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Sexual stuff and nonsense

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When I sat down to watch Kaboom I wasn’t intending to review it, I just thought I deserved a night off. But as the movie went on, I found myself itching to jot down my thoughts so I could share them with an audience. This need became so great that I ended up using my phone as a notepad, and the last thought I typed down sums up how this review will go – ‘It’s just bad’.

Perhaps the biggest disappointment of Kaboom is that it all starts off so well (or at least alright) with young student Smith (Thomas Dekker) experiencing the ‘student life’ of parties, pills and sex. Since Smith is gay, but is seen having more sex with girls, it seems that Araki is trying to show the fluidity of sexuality, nothing that hasn’t been done before. In fact everyone seems to be jumping into bed with everyone. Although the amount of sex is over the top, and the excuses to remove clothes are more poorly veiled than in Twilight, it is what we have come to expect from these coming out/coming of age stories. So although the plot was predictable, it did not irritate, merely bore.

However, it appears Araki saw this coming and decided that in the last 20 minutes the film would lose the plot and all hell would break loose. Suddenly, almost out of nowhere, the film is full of secret societies, paranormal powers, nuclear arms and, SPOILER ALERT: the end of the world. This last part makes the whole film feel disjointed, like a GCSE film project that tried to mimic the absurdity of Donnie DarkoBut where Donnie Darko had hints of strangeness from the very beginning, Kaboom threw most of it in at the end. To give it its due the plot is no longer predictable, but that is only because it becomes so obscure you are left wondering what happened.

Dialogue-wise, the entire film is an out of proportion melodrama, with over the top language and awkward rapport between the actors. The explicit sexual conversations (which is all these teens ever talk about) feels as if it comes straight from the Sex and the City guide to meal conversation. On top of that, to show that the writers are on trend the script is full of modern pop-culture references that are inorganically inserted into conversation. Saying all this, I will admit there some great lines delivered by the female cast. They range from ‘I need to pee like a banshee’ to ‘It’s a vagina, not a plate of spaghetti’ and even ‘You meet some guy on a nude beach and after five minutes you’re downloading his hard drive in the back of a van. You’re a slut.’ – which has to be the best line in the film.

Overall it is disappointing that Araki who released Mysterious Skinwhich dealt honestly with the dark issues of child molestation, has decided to direct something this shallow. I may be wrong, Kaboom may gather a cult following like other ‘great before their time’ classics, when fans see what critics missed. I will admit I heard people leaving the cinema raving about how ‘truly amazing’ it was. However, for me the whole thing was just rubbish.

A question of ideology?

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The death of over 90 people – mostly teenagers at a Labour party summer camp – at the hands of Anders Behring Breivik in Norway last Friday was in itself an incredibly depressing tragedy, but the reporting and “analysis” offered by much of the media in the aftermath of the massacre added to that depression through farce. In the early stages of reporting, where basic details like the death toll and the number of terrorists had yet to be established, media outlets were already repeating unverified – and, as we now know, false – rumours that the atrocity was the work of radical Islamists. Perhaps the most flamboyant example of this shoddy journalism came from the Sun, who added to their already-substantial tally of disastrously misinformed front-page headlines by branding the incident an “’Al-Qaeda’ Massacre”. That same paper used the opportunity of what it thought was a high-profile Islamist attack to call in that issue’s editorial for the arrest of “Muslim hate preachers” and a continued British presence in Afghanistan. Even if the attacks in Norway had been the work of radical Islam, the link between it and the Sun’s policies would have been extremely controversial. As it was, the Sun’s total lack of concern for any connection between propaganda and reality was elegantly demonstrated by the fact that they didn’t even bother to wait for confirmation that there was any link between Friday’s murders and its own political agenda. Presumably somebody at the paper has realised that Islam in fact had nothing to do with what happened, as the online edition of that same editorial has all references to al-Qaeda removed. The Sun was by no means alone in jumping to politically-loaded and incorrect conclusions – as respected an organ as the Wall Street Journal also blamed “Jihadists” (in another editorial that would be revised after the facts came in).

This kind of mistake is more than just a problem of journalistic standards: it’s also symptomatic of common acceptance of stereotypes that may cross the line into outright Islamophobia. It seems likely that the news organisations who ran articles crying “Jihad” before the facts were in felt secure that their version of events would be confirmed before too long – after all, who else would commit a horror on this scale but Al-Qaeda? It’s worth remembering that the majority of acts of political violence in Europe are perpetrated not by some kind of international Islamic conspiracy, but by various flavours of home-grown terrorist – in particular, by separatist movements or members of the extreme Right. While perhaps less well-represented in popular culture and the collective consciousness than Jihadists, it is very arguably these kinds of murderers who pose the greater material threat to Europeans.

