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Bizarre motions at Pembroke JCR

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Pembroke college has seen a recent trend for unusual motions at their regular JCR meetings.

One motion was passed on Sunday mandating Pembroke’s Sports Rep, “to obtain a formal, hand-written letter of apology from Christ Church College following the shambles that was their 7-1 cuppers defeat to the might of PCFC 1st XI last Friday November 15th”. It is believed that the letter is currently in the process of being written.

It was claimed that apologies are an important part of the culture of the FIFA video game and should be extended to college football. “It is long past time that these rules were applied to the beautiful game when we are forced to waste 90 minutes of our precious time”, claimed Southworth in response to Pembroke’s win over Christ Church.

It was added that the Sports Rep should seek apologies from opposing teams after any victories of 5 goals or more in the future. In the interest of fairness the first XI insisted that Pembroke teams should also be prepared to write their own apologies.

While the team claimed that this was unlikely to be necessary, a member of a rival team stated, “it’s odd that they would be so bold – especially when they lost their following match at home to St John’s straight away afterwards”.
JCR member Noush Nightingale proposed another motion seeking to establish a Pembroke College Tanning Team. It was noted that in winter, “fewer hours of sun means less time to get your tan on, and therefore generally a pastier JCR population.”

The motion requested funds for the sun cream, fake tan and deck chairs but it was agreed that discussion of it would be postponed to the following JCR meeting.

However, one Pembroke music student was sceptical about the practicalities. “Who would they compete against?” he asked.

An American werewolf in Wembley

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Ishouldn’t be doing this. Among the sports writers here at Cherwell, I am perhaps the least qualified to report on England’s penul-

timate World Cup tune-up, played against old foe Germany on Tuesday night.

You see, I’m an American. The last professional soccer (see?) match I attended was in 2008. I last consistently. played the game at anything resembling a competitive level in 2010. My one-game stint as a substitute for the Exeter seconds was so horrendous that the squad, a very good bunch of footballers, imploded as soon as I stepped onto the pitch.

I did, however, have something unique, to which 85,933 others (OK, so maybe not that unique) could lay claim: a ticket to the match. So off I went to Wembley, with ticket in hand and assignment in mind.

To say I felt out of place as I ascended the ramp to the entrance area would be an understatement, as spontaneous rounds of “England Till I Die,” erupted all about me. That sense was renewed inside the stadium, when, for the first time, I didn’t know the words to either side’s national anthem, a tribute to my own shocking ignorance of the country in which I currently reside.

Once the match started, though, I had little trouble picking up the lyrics to the next song to ring through pockets of the stadium: the controversial “Ten German Bombers.” Sung to the infectious tune of “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain,” the song, whose lyrics gleefully invoke the air battles of World War II, caught me more than a little off-guard. But the spirit of exuberant support that the ditty underscored, however bluntly inappropriate the words contained within it, left me grinning.

Besides, the Germans had their revenge on the pitch. After nearly 40 minutes of largely uninspired football that saw no shots on goal for either side, Germany earned a pair of Mario Götze corners within the space of a minute. Combined, these two set pieces produced a trio of tenacious on-frame headers from Per Mertesacker, Heiko Westermann and Mertesacker again. And while Joe Hart did brilliantly to keep the first one out, Mertesacker’s second attempt proved too much, giving the visitors the critical first goal.

All at once, I learned just how silent 85,000 people could really be. Like a deflated balloon, the crowd suddenly seemed tired; the songs dissipated into halftime.

And that, for the most part, was that. Save for some thrilling back-and-forth play in the opening five minutes of the second half, neither of the two sides played as if it was particularly perturbed by the 1-nil score line. Discouraged, many fans streamed for the exits long before the final whistle blew. There were no choruses of “England Till I Die,” as we and thousands of others waited patiently for the tube.

Yet despite the disappointment, my first match in half a decade left me hungry for more. There’s something about international football and Wembley that just feels right, no matter the combatants or the final outcome?

England Till I Die? I’ll not go that far, with the Yanks poised for a strong run in Brazil in half a year’s time. But England Till Denmark Arrive? I can go for that. I’ll be singing right along.

MT13 college rugby season review

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College rugby is structured around mid season promotion and relegation, with the year split into two seasons. Season 1 finished at the end of 5th week, so we can look back and review this season’s action.

