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Freddy the Fresher: Part Five

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‘Hmmm…’ he pauses, scowling over his pince-nez. ‘Hmmm…no…hmmm…’, he finally looks up, ‘not at all up to scratch Frederick. Sloppily written, hardly any secondary reading – If I wanted to read a Wikipedia article then I’d do just that. You’re an Oxford undergraduate, you need to be doing much better than this.’

He shakes the essay in Freddy’s face. The stupid words seem to jump straight out at Freddy’s stupid face. ‘I expect you to write something exceptional next week, or I’ll have to have a word with the Senior Tutor…’

Walking out of his tutorial, onto freezing cold Turl Street, Freddy can’t help but despair. After a solid week of euphoric sex and toe-tapping manliness, he’s finally back down to Earth. He’s going to fail his degree, get kicked out and Bernadette won’t wait for him – he’ll be off to UCL and she’ll be hooking up with some rugby playing misogynist before you can say ‘Fuck Freddy!’

No, this is her fault. She’s been distracting me from my work, he thinks, kicking a Missing Bean coffee cup into the gutter. If it hadn’t been for her I’d be a political theory wunderkind! I’d be the wet dream alumnus of all special measures headmasters! I am Freddy, hear me roar!

‘How was your tute?’, says the voice on the other end of his phone. ‘Fine,’ he lies, stepping out onto the High Street, ‘you know, pretty standard. PPE’s a bit of a doss.’ She voices her agreement, ‘Yeah, my tutor totally lapped up my last essay- gave me a 72 and I only spent like a day on it.’

Good for you Bernadette. Good for you and your eff ortless success. Good for you and your pretence of not giving a shit whilst secretly studying like a serial killer.

I think you’re fantastic and clever and sexy, but if you continue to succeed whilst I fail hopelessly then I’m going to burn down this entire city.

‘Well done baby!’ is all that he actually says.

‘Are you coming over tonight?’ she asks.

Guiltily, he looks down at the stack of books that he has to read and, sitting on top of them, his latest essay. The ‘48’ glares up at him like a little cock-blocking psychopath. He needs to work; he has to do better; he has to study harder.

‘Sure, what time?’

St Hugh’s JCR condemns "sexist" drinking society

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A number of invitations were sent out this week inviting a select group of students at the college on a pub crawl, to take place on Friday evening.

Women taking part in the event were instructed to ‘pass the following obstacles’, including a set drink to consume at a number of different pubs, with ‘huntsmen in pursuit’ in order to ‘evade mauling’, according to the invite.

The participants were set to head ‘towards Wahoo foxhole’ before the foxes would be subject to ‘eventual capture by the huntsmen.’ ‘Ladies’ attending the event were instructed to dress up as ‘foxes’ while men were told to come in ‘hunting attire’.

The JCR motion, which was passed in a meeting this evening by a significant show of hands, mandated the JCR to issue ‘a formal statement of dissociation from, and condemnation of, the Black Cygnets.’

Carenza Harvey, the fresher who proposed the motion at the JCR meeting, commented, “I decided to propose this motion because I and many others at St Hugh’s felt that language used in the invitations sent out by the Black Cygnets and indeed the very premise of the ‘Fox Hunt’ is offensive and inherently sexist. Suggesting that female attendees should have to avoid ‘mauling’ and that the end of the night would lead to their ‘eventual capture’ is distressing and degrading for everyone involved – both for those who were invited and for those who were made to feel inadequate having not been invited.

“I am certain that the vast majority of students at St Hugh’s College are staunchly opposed to this event; many of them over many years have already made clear their absolute disgust at the ‘Fox Hunt’. We know that organisations like the Black Cygnets are not exclusive to St Hugh’s but, by taking a stand, we hope to convey the message that this college will absolutely not accept this kind of misogyny.”

She added, “While a topic like this inevitably sparks debate on many levels, other JCR members have all been incredibly supportive and positive about the action that myself and others have taken thus far. I have been hugely enthused by the amount of encouragement that has been directed towards myself and the motion in general. I feel it is true to say that sexism and prejudice is very much in the minority here.

