Tuesday 23rd June 2026
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Pembroke JCR debates morning after pill

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For the second year in a row, Pembroke JCR debated a motion concerning its morning-after Pill reimbursement policy.

Proposed by Annie Smith and seconded by Kris Blake, the motion resolved to “reimburse only half the cost of the morning-after pill, £13, rather than the full £26”. It opined that “a small fortune is being spent by the JCR reimbursing the morning-after pill (over £350 at the last count)”, yet it is free from the Alec Turnbull clinic in Cowley.

The aim of the motion was to encourage people to take advantage of these routes – saving the JCR considerable sums – whilst still supporting the best interests of its members. For example, the full £26 would be reimbursed on a Sunday when “it is harder to get it for free”.

The motion failed, after strong feelings were voiced in the debate. One student felt that it was imperative to reject this motion because “I don’t think we should be cutting such an important welfare service.”

Another student supported the motion, saying “I don’t think it’s a bad thing to make people go to their GP… We already provide condoms”.

One undergraduate alleged that that “it’s not fair for the JCR to pick up on at-risk behaviour.”

David White, JCR president of Pembroke, stated, “It was also made clear that the committee held a neutral position concerning the motion and would be happy to proceed either way.”

He emphasised that the motion was intended only to highlight to the JCR this provision for its members, and “not at all to say whether the use of the morning after pill was right or wrong”.

White also commented, “Pembroke JCR is proud and able to support welfare through the full reimbursement of the morning after pill and will continue to do so in full.”

Annie Smith, who proposed the motion, told Cherwell, “I was pretty neutral about the motion, and I didn’t really mind whether it passed or not; the same can be said about the Male Welfare Officer, the Women’s Rep, Treasurers and President.”

She also denied that the motion had been proposed with a financial incentive. She stated, “With a flexible welfare budget and a financially secure JCR, this motion really was not motivated by concerns about money, however the incentive argument was one of the main things considered by the JCR.” 

Rebecca Henshaw, a Pembroke student, commented, “Whilst it is a vital service, as accidents do happen, I think the decision was less intended to start charging for the morning after pill and more to encourage students to perhaps think twice about prevention.”

Assassination fever grips Pembroke

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130 Pembroke students are currently involved in Oxford University’s biggest game of Assassins.

The game, which has taken nearly two months to set up and will be played out until 7th week, involves all participants being given another student as a secret target that they have to ‘assassinate’ with the help of a sock ball.

Once students have dispatched their allocated target they must then try to
assassinate their original victim’s target until there is only one assassin standing.

The so-called ‘Guildmaster’ of the Assassins has also offered a cash prize of £50 and an honoured place in the Assassins guild for the last man standing. 

There will be another three rounds held between 3rd and 5th week, also with cash prizes, allowing students who are not particularly skilled at the game to have another try and those with exams to get involved later.

The latest rounds of Assassins follows on from a game held in Trinity last year, organised by the then rusticated Dan Pennington, who was able to give Cherwell an insight into the scenes we might be seeing later this term. Last year’s efforts produced examples of amazing Oxford ingenuity, with one student jumping off a punt onto the banks of the Cherwell in order to assassinate his unassuming victim, who was out jogging.

However, the game also appears to strain friendships, and any would-be winner must start to develop a healthy level of paranoia if they are to survive, as supposed best friends sell-out secret knocks and trust in an effort to win. 

Tensions are running high. Third-year and veteran of Pembroke’s two previous games of Assassins, Caspar Donnison, said, “The game has got off to a fantastic start.” He also noted that, perhaps counter-intuitively, the game is proving “a good choice for my revision” as the library, along with other non-residential parts of college ware ‘safe zones’.

He also spoke of narrowly avoiding a recent assassination attempt and his own use of a Fresher called “the information guy” to get closer to his target.