 

Division 1

Despite a hard fought draw on the opening day of the season against Keble, Teddy Hall went unbeaten, finishing top of the pile on points difference by just 4 points. This is the first league win for Teddy Hall since 2011, with the team traditionally favouring a Cup run over the league format. Oriel and Worcester were both relegated after only managing 1 and 0 wins respectively.

Division 2

Another very tight one at the top – Catz pipped Lincoln to the Div 2 title on points difference. However, Lincoln can take comfort in being promoted alongside Catz into the top flight. Unfortunately for rugby at the university, Division 2’s biggest talking point is the Pembroke scandal which sees them automatically relegated to Division 3, alongside LMH.

Division 3

Division 3 saw a thoroughly upsetting season for Magdalen College RFC, defeated by 120 points to 5 by Somerville on the opening day of the season, they never recovered and are duly relegated having conceded an average of over 70 points a game. Despite Somerville’s start, they couldn’t kick on. Anne’s/John’s and Jesus took the promotion spots, with Anne’s/John’s beating Somerville in a crucial round 4 match. Anne’s/John’s Captain Phil Lucas in fact managed to personally score as many tries as his team conceded across the season.

Division 4

Queens had yet another undefeated division season, their third in a row. Should this coming season see a continuation of the trend, following the example set by last year’s captain, Christian Walters, current Queen’s captain Hamish Tester will have a fairly large college crest tattooed on his posterior. Promoted alongside Queen’s were Trinity whose rugby stock seems to be ever improving in recent years. Just a single relegation from Div 4 saw the Hilarians (Teddy Hall IIs) return to the comfort of Div 5, having made an uncharacteristic foray into the higher league for one term.

Division 5

With St Hugh’s dropping out of the league, in a bid to raise player numbers to return to action for Cuppers, Div 5 was a little difficult this season. We also see Wadham’s first promotion in seven years. Hertford, fresh from their summer tour to Mongolia, sit happy in mid table and will look to push on this coming season.

Swimming Update

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With the season starting in 1st week, the swimmers of OUSC underwent an intensive training programme in preparation for the BUCS teams southern regional qualifying round,  taking to the impressive Lief Rosenblatt Pool – an eight-lane 25m pool with a moveable floor – at Iffley Road Sports Complex.

University College undergraduate and OUSC Men’s Captain Kouji Urata was keen to show that training extends beyond the pool.

“There are eight training sessions available in total every week, and some of us even go to the gym twice a week as well”. The energy- sapping training regime seems to have paid dividends as OUSC came third in the southern regional qualifying round, which means that they progress to the BUCS Teams Final.

The team’s achievement was made all the more impressive by the fact that they were missing a number of first-team swimmers, which meant that they couldn’t afford to rest anyone for the meet, while they also beat arch-rivals Cambridge – who finished a place below Oxford in the standings – on their way to qualification.

The swimmers who did compete included James Jurkiewicz, who qualified for Guernse for the 2014 Commonwealth Games, Tommy Lees, winner of the Sportsman of the Year award at the Sports Federation Ball, and Sophia Saller, the Triathlon Club captain who was also rewarded for her performances at the Ball with a place in the Team of the Year.

As well as the Teams Final, OUSC also have the Varsity match against Cambridge to look forward to in February of next year, and will be hoping that the likes of Jurkiewicz, Lees and Saller are on hand to make sure that Oxford’s 2013/2014 season is a successful one. A BUCS short course meet is also scheduled to take place in Sheffield at the end of 8th week.

Closer to home, Saturday of 3rd week saw the annual Swimming Cuppers competition taking place at Iffley Road. With an excellent turn-out by the participating colleges and fervent student support at poolside, Magdalen emerged as the victors in one of the most tightly-contested Swimming Cuppers events in recent years, edging past New College’s 103 points to win by a score of 109.

 

Benet’s looking to accept women

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St Benet’s Hall, the last remaining single-sex Hall in the University of Oxford, has plans to accept female students in the future.

St Benet’s was originally founded by Ampleforth Abbey in order to allow its monks to study for degrees at the university.

St Hilda’s was the last all-female Oxford college to go co-educational, making the change in 2008, whilst Cambridge still has three all female colleges: Newnham, Murray Edwards and Lucy Cavendish. However, these colleges are not single-sex for religious reasons, and they are also Colleges rather than Permanent Private Halls.