“I definitely think that similar societies have been allowed to exist and get away with their actions for too long. It is appalling that this sort of behaviour can still take place in a university which is supposed to be a centre of learning and progression – it is this sort of conduct which gives the university a bad name and perpetuates the negative stereotypes already surrounding Oxford.”

However, not everyone associated with the college has agreed with the motion. The author of the ‘St Hugh’s Freshers’ twitter feed tweeted earlier today, “Aside from the content of the Emergency Meeting Agenda, it is ridiculous that it is littered with basic grammatical and syntactic mistakes.” Later this afternoon, the twitter feed poster said, “Does anyone fancy a light pub crawl before Wahoo this Friday?”

In a statement, the Principal of St Hugh’s College, the Rt Hon Dame Elish Angiolini DBE QC, said, “This College was founded to secure equality for women, and has a strong and continuing tradition of furthering the cause of women’s rights and education. We are utterly appalled that any member of our community would consider belonging to, or participating in, this repugnant, sexist and secretive group. This group is already banned from our College and is treated with contempt by the overwhelming majority of St Hugh’s students. Any student involved in the distribution of material of this kind, or participation in any of this group’s activities, will be subject to the College’s disciplinary procedures.”

Tim Ellis, a third year at St Hugh’s, told Cherwell, “The black cygnets are an embarrassment to St Hugh’s, and I think they’re frankly a bit pathetic, if I’m to be honest. It is absolutely right for the JCR to condemn this.”

Another St Hugh’s student, Thea Bradbury, said, “I imagine that the vast majority of the JCR will be in support of the motion; very few people I’ve spoken to see the Black Cygnets as anything other than disgusting and unacceptable. While there are a few people saying that it’s relatively harmless fun, they’re very much in the minority. The reaction seems to be much the same as last year: people are upset that the society exists, but don’t really know what to do about it as it has already been banned by college for the past five years and has very little support among the student body. Many people are aware who the members of the society are, but the only formal sanction that we can take is to disassociate ourselves from them; there’s no way to actually force them to disband…I feel that a united movement of JCRs opposing them would be a step in the right direction.”

Another St Hugh’s student, Charlie Hempstead, told Cherwell, “The emergency meeting allowed for constructive debate on both sides without derogatory name-calling or a witch-hunt breaking out, despite this being such an emotive issue. I personally am proud to be part of a college which has chosen to take a stand against an objectionable and sexist event.”

OUSU Elections: Policies and Politics

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Having come under fire from all three slates for my first round of analysis, it’s time to step back and look at the policies and politics of the different slates that you can vote for in the 2013 OUSU elections.

Jane4Change

Jane4Change are the only slate to have gone with a really bold central policy. I use the word ‘bold’ because a centralised student hub hasn’t exactly been on people’s lips of late. Cahill’s manifesto talks of fostering a closer relationship with students – ‘something you can use, not just something that delivers services to you’ – but it remains to be seen whether the student body is sufficiently interested in this central policy. 

Cahill and James Blythe have also put a lot of emphasis on academic feedback, which seems to be a perennial promise that doesn’t get enacted. Ultimately, these policies require a president who will take a tough stance with the university, as well as sabbatical officers who are willing to be outspoken on their committees. Placating the points that get raised by the student barometer is probably more a matter of vote engineering than genuine policy concerns.

Jane4Change is the de facto OULC slate, though there are a number of Labour supporters on other teams. The last couple of years have seen mixed levels of success for the OULC teams: David Railton lost out to DJT’s grad campaign (which, for what is worth, was also ‘Labor’ in the Australian sense), but Tom Rutland swept to victory last year. Their politics don’t seem to particularly bleed into their policies, though their agents (Helena Dollimore, Henry Zeffman and Will Brown) will be banking on getting the OULC faithful out in numbers. That said, Jane4Change seems to be setting out as the most ‘centre’ of recent OULC campaigns.

