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Hand in hand

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Members of RAG and the LGBTQ  community successfully joined hands all the way around the Rad Cam last Saturday to spread a positive message about expressing sexuality.

The SSHH event, or ‘Same Sex Hand Holding’, brought members of both groups together in encircling the iconic Oxford building.

Radhika Goyal, an E&M student and one of the organisers of the event, told Cherwell, “It was great! The rationale was to spread a positive message about feeling comfortable about expressing sexuality in public.

“Despite living in a liberal environment, it is still the case that same sex couples can encounter negativity or taboo.”

High attendance meant that unlike last year’s attempt, a full circle was made around the domed building despite heavy winds and rain.

One onlooker commented, “I think it’s a great idea. It’s good to make a message and they’ve done it in a clever way. I hope it makes a difference.”

Alistair Nichols, a student from Corpus Christi who took part in the event, said, “The aim of the event was to make people feel comfortable about displaying their sexuality.

The event, the second of its kind, marks a general campaign to improve the expression of sexuality at Oxford. A RAG member commented, “this is an important opportunity to spread a positive message.”

RAG and LGBTQ have not yet confirmed any future plans, although Goyal suggested that an event on a bigger scale in Trinity may be forthcoming.

Crewdating sites fight it out online

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The age-old Oxford tradition of crewdating and dining in hall have recently made a very modern transition to the internet, with the launches of Crewdater.com, Venn.com and Hallsurfing.com.

The premiss of Crewdater and Venn  is to make the crewdating scene more accessible. The founders of Crewdater, who are Oxford undergraduates, stated that, “We wanted more crewdates and thought there must be a way to make it easier to find them, so the premiss of the website is just to make it easier. We also wanted to expand crewdating beyond sports teams to give more people a way of finding groups of people to go out with.

“It would be a shame if people missed out on what is a great Oxford tradition just because they aren’t in a sports team,” they said.

Tom Raynor of Venn summed up the new site, saying, “In short it makes crewdates easier, cheaper, and hopefully more fun.”
The team behind Crewdate, Maz Jaderberg, Ben Rickett and Nick Pointer, told Cherwell that they came up with the concept due to the experience of badly run social events.
Both websites  were said to be in development around the same time, but according to the founders of Crewdater they were “completely unaware of each other”.

There is rivalry between the two sites. The founders of Crewdater said, “To be honest, [Venn] have done a solid job, but we reckon they are making the same mistakes Crewdates.com did three years ago, in particular by making every member of the crew sign up to the site. Personally, we think it’s part of the fun of a crewdate is to not know who you are about to be meeting”.  

Tom Raynor said, “There isn’t a reason that teams couldn’t be on both sites. Obviously the market that Venn is going for is much, much bigger than just Oxford, but I expect Oxford students will end up using the site which is easiest and gets them the best deals – which will hopefully be us.”

The sites significantly update the crewdating concept. Crewdater  boasts a ‘date-page’ that puts teams head-to-head and allows public and  private posts, the latter of which only fellow team members can see. The website is also accessible through Facebook.

Tom Raynor said that Venn has had “a hell of a lot” of interest, continuing, “We’ve only been up and running for four days and we already have 71 teams on the site.”  Venn offer free beer and wine to the first four teams from each college to register.

A Trinity student stated that “After my last crewdate, which naming no names (St. Hilda’s rugby) involved a boy vomiting out of first floor window of At Thai and then vomiting over himself whilst the rest of the team took to smashing glasses for sconce announcement, I would very much like to have the opportunity to separate the wheat from the chaff from now on”.

Crewdater.com has combatted privacy and abuse worries raised by some students. “All comments, profiles and photos are monitored and offensive content is automatically removed.

“There’s a fine line though between regulation and stifling freedom of speech, and we don’t want people to feel like their views are being censored.”

Tom Raynor issued a similar statement, saying, “We keep an eye on any obvious abuse, which we can remove, and if abuse is reported to us, it is dealt with very quickly.”

Crewdater’s founders told Cherwell the future was bright. “While there is the possibility of expanding to other universities, our number one focus is on providing the best service to students in Oxford.”They are about to launch a partnership with Varsity Events, which will mean every crew gets queue jump, discounted entry and the possibility of VIP tables and drinks.

Venn.com has ambitions further afield, stating, “We will be launching in Brookes next week, and have already had unsolicited requests to join from Cambridge, Exeter, Newcastle, Durham, and London. Once complete, the site won’t just be for students, but for grads and young professionals as well.”