All of which brings us to the political message of Anders Behring Breivik. After Breivik’s identity was revealed, the coverage turned to a discussion of his “motives” in carrying out the attack. Journalists wishing to go down this path were helped by the fact that Behring has published many of his views on the internet. It turns out that he believes an exaggerated version of nearly every cliché in far-right ideology: Europe, for him, is in the grip of a crisis of immigration, with western civilization menaced by the twin spectres of Islam and “Marxism”, the latter of which having apparently seized control of our cultural and governmental institutions. Given the unarguable right-wing tone of these beliefs, it is tempting to use Friday’s events to draw inferences about the effects of right-wing ideology more generally: in particular, that the massacre represents something like the “logical conclusion” of the kind of agenda that might be pushed by such figures and outlets as Glenn Beck, the Daily Mail, Geert Wilders, or whoever. Certainly, this isn’t the first time that right-wing ideology has sanctioned horrible acts. Ibrahim Hewitt, writing for Al Jazeera, tells us that “Right-wing ideology was behind the Holocaust; it has been behind most anti-Semitism and other racism around the world; the notion of Europe’s and Europeans’ racial superiority – giving cultural credibility to the far-right – gave rise to the slave trade and the scramble for Africa leading to untold atrocities against ‘the Other’; ditto in the Middle and Far East.”

Nonetheless, we must be very wary of drawing direct links – explicitly or implicitly – between the violence that has occurred in Norway and any popular political programme. Mainstream right-wingers do not advocate murders of this kind, and while some may believe the views of Glenn Beck or the Daily Mail to be reprehensible, that does not justify the imputation onto these people of even more reprehensible views that they do not hold. And it’s worth pointing out that almost every ideology that has achieved mass popularity has motivated some of its followers to violence – even larger-scale mass murders than the holocaust have been committed in the name of socialism, while left-wing ideals were espoused by such domestic murderers as the Baader-Meinhof Group and the Provisional IRA. Of course, most people who consider themselves left-wing would think it absurd to suggest that they should be associated with these kinds of atrocities – and rightly so. But it is important that the courtesy of being held to account for what you actually advocate, not for everything someone on your “side” of the political “spectrum” does, is extended to everyone. It’s not enough to say that right-wing pundits like Glenn Beck make violence inevitable by creating an atmosphere of millenarianism and paranoia among their viewers – any major critique of society will create that danger to some extent, as it will argue that certain features of the world we live in are in urgent need of change. Anyway, it’s deeply unclear that contemporary discourse has much effect on people’s like Breivik: most of his writings were cribbed from the manifesto of the Unabomber, whose campaign of violence took place in a very different political context (the United States between 1970s and 1990s). It is fairly plausible that the real motivations for mass murder of this kind do not lie in the domain of political theory at all, but rather in the state of mind of the killer, who then chooses (consciously or otherwise) an ideology that best fits their pre-existing violent tendencies.

There is a natural urge, after a horrible event of this kind, to look for answers that are easy to understand. It might well, in a strange way, be comforting to think of Breivik as another enemy in a broader political struggle against the “bad guys”. But drawing quick connections between the killer and some easily identifiable bogeyman was exactly the mistake that the Sun and the Wall Street Journal made. While Breivik purported to be following a political mission, it will require a great deal of evidence that we do not currently have access to about his psychology and influences before we can blame any third party for contributing to what has happened. Until then, we should be very wary of pointing the finger at any political ideology. There are plenty of compelling reasons to oppose the far right in Europe. As it stands, what happened in Norway last week is not one of them.

The NOTW scandal reflects badly on us all

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Blood, sweat, tears- the cataclysmic downfall of NOTW that now seems to be sucking the rest of News International’s reputation down into the black hole with it is playing out like some sort of gladiatorial arena. The horses have bolted, the palace is on fire, and Rebekah Brooks is thrust forward as a human shield whilst the emperor stands quivering behind.

 

Thumbs down. Off with her head. We watch with almost pornographic glee as she incites the hate of the nation, forgetting that most probably, legs clamped in the stocks, bearing the tomatoes slung from all corners of the kingdom whilst Mr Murdoch the first and second hold her hand, she is more useful to them now than she ever was as editor.

 

Meanwhile, the chorus sings of a great tragedy. Two hundred and seventy journalists out of work. A once thriving Whitehall office now so silent you can hear nothing but the wind blowing next to a lone fax machine. The Sun on a Sunday.

 

Choking back tears we watched in disbelief as the current team march nobly out of NOTW headquarters for the last time, (Oh the injustice!) lamenting the good work they have done, all of which has been forgotten (forgotten!) But what about Sarah’s law? The fake sheikh? That time we caught David Beckam with his pants down??? As the travel features writer put it whilst speaking to camera crews outside the headquarters, ”it is a shame to see the back of, if not the best paper in England, the best paper in the world.”

 

This is no tragedy. It is a circus. And if we look a little closer we realise that, amongst the hysteria, the mud slinging, the smug prevarications of Ed Miliband, the tables have in fact turned and it is we who have been caught unawares this time. Perhaps an advantage of living abroad as I currently am is hearing the tut-tutting-I-told-you-so-bloody-brits-and-your-vile-papers attitude from those who’ve got wind of the chaos in our green and supposedly pleasant land. As Tim Stanley put it for The Telegraph, ‘The Brits are as infamous for their gutter press as they are for sexual repression and bad teeth.’

 

Of course for freedom of expression to operate, publications like News of the World and friends must be allowed to exist. The silver lining of brash tabloid exposé is that it keeps checks and balances on those in power. But, as The NOTW saga has shown us, the vital but seedy trade can’t be trusted to keep a check and balance on itself. As much as NOTW holds itself up as a moral vigilante, it is clear that the paper that brought to light, stories which such invaluable benefit to society as ‘Nudist Welfare Man’s Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory’ is all about the buck and less about the bang.