However, the issue for St Benet’s is rather the fact that it is not canonically permitted to accept woman as undergraduates because they would have to live in the same building as the monks. It is an obligation for all Colleges and PPHs to provide housing for Freshers. There are currently six resident monks, four of whom are studying.

St Benet’s are looking into building another hall of accommodation to get around this problem. Professor Jeanrond, Master of St Benet’s, said that the new building would help build up St Benet’s capacity in order to make it more like other Oxford colleges. There are also plans to upgrade the existing building, which can currently accommodate twenty five students.
Another issue that would arise from having more people in St Benet’s is that the Hall is currently the only college to have a “common table,” where tutors and students eat supper together. More students would mean that they would need to have two sittings – or buy another table. This would erode one of the traditions that has been at the heart of St Benet’s culture since its foundation. The PPH is not permitted to increase the number of undergraduates, so having more women students would necessarily involve taking fewer male students. However, it would increase the capacity for graduate students: as it is, the Hall’s policy is currently that female graduate students may attend St Benet’s provided that they are living out.

Although these plans are generally regarded as a positive development by current students, Johan Trovik, St Benet’s JCR President, does not think that the lack of women is an imminent problem. He commented, “I’m very happy at St Benet’s!” and pointed out that on last year’s student baromenter “we ranked highest of all Oxford colleges on (amongst other things) overall experience and being a ‘good place to be’!”

He went on to explain, “As all other Oxford colleges St Benet’s has its own distinct tradition and idiosyncrasies. That we’re currently an all male college however, does not I think affect the satisfaction rate significantly either way. I’m happy that the Hall now is working on improving our infrastructure so that we will be able to extend our offer of a unique sense of community of learning and friendship to female students as well whilst continue to respect our student monks’ monastic requirements.”

Although women are not allowed to live on site, Johan added, “I can assure you, we’re already very welcoming to female guests!”

Baseball team consistently inconsistent

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The calm before the storm. From the sublime to the ridiculous.

Apt clichés for Saturday’s doubleheader between Oxford and Imperial College London abound. With great performances from pitcher Taylor Jasewski and shortstop Natalie Dixon, Oxford cruised to an easy 12-0 victory in the opener before losing the second match 10-9.

Oxford got off to a fast start in the first inning of the opener and never looked back. After Dixon and Jaszewski patiently worked back-to-back one-out walks, Alex Butcher-Nesbitt delivered the first run of the game with a booming double to right field, scoring Dixon and advancing Jaszewski to third.

A few baserunning faux pas had little impact on the outcome, as three runs turned out to be two more than a dominant Jaszewski would need. Utilizing a live fastball that consistently grazed the outside corner and a wicked curveball that produced multiple swinging strikeouts, Jaszewski powered through Imperial lineup with ease. As the game progressed, Jaszewski stayed cool and picked up his second strikeout of the inning to end the threat.

From there, Jaszewski was perfect through the remaining four innings, leaving him proudowner of one of the rarest of pitching achievements: a no-hitter.

Asked whether he considered the feat he was nearing, Jaszewski said, “Honestly I didn’t think about it until heading to the mound in the 5th.

“The last thing you want to do as a pitcher is get in your own head, the best pitchers get into a rhythm without thinking about it.”

Perhaps no fielder had his back better than the one right in front of him. Playing his first game behind the plate since high school, Butcher-Nesbitt helped keep the Imperial hitters off-balance with his pitch-calling and produced the game’s highlight with a spectacular sliding catch of a foul pop to end the third inning.

Although it was hardly necessary, the offense kept rolling, racking up four more runs in the third, three in the fourth and two in the fifth. Leading the way at the plate was Dixon, who singled twice, walked twice and scored four runs in her final game for the squad. The performance represented a remarkable turnabout for Dixon, who is a softball player by trade and had difficulties tracking an overhand delivery during the season opener against Southampton.

Sports’ awards celebrate successful year

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England netballer Layla Guscoth and Brit- ish pentathlete Tom Lees were presented with Sportswoman and Sportsman of the Year, in a prestigious ceremony held by Oxford University Sport.

The new season may have kicked-off, but on Friday night students paused to reflect on the 2012-13 season and honour each other’s achievements.

Gathering on a cold, autumn evening within a spectacularly decorated marquee within the OURFC grounds at Oxford University Sport, Sports Federation President Madeleine Sava opened the dinner with a round-up of the previous year. Over two hundred current students and alumni came to reflect on the past sporting year and consign it to our history books. With awards to celebrate, short-listed nominees had been awaiting eagerly to know the results.