Reclaim OUSU

Reclaim OUSU represent a fascinating departure from the standard far-left slate. For a campaign that has branded itself ‘for students, not student politicians’, the far-left campaign seems to, finally, be understanding student politics. Akehurst is a proper student politician and only sits outside of the perceived ‘OUSU elite’ because of his more radical political stance. You only need to look at the Reclaim OUSU website and its cheesily posed-for photos to realise that Akehurst, and his extremely dedicated team of supporters, are tying to make a proper go of this ‘student union’ thing.

The ‘big’ policy of Reclaim OUSU seems to be the redemocratization of OUSU. In a way, this is an even bolder policy than Jane4Change’s student hub, because it relies upon students actively desiring an even greater level of involvement with their student union. Given that only a handful of the Reclaim OUSU team are even OUSU council regulars, I do wonder why they think there is an appetite for more consistent involvement in student democracy. Still, at least there is a clear policy change at the heart of their movement, and it, to some extent, justifies the ‘reclaim’ tag.

The politics of the campaign sit in the classic far-left position. The slate last year was pretty minimal, though Emily Cousens managed to scoop up an NUS delegate position. This year, however, their organised and have put out three sabbatical candidates and a stack of part-time exec and NUS delegates. As a result, they’ve had to soften their hardline stance a bit because they now have to present realistic manifestos on the off chance that one of them is actually elected to a prominent position.

Team Alex

Of all the teams, in all the gin joints, in all the world, Team Alex is the one with the least discernible policy position. Bartram’s main policies seem to be ‘feedback’ (that old chestnut), ‘gym facilities’, and the general spiel about fees, accommodation charges and access. With Bartram, unlike Cahill and Akehurst, there seems to be some confusion about his motives for running- he’s a very able and popular JCR President, but there’s little in terms of policy or track record that suggests a particular interest in the myriad failings of our student union.

Team Alex’s sabbatical officers are both perfectly plausible candidates, though, once again, there seems to be a question about why they’re running. Pike is the Teddy Hall welfare rep but seems to be quite a divisive character, perhaps more than his sole opponent, Andrew Rogers. The Corpus JCR President Trish Stephenson is running for VP Women but she’s going to struggle to justify her decision to line with Team Alex for a traditionally independent role, especially up against the WomCam supported Anna Bradshaw.

One suspects that, in a slightly altered version of our university, Team Alex would be a totally plausible OULC slate. They certainly don’t seem to have the Tory vibe of Team Westbury and their part-time exec, NUS and student trustee candidate seem quite diverse, and include the co-chair of the Oxford University Liberal Democrats. A comparison to Nick Clegg’s ineffectual third party doesn’t seem completely implausible. 

Analysis will continue throughout the election period. Get in touch by tweeting @Cherwell_Online or using the hashtag #cherwellousu

How to reclaim OUSU

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It’s that time of year again, when in a few short weeks posters will spring up in our colleges overnight calling upon us to vote for the next executive of Oxford University Student Union. Turnout, unless anything spectacular happens, will remain around where it has always been with around fifteen to twenty per cent of the student body voting. Chances are, if your opinion of OUSU seems to be what a substantial plurality’s is, you’ve got bored and stopped reading. For some reason you might find their emails annoying, but you’ve never really thought about it. This is in spite of the fact that voters can vote from their own rooms on the internet in a process that takes all of about four or five minutes. So from where comes that culture of indignant apathy? One might say it’s because we’re fine with our Common Rooms, thanks very much. I’d argue that it’s deeper. OUSU is seen as irrelevant by many because it a) doesn’t do enough, b) hasn’t been that good at publicising what it has done very well, c) still comes across as inaccessible and d) remains dangerously underfunded.