Another website modernising Oxford traditions, Hallsurfing.com, allows students to invite guests to their colleges to experience eating in different halls and is proving to be a popular concept.

Quackdiddlyoso? What all the kids are quacking about

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Some common carnival games and rides are easy to translate between the two sides of the Atlantic. Dodgems and bumper cars, they’re the same thing; no matter what you call them, the point is to smash rollickingly into the vehicles of your friends at a summer ball, all dressed in black tie as you act like children for a night.

                But those less elaborate games, played by children who don’t have tangible aids at their disposal – no Monopoly or Scrabble board, no bicycle or badminton racket – are a bit more difficult to decipher. And the difficulty is in no small part due to the inability of many like me who grew up playing a certain game to spell its opening phrase correctly, never mind explain it to befuddled British friends.

                What, you might ask, is this particular piece of play? I’ll tell you, but you’ll have to read carefully. Here it goes: Quackdiddlyoso quack quack quack. Read it again – I can’t tell you the rhythm, but it’s pretty odd even without being set to a tune.

                While sitting in a circle, one palm stretched outward and facing up beneath your left neighbor’s hand and the other flipped over to face down on the right, you begin to clap around the circle while chanting the lyrics. The version I grew up with, popular around New England and New York, went like this in full: “Quackdiddlyoso quack quack quack, señorita, shimmy shimmy shack, falora, falora, one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten!” And if you were the recipient of a clap on the hand when the number ten was shouted out, you were out of the game. If you pulled away in time, the clapper was out.

                It was a simple and easy to organize, a lifesaver for summer camp counsellors on rainy days. It never once occurred to me to look up the proper phonetics until a few days ago, when I made a joke about the game. I was asked to spell it, and of course I struggled; listening to the words, which are often changeable within one sitting, it sounds like gibberish.

                So I consulted Wikipedia, and searches led me to the page for a game called Stella Ela Ola – apparently, the most popular phrasing for a game that’s mutated into assorted versions played over the years throughout Canada and the upper United States. Never before had I realized there were so many variations.

                Of course, my friends here in Oxford immediately began to dredge up many similar games from their own childhoods. Though the lyrics differ and the clapping patterns diverge, this sort of pastime is universal. Even at nineteen we can still laugh at them.

                Just don’t ask me to spell quackdiddlyoso. 

Review: Five Noh Plays

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Entering Merton Chapel at this hour feels something like waking up in limbo. The cool silence of the uplighting and the scurrying of shadows across the walls create an antechamber into a world weighted equally between the ancient and the avant-garde. The staging is very simple, as is the costume, which forces you to feast your full attentions on the cast, who seem to emerge from the floor of the Gothic chapel like white pins or pillars of pure potentiality in the tapestry woven by the intricacies of the architecture and Satie’s music. The action begins as the score of Le Fils des Étoiles starts, and the feeling evoked from this combination can only be described as an ascension.

 

Over the course of the two plays that I witnessed, Suma Genji and Kagekiyo, I was incredibly impressed by the marriage of Satie’s preludes with Pound’s translation. Separately, both are rather haphazardly effective Orient-meets-Occident combinations: Pound’s translation of the Noh plays, forged from basic notes and inherent poetic understanding, open early Japanese theatre to a Western audience; whereas Satie’s Le Fils des Étoiles, composed for a play of the same title by Joséphin Péladin, is imbued with Oriental notes. The synaesthetic fusion of the two, coupled with the lighting that makes shadow puppets of the actors’ silhouettes, transforms the chapel into a dreamscape of fantastic proportions.

 

Eddie Smith’s reworking of the Satie’s original score is laudable. Although the score was originally written for a theatrical piece, there is no evidence to suggest that a performance in this context ever materialized. It seems that this exceptional piece was unfortunately relegated to the realm of the piano. Smith’s transposition of the music for the harp and flute has awe-inspiring consequences, and the placement of the musicians to the side of the stage gives the sound the quality of ‘tears like a thousand lines in a storm’, trickling from the high walls of the chapel. The music embroiders the casts’ garments, turning their plain white forms into shimmering silk brocades.