If staying alive and knowing who to trust wasn’t confusing enough, the air of mystery surrounding the game has increased as the Guildmaster has apparently been captured, requiring new assassins to fight to regain their
leader, a narrative that an insider has told Cherwell will be developed “over the course of the term and over several JCR meetings before the explosive finale at the end of 7th week.

Keble trials anonymous voting

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Keble JCR trialled anonymous voting at its meeting on 28th March following a referendum held the previous week.

The motion in question concerned the Talbot Fund which would call for Keble Students to donate at the end of their time in college into a fund that is designed to help the extra-curricular activities of future students. It was agreed prior to the meeting that this motion would be voted on anonymously.

In a speech made at the meeting Andrew Paine, who proposed the motion the refereendum that led to the new voting system, said, “Anonymous voting is a very common thing in a democratic organisation, as voting shouldn’t be susceptible to peer pressure. There is a tendency for this to happen in the JCR meetings, such as in the Israel debate.”

The reaction in the JCR was mixed, with Oliver Robinson, the Welfare Officer Elect, stating, “The intention behind the system is good, but the practicalities outweigh its benefits.”

Emma Brand, an English student, said, “Cutting up bits of card for voting slips seems like a waste of time and paper.”

Aakash Khanijau, a student at Jesus College, where anonymous voting is not used, echoed James Davies when he said, “What’s the point? It’s just a JCR meeting; everything gets passed anyway.”

Coup stag-ed against Hertford motion

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A Hertford JCR motion to mandate the JCR President Hugh Baker to get a stag, the animal featured on the college crest, tattooed on his body was proposed and defeated at a Hertford JCR meeting.

The motion was proposed and discussed at Hertford JCR meeting last week by Omer Sheikh Mohamed and Tom Adams. It cited claims made in Hugh’s election manifesto about the possibility of being emblazoned with a stag tattoo. Had it passed, the motion would have had the JCR note “that a tattoo is a form of self-expression and that Hugh acts as the living embodiment of the JCR”.

It observed that “the current political climate is one built on broken promises and that the JCR should act as an example to parliament on how to hold its elected officials accountable.”

The JCR would have voted on a selection of tattoos, and seen a recording of the process but the body part to be tattooed was left up to Hugh’s discretion.

After various amendments that included mandating the proposer to get a Henna tattoo every week for the duration of his degree, the motion was eventually vetoed on welfare grounds.

Hugh was relieved with the outcome. He told Cherwell, “I wouldn’t say I’m disappointed that the motion didn’t pass, although had it not been vetoed I would of course, without a doubt, have upheld the utterly complete binding mandate that would have been placed upon me in order to maintain the honour of the JCR.”

Tom Harrison, from Hertford, said that if the motion were to apply to every new president, it would be a good way of identifying “those who aren’t truly committed to the Hertford cause.”

Imogen Beecroft, an English finalist at Hertford expressed her dismay at the result. She stated, “Oh deer. What a doe-lful ending to a staggering motion. I can’t believe Hertford chose to pass the buck on this one, it makes us look quite be-hind as a JCR really. It would have been a great way of rein-ing in the President, who really is a deer.”

Mr Nice comes to Balliol

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Former Balliolite Howard Marks, an international drug kingpin in the 1980s, gave a speech at Balliol’s Holywell Manor Festival last Saturday. Marks was jailed in the U.S. from 1988 to 1995, and subsequently penned his autobiography “Mr Nice”.

In his speech, Marks argued for the legalisation of marijuana on the grounds that it is already freely available, and that the only significant effect of its legalisation would be to reduce crime. Marks further claimed that alcohol is a more addictive substance than marijuana.

After his speech Marks went down the Balliol bar, regaling with stories of his puckish antics, and later pointing out the spot in Back Quad where he first tried acid.

Marks read Physics at Balliol, and matriculated in 1964.

First year Balliol Japanologist Lottie Dodd praised Marks as “the coolest alumnus Balliol has ever seen”.

Lincoln bar to close on Saturdays

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At this week’s meeting, Lincoln JCR President Arthur Wakeley explained to students that the move was intended to decrease the working hours of its manager Simon Faulkner.