My object is not to lambast the current executive. I have a good deal of respect for the thankless job they do and in fact engagement is at its highest in a while. Its freshers’ fair presence was the best it has been in some time. First week OUSU Council was stuffed with people, and I imagine mostly because of the £16k fees motion. But Andrew Hamilton’s comments alone wouldn’t have brought people into Pembroke to sit through the comic opera of OUSU Council- it was because the executive actually engaged. They encouraged debates in common rooms, the president has now written in the OxStu, and they campaigned successfully, enervating both those who proposed and opposed what the executive were doing. That is what student democracy should be about- a culture of discussion and of standing up for students. It’s not something I’ve seen enough of in my time here (again, no offence to OUSU’s autonomous liberation campaigns- WomCam et al are fantastic organisations.)

The language OUSU uses portrays this discussion deficit. Candidates at elections always talk in terms of ‘what OUSU is going to do for you’, ‘how OUSU is going to engage with students’, ‘how OUSU people should visit JCRs more.’ It is the worst approach possible. OUSU is a student union, and unless you’ve intentionally opted out, you are one of it’s 20,000 odd members. The language above reinforces the idea that ‘OUSU’ is a clique, a group of people composed of the executive and the barflies of Council and elections (granted, I am one) rather than an organisation which we are all part of. It is the collective voice of the student body. It is one that we fought hard to win. Students occupied the Exam Schools for several days in their hundreds, and were violently ejected from Catte Street by the dreaded Bulldogs (a university police who were only abolioshed in 2001) so that we could have a central student union. Intercollegiate student organisation is something Oxford had been trying to block since the fourteenth century! And in a climate where our Vice-Chancellor can talk about £16,000 fees with impunity, in the context of soaring living costs, funding reductions, staff pay cuts and persistently poor access statistics, an organised student movement is more important than ever. OUSU is there to represent students, and that means having the debate all year round and perhaps reinventing the way we do things. It certainly does not mean, as happened in first week council, electing people to obscure and oddly powerful committees that no-one’s heard of at the beginning of the meeting, talking in jargon and then pushing through two intensely bureaucratic motions prior to the £16k fees discussion. Sure, approving election regulations and modernising Complaints Committee procedure needed to happen, but did they have to be the first two items for what would be the first experience of student democracy for many?

The ‘stand in our elections’ adverts that OUSU issue in the first few weeks of term are chimerical. There will already have been candidates carefully working away since Trinity of last year, or even Hilary. The reality is that it is highly unlikely that someone who is genuinely persuaded to run for something by OUSU’s election advertising alone will win. Not because they wouldn’t be good at the job, but because a web of informal networks have already sprung up which they cannot be expected to be aware of. Then there is a two-week campaign period. It is a period in which well-rehearsed electoral machines spring into action, taking the vast majority of students by surprise. One such machine is PresCom, the group of JCR presidents that meet weekly to share experience and collaborate on issues. A noble end, undoubtedly- but isn’t it somewhat worrying that this committee bequeaths virtually all the suspected sabbatical election candidates this year, and an overwhelming majority in previous years? There are all too often also machines of people who have learnt their trade either mercilessly hacking away so they can pose for photos in dinner jackets with famous people at the Union, or alternatively knocking on doors in random cities they’ll never visit again for the Labour Party.) How can anyone be genuinely enthused and excited by any policy platform in the space of two-short weeks? How are we to convince people that elections matter when all they seem from the outside is a two-week fanfare of self-promotion that then fades into oblivion as soon as polls close?

The confines of an article do not permit the wider discussion I would want to have on the importance of pan-Oxford student representation, the issues we face today and the institutional history of OUSU. These may all be things which emerge during the electoral period. Talking of which, as a journalist I’ve always felt that whilst there’s nothing wrong with bias, it is important that biases are displayed clearly rather than cloaked in supposed objectivity. And also, that what we omit is as important as what we admit. Therefore I will confess that I am compromised; I am standing for OUSU President this year and at some point you may come across me and my colleagues trying to win you to our manifesto and inviting you to vote for our candidates or join our team. However, that is not what I am doing now. This article is a plea to everyone- students, opposing candidates, people who agree with me: let’s find ways to get student democracy working again.

Saïd building named after Margaret Thatcher

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A new Saïd Business School extension, opened by the Prince of Wales in February 2013, is now to be named after former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Wafic Saïd, who asked for the new building to be named after Britain’s only female prime minister, paid £15 million towards the extension. It has now been dubbed the Thatcher Business Education Centre.