 

So with heads rolling left right and centre, while we look on smugly as kingpins are (quite rightly) being toppled, it is easy to forget that this is not a sorry tale of a few rogue traders. It is the natural conclusion of the weak control system put in place by our government, one whose boundaries have been, and will continue to be endemically squeezed by corporate heavyweights.

 

It should be less of a shock that an editor of a lucrative paper whose practices have been long known to be, if not illegal, certainly objectionable, was paying off policemen et al than the fact that she got away with it for over ten years. It is deeply worrying that James Murdoch was able to essentially shut Gordon Taylor up with £700,000 after his phone had been hacked and that the metropolitan police were too busy to investigate adequately. Perhaps most concerning is that we expected the Press Complaints Commission, funded by a levy drawn from these very commercial publications themselves, to be an adequate watchdog. It is not perhaps a surprise that it was aware of misbehaviour in 2009 and yet failed to act.

 

At every level the paper’s practices slipped through the net. Funny that only now the NOTW has ‘gone toxic’ that politicians have jumped rather gleefully on the bandwagon and dramatic language (reviled, outrage, disgrace) is being bandied about. Ed Miliband in particular is wagging his little finger perhaps a little too triumphantly.

 

Even Tony Blair told us so: ‘Anyone who has been a political leader in the last four decades knows really that there is this huge debate that should take place about the interaction between the media and politics and the media and public life.’ How then did it have to get to this point before a dialogue was opened?

 

If we take a step back from the feeding frenzy, we might well realise that objectively, the criminality of British publications falleth not on their head alone. Britain has indelibly, embarrassingly, been caught with its pants down.

Where Starfish and Octopus talk

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You can’t breathe in here. The air is thick with moving bodies, as limbs jostle for space in the heat, and a fleshy traffic jam of sweating faces clots both entrances to the central street. Life is suffocating in the Balata Refugee Camp.

Twenty-five thousand people are crammed inside just one square kilometre, making Balata the largest refugee camp in the West Bank, but the smallest in area. The camp has a dislocated sense of the temporary locked into permanence. The structures feel strangely awkward, restlessly elbowing each other for room; they are clumsy, grey-bricked giants balancing precariously on the feet of what was only ever intended as a provisional tent village. Balata is the site where temporary tents for refugees in the 1950s unwillingly took root, gradually mutating into a sprawling urban community. These breeze block monsters seem to hover uncertainly, as ready to swell in cemented proportion as to fall into a heap of rubble; as if they were built for today, but know that they must last for tomorrow, and the day after. Here new builds shoulder the bullet-hole-pocked skeletons of destroyed family homes. Opposite the Yafa Volunteers’ Centre, a woman is draping a long rope of white plastic flowers out of a second storey window. She smiles at me watching, beckons, and motions for my Palestinian friend to translate: “She thinks this looks funny! Tell her that this is not my home, this will never be home. But right now, it has to be. So I put out the flowers, I smile, and I pretend the sun is shining”. In fact, most of the sunlight in the camp is pretend. Rays do not reach the ground in much of Balata’s dingy labyrinth, meaning residents often have to burn electric lights around the clock. As Balata’s population increases, the buildings grow higher and higher, blocking out more and more sunlight. Several generations live together in a few rooms, haphazardly stacked on top of one another, where many of the connecting allies are so narrow that you have to turn sideways to walk down them.

Up in the hill-top town of Sebastia, the wild flowers are in bloom. Goats wade through the frothy gorges of yellow that submerge remains of a Roman amphitheatre. I eat a paper-bag of fresh green almonds, furry pod giving way to sour pearly flesh, and look out upon the folding valley patched with olive groves. The mountain air is a world away from the breathlessness of Balata. Figs swell, larks sing, olives ripen, but down below in the camp, no grass grows. Ahmed Walwil, a resident and a volunteer, talks to me about the claustrophobia of Balata: “Living in the camp is like this, see”, he says, making a ring shaped gesture with his fingers, “there is nowhere to build, nowhere to go, nowhere to leave to. For many people, the camp is all there is. It’s prison.” The prospects for Balata’s children are severely limited. Alongside the piles of uncollected refuse in the street, there is a terrible sense of wasting youth. With seventy percent of the camp’s population under the age of eighteen, the narrow streets buzz with youthful chatter, but, right now, these children seem destined to a cycle of poverty and unemployment. With classrooms overflowing, it is difficult to motivate children who know they have little chance of finding a job. Nablus is a city gripped in a tight stranglehold of Israeli checkpoints, and while the economy suffocates, the demand for paid work has plummeted. In the Yafa Centre, a small boy asked me where I was from. When I told him I was from Manchester, he asked me if that was somewhere inside or outside the Hawara Checkpoint. Most of these children never leave Balata.