 

Shaun Chua gave a zealous performance embodied by strong physical forms and structures that could elevate him instantaneously from the worldly to the mythical. Not being familiar with the Noh genre, I didn’t immediately understand Ayesha Jhunjhunwala’s role as an intermediary-cum-conscience figure, but once that was clear, it worked very effectively. Given the emphasis on music and musicality in this production, I thought that the role of the chorus could have been exploited to a far more polyphonic end, but whatever minor misgivings that occasionally arose, the artistic vision of the team is both admirable and inspiring, and I would be very interested to see what they come up with next. You don’t need to be familiar with the Japanese Noh form or with Satie’s music to enjoy these plays, as it is in the combining of the two that the beauty resides.  

Review: A Little Too Dark

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Watching these guys perform is rather like leafing through a comic book you find on the bus – colourful, varied, a little dog-eared in places, but all-in-all it is something you are glad to have seen and passes the time quite nicely.

 

The four members of A Little Dark, plus the bonus talent of a live piano accompaniment, present a high-energy whirlwind of sketches with commendable stamina and conviction. The opening series of quick, quipped jokes under flashing coloured lights has that eager, “ba-dum-psssh” feel, which establishes itself as a tone for the whole show. The longer sketches that follow are delivered with the same attention-grabbing energy: a flurry of voice and gesture that ponders the naming of warfare operations, sits in on a boardroom of bunnies, and keeps on taking you to the doctor. As we flick through the show’s comic book pages, our heroes are not afraid to get political (including a novel cameo from the Deputy Prime Minister), swear a lot, drop their trousers, and explain to you just why Noel Coward plays are taking over pubs around the country.

 

They race through various accents (of various standards), and yoyo between highbrow and lowbrow – it just wouldn’t be a student production without a few erudite references, now, would it? And perhaps equally, it wouldn’t be a student production without a few rather crude jokes about bums, tits and willies, alas…

 

Bums aside, the overly-long French waiter gag was lost on me – and perhaps lost in Europe, given the dodgy accent – although this sketch wormed its way into my good books with some witty lines right at the end.

 

I think this is the beauty of sketch shows: you are guaranteed to like something, and although for me the funny moments were in a minority, other members of the audience managed to get a laugh out of “jerk crime”, and the incredible meetings between patients in a waiting room.

 

Having said that, the longer sketches generally had the best pay-off, and the creepy character of ‘Elsie Richards’ was sinister brilliance that I feel we could have stuck with for longer.

 

A Little Too Dark is a showcase of vivid imaginations and raw talent, with some genuinely funny moments but a lot of superfluous material, and equally a lot of unrealised potential.

 

For me, redemption came with the final sketch – an ingenious reworking of Inception involving New York accents, shadow puppets, and farmyard animals, both dead and alive. The most beautifully crafted of all, this was – in my mind – the sketch that justified the entire show, the ‘Marion Cotillard’ that will refuse to leave.

Review: True Grit

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It seems like everyone wants to forget about the Henry Hathaway film, the original True Grit. The new Coen Brothers’ film cringes at the idea of being called a re-make. The directors have said themselves that they wanted to go back to the novel pretending that the original film never existed. Jeff Bridges claims that the Charles Portis book reads like a Coen Brothers’ script anyway. The Coens have been criticized for making clever post-modern films that don’t say a great deal about anything. But their latest film is doing something important, albeit something very different to the film released in 1969.

It’s impossible for the film to start completely from scratch with a clean slate. The first film isn’t just a generic Western: it’s a John Wayne movie, and it must have been hard to leave his personality behind. It’s a story that must have struck a chord with Wayne. He liked the novel so much that he lobbied for himself to play the drunken marshall. It’s as much about Wayne as anything else and played around a lot with his considerable age. In a sense comparable to what the 2006 film Rocky Balboa was to Sylvester Stallone, this was a reprise of Wayne’s past roles. John Wayne’s decision to take on four men at once has Maddie Ross whooping: ‘No Grit Mr. Cogburn? Not much!’. For a finale, having been berated by Maddie ‘You’re too old and fat to be jumping horses’, he proves her and the audience wrong by taking a run up and jumping the picket fence. The jaunty music plays him out.

Jeff Bridges’s Cogburn is more grounded. The Coen production is deliberately nostalgic, much more of a period piece and Bridges totally inhabits this world, so much so that sometimes his authentic slurs are barely comprehensible. He gabbles to himself, his back turned away from Maddie and the audience, giving the film a realistic solidity which the fantastical adventure of the original lacks. Still, it’s hard to imagine that the Coens wanted to escape the Wayne legacy entirely. The Rooster Cogburn of the novel never wore an eye-patch and, according to Mark Kermode, the detail comes from Henry Hathaway, director of the John Wayne version.

