciplinarianism. She accused him of a litany of abuses – allegedly, for instance, he had forced her to work in freezing temperatures, since the cold supposedly better stimulated her brain.

For the next few years, she remained out of the media spotlight – until, in 2008, a journalist from the News of the World tracked her down, and found she was working as a £130 an hour prostitute in the backstreets of Salford. Posing as one of her clients, the journalist solicited her services and wrote his experiences up in the now defunct newspaper. Even by the standards of the Murdoch press, this showed a flagrant disregard for journalistic ethics.

It is hard to imagine just how traumatising all of this must’ve been for Sufiah. Fleeing abusive parents and ending up as a sex worker would be immensely difficult for almost anyone – but even worse when the whole affair is playing out across the pages of the national tabloids. 

She certainly hasn’t been coy when it comes to giving her opinion on those tabloids. Her website accuses the British media of releasing ‘a tsunami of spiteful, dishonest, and abusive articles and pieces’ about her.

Stories like these were what led the Blair government to consider a blanket ban on students under the age of 18 going to university. But Olivia Smith, the Deputy CEO of Potential Plus UK – an organisation that supports highly gifted children and their parents – was glad these proposals were abandoned.

‘We don’t like the idea of people being held back,’ she told Cherwell. ‘We encounter parents that are struggling, because their children are doing their GCSEs but they’re writing at degree level, and GCSEs aren’t designed to accommodate that. We’ve got to say to people to level their answers down, and stop enjoying learning… It could be that holding the child back is more emotionally damaging than letting them get on with and trying university.’ For Potential Plus, decisions about sending under-18s to university are usually made on a case-by-case basis. On the one hand, university can be far more intellectually fulfilling for them; on the other hand, ‘we’ve got to consider social development,’ as Olivia put it. Usually, Potential Plus first encourage their clients to find intellectual stimulation outside of formal universities – taking extra A-Levels for instance, or using online resources like the Open University. 

Olivia was also keen to stress that, despite the stereotypes, people who go to university earlier than usual aren’t always being driven by their overbearing tiger parents. ‘Often the kids are driving it, and the parents are there having to manage their kids’ expectations,’ as she put it. Where parents do find that their children are exceptionally gifted, however, she highlighted how important it is to take a balanced approach towards them: ‘The general risks are if you create a child’s identity to be all about one thing then that is going to crash and burn at some point, because there is no room for failure. We would remind all parents to praise everything about the child. We encourage them to build life skills – listening skills, teaching skills, creativity, problem solving. It’s easy for parents to get hooked up in their specific talents. But you want people to be well rounded.’

In some ways at least, Oxford might be a better environment for young prodigies than any other university. Younger students are obviously going to need more pastoral support than most of their peers; other, poorer universities can’t hope to compete with Oxford’s welfare services. And there are certainly few other places where eccentricities are accepted as readily as they are in Oxford.

I’ll admit, before researching this article, I had a fairly crude view of child prodigies, as socially awkward eccentrics unwillingly pressed into academic excellence by their overbearing parents. Certainly, that’s sometimes the case. But talking to Jim and Olivia, I realised how plenty of Oxford’s early birds are simply enormously talented and self-driven, and find in Oxford a place they can fit in better than anywhere else.

Back in the 1990s, after Ruth Lawrence’s story brought enormous publicity to the University, colleges found themselves in a kind of arms race; who could find the youngest student to let in? Thankfully, that has mostly ended by now. With today’s greater emphasis on student welfare and mental health, the youngest students at Oxford tend to be clustered more in the 15 to 16 age range, rather than the 12 to 13.

So, should children be allowed to study at Oxford? I’d say yes. But their admittance certainly ought to be approached with caution and, at the very least, colleges ought to keep a close eye on their welfare to stop another tragedy like Sufiah Yusof’s from ever occurring again.

The money gap: Can you afford to belong at Oxford?

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Coming from Vietnam, a developing country six time zones away, I had braced myself for how money would shape every experience, even before I landed. The British pound is one of the strongest currencies in the world, and Oxford is one of the country’s most expensive cities.

I recall when my program asked me to dress in black tie for Keble’s first formal. I panicked, stared into my suitcase, and Googled: “Can I wear jeans and a T-shirt to an Oxford formal?” 

I did not bring any dresses to Oxford. Any.

My suitcase of clothes was packed with three pairs of jeans, two padded jackets, one sweatshirt, a large grey winter coat, and plenty of casual T-shirts. The other suitcase contained all my notebooks, stationery, and skincare products, which I knew would cost a fortune in the UK. I had imagined a quiet life at Oxford: from dormitory to library, and back again. No one mentioned I needed to dress nicely for an impromptu dinner in my college dining hall. 