From the heights of Mt. Ebal, you can see the sea. I sit on my rocky perch and look out toward the distant blue smudge of the Mediterranean that hems the Israeli coast. When the wind is strong, you can even taste saltiness on the air. Despite its proximity to Nablus, the children of Balata have never been to the sea. As I walk around the Yafa Centre, I notice that the fantasy of the ocean clearly plays an important role in the imaginative consciousness of the kids. There are children’s paintings of figures standing in waves all over the walls. One of the volunteers shows me a short animation film produced by a local primary school class. It is called “La Vie Sous La Mer”, and is a glittery dreamscape of rippling turquoise water, where Palestinian starfish and Israeli octopus talk. In the children’s underwater kingdom, there is a wall which divides the sea into two halves, separating two enemies who were once brothers. In the final sequence, the wall disintegrates, and the two tribes of fish live together in technicolour harmony. Unfortunately, the physical barrier of the West Bank cannot be bypassed as easily, and the solid eight metres of apartheid wall is impermeable for any normal Palestinian. But these mental transgressions are what Balata children need. Escapism is an essential part of a childhood where violence and killing are routine. Ahmed explains how many of the children in the camp have severe psychological trauma from the bloodshed they have seen. Just a few years ago, these children were pushing past tanks and climbing over bodies to get to school.

Life in Balata is about resistance. The people here will not be broken. Balata has a long history of insurrection: both intifadas were initiated by activist groups within the camp, and a strong spirit of defiance remains integral to the collective psyche. As the sun sets, gangs of shabab loiter on the streets, flicking cigarettes and fiddling with camera phones. These young men are eager to display their scars. One boy turns around and lifts his jumper, revealing a shiny patch of white scar tissue, horribly puckered and twisted, at the base of his back. This boy was fourteen when he was shot, hit by an Israeli sniper for throwing stones at an IDF jeep. For the residents of Balata, scars are the physical marks of resilience. They are badges of endurance, sported by young men like grisly medals of honour. Self-sacrifice is a key signifier in contemporary Palestinian identity, where heroic self-immolation and a readiness for martyrdom have become a powerful national metonymy.

A walk down Martyrs’ Road in the camp is a surreal experience. The walls are covered with sunbleached paper faces, the pale, defiant images of young boys toting massive AK47s. Their names are graffitied in the colours of the Palestinian flag throughout the camp, while the airbrushed glow of their pallid faces hangs on chains from the necks of friends and relatives. A mother stands, cross-armed, in front of one memorial, a white marble slab wreathed with plastic roses, for Noor Faris Njem, shot in the head as he peered round a wall. “This is my son”, she says, pointing at the gold-framed face of a fourteen year old boy. I ask her if she feels sad when she comes here, and her response is resolutely “No, the Israelis took three of my sons, I have no more tears left. I have nothing” Her face hardens, and she says, “we don’t mourn for them because they are in heaven with God. We don’t cry for them because they are not dead but in paradise”. In Palestine there is a fundamental principle of collectivity; there are communal tragedies and communal triumphs, and the lost sons of Balata embody both. The community here is an extreme example of this national togetherness, they share the common goal of independence, and they can never lose faith in it, because, as the bereaved mother of Noor Faris Njem said to me, “without Palestine, there is nothing”.

A culture of chaos

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Ronan Keating once said, ‘Life is a rollercoaster’. He had clearly been to Nepal. It’s certainly a country of extremes where the unnerving serenity of the mountains is matched by the incessant noise and choking fumes of the Kathmandu streets. So here is my guide to the cultural highlights of this brilliant country. As a Nepali told me, ‘Nepal is chaos, but no one’s killing each other’.

Nepalese food, for starters, is an absolute dream. Unless, of course, you don’t like curry. Highlights include Nepali tea – lightly spiced and heavily sugared – and ‘momos’, which are golden fried pastry packets of joy, in vegetable or chicken form. As well as this, most nights we’re presented with what can only be described as multi-coloured prawn crackers without the prawn, in the shape of flowers; various breads; dahl; and unending quantities of rice. Of course, the highs of curry are sometimes followed by that classic dodgy tummy and long-drop loo combo… Definitely a rite of passage for every traveller in Nepal. On the topic of hygiene, the shower where we’re staying definitely enjoys a carefree attitude to its function in life. It could perhaps be more accurately described as an infrequent dribble. A bucket and a packet of baby wipes are really all you need. Other than that, I will be forever glad that I learnt to french plait at an early age.

The transport system (system in the loosest sense of the word) for one thing, is incredible. As many people as physically possible, or improbable, are shoved into a tuk tuk for a journey that costs about 13p. The tuk tuk’s somewhat jovial name is perhaps quite enlightening; hinting at the fact that it is pretty much a bigger version of a toy car. To be fair, paying 13p to bounce along the pot-holed highway in a tin truck seems like a far better deal than spending 4 pounds for a dirty smelly tube journey with a drunk on one side and trance music tinnily emanating from someone’s headphones on the other. By day three, we’d beaten the Nepalese at their own game by hailing a taxi, haggling the fare down to 300 rupees, and packing in 6 of us, plus the driver. Of course, it was hugely uncomfortable but definitely felt like a massively successful cultural experience.

Kathmandu and the nearby cities of Laltitpur and Balkamari are each home to a Durbar Square – packed full of dominating geometric temples, intricate Newari architecture and shrines upon shrines upon shrines. However, upon these ancient places of religious worship there are some pretty fruity carvings to be found. There are two elephants in the missionary position (if not utterly impossile, surely at least rather unlikely?); other acrobatics of both human and animal kind; and, my personal favourite, a carving that depicts a woman bending down to wash her hair while her lover enjoys himself from behind. In another, a woman cooks dinner whilst giving her man friend a good time. Yeah, I hear ya sisters. Of course, the mature and cultured thing to do would be to muse upon the fact that, in many ways, the creation of art is an erotic act in itself. Alternatively, some of us just zoom in on all the rude bits, make a facebook album and wait for the likes to come rolling in. Incidentally, whilst chatting to our guide about differing cultural attitudes to sex, he remarked that ‘We are quite strict here. There is absolutely no sex allowed with children or animals’.