There are plans for an event to be held in the future to mark the occasion and officially name the building, but the decision has proved controversial.

A statement from the Saïd Business School said, “The naming reflects the wish of the principal benefactor of the School, Mr Wafic Saïd, who was a long-time admirer of Margaret Thatcher. This wish was put before the appropriate university committees and has now been approved.”

In February 2012, when Saïd expressed his hope that the building would be named after the late Mrs Thatcher, some Oxford academics suggested she was an inappropriate figure to honour, a sentiment  echoed by a number of current students.

Third year History and Politics student Joe Collin said, “it is unbelievably ironic given Thatcher’s own lamentable disdain for the funding of university education. It is to Thatcher that we owe the vicious ideology of free-market liberalism that has reduced students to consumers and halted social mobility, preventing so many students from actually going to university in the first place.

“Think how many communities around the country would be alienated by Oxford university if they name a section of the university after a woman who tore the soul out of so many northern areas in the 1980s.”

Dan Turner, Co-Chair Elect of the Oxford University Labour Club, said, “Margaret Thatcher’s legacy is still incredibly divisive amongst students and academics.  That a politician who destroyed the lives and communities of so many ordinary people in Britain can be considered an inspiration to business students will be, to many of them, insulting.”

However, Dr. Paola Mattei, Fellow of St Anthony’s College, told Cherwell, “It is unfortunate that such decision to name a new facility after a distinguished Oxford alumna should have been highly politicised.”

Jonathan Martindale, Secretary of the Hayek Society, commented, “One would hope that Oxford academics do not view the average well-informed observer as so unintelligent as to presume that acknowledging an individual widely considered to be the greatest British post-war prime-minister is to give the impression of universal academic support for her policies.”

Similarly, Alexander Rankine, Secretary of the Oxford PPE Society, said, “Thatcher is one of Oxford’s greatest modern alumni and to not commemorate her is to ignore the major role she has played in the development of our country and Oxford’s role in turn in shaping her.”

There has been some agreement on recognising the considerable achievements of Margaret Thatcher, regardless of political partisanship. Dr Mattei also emphasised, “Baroness Thatcher dedicated her lifetime to public service, and I am sure even her most ferocious enemies would be able to accept this.Why not respect those Oxford alumni who have left the University with a firm commitment to make a social impact with their actions in the world?”

Despite this, there remains  concern that naming a new Saïd building after Mrs Thatcher casts a uniform judgment on the Baroness’s policies and legacy.

Mark Smyth, Treasurer of the Liberal Democrats, said, “I don’t see how naming a building after her is condoning the policies of her government or this one.

“I see the measure as remembering Thatcher as a person of great influence who studied here. Whether that influence was positive or not is beside the point.”

The decision to name the building the Thatcher Business Education Centre comes following the famous decision of congress in 1985 not to award Thatcher an honorary Oxford degree due to her cuts to education. She became the first Oxford educated Prime Minister since the Second World War to be refused the honour.

BEAUTY CORNER – Cold War

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Now that the weather is turning much colder, the chilly winds tend to really dry out your skin. In order to ensure that you look and feel your best throughout the winter months it is important to place moisturising at the top of your beauty regime. Follow these top tips to help take care of your skin and keep it baby smooth throughout the cold winter ahead of us.

Body
In order to keep your body hydrated, make sure you moisturise after you shower, as this will help to keep your skin hydrated for longer. A good tip is to mix baby oil with your normal moisturising lotion for instant dry-skin relief. If you are prone to dry hands but don’t want to have slippery hands throughout the day, pop a hand cream on your nightstand and use it before you go to bed – regular use will keep your hands soft all-day, every day.