The two interpretations of Cogburn point towards something important about the way these films work as a whole. The trailer for the 1969 film didn’t promise anything more than a frolic – ‘A slip of a girl, a pot-bellied one-eyed western marshall and a texas ranger wearing britches a size too big’; japes, larks and ‘irreverent humor’ with a tomboy, a drunk and a bully. The original hid its complexities behind a comic front; John Wayne played a snoring, drunken lout whilst himself being, next to Bogart, one of the biggest smokers in Hollywood and dying of lung-cancer. Meanwhile, the film’s morality is rarely black and white, even if the ‘Cowboys and Indians’ cliché might have led us to believe otherwise. During the course of the film, John Wayne takes down several teenage boys, steals a horse and cart from three strangers and kills a pony. The courtroom scene at the opening is a fantastic conceit as we are in fact seeing the trial not only of Rooster Cogburn but also of John Wayne himself. The new trailer for the Coen brothers’ film, on the other hand, promises to deliver justice more simply: ‘Retribution’ proclaims the last word of the trailer. The nostalgia is for a more simple world in which the success of the chase is all.

In the last five minutes of the new True Grit we witness the passing of a whole way of life and realize what the whole film has been working towards. The Westerns of the ‘60s, even the thoughtful ones, had bright blue skies and verdant landscapes. The Coen’s True Grit has a look of its own, all snow, ice and mountain desert; free from John Wayne, even the landscape becomes part of a swan-song for the Western genre itself.

The Coens execute a master-class in cinematography, humour, and performance. The film’s energy and violence gives the ageing genre of the Western a youthful sheen and mirrors what Hathaway succeeded in with Wayne: silencing the doubters and proving the audience wrong. They have this Western take a run-up and jump the picket fence one last time.

Review: Year of the Rat

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A man sits at a desk, frantically typing away, before breaking off for a hoarse coughing fit. As we soon discover, this is George Orwell, composing what will be 1984, living alone on a remote Scottish island while slowly dying of TB. This grim existence is soon spiced up by the arrival of Sonia Brownwell, literary femme fatale, whom Orwell has invited here in a last-ditch attempt at love, followed swiftly by the lecherous editor Cyril Connelly, bent on keeping Sonia and Orwell apart for Orwell’s own good.

 

Orwell’s (Nick Davies) and Sonia’s (Georgia Waters) first meeting is beautifully awkward, with Orwell’s social reticence juxtaposed with Sonia’s flirtatious and assured tone, behind which an appealing vulnerability lurks. This is brought out clearly in her scene with the sleazy and self-confident Cyril (Andrew McCormack), keen along with all the other men on the London literary scene to objectify and seduce her, a rare and resented powerful woman, labelled frigid when she rejects their lechery. Their relationship in itself is sure to be a poignant affair given the tragic circumstances, but the subtle characterisation is what makes it particularly appealing to watch.

 

Meanwhile, Orwell is visited by hallucinations of the animals he created for Animal Farm, including old friend Boxer the horse, whose innocent concern for his beloved author George is extremely touching. Their conversation is tense, with Boxer sensing that something is wrong, slightly jealous at sharing George with Sonia, and fearful of events which an invented horse simply cannot comprehend or help with. His sweet naiveté is juxtaposed with Orwell’s pained grasp of harsh reality, such as when he contemplates with confusion the fact that Orwell killed him off, trying to salvage the situation by linking them as sufferers- ‘My lungs got me too, didn’t they George?’ ‘No Boxer, the pigs got you. You were faithful too long.’ Orwell’s patience but clear unease around Boxer makes for extremely moving viewing.

 

A well-acted production of an interesting play about interesting people. The visitations from animals add a surreal element to an otherwise painfully real situation, and the interior and exterior worlds of Orwell complement each other to make a very powerful whole. This is certainly one to make time for in 6th week.