‘What more could there possibly be to experience?’ I hear you ask. Well, this intrepid traveller intends to get her chi fully out of whack and relive the heydays of Duke of Edinburgh trips with a trek along the Annapurna mountain trail, if only to realign it all in a three-day yoga course. Other plans involve obtaining as much wannabe Gap Yah bling as possible, trying to get a gurkha knife through customs and potentially getting a tattoo in sanskrit merely for some parental, arrival gate based drama. See kids, culture can be fun.

What’s it like to be a bee?

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Do bees have feelings? What would that mean? And if they do have feelings, how should we treat them?

Do we have a moral obligation toward insects?

Honeybees “exhibit pessimism” according to a recent study published in Current Biology, and summarized in Wired Science. The Wired headline, “Honeybees might have emotions”, these choice clippings, “You can’t be pessimistic if you don’t have an inner life” and, “invertebrates like bees aren’t typically thought of as having human-like emotions” all imply, of course, that these invertebrates have been shown to have them.

Inner life? Human-like emotions?

From an ethics standpoint, questions like these make a big difference. As Sam Harris has recently argued, morality is all about the well-being of conscious creatures—that is, creatures with inner life, felt emotions, or “qualia” to use the philosophers’ term. Humans are a paradigm example of qualia-possessing beings, and most of us would agree that there are certain ways we should (and shouldn’t) treat each other, based primarily on the principle that it’s bad to cause unnecessary suffering. Why is it bad? Because suffering hurts—it feels bad, subjectively—and it would be supremely selfish for any of us to avoid suffering only for ourselves.

Why shouldn’t we be selfish, you ask? Good question, but not right now, Johnny.

Ethicists like Peter Singer have done a lot of work to get us thinking about the suffering of non-human animals, and have urged that we have a moral responsibility not to harm them. That is, we have a responsibility to extend the “do no harm” principle beyond the realm of homo sapiens. This feels intuitively right when it comes to the family dog or cat; and it’s certainly no surprise that many vegetarians come from the ranks of former meat-eaters who read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle. Cleary other animals feel pain, and we shouldn’t inflict it on them willy-nilly. Maybe we shouldn’t inflict it at all.

But bees? Those stinging little buggers from the garden? Who cares?

Well, let’s not raise the morality alarm just yet. First we should take a more detailed look at the bee experiment, due to Melissa Bateson and Jeri Wright from Newcastle University, to see what it actually involved, and what it can reasonably be taken to show.

Here’s what they did. The researchers trained a handful of worker bees—strapped in little tiny bee-harnesses, by the way—to associate a certain distinctive odour (call it odour A) with a reward, namely a lick of sugar. In addition, they trained those same bees to associate a certain different odor (call it odor B) with punishment: a lick of quinine, which tastes bitter and unpleasant. Spray the odor, give the sugar or quinine, rinse and repeat. It’s “Pavlov’s Dog” for bees. The actual behavior they looked at—to measure the “association”—was the extension or retraction of mouthparts. Pushing mouthparts outward showed the bee was reaching for an anticipated reward; pulling mouthparts inward meant it was avoiding anticipated punishment.

After this training session, the researchers took half of the bees and shook them for 60 seconds (leaving the other half alone) and then exposed both groups to some odours that were gradient between odour A and odour B.

Shaking is stressful for bees, as it can signal an attack by a predator.

They found that the all-shook-up bees were more likely to associate the in-between odours with punishment compared to reward. That is, they were more likely to retract their mouthparts when faced with the ambiguous smells than they were to extend them.

This pattern of behaviour can pretty fairly be called a bias, and the agitated bees clearly exhibited it, when compared to their undisturbed counterparts, to a statistically significant degree.

That’s a pretty interesting finding, and it tells us something about how bees respond to ambiguous stimuli after they’ve been rattled around a bit. Maybe it’s an evolved survival strategy with a logic something like this: When you’re in a dangerous or stressful situation, it’s best to play it safe when it comes to (possible) poison. OK—so far so good.

But what is all this talk about human-like emotions and inner life? Are we supposed to bee-lieve (sorry) that the jangled-up insects subjectively felt pessimistic—or maybe even depressed? Are bees “conscious” in the way that humans are?

Not necessarily. I think there’s some confusion going on about the word “emotion” – and I’ll explain what this confusion is in just a moment. First, though, let’s take a closer look at the scientists’ argument, in particular their reasons for suggesting that bees may have emotions.

Step one: Human beings sometimes show “pessimistic” cognitive biases, as when a depressed person sees a frown in a neutral expression.

Step two: We know that these cognitive biases correlate with certain felt emotions in humans—like the sad feeling that comes with depression—as well as with certain chemical and physiological signals that can be measured objectively.