Face
If you suffer from very dry winter skin, use a hydrating serum along side your daily moisturiser. If you have normal to combination skin, use a thicker moisturiser, or a hydrating night cream before you sleep and use your regular face cream in the morning. Even with more oily skin, it is important to keep your skin hydrated in cold weather: use a mattefying moisturiser each morning and evening to keep your skin feeling and looking fresh. A quick tip for all skin types: take your regular moisturiser and liberally apply a thick layer to your face before you sleep.  Rub it in as much as possible, but leave the excess – this will work into the skin overnight and in the morning your skin will feel perfectly hydrated. 

Lips
Your lips are one of the first parts of your body to suffer from the icy wind. In order to keep them in tiptop condition (and ready for any winter statement lipstick) make sure you use lip balm regularly. The best lip treatments are emollients and humectants, as they moisturise, and keep the moisture locked into your lips.  Shock horror: Vaseline is only a humectant! Instead, try using KIEHLS Lip Balm #1 (£9.50, Johnlewis.com) or Burt’s Bees Replenishing Lip Balm (£3.69, Boots). Keep a lip balm in your handbag for throughout the day and use a thicker lip treatment for overnight. 

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Hot Coffee: Joke Candidates

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Oxford remembers

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Thousands of veterans and civilians gathered in Oxford on Sunday to pay tribute to those who have died in conflict since the First World War as services were held around the country to mark Remembrance Day.

The service at St. Giles War Memorial at 10.45am was at the centre of the commemorations, with large-scale ceremonies also held at St. Helen’s Church in Abingdon and at the Commonwealth War Graves Cemetery in Botley. Right Reverend John Pritchard, the Bishop of Oxford, was joined by representatives from other faiths to lead a short, multi-faith service, before two minutes of silence were observed at 11am in a gesture of respect co-ordinated across the UK.

Veterans from a number of conflicts, from the Second World War up to the present day, laid wreaths. Onlookers applauded as they paraded down St. Giles after the service, joined by dozens of local groups, including the Bugles and Drums Detachment Oxfordshire, Battalion ACF, Oxford University Royal Naval Unit, the Royal Green Jackets association and the Fire Services Benevolent Association.

In London, over 10,000 veterans and civilians assembled at Whitehall’s Cenotaph, the centre of Britain’s commemorations, for the Remembrance Day procession. The Queen laid the first wreath on the Cenotaph, marking the 61st Remembrance Day of her reign, while David Cameron was one of four British Prime Ministers to lay a wreath, accompanied by John Major, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. In Wales and Scotland, ceremonies were held at Cardiff’s Welsh National War Memorial and at St. Giles Cathedral in Edinburgh.

The Defence Secretary, Philip Hammond and Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, attended a special service in Camp Bastion, Afghanistan, where 446 British troops have died over the course of a 12 year long conflict.

“This year’s Remembrance Day Service in Camp Bastion will be the last large-scale act of remembrance in Helmand as we bring more and more of our troops home before the completion of combat operations at the end of next year”, he said.

Introduction to: Grime Instrumentals

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Whereas dubstep rather unfortunately mutated into “HERE COMES THE DROP!!!” fodder for jager fuelled EDM bros, grime has managed to stay much closer to its roots as l’enfant terrible of British underground music.

That’s not to say grime’s progression over the last 10 years has been easy going.  Comments like “bring back grime” and “grime is dead” are a frequent sight on old YouTube rips of classic tracks, providing an interesting timeline of the numerous ebbs and flows in the genre’s popularity.  The career trajectory of grime MC to mainstream rap/pop artist, as exemplified by Dizzee Rascal, Wiley, Tinie Tempah, Tinchy Stryder  etc, didn’t do a lot to help boost creativity in the genre.  The uninspiring output of many of these MCs has perhaps been one of the reasons for a renewed focus on the production side of things in recent years.

Since its inception grime has always been home to some of the weirdest and most interesting electronic music in British history. While the internet is awash with bland and generic “deep house” tracks, grime has never really suffered from the same problem. This is probably because grime has much more of an “anything goes” attitude to production. So it’s not at all surprising that many of the more experimental producers in UK electronic music have been so inspired by the genre. Whether it’s releases on labels such as Night Slugs, Livity Sound, Hessle Audio and Keysound, or US rapper Danny Brown naming Boy In Da Corner as a major influence, the legacy of grime has never been more visible.