I was deeply anxious as I hadn’t shopped for myself in years. Most of my clothes were hand-me-downs from my mum or relatives, so the experience felt somewhat nerve-wracking. I had never “dressed to impress” and now I was expected to, just to be accepted. Still, I was lucky: I found a great white dress for just £10 and felt proud of my little victory. However, that night at the formal, feeling quietly triumphant, I realised that every other girl wore a black dress. None of us had planned it, but somehow, I was the only one who hadn’t received the memo: it wasn’t just a dress code. It was a reminder that I had missed the memo on how to belong.

There is an insurmountable gap between me and Oxford, wealth and prestige simply represented by money. The money gap divides me from my friends, my dress from theirs, the small city in Southern Vietnam where I grew up, and Oxford. 

As I only had one nice dress, I barely went to my college’s formals or accepted my friends’ invitations to theirs. I also withdrew from most of the balls and black-tie events, as I knew I couldn’t afford another outfit, even if I stumbled upon a lovely bargain again.

The money gap even swept me out of certain academic spheres at Oxford. The Oxford Union’s fee of two hundred pounds per term for visiting students was the most apparent financial barrier. Two hundred pounds can sustain me for a month here, and that was just the entrance fee to dress smartly and set foot in the Union’s hall. But what matters more is the “hidden fee” of belonging: buying books, dressing smartly so you’re taken seriously, joining casual pub outings, or travelling for society meetings. All of it costs.

The money gap did not entice me to leave Oxford while I was here, but it had marked me as an “outsider” long before I arrived at the university.

I often could not engage with other students’ conversations. Money and privilege tore us apart from the beginning. I came from a country where we did not read Shakespeare or Jane Austen at school. No Greek or Latin classes were offered; instead, schools provide English language classes, which do not give us an edge in Britain. We speak English with the intonations of our homeland, not the polished manner customary here. I have never worn a suit or attended a prom, let alone an academic ball. I just cannot relate to them, and neither can they.

At Oxford, access is not just about admissions but also about being aware of unspoken codes, being able to afford full participation, and possessing a kind of cultural capital that money alone can’t guarantee.

However, at my lowest, when I nearly grew to hate Oxford and almost dropped my course, I felt at home again in the books, in the classroom, in the tutorial readings. I comfortably debate critical academic topics in my field with my peers, and my voice became more unique when discussing the subject. For example, in Philosophy of Language, my voice as a Southeastern woman speaking an Asian language would challenge all the theories proposed by Western philosophers, who curated their ideas based on their European native languages.

Though we come from different backgrounds and wear different clothes, we sit in the same group tutorial room, united in our excitement or confusion about the topic of discussion. We share the same reading lists, libraries, and even gossip about tutors. 

While you can’t pay your way into belonging, but you can read your way in.

Pro-Palestine encampment established outside Magdalen

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As of Sunday morning, the encampment has since disbanded, having relocated to the Angel and Greyhound Meadow. Fences have been constructed around Magdalen College, with students being advised to “continue to be vigilant around College” via an email from the bursar.

An Oxford Against Genocide (OAG) encampment has been established outside Magdalen College this evening, after a march which began at Manzil Way at 6.30pm. Cherwell understands that, according to a statement on Instagram, OAG is a “new collective… dedicated to Palestinian liberation through action-driven means”. 

The group, of around 100 protestors, blocked one side of Cowley Road as they moved over Magdalen Bridge towards the college, where tents have now been established on the lawn to the left of the porter’s lodge. Tents were set up and flags, including one of the Republic of Ireland, were draped over walls around the college. Some spoke through a megaphone to attendees, and chants condemned the actions of the prime minister, Sir Keir Starmer. 

Protestors appeared to be part of a coalition of organisations, which included national organisations such as Socialist Worker and Friends of Al-Aqsa. OA4P was not affiliated with this action, but acknowledged “shared goals and urgency” in a statement to Cherwell. A senior OAG representative, who preferred not to be named, said that there were “slightly different aims” between the two organisations, but “no bad blood”. Several individuals at OAG’s action today have been involved with OA4P actions in the past. 

One protestor told Cherwell: “We cannot sit around; we need to put pressure on Oxford University and the government”. Another said that “Keir Starmer has taken a side”. 

At around 8pm, many of the protestors left, leaving a core group which remained present at the encampment on Magdalen property. Reporters from Cherwell were advised by police not to enter the lawn itself, due to the risk of being considered aggravated trespassers. 