Step three: Human beings have a really handy self-report tool—language—which they can use to tell other human beings about their internal states. In addition, each of us knows, from our own experience, what it feels like to be in a state like sadness, and we assume that others feel that way when they tell us, “I’m feeling blue.” Other animals, and insects like bees, don’t have this nice language tool, so we’re stuck using the “objective” measures only when trying to decide what’s going on inside their heads.

Step four: Other animals, and now insects like bees, have been shown to exhibit the following things: (1) pessimistic cognitive biases (as shown through their behavior), and (2) some of the chemical and physiological signals that correlate with felt, subjective emotions (like sadness) in humans. (I didn’t tell you about this part, but the researchers took a separate group of bees, shook them up, and extracted chemical samples to prove the point.)

Step five: Given that the bees show the very same type of behavior (as well as the same chemical markers) that humans show when they experience certain emotions, shouldn’t we suppose that bees experience those emotions, too?

What do you think?

I’m not totally convinced. Here’s where I’ll tease out the confusion about the word “emotion” because it will help me explain why not. “Emotion” can refer to any number of things, but there are at least a couple of major senses of the term as it applies to human beings. On the one hand, “emotion” can refer to certain brain processes and physiological states of arousal that are triggered by stimuli and which guide behavior—a sort of “brain-level” or unconscious sense of emotion, and the sort we can measure “objectively” in ourselves and other animals. On the other hand, it can refer to that first-personal, private, subjective, self-reportable feeling people have when their brains and bodies are going through those processes and states.

It should be pretty easy to believe that bees have emotions of the first kind. But to call those emotions “human-like” assumes that the first sense always goes together with the second sense, as it seems to do in humans. But why should we think it does?

To be fair to the scientists, they were careful to address this point in the original Current Biology article:

“Although our results do not allow us to make any claims about the presence of negative subjective feelings in honeybees, they call into question how we identify emotions in any nonhuman animal.”

So what does all of this mean for morality? In the case of humans, we think it’s wrong to cause needless pain, in large part because we know, from our own, first-person experience, what it’s like to feel pain. And we sense that there is something unfair about wishing that felt experience on someone else—specifically someone else capable of subjectively having those very same sort of feelings. It’s not that we want to avoid triggering certain brain states in our fellow humans; we want to avoid triggering the way those brain states feel to them.

To extend this reasoning to bees, then, we’ll have to make up our minds about the relationship between objective “brain states” and subjective, felt experience in the case of other animals and insects. I haven’t made up my mind yet—at least when it comes to bees. Have you?

 

Originally published at Practical Ethics:  http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2011/06/what-is-it-like-to-be-a-bee/

Cycling from Halifax to Heidelberg

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I decided I didn’t want to begin my year abroad in an airport. So instead of travelling by plane, I’m going to bike to Germany: cycling just shy of 1,000km. I’ll start from my home town, ride across Yorkshire to Hull and the North Sea. After an overnight ferry, I’ll head up the Rhine from Rotterdam to Heidelberg. I hope to manage it in nine days.

I’m setting off tomorrow.

The trip is in aid of SCI, a charity that combats neglected tropical diseases, reckoned to be a ‘best buy’ according to the World Health Organisation: donations make a big impact.

You can follow my progress here on www.cherwell.org, and on my blog. You can sponsor me at www.charitygiving.co.uk/jameshutton.

Banter and Posthumousness

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A semi-autobiographical black comedy of academic life, abusive friendship, and rising damp, Lars Iyer’s debut novel Spurious came out earlier this year, to critical praise – including in these pages. Distracting Iyer from his day-job as a philosophy lecturer at Newcastle University, and from writing the follow-up, Dogma, we asked him some questions:

 One of the striking things about Spurious to me is the lack of superfluous detail (and characters!). It makes Lars’ life seem very thin. Is that how your memory works, or just how your writing works?

I think Spurious is largely made up of superfluous detail! The conversations between W. and Lars are, to me, examples of pure superfluity, pure excess. In one sense, Lars may seem to be a thin character: we hear little about the main events of his life. But we hear a great deal of the banter and conversational back and forth that constitutes Lars’s friendship with W. and that takes place in the dead time of their travels.

Much of the life of our friendships depends on enduring dead time together. This is why our memories of friendships at school are so vivid. All those boring lessons! All those transitional moments between class or during lunchbreaks. The long summer holidays, in which time seemed to stretch out endlessly… What we had in common was passing time together, when we had nothing in particular to do.

The big events of our life – bereavements and divorce, romance and career changes – take place against a background of apparently non-eventful banter and chat. But this apparent non-eventfulness can be extremely inventive. Forced to pass the time together, you come up with all kinds of nonsense, it is true; but some of it has real comic value.

I want to remember the kind of relationship, the kind of friendship, that seems to exceed and even precede any particular characteristic or contribution of those involved. In such friendship, your life alone is not of great interest; it is rather what happens when you are together as friends that is worth remembering. As such, the Lars of Spurious is not so much a thin character as one term of a relationship which is the real subject of the novel. It is the relationship, the friendship, which is, as it were, thick.

 How much has the success (does it feel successful to you?) of the book changed your life, and will that appear in the sequel? Will Lars have written this book? What will W think? What does the real version of W think of Spurious? Have many of your other colleagues read it? Your students?