Picking just five tracks for this piece was always going to be an impossible task, but nonetheless here is my limited selection of tracks:

Pulse X – Musical Mob [2002]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMQTU2iI1E

The first ever grime track? I’ll leave that matter to the historians and the pedants, but regardless of its chronological significance Pulse X perfectly captures the raucous energy of grime.  Unleashing a barrage of snares and bass within the first few seconds, the track’s strength lies in the simplicity of its 16 bar loop. It’s difficult to imagine just how mad this must have sounded when it came out. If this doesn’t get you seriously hyped then I suggest you check your pulse. Pun very much intended.

Wiley – Eskimo [2002]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkdEOY0bf4U

To be honest, this list could easily consist of just Wiley tracks. But if you have to pick one then it’s got to be Eskimo. The track constructed the template for Wiley’s futuristic Eskibeat sound, the closest thing grime has ever had to a sub-genre.  Aggressive and alien, it is an extremely distinctive style. Once you’ve heard it, you’re unlikely to forget it.

XTC – Functions On The Low [2004] (sometimes credited to Ruff Sqwad)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLPU66yLFY

 This track is the perfect counterexample to the lazy generalisation that grime is all about pounding bass, gunshot samples and violent rhythms.  With its irresistibly catchy synth melody, Functions On The Low is heart wrenchingly beautiful and one of the most emotionally affecting grime instrumentals of all time. If you’re a sensitive soul like me and you too enjoy a bit of emosh grime then I would also recommend the instrumental for Wifey by Tinie Tempah and Together by Ruff Sqwad.

 

Silo Pass (Sir Spyro Remix) – Bok Bok [2012]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OPxWd1SCeY

A meeting of the old and the new, a track from a more experimental contemporary grime enthusiast, remixed by a true don of grime.  As well as being a nice illustration of the current renaissance in grime influenced sounds, it doesn’t hurt that the track is also an absolute banger.

TFB – Kowton [2013]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ4nNImZKV8

Over the last couple of years Kowton has pioneered his own grime/techno hybrid and TFB is a brilliant example of his punishing style. The track shows one of the many interesting directions that grime has taken UK underground electronic music in, and I think we can all agree that it’s a bloody great direction.

If you’re interested in exploring the scene further there are many other producers worth checking out such as Darq E Freaker, Preditah, Faze Miyake, Splurt Diablo, Logos, Bloom, Visionist, Kahn & Neek, Slackk, Wen, Murlo, Samename, Rabit and Mr. Mitch.

 

OUSU Elections: First glance analysis

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With nominations having been announced on Friday, the race to the OUSU crown in 2013 is well and truly underway. With the first blows having been dealt, and candidates engaging for the first time in Sunday’s JCR hustings, it’s time to look at the way things have fallen early on.

Policy

Policy is not of any particular importance in OUSU elections. The majority of the electorate will never even flick through the candidates’ manifestos, and, even if they did, they’re pretty united in their left-leaning thoughts. Jane4Change’s primary commitment is exploring a new student union building. It’s a bold move, because very few Oxford students have ever shown a desire to get more involved with OUSU. But an SU building would have a bar, cafe and student organisation spaces, so it’d almost certainly be appreciated if/when it arrives. It’ll be a 5 to 10 year process though, so your vote for Jane isn’t going to get you much in the short term.

Team Alex’s policies are even more banal and focus on things like ‘fees’ and ‘accommodation’. In the absence of a marquee policy, Team Alex and Reclaim OUSU have more to do in terms of defining their campaign for the electorate. A new SU building and a petting zoo aren’t the strongest manifesto pledges we’ve ever seen, but at least they’re quotable. Reclaim OUSU’s ‘Achieve Equality’, ‘Strengthen Communities’ and ‘Stand Up for Students’ seem, by those standards, particularly trite.