When asked why the protestors had chosen a space outside Magdalen specifically, OAG cited controversial plans for a bridge which is planned in Grandpont Nature Park. They alleged to Cherwell that Magdalen and Oxford City Council had diverted funds intended to help alleviate the housing crisis among vulnerable people towards the construction of this bridge, and that “ all it does is make it easier for researchers to go to their place of work”. 

They also alleged the College had not responded to some Freedom of Information requests from Oxford Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) Coalition about colleges’ support for Israel. 

Finally, they noted the strategic alliance between the University and the Ellison Institute of Technology. The Institute has an increasing presence in Oxford Science Park, which is part-owned by Magdalen. Larry Ellison, founder of the Institute, is an outspoken supporter of Israel. 

Cherwell also understands that gates around University College have been closed early tonight, barring the main lodge entrance. This is according to an email sent to all Univ students, which cited “external reasons” for the closure. The side gate of Magdalen College was also chained up by porters soon after the protestors arrived. 

OAG’s representative told Cherwell: “We’re gonna [sic] be here until it’s physically impossible to be here, or until the University agrees to meet our demands”. 

Oxford University and Magdalen College have been contacted for comment.

Laurence Cooke, Amelia Gibbins, Arina Makarina, Phoebe Davies, Stan Smith, and Noah Robson contributed to reporting. 

Five ways to ward off Union hacks

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Yes, dear reader, you read correctly: five ways to ward off Union hacks – and no, this is not a metaphor for removing malware from your laptop. If only it were that simple. Oxford Union hacks are far more persistent, slightly more self-righteous, and arguably harder to uninstall.

Whether you’re on your way to a tute, fleeing Pret before they spot your sixth free filter coffee of the day, or simply trying to enjoy the rare pleasure of a socially undemanding quad crossing, you may find yourself cornered by a hack. You’ll spot them easily: lanyard on, clipboard in hand, smile taut with suppressed ambition and not a soul behind the eyes. They’re not bad people – just possessed. Here’s your essential guide to surviving their advances without being guilt-tripped into supporting something that sounds suspiciously like the Model UN-meets-Etonian cosplay.

1: The Romantic Deflection

When you see the hack approach, eyes gleaming with determination, flash them a look of urgency and say “I’m so sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend” – a classic. The sheer confusion this generates is unparalleled. No hack thinks they are flirting, which is precisely why suggesting they are stops them dead in their tracks. Bonus points if you lean in conspiratorially and whisper, “I promised my therapist I wouldn’t get involved with anyone from the Standing Committee again.”

For maximum impact, flip your hair (regardless of length), toss them a look of pity, and strut away like you’re on the Union chamber floor – mid-debate – and they’ve just been ruled out of order. Confidence, after all, is the true enemy of canvassers.

2: The Euthanised Grandmother

If the hack begins their usual pitch, nod sympathetically and interrupt with, “Sorry, I’m off to euthanise my grandmother”. Use with caution. This is not for the faint of heart or those on committees with an ethics clause. But as a last resort, it’s a showstopper.

A friend of mine used this once, and the poor hack was left blinking like they’d just been caught quoting Burke at a freshers’ social. They muttered something about thoughts and prayers before backing away – slowly, reverently – as if you were about to perform a pagan rite in the Worcester JCR. The absurdity disarms them. Hackery, like all things in Oxford, runs on convention – abandon that, and they have nothing to cling to. Chaos is your friend.

3: The Lanyard Buff

A real connoisseur’s move. Wear a lanyard (preferably with something vague like “Research Assistant” or “Future Leaders’ Forum” on it), point at it solemnly, and say, “Sorry, conference”. No one knows what it means, but it exudes gravitas. Throw in “plenary session” or “ministerial roundtable” for flavour.

Tell them it’s a trade union conference if you want to watch them panic about accidentally crossing a picket line. If they ask for details, say it’s under embargo. If they press, say it’s in Brussels. They’ll be gone faster than a visiting speaker disinvited under “logistical concerns”.

4: The “Look Past” Manoeuvre

A subtler tactic, this one requires poise. As the hack launches into their pitch (“We’re really excited about making the Union more inclusive and dynamic this term…”), you simply look over their shoulder as if you’ve spotted someone vastly more important, which, in fairness, is true even if it’s a stranger.

When they ask who you’re looking for, say, “My conscience”. Then walk away before they can ask for its voting preferences.

Alternatively, say you’re expecting to meet “the President” – and when they inevitably ask which one, reply, “Lincoln”. Then vanish, as if communing with the dead was preferable to pledging allegiance to another Hackgate survivor.