The Sports Federation said of the night that “the winners and nominations speak for themselves of the numerous contributions by Oxford Students during their time with us”.

One of the more striking awards went to the phenomenal modern pentathlon team for ‘performance of the year’. They excelled in every competition they entered this year, taking the top three positions in the BUCS nationals. their GB star Tom Lees won with Captain Alex Fraser 2nd, meaning that the team beat the 2nd place finishers by 1500 points. There was also a resounding Varsity success as the Oxford team won with a record breaking 30288 points.

Awards

Nike OUsportshop Club of the Year – Triathlon

Walter’s Sportsman of the Year – Tom Lees

BP Sportswoman of the Year – Layla Guscoth

Coach of the Year – Mark Thomas

Jaguar Land Rover Team Performance of the Year – Modern Pentathlon

Cuppers Trophy – St Catherine’s College 

Students protest against loan privatisation

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Oxford students joined their colleagues across the UK earlier this week to protest against the sale of student debt to private companies, announced by the government in in June.

At noon this Wednesday, a small group of students and former students assembled outside the Clarendon Building on Broad Street to participate in an “open-air meeting” and demonstrate their discontent over the loan sell-off. Balliol JCR also passed a motion on Sunday condemning the government’s plan to privatise student loans and offering their support to the protesters.

The events were scheduled as part of a wider ‘National Day of Action’, organised by the Student Assembly Against Austerity (SAAA). Over twenty six campuses from across the UK, including Oxford, LSE and Sheffield, were involved in the protest. The privatisation of student loan debt was announced as part of the government’s attempts to raise £15 billion from the sale of public assets to private companies by 2020.

Xavier Cohen, who proposed the anti-privatisation motion at Balliol told Cherwell, “For me, it’s quite clear that the government’s plans to privatise our student loans are ideological. But what I think really convinced Balliol JCR students is the threat that privatisation will entail removing the cap on the interest rates we pay back on our loans. Even if such a policy was legally covered in the small print, realistically, this would mean retroactively increasing the interest rates that students were led to believe were capped.”

David Willetts MP, the Universities Minister, swiftly defended the plans. In a public statement issued by the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills he said, “There will be no change to the terms of repayment so students shouldn’t be affected by the privatisation of their loans.”

Many students, however, remain sceptical about the Minister’s promises. Olivia Arigho-Stiles from Somerville said, “This is yet another attack on the accessibility of higher education to less well-off students in this country.” Wednesday’s protest-meeting passed off without incident. One student who attended the meeting said, “The programme of debt-privatisation is wholly ideological. It is being operated entirely at the expense of all students. Either we speak out or be bled dry.”

Other students, however, disagree with the protesters and the SAAA. One Keble second-year said, “The notion that there is still a clear-cut dichotomy between public and private debt is erroneous. All public debt held in US dollars and sterling becomes private debt at some point down the line by virtue of being constituted in private reserve currency… Objections raised over the ideological nature of privatisation are misplaced.”

Local Green Party City Councillor and recent Oxford graduate Sam Hollick attended the the protest outside the Clarendon Building. He told Cherwell, “If you’re going to privatise student loans, you open them up to companies who want to make profit out of them, and the only way to make profit is to put up the interest rates on our debts. So results of this could be a hike in fees for students, even for people who’ve already graduated.”

Asked whether he was disappointed by the very low turnout at the event – only a dozen students attended – Hollick replied, “I always think that it doesn’t take a huge number of people to change the world.”

Nanoparticles may help treat mystery cases of infertility

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A team of Oxford Academics have devised a method of ‘tagging’ sperm using nanoparticles, which could eventually lead to diagnosing causes of infertility currently unexplained by doctors.

The method uses a specific type of nanoparticle, synthesised by the University’s Department of Engineering Science, which attach to the sperm with no detrimental effects. The porous silica nanoparticles can be filled, or alternatively coated, with compounds to identify, diagnose, and perhaps even treat the causes of infertility. They are extremely small, at about 140nm- over 1/700 of the width of a human hair.

“An attractive feature of nanoparticles is that they are like an empty envelope that can be loaded with a variety of compounds and inserted into cells,” said Dr Natalia Barkalina, lead author of the study from the Nuffield Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology at Oxford University. “The nanoparticles we use don’t appear to interfere with the sperm, making them a perfect delivery vessel.”