To have a novel published at all is a success. If it is not self-published, it means your work has been positively valued by an independent authority. Am I mad to think what I’m doing is worthwhile?, you say to yourself as you submit your novel. You are not mad, says the publisher who puts it out. And now you are a novelist; you can call yourself that without shame. You’re a legitimate part of what William Burroughs called ‘the Shakespeare squadron’, even if you’re its most humble foot-soldier. That, I think, changes your life.

But the publication of Spurious, as well as its positive reception, is not something I intend to become part of the fictional world of the W. and I trilogy. Harvey Pekar, in the originalAmerican Splendour comics, is wonderful on the effects their publication had on his life. But even if my novel is, as I said elsewhere, ‘an autobiography written as it’s happening’ – a phrase I borrowed from Pekar – it is only a partial one. Lars, the character, will not have written Spurious in the sequels.

What does the real W. think of the novel? I think he is amused, which he always was by the posts on the blog. As for colleagues and students, I don’t know of anyone who’s read it. Academics tend not to read each others’ work; students have other things to do with their time. 

 What direction is your academic work going in? Is it influenced by writing the book much? Kafka, Cioran, Rosenzweig, Cohen – do these figure as much in the academic work as they do in the book?

My academic work, such as it is, continues in the same direction it always has. I specialise in the thought of various figures within so-called continental philosophy, writing and publishing on the thought of Maurice Blanchot in particular. As a lecturer, I have always taught a wide variety of things. But Cioran, Rosenzweig, Cohen and other figures are not thinkers on whose work I have published or taught, and Kafka I have approached only indirectly, in writing about Blanchot.

What these figures have in common is that they are totemic; their names convey the ambience of a vanished world, in which philosophy, writing, formed a much greater cultural role. It was a world of disaffected writer-heroes, flouting conventions of taste and resisting the temptations of the market – a world of intransigence and opposition in which intellectuals like Kafka and Rosenzweig mattered. Spurious laughs blackly at how removed such figures seem from our world.

Literature has a kind of prestige today, it is true, but it is a fading one. The big books of our day are a kind of kitsch, and the pose of authors – serious authors – is laughable. The game’s up! The party’s over! Literature is like an ox-bow lake silting up in the sun. The river of culture has meandered elsewhere. But that’s not to say that there may not be another kind of writing, a post-literature literature, full of black laughter and a sense of its own posthumousness …

I would not say the same of philosophy. Its case is more complex. On the one hand, the discipline has become specialized over the last few decades, retreating to the academy. On the other, many philosophers – most notably, of the ‘continental’ tradition – have become extremely influential, such that any humanities student is likely to come into contact with their ideas. With the vast expansion of higher education in the UK, the ideas in question have been distributed very widely. 

 Was writing the novel a good way of doing philosophy – or is it something totally different? What’s the use of novels – and what’s the use of works of philosophy?

I don’t regard writing the novel as a way of doing philosophy at all. Spurious only toys with certain philosophical ideas. As with the blog on which the novel was based, it was a relief to depart from the norms of academic writing. As with the blog, I wasn’t quite sure what I was doing, pushing myself, as it were, from the riverbank of academic security without knowing if any channel might catch me.

The use of novels? I rather like what Ferdinand says in Godard’s Pierrot Le Fou: ‘I’ve found an idea for a novel. No longer to write about people’s lives … but only about life, life itself. What goes on between people, in space … like sound and colours. That would be something worthwhile. Joyce tried, but one must be able, ought to be able, to do better.’

Life itself, as Ferdinand sums it up, I think of as the inconsequential, the incidental, as the froth of popping bubbles left by waves on a beach. I think of friendships again – of the play of conversation, of banter. I think of the dead time in which friends say nothing in particular. I think of fruitless journeys and failed encounters. I think of every kind of disappointment.

The novel is elastic enough a form to let such ‘sound and colours’ speak. To remember ‘what goes on between people’. And it is, by virtue of its length, its open-endedness, peculiarly suited for doing so.

I should add that Spurious and its sequels have a valedictory feel. W. and Lars live in a world threatened by financial and climatic collapse, and utterly indifferent to the ideas that are precious to them. Their comic exchanges take place within a context that cannot even be called tragic; it’s beyond that. These are the end of times, the last days… The use of the novel might be to bear witness to ‘life, life itself’, as it approaches the condition of its end.

What is the use of philosophy? Magicians distract our attention by indirection, to accomplish their tricks. Capitalism does the same, as does our liberal democracy. Philosophy should redirect our attention and show us the trick, recalling us to what matters most.

Like taking candy from a baby

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 If you have a pet rabbit and it escapes from its hutch, who’s to blame? Sure, you might be annoyed with the animal for causing you the inconvenience of an arduous and wheezy chase, but when you come to pass judgement on the episode, it’s usually your own failure to lock the damn thing that led to your bothersome leporine woes.

The point is, when you take away societal morals, inhibitions and other manufactured constraints, humans are just animals, and crafty ones at that. From the youngest of ages, children look for ways to exploit the rules their parents impose on them, and it takes an attentive eye to ensure that a small hand stays away from the proverbial cookie jar. What our nation is currently experiencing is an overblown ballyhoo of rampant outrage aimed at a group of journalists who worked out a way to consistently grab the rich tea of the telecommunications world – personal voicemails.