5: The Giant’s Causeway Gambit

This is a long con. You’ll need a straight face and a sense of national mischief. Tell them there’s a massive bloc of undecided votes forming in the Giant’s Causeway and that it’s “symbolically very powerful”. Add that Union members there feel disenfranchised by the current voting infrastructure and are desperate for representation. (They won’t know Northern Ireland doesn’t have an Oxford Union branch. Most hacks don’t know where Cornmarket is.)

If they raise an eyebrow, quote Burke. If they raise two, quote Marx. Congratulations if they start quoting you, you’ve just created a new presidential candidate. Godspeed.

Bonus Tip: Create Your Own Hack Repellent

If all else fails, get creative. Carry a copy of Capital in the Twenty-First Century and say you’re boycotting the Union for being a bourgeois relic. Or wear sub fusc and claim you’re on your way to a secret disciplinary hearing for political dissent. If you’re feeling performative, shout, “Down with Standing Committee!” into the Rad Cam and see who flees. Odds are, it’ll be the ones who know what that means.

Final Thoughts

Remember: hacks feed off engagement. Like pigeons in the quad, if you make eye contact, they think you’re offering breadcrumbs. And before you know it, you’re signed up to three mailing lists and promised to run for Treasurer-Elect.

Avoiding them isn’t just self-preservation. It’s a civic duty.

Democracy may be dead, dear reader – at least within the Union. But satire is alive and well. And with these tools, so too, hopefully, is your sense of peace.

Ukrainian energy delegation meets with Christ Church academics

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A delegation from the Ukrainian government visited Christ Church on Friday 25th April to discuss the country’s energy infrastructure and to meet Ukrainian students at the University of Oxford.

The delegation included the country’s Minister and Deputy Minister of Energy. Their time at Christ Church concluded a visit to the UK in which they attended the London International Energy Agency Summit and met both Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Ed Miliband, the Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change.

The event occurred exactly 100 days after the Ukrainian and British governments signed a 100 Year Partnership Declaration, establishing cooperation in defence, security, and trade between the two countries for the next century.

In particular, the agreement states that the two countries will cooperate in the development of sustainable energy. Accordingly, at Christ Church the delegation reviewed the Strategic Hydrogen Integration for Effective Low-carbon Development in Ukraine (SHIELD) project.

SHIELD is funded by the Foreign Office in the UK government and is part of Ukraine’s Resilience and Energy Security Programme (URES). It focuses on providing the country’s government with models that can be used to weigh wartime energy requirements with a long-term transition to renewable energy.

Herman Halushchenko, Ukrainian Minister for Energy, noted Russia’s attacks on Ukraine’s coal-fired power stations and coal mines. He compared them to renewable energy refineries, which he stated were both quicker to build and more durable, since they were distributed over larger areas of land.

SHIELD is managed by Stephanie Hirmer, Associate Professor in the Department of Engineering Science at Christ Church. She said: “Building a resilient energy system is not just vital for Ukraine’s recovery – it is essential for its long-term sovereignty, security, and prosperity.

“At a time when Ukraine is in the global spotlight, it is inspiring to see its leaders not just planning to rebuild, but reshaping their energy future. Their ambition to decarbonise and build resilience marks a true watershed moment – and through SHIELD, we are proud to support this.”

The ministers also met Ukrainian students studying for degrees at Oxford. Maryna Nosyk, a DPhil candidate in Experimental Psychology at Christ Church, said: “Major power cuts that the country faced last year affected not only the everyday routine but also the mental health of so many Ukrainians, which is hard to even estimate yet.

“That’s why it was incredibly interesting, enlightening and inspiring to be part of the discussion on the energy recovery plan for Ukraine, and to know that even though we are still fighting for our freedom, independence and sovereignty at the front line, there are plans and strategies that are being developed right now to recover our energy system after peace has been negotiated.” 

SU postpones Part-Time Officer elections

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Oxford SU has postponed its elections for the part-time officer roles created under its Transformation Plan, according to a statement released this morning. They will now be held in Michaelmas.

The roles, which include Equity Officers and Community Officers, have seen a “low number of candidate nominations” which the Student Union has attributed to Trinity being an “exceptionally busy term”. Nominations were open since the 25th April and the elections were also promoted through official University channels

The SU had initially intended to include the elections within its 12-month Transformation, but said it recognised that “this work is too important to be rushed to meet internal deadlines”. The statement emphasised the importance of the roles for the implementation of their Access and Participation Plan. 

The volunteer positions, which “require approximately 2-4 hours per week of term” according to the SU website, were created by interim bye-laws approved for Trinity Term by the SU’s Trustee Board. This followed consultation with stakeholders including PresCom, a grouping of JCR presidents. 