 

Thursday to Saturday of 6th week, Corpus Christi Auditorium, 7.30pm, £5/£6

Match Reports

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Rugby League Blues 82-8 Glamorgan – Sam Whitehead

With Varsity only 2 weeks away, both the Blues and the Maroons went into the first round of the BUCS knockout competition looking to continue building the momentum that they’ll need if they’re to take down Cambridge at Twickenham Stoop on the 3rd of March.
The Blues focus for the match was to maintain shape and stick to the game plan, no matter what was put in front of them. Right from the first whistle, the home side put pressure on the visitors causing a turnover followed by a very early try. The pressure never let up and the Blues piled on 44 points to none in the first half alone.
With such a large half time differential it would have been easy to let off and start playing a less structured game, but the side showed great composure and kept the pressure on throughout. In attack Jon Dallimore showed some particularly nice touches, hitting some excellent lines, and captain for the match Josh Halstead led from the front as usual leaving Glamorgan defenders in his wake. The defensive line was solid and the match saw its fair share of booming tackles. Right to the final whistle, which came early due to the unfortunate injury of Robin Talbot who’d had an excellent game at hooker, the Blues played the way they set out to. In the end, up against a Glamorgan side who never gave up, they came away with an impressive 82-8 victory.
Coach Dan Garbutt said after the final whistle that, “credit has to be given to the Glamorgan boys – they never let their heads drop, and came at the Blues right to the end. Having said that our lads really showed some composure to keep it together and keep the tries coming. A few loopy offloads here and there are expected really with a scoreline like that, but overall I was happy with the way the game went.”

Football Premier Division

St Hugh’s 4-1 Christ Church – Tim Cary

Amidst the greatest relegation battle the city has ever seen, a story of personal triumph has emerged. Ross Who (of SHFC) has been under fire in recent years for his lack of production. Despite having the most thunderous right foot in the league he has failed time and again to hit the back of the net. Who has had to overcome some traumatising misses that almost made him retire from the game he loves so dearly. His all time low came last term when in acres of space he spooned a shot so badly he gave away a corner.
His big moment came today against Christchurch. SHFC’s German import Luis ‘Double’ Glaesing tied the opposing full back in knots. Upon hearing Who’s desperate cries for the chance to bury his critics Glaesing squared the ball. Who opened his body up and powered home the shot into the bottom corner. The celebrations were unrivalled in modern times. Who dropped to his knees and wept with joy, the travelling fan’s chanting could be heard for miles, Who’s time had come, the torment was over.
Who said of his captain “He has been a rock for me, a great mentor and a friend… I wouldn’t be where I am today were it not for his hard work and dedication, he has been an inspiration for us all.” Who continued to say that the goal was probably the most important in SHFC history, the team all nodded in agreement.
Rumours are circulating already that big time movie producer George Lucas wants to put this riveting story of personal struggle on the big screen. Who has requested that his role is to be played by Emile Heskey, a player who isn’t known for his acting abilty but can certainly relate to Who’s story. Arnold Schwarzenegger is hotly tipped to play the anchoring role of SHFC’s Big Timouthful BiCaryous’.

Football Reserves League 4

St Peter’s III 3-0 Hertford II – Patrick Reihill

This was a key game in Reserve League 4, as fourth took on third at a windswept Marston. Such was the importance of the game that ESPN had chosen to show it live, meaning the fixture was moved to a 2PM Sunday kick off – hardly ideal for the travelling fans, but that’s what modern day football is all about. These factors did not put a stop to the fans coming in their droves to watch a Peter’s team on the up.
Hertford had the better of the first half, with their muscle and extra drive in midfield edging out Richard Beinart, Adam Patrick and Nathan Turner. It became apparent as the half went on, however, that Hertford were vulnerable to the long ball, and Reihill urged his midfield to forget about the famous champagne football (it was proving ineffective in the gusty Marston conditions), and launch it forward for the front three. Needless to say, this tactical change paid off, as Peter’s took a 2 goal lead going into half time, with the midfield able to pick out Morgan Griffiths and Dan Stone (his goal being awarded after a meeting of the dubious goals committee on Monday morning) in quick succession.
Hertford will count themselves unlucky not to have been awarded a penalty after a Richard Gallon handball in the penalty area. Tom Pearman said that he had “seen them given,” but Hertford will need more than Pearman on their side, and, with Iain Lockey’s current form, it was no foregone conclusion that they would have scored the penalty – he has now gone 180 minutes of college football without conceding – a Reserves League 4 record.
All in all, Peter’s looked good value for the 3 points in the second half and there have been murmurings that their next game is a potential sell out. For now, however, promotion is firmly within reach – Peter’s have now leapfrogged Hertford and will be eager to cement their position in future games. The journey continues.