According to an email sent to Lincoln JCR and MCR members, “From now on, Deep Hall won’t ordinarily be open on Saturday evenings – the exception to this is if there is a specific pre-arranged event”.

The move comes as Lincoln College plans to limit the selection of warm food available at Deep Hall, in an effort to curtail lunchtime queues and improve efficiency.

It is understood that most Lincoln students are happy with the changes. One student, who wished to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “The decision to close Deep Hall on Saturday is very fair and understood to be so by all members of college as our bar was previously open for food and drink between 9:30 and 11 seven days a week”.

She continued, “We all understand that these were incredibly long hours and therefore are happy to sacrifice Saturday nights in order to give our bar manager a well deserved day off.”

Lincoln’s bar is known as the ‘Deep Hall’, and is considered by many Lincoln students to be one of the best college bars in Oxford. One student commented, “The atmosphere in Deep Hall is always welcoming and you can generally find people in there from both the MCR and JCR, whether having a morning coffee or an evening drink”.

Review: Noah and the Whale – Heart of Nowhere

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

Noah and the Whale return with fourth LP Heart of Nowhere and some of the infectious tweed-pop that we’ve come to expect from the Twickenham five-piece. A more straightforward rock approach was shown during Last Night On Earth with highlights including the radio-friendly ‘L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.’ In Heart of Nowhere, however, there is a return to the musical style shown on the second album The First Days of Spring, released in 2009, with the opening ‘Instrumental’ and looser acoustic-feel of tracks such as the closing number ‘Not Too Late’.

Noah have always been a band associated with the summer, and the feel-good vibes associated with this period with infectious melodies a many and complimentary arrangements to suit. The meticulous string parts, in particular, remain an integral part of the band’s make-up, reappearing in the title track and others such as ‘Lifetime’. The impact of the last album with its ‘rocky’ influences can still be felt with tracks such as recent single ‘There Will Come A Time’ and the similarly euphoric ‘All Through The Night’, which will no doubt complement their preexisting set of crowd-shifters during an announced European tour which includes a set at Liverpool’s Soundcity this weekend and a month-long residency at the Palace theatre, London, this May.

With this broad back catalogue of influences, the band’s new album doesn’t so much represent a progression from their previous offerings but a merging and blending of preexisting styles into a sort of poprock-folk hybrid which is entirely unique and associative with the band. There is no doubt that Noah have musically matured but, luckily, they have somehow managed to maintain a sense of rawness and naïvety which made their initial offerings so hummably exciting, and this new one equally so.

Track to download: All Through the Night

 

The Cherwell Profile: Nate Silver

Sunday afternoon in Oxford, what is the probability that 200 students will attend a statistics lecture? Rather good, apparently.

Nate Silver is a 35-year-old statistician surfing a wave of popular acclaim, having correctly predicted the outcome of the US Presidential race last year, in all fifty states. His computer model for the election, an elaborate poll-of-polls, gave Obama a 50.2% chance of winning Florida State: statistician speak for “I haven’t got a clue”. Luckily for sales of his book, the coin landed the right way up.

Being accurate on election nights has made Nate something of a celebrity among political junkies. He writes the popular FiveThirtyEight.com blog on the New York Times website and as he proudly demonstrated with a PowerPoint slide – last November his name briefly got more Google searches than US Vice-President Joe Biden. Somewhat tragically, Justin Bieber remained three times more popular than either of them. It has not been easy gaining credibility in this crowded field. Nate Silver’s passions of baseball and gambling meant his early training came from developing a baseball prediction system called PECOTA, which became very successful in the US. But while baseball and statistics is a perfect match, opinion polling in the real world is messy, labour intensive, and stressful when thousands of people start scouring your blog daily.