The researchers successfully tested the method on boar sperm, showing how the nanoparticles associated well with the sperm whilst not causing any problems with sperm health. Dr. Barkalina remarked, “it seems to be a very simple and efficient method”.

Indeed, this method is not at all trivial. Senior author Dr. Kevin Coward commented, “Previous methods involved complicated procedures in animals and introduced months of delays before the sperm could be used. Now, we can simply expose sperm to nanoparticles in a petri dish. It’s so simple that it can all be done quickly enough for the sperm to survive perfectly unharmed.”

After this initial success the team intends to investigate whether they can fertilise eggs with tagged sperm in a model organism like the boar. Coward added, “We want to try and ‘probe’ or interfere with known biological systems to gain more information with respect to infertility. Eventually, we want to extend to look at the interaction between the human egg and sperm.

“Within a few years [we] may be able to explain or even diagnose rare cases in patients. In future we could even deliver treatments in a similar way.”

It is still early days, but the method seems to be a promising tool and has positive implications for infertile couples. The team observed, “this system should provide a swift and effective research tool which may lead to new understanding or new treatments.”

The work originally began in Spring 2011 and started life as a short project on the Msc in Clinical Embryology. Since then patent applications for the technique have been made by Isis Innovation, Oxford University’s technology transfer arm.

Merton introduces equalities committee

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In a victory for proponents of greater equality at Oxford, Merton College has voted to reorganise the way in which disabled, female, LGBTQ and ethnic students are represented.

The motion, proposed by Tanvi Mehta and Will Bennett, was passed unanimously by the college’s JCR and completely overhauls the pre-existing structure for the representation of student minorities.

It removes the positions of Equal Opportunities Representative and International Students’ Representative from the JCR committee, replacing them with representatives for Gender Equality, Disabled Students and Ethnic Minority and International Students. They will collectively sit on a newly formed Equality Sub-Committee, with an LGBTQ Representative, and ensure equality of opportunity along with the prevention of all types of discrimination at Merton.

Tanvi Mehta, one of those who proposed the motion, stated her aim as making the college more inclusive. She said, “Merton is already incredibly open-minded and welcoming, so I feel like this motion only creates a more intuitive and clear structure to maintain that environment!

“I proposed the motion partly because it’s hard for a single Equal Opportunities rep to be involved in/attend all the relevant Equality Campaigns or meetings and it therefore makes sense to expand the team of people working on equality issues. But it’s also because we felt that a single individual isn’t really able to be representative of the various different groups that come under the purview of Equal Opportunities, because they sometimes don’t have an understanding of the issues that all these groups face.”

She added, “With the Equality Sub-Committee, we’re also aiming for better representation of different groups on the JCR committee, and by extension, better representation within the college and University.”

The motion has met with the approval of the college JCR president, Christian Ruckteschler, who took an active role in drafting it. He stated, “in my opinion this reform has the potential to greatly improve the effectiveness of equality representation and advocacy at Merton-both with respect to students and to college. The next few months will show whether this hunch was right”.

The other proposer, Will Bennett, was optimistic about its impact, commenting that it would achieve, “better representation of minority groups so that people who feel discriminated against know who to go to, and feel their voice matters. Merton and other colleges need to get more involved with these issues, seeing that although we are 900 years old, the issues that matter are the ones which are changing the dynamics of the student body today”.

However, he acknowledged that there might be some problems with the new arrangement, terming it “cumbersome”. He stated, “This need to maintain a fluid approach to the difficulties of representing a diverse student body is emphasised in the JCR’s minutes, which state that “maybe in 10 years, we’ll have to change the reps again to redefine them for that generation”.

Interest within the college did not match the proposers’ enthusiasm, however, with one Merton student commenting, “As a fourth year who’s never been particularly interested in the JCR, I can honestly say I couldn’t care less about any motion discussed in that most tedious of bodies.”

With the exception of this Merton dissenter the move has met with almost unanimous praise with Charlotte Hendy, the OUSU Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunities, stating “I fully support the motion brought by Merton JCR regarding changes to membership of the Equality Sub-Committee. Increasing the range of student representation on committees directly affecting student experience is always welcome. This move particularly so, as by allowing students with direct and relevant experiences to represent