Don’t get me wrong; I most certainly don’t condone the actions of any of the journalists implicated in these crimes. I am however amazed that so few people are asking why the voicemails under question were not protected a little more securely. A while back, there was a furore when a Twitter employee’s emails were accessed through a flaw in the security system of Gmail’s “forgotten password” service. While people largely disagreed with the actions of the hacker from a moral and legal standpoint, fingers were ultimately pointed in the direction of Google for not having stricter security measures.

Emails are (generally) thoughtfully composed and briefly checked over before they are sent, whereas people rarely use the re-record feature on voicemail to airbrush their aural liaisons, and who would think twice about divulging a few personal details over voicemail? It seems slightly more… private, almost transient, while an email can be drudged up from the murky depths of cyberspace to burn an acrid hole in our reputation years later. Except we now know that voicemails aren’t quite as innocuous as we once thought they were.

Therefore, surely, oughtn’t voicemails to be even more strongly protected than emails? Before 2006, voicemail hacking was a laughably elementary affair, with the would-be-hacker simply having to call up the remote access number prescribed by the mobile network the victim used, then enter a PIN code to begin purloining voicemails. “Ah, but there’s a security code, it must be safe” I hear you object – unfortunately the “security” code issued to each customer was a standard 4-digit code such as 0000, and it was up to the user to customise this, a small and easy task that almost no one deigned worthy of their attention. It makes it seem almost flattering to call these criminal journalists “hackers”. 

Could you imagine the uproar if banks decided to issue debit cards with a standard PIN of 0000? No one in their right mind would consider that to be a valid security method, and certainly not for the personal voicemails of millions of customers. Nowadays customers are forced to choose a PIN of their own before they can access their voicemails, but this leads to the ever-predictable British public using diabolical cyphers such as their birthday, or their wedding anniversary. Much safer, I’m sure you’d agree… It is easy to see how this phone “hacking” scandal developed.

Recently the Sony Playstation Network, a service that allows gamers to purchase digital products and play other gamers online, was hacked into and the personal details of millions of users were stolen, including home addresses, phone numbers and credit card details. This was a massive scandal with huge legal implications for Sony and fingers were immediately pointed, but news of the hackers fizzled out pretty fast. As usual, the media went after the easy target and focused importunately on Sony’s failure to protect the details of their users, and quite rightly so.

Today we are confronted with a similar case. While in the Sony affair the media decided to focus on blaming those on the receiving end of the attack,  today the media is overwhelmingly preoccupied with the naming and shaming of anyone remotely implicated in the News of the World phone hacking. The media is for once focusing almost exclusively on the actions of the hackers.

Now after the resignations of Coulson, Brooks, Yates, Stephenson and a slew of reporters, people linked to the scandal are dropping faster than News Corporation’s share price, and people are starting to tire of all the remonstration. It is time to consider what the lasting effects of this overblown debacle will be. For one, the media will be brought to account more closely for their actions, and I don’t think that this is altogether a bad thing. The modern media has become overgrown and certainly needs some pruning, but this is true of almost any organisation – given long enough people are bound to bend and break the rules, and when this happens the time is right for a reassessment of those rules to ensure that standards and morals remain high. 

Similarly, I think the whole affair provides everyone, in particular those in the public eye, with a poignant reminder that in a rapidly developing world of technology, our personal information is increasingly available for the seasoned would-be-hacker. MPs will become more guarded with their private correspondences, but in the long term will anyone’s behaviour realistically change?

I think not. After all, it’s human nature to search for loopholes and exploit them. The unfortunate short term side effect of the incident is that we’ll have to listen to a litany of pseudo-moral debate in parliament about who-did-what-and-hired-who-and-probably-wasn’t-really-that-involved-in-the-scandal-but-you-never-know-they-might’ve-been. For goodness sake let’s just get on with sorting out who’s to blame and stop acting like we never knew newspapers sometimes flouted legality to get the killer scoop. The problem is that we won’t, and we never will. Because everybody loves a scandal.

Review: Within and Without

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The release of Within and Without is significant in that it is one of only a handful of albums of the chillwave genre to be released on a major indie label (Sub Pop) and not sold via artist-to-fan websites such as Bandcamp or as a limited pressing. Within and Without sees Ernest Greene (creator of Washed Out) emerging from his bedroom, leaving behind the DIY ethos of EPs Life of Leisure and High Times, both released in 2009, and moving to a more orchestral and cinematic scale of sound whilst still retaining the synths and simple lyrical repetitions which are characteristic of chillwave. The result is a cohesive album which soars richly from moments of extreme simplicity like the title track, which features only a vocal line and a beat, to moments of thickly layered instrumentation such as on the album’s opener ‘Eyes Be Closed’, which builds up a soundscape based upon its overlaid synth lines.

The potential problem with the chillwave genre is that it can often drift by the listener without making a lasting impact. It is very easy for the gently lilting music and reverberating lyrics to fall into the pit that is background music. Happily, however, Within and Without mostly avoids this fate by virtue of its melodic strength and non-indulgent song length (only a couple straying over the five minute mark), revealing instead its pop foundations that sustain the listener’s interest throughout. The best moments occur on songs such as ‘Amor Fati’ and ‘You and I’, where Greene’s lyrics break through the haze of synths and assert themselves and their melody at the forefront of the track. Moments like these are fleeting in the album and, whilst Within and Without is a step forward for Greene, it is more of a stepping-stone than a final destination.