On the technical side, Silver is well qualified, having studied at Chicago and LSE. Most of his work involves Bayes theorem, a “mathematical algebraic formula for how you weigh new information against old information, and update your beliefs over time.” The human brain, Nate argues, is Bayesian too. Silver’s method for predicting elections is to revise his estimates very slightly whenever a new poll is released. The effect of that new data could vary: “some polls are more reliable and they get more weight.” On 31st May last year, Nate thought that Obama had a 60 per cent chance of winning re-election; he revised his estimate every single day until the 6th November, eventually declaring hat Obama would win with 90 per cent certainty. Lots of pundits accused him of ‘cheating’ by endlessly revising his estimates. They missed the point. Just as you would expect the opinions of 311 million people to vary, Nate’s estimates changed frequently and displayed inertia.

Romney supporters whinged endlessly about his methodology, mocking the idea that Silver could claim to be objective while publicly professing to be a Democrat. He’d overlooked minority turnouts; he’d use biased weighting; he’d cherry picked results; and anyhow, people make up their minds in the queue before they vote so the polls are irrelevant. Silver quipped in response, “The Republican Party has moved away from empirical analysis in general.”

Nate says he enjoys working in areas where the existing quality of statistics is terrible, because a little bit of careful work can make you look like a relative genius. He says people are “perceiving information in a very often partisan, bias and jaded way”. The FiveThirtyEight model by contrast is “really simple”, largely empirical, and freely admits to its large uncertainties. Those things made it considerably more accurate than other polls-of-polls.

Silver was in Oxford to promote his first book, The Signal and the Noise, which is a popular science adventure in the tradition of Freakonomics. It’s an entertaining collection of statistical cock-ups and applications – the financial crisis makes an early appearance – and is accessible without dumbing down.
In book and in person he seemed keen to talk about the psychology of statistics. The main alternative to Bayesian methods is the frequency- based approach, developed by Ronald Fisher.“Frequentists are too pristine,” he says, however. They’ll say: we’re more objective, because as a Bayesian you allow your own judgement about the prior state of the world to cloud all your future predictions. Silver thinks their mistake is to treat political questions as you might physics or biology. He argues that when you explicitly leave a gap for a human assumption in a statistical model, rather than implicitly as under other methods, you become acutely aware of its effects. Consequently, you make better predictions.

Silver borrows Isaiah Berlin’s classification of ‘Foxes and Hedgehogs’ to make this point. A ‘hedgehog’ personality likes to boil the world down to one simple theme (e.g., Nietzsche). A ‘fox’ accumulates evidence from many fields, and is sceptical (e.g., Aristotle). When studied, foxes seem to make the best predictions while hedgehogs allow everything to get “trumped up to be highly significant”. All too predictably, the people we elect into politics and find entertaining on TV tend to have the hedgehog personality.

Some optimism is in order for the way Silver’s approach is transforming fields like medicine. Big Data, the new zeitgeist, wants to begin helping doctors diagnose conditions by digesting more published research and online information than a human ever could. Doctors could then supplement their memories with a digital research assistant, who makes them aware of the range of evidence available. It’s not as far-fetched as it sounds. Big internet businesses are already categorising your spending andsocial behaviour online, all in the name of marketing.

As a young, aspiring public intellectual, Nate Silver is taking a risk as he branches out to other fields. A cynic would point out that he has gained his major following thanks to just two data points: correctly calling 49/50 states in the 2008 US election, and all 50 last year in 2012. Two strong results shouldn’t normally be enough to change your mind but, with a compelling talk at the Union this week, Nate Silver convinced me he was the genuine article, and no Paul the Octopus.

Nate Silver’s book The Signal and the Noise is published by Penguin, £7

Let’s Not Get Hitched

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Verso Books’ new Counterblast series allows left-wing writers to lay into some substantial opponents – Bernard Henri-Levy, Thomas Friedman and Michael Ignatieff to name but a few. The decision to have Richard Seymour pen the self-proclaimed Trial of Christopher Hitchens is a natural choice, but not a good one. The man is also the author of The Liberal Defence of Murder, a book that identifies Hitchens and his fellow pro-Iraq war allies as an army of ‘useful idiots’ that ushered in a new age of American imperialism. Such rage (perhaps misdirected) has certainly carried over into this very personal attack.