Personality

The cult of personality is the basis of an OUSU election. Izzy Westbury lost last year partly because of people’s perception of her as a Union hack, and, equally, Tom Rutland won because he seemed like a nice guy and looks like an angelic choirboy. The four presidential candidates this year seem less divisive still: Cahill is popular within PresCom, OULC and various OUSU projects; Bartram has the backing of many of the current PresCom and is the editor of the Oxymoron which is disarmingly popular; Akehurst seems to have a following amongst the radical left, despite little by the way of actual charisma; and Louis Trup will, presumably, get the votes of those people who enjoy joke candidates and can actually be bothered to vote.

If there’s going to be a clash, it’ll involve Cahill. Cahill/Bartram offers a tasty division within the players of JCR politics, with a number of JCR Presidents (Ed Nickell and Ianthe Greenwood) pledging for Bartram’s slate in minor roles. Cahill/Akehurst also has potential for a bust-up, especially, after rumours emerged that members of Reclaim OUSU had been less than flattering about the former Queen’s JCR-President.

Marketing

As with any election, OUSU’s elections are as much a matter of marketing as anything else. The candidates have all launched Facebook pages (Cahill is currently leading from Trup, followed by Akehurst, Bartram and the independents), websites, Twitters and videos.

Batram has opted to use Nation Builder, a webpage designer favoured by political parties due to its ability to access visitors email and phone information. Whether he manages to utilise it properly, only time will tell, but it’s a powerful resource and one that Jane4Change were rumoured to be considering. Bartram has yet to release a video but is likely to do so, especially after the Jane4Change campaign video which was, at best, largely meaningless. Reclaim OUSU’s video, on the other hand, was barely audible over wind noise, which might be a suitable metaphor for their entire campaign.

Engagement otherwise seems to be pretty low. Essay Crisis launched a bitchy GIF on the subject, but outside the typically political circles there’s little to suggest that this campaign will improve on the standard sub-20% turnout of OUSU elections. Time, and a Cherwell live-blog, will tell.

Independents

Of the independent candidates, Ruth Meredith seems to have made the clearest charge. C&C has, for the past couple of years, been a VP position held by independent candidates and it’s looking that way again. The CU will get out in force for Meredith, as they did for Dan Tomlinson, and that’ll probably swing it (especially as her only opponent is Reclaim OUSU’s Angie Normandale who appears to have done nothing for either charities or communities during her time at Oxford).

Anna Bradshaw also seems a firm bet for VP Women. Team Alex have made the unorthodox move of slating a VP Women candidate in Corpus JCR President Trish Stephenson, but her manifesto is a lot of bluster and a few errors (OUSU already has a women in leadership programme). Bradshaw’s campaign is being masterminded by Max McGenity who did some impressive work for Dan Tomlinson last time out.

Swing Factors

It’s hard to say, at this point, what will swing the vote. The most important element of any OUSU campaign is activism. Jane4Change have the activist advantage, as their agents – Helena Dollimore, Henry Zeffman and Will Brown – have all been committed OULC members and understand how to doorknock. Bartram’s team is mostly fronted by Balliol students, led by Angus Hawkins, which doesn’t necessarily bode well for their ability to get footsoldiers. But time will tell on that front, and if JCR Presidents pull for Bartram then that may improve his odds- we certainly don’t envy the NUS delegate on Jane4Change’s slate, an Exeter fresher, who has to go up against Ed Nickell.

The impact of a joke candidate like Louis Trup may have some effect, especially if it takes away a significant number of votes in Brasenose that would otherwise go to Cahill who is lined with JCR President James Blythe. The possibility, one that Cahill will be banking on, is Trup’s voters choosing Cahill as their second preference, which will mean that his votes are transferred to her when he inevitably comes last (or perhaps Akehurst will pip her to that post).

If voters for Trup and Akehurst, in general, either decide not to select a second preference, or second preference Bartram, then that could be dangerous to Cahill. But, at the moment, even with a fancy website tracking system, it’s Cahill’s to lose.

Stay tuned for more news on the OUSU elections, including interviews with candidates and a 72-hour live blog of the voting period.