 

 

 

I don’t like sport very much

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On any given Saturday our fellow men, engaged in wonder at of God’s creation on most more normal days, divest themselves of sanity and run about a bit. I used to like running. When I was a small and serious chiddler I would dash from place to place as if I was going for the last plane out of Stalingrad with a stomach wound. And while I did this I would shout ‘run around!’ and ‘whee!’ with gleeful waspishness. The same practice is now undertaken by grown adult men. The only distinction is their weight, height, and taste for a different sort of coke.

If God had meant us to play sport, he would have given us cricket bats for arms. We were meant to hunt buffalo, procreate, and grunt, at times annoyingly. Exercise is not intended to be fun. It is intended to provide public school games masters with an excuse to blow whistles and, let’s be honest, wish they were blowing the boys’ whistles. Any attempt to make kicking things and throwing things and jumping over things into anything other than what they are- the conversion of food into muscle energy- will flounder and die on the beach of deaded things. When someone says they like sport, it just makes me depressed, and all I can expectorate is ‘gam’, or something like it.

Also, you know that habit people have of saying ‘we’ to refer to their team? Not a fan of that. We scored a goal. No. Your team scored a goal. Actually, scratch that. The team you watch and know things about has scored a goal. You had nothing to do with it. If your team is Rangers, and your main purpose is to cleave a papist with a pint glass and a pickled onion, then you have a right to talk of we, because that is the purpose of Rangers. But in most cases that is not the purpose of football teams.

Oxford sport is incomparably shit. It exists solely to enable cretins to enter the university and spend time they should be working in the gym, in Jamal’s and in women. Their propensity to wear sports clothes annoys me, their propensity to spit in the street annoys me, their propensity to do Geography and pretend it’s a degree annoys me. And above all their witless, ceaseless blathering; not merely about sport but of it, as if the post-match banter is necessary for in-match success. It isn’t, it means the rest of us have to pretend to care; and if we go away and hide a while they think we’re being boring. We’re not; you are. Oxford sport is boring. I watched the Boat Race last year for the first time. By the third minute I was clawing at the walls. Mein gott was it terrible. Amateur sport is to sport what sport is to civilisation: a blot, a blemish, an ulcer and a joke.

 

Just another night at Bridge

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If a man idled up to you and asked for directions to Bridge, no doubt your first reaction would be to direct him to the nightclub and recommend that he attend on a Thursday night. Not I. “To Room 23 of Balliol College” would be my advice. For this is where one might find the little known Oxford University Contract Bridge Association.
But I would add a footnote advising caution upon entry to Room 23, because on my own first visit there I was thoroughly shaken by the experience waiting beyond that door.
On entry there were not the rows of genial card-loving sportsmen that I had anticipated. Neither were there the sounds of carefree background chatter and light Chopin from the cassette-player. There was before me, a sea of bridge-obsessed sharks, not on the pull, but looking to devour any mistakes or misdemeanours with their fiercely logical minds.
My partner and I lowered ourselves shakily into our chairs and hesitatingly greeted our opponents. I was too overcome with fear to catch the man on my left’s name but looking him over he could surely only be known as ‘the Iceman.’
What at first seemed to be an all-in-one ski suit was in fact a three-piece beige suit, obediently clinging to his body. His hair was short and straight, his hands cruel and bony. But it was his eyes that scared me most. On the surface they were cool and focused, but underneath there burned a fiery gaze that even Sauron would have been proud of.
My partner, not having yet seen the look on the Iceman’s face, tried a quick joke to ease the tension:
“So is there a film night here? Bet you guys would enjoy watching Bridget Jones’ Diary…”
A silence ensued like no other. It was the biggest silence I have ever seen, let alone heard, in my lifetime.
A look of hatred, disgust and insult distorted the Iceman’s face, but there was also a small pang of pity for the individual who had attempted this meagre play on words. Recoiling, my partner and I retreated to the foyer for a Nice biscuit and cup of Sainsbury’s Diet Lemonade and discussed whether our desire to indulge in a pleasant card game was strong enough to re-enter. Sufficiently energised by the sugary snacks we kept on, and actually enjoyed a match against someone who did not outwardly display any signs that he loathed us. This was nice.
I would still recommend to any passerby a visit to Oxford’s premier card playing association. A game of talent, practice and finesse, Bridge deserves coverage in all major Sports publications. If you enjoy cards and can avoid the Iceman then you are sure to enjoy your evening at OUCBA.