Some of Seymour’s allegations, such as those of gross and repeated plagiarism, are fascinating and offer a genuine glimpse behind the curtain. Others, however, lapse into rank parody of the most sanctimonious kind of leftist criticism. Hitchens, it is argued, was indelibly marked by his father’s Toryism, his mother’s social ambitions, and most of all by the fact that his family were not impoverished (seemingly an unforgivable sin in the opinion of the author). Another unforgivable sin of Hitchens’ (and unshakeable fixation of Seymour’s) is his move to America – to leave Britain behind for the world’s number one imperialist super-power is too much for an ex-SWP member to stomach. Seymour sees red and so too will the reader – but a different kind of red.

It makes very little sense to have a committed Marxist write the book on a man who turned his back on the movement – his rage at having been abandoned by Hitchens blinds him to the possibility that the man may ever have possessed any virtue, or acted sincerely.The very personal nature of the author’s motivation neuters his argument and conclusions. Given Seymour’s treatment of Hitchens, one may be forgiven for wondering if Seymour really approves of or could accept a point made by anyone but himself and his fellow Marxists.

This makes it all the stranger that the writing style employed by Seymour exactly matches that of Hitchens. Florid prose, peppered with many words that would leave even the most intrepid sesquipedalian reach for their
Oxford English Dictionary. It’s almost as if Seymour learnt how to write by copying Hitchens, much as Hunter S Thompson copied F Scott Fitzgerald – an inferior workman copying his mentor.

If there is one thing that Seymour ought to have taken from his study of Hitchens, it is that there is real skill involved in the work of a polemicist. Trying to replace the argument with hand-waving and the criticism with invective is the mark of an inferior writer. Thus it seems that Richard Seymour is biting at his subject’s ankles, rather than his throat.

Manet’s Unique Vision

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In the nineteenth century, figures in art were not expected to directly address the viewer. Manet inverted this convention, establishing eye contact between the subject of the painting and the beholder. Visitors to an exhibition were no longer comfortable in an elevated and secure position in front of a painting. Manet’s paintings teased them. In ‘Olympia’, the female figure’s brazen stare challenges the viewer: they find themselves locked in the gaze of a prostitute.

Olympia, the naked courtesan lying on her canopy, glares fiercely, yet melancholically, out of the painting. She knows that she has to be passive and available, and consciously affects this. When the work was first exhibited in 1865, French audiences were shocked. They felt offended and attacked, calling Olympia ‘vulgar’, ‘a female gorilla’. The painting was even banished to a barely visible place in a corner of the exhibition.

Prostitution was omnipresent but clandestine in nineteenth-century Paris, occupying the so-called chambres séparées: private side-rooms in varietés and café-concerts. And although the activities happening behind closed doors were generally known, nobodywanted them to be put on display – least of all in an oil painting. Manet, however, intended to reveal rather than conceal through his art, and he did so in an eclectic manner: blending influences of pornographic photography with conventions traditional to the medium of painting. He even dared to incorporate compositional allusions to the Old Master Titian’s Venus of Urbino, which would have been obvious to art connoisseurs. Basing the portrait of a courtesan on that of goddess was considered a scandalous affront.

Contemporary critics claimed that Manet’s paintings would ‘knock a hole into the wall’. The paintings not only created a space in convention through which modernism would rush, but also smashed through the fourth wall. The beckoning gaze of the woman in the picture forced the beholder into a direct dialogue. The spectator was no longer allowed the indulgence of being a voyeur; for when one views a Manet, seeing is intrinsically linked with being seen: Olympia looks back at you. The French expression çela me regarde alludes to this thought, meaning both ‘it looks at me’ as well as ‘it concerns me’.