Equity Officer roles include LGBTQ+ Officer and Black and Ethnic Minorities Student Officer, mirroring the recently abolished SU campaigns such as the LGBTQ+ Campaign and the Campaign for Racial Awareness and Equality (CRAE). Equity Officers are to chair the respective RepCom for their marginalised community group. 

Community Officers include an Environmental Officer, Societies Officer, and a Raise and Give (RAG) Officer. Cherwell understands that elections for Student Trustees will continue this term. 


According to Article 3 of the interim bye-laws, appointment of the Part-Time Officers was originally envisaged for Hilary Term. They also stipulate that there will be a maximum of 30 Part-Time Officers at any one time.

Oxford SU was contacted for comment.

‘So Far, So Good’ and redefining the spotlight

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So Far, So Good is a student-written, student-performed play that is shaking up the conventions of Oxford’s student theatre. From its ambitious staging (think live DJ sets and student photography transformed into a set design) to its commitment to long-lasting impact; So Far, So Good refuses to be confined to the four walls of its performance space or to be forgotten a week after its first showing. 

Cherwell sat down with writer and director Melissa Chetata-Brooks to explore how So Far, So Good marks a bold new direction for student theatre at Oxford. 

Cherwell: What inspired you to write the play?

Melissa: Honestly, I just thought why not? I’d recently developed a love for writing poetry and I wanted to challenge myself to go further with my writing. That’s where So Far, So Good came from. The main inspiration of the themes and aesthetic is La Haine. It’s my favourite film because it’s the only film I’ve ever watched that left me completely speechless. I literally couldn’t speak. But then afterwards came years of talking, protesting, writing, forming opinions. That’s the power of a piece like that: it gives you a moment to shut up, take something in, process it, and then respond. If even one person leaves the play feeling a little bit shocked or moved I’ll consider it a success. Because that silence, that pause: For me that’s where change begins. And that ethos is embedded in every part of the aesthetic.

Cherwell: And what do you feel is unique to staging a student-written play versus one by a more established playwright?

Melissa: The major difference is that you have nothing to go off of, no past productions, interpretations, or critical expectations. On the one hand, this makes things easier: you’re free from the pressure of staying true to an established vision so  there’s no risk of feeling like you’re doing a disservice to the original work since you’re not adapting anything. However, this freedom is scary.  Without a clear blueprint, everything relies entirely on your choices and your assistant director’s etc, so there’s no right or wrong to fall back on. Criticism of an adaptation usually reflects on the original playwright but in this case, all eyes are on you. If it doesn’t land, it’s not the famous playwright that people question, it’s your creative vision.

Cherwell: Why is it important to ensure student voices and student writers remain central within student theatre?

Melissa: Student theatre can push toward inclusivity by broadening its definition of what theatre is. It’s not just about acting, it’s a space where so many art forms can intersect. Music, visual art, film, photography, digital media and all of these have a place in the dramatic space. By embracing multimedia and encouraging collaboration across disciplines, student theatre opens its doors to people who may not have seen themselves represented onstage, but who have just as much to say and create. Not everyone wants to act, and not everyone has been given the chance to, but by reimagining what it means to be a theatre-maker, we can create spaces where more voices, talents, and stories are not only welcomed but celebrated.” 

Cherwell: How resistant is the theatre space in celebrating more voices and talents?

Melissa: I don’t think that there is an explicit resistance or refusal to be inclusive, it’s just that for me, saying at the bottom of an audition pack ‘we encourage all those from diverse backgrounds to apply’ simply isn’t enough, it’s too passive. At least with the casting of So Far, So Good, I found that to find actors – and believe me they are out there – who are non-white, non-regulars, you as a producer and director have to put the effort in to advertise and encourage those to engage with the project, whether that be in group chats such as the ACS or different JCR’s. 

Cherwell: How do you hope to see the Oxford theatre scene change/develop in the future?

Melissa: I hope that there are even more student-written productions, with more new, unfamiliar faces. I think that the concept of the BAME play is great, don’t get me wrong, but I hope I can one day watch a play in Oxford that has both a cast and crew which is diverse in its representation of race, gender and sexuality, and it not have to be labeled as such in order to be so, instead just considered a play like any other. True representation shouldn’t feel like a special category, it should be the norm.

Cherwell: How does So Far, So Good fit into this?

Melissa: I hope people will look at me and my limited experience and think, well if she can put on a play then why couldn’t I do just that and do it better?! Beyond the student theatre community, I hope it will raise awareness about themes that, to some, might feel like just theatre but are actually reflections of real life. I want it to remind audiences that these aren’t just dramatic plotlines or abstract ideas; they are real experiences, real struggles, and real people.

Theatre has the power to enact real change and if this play can get even a few people to see things differently or think a little deeper, then it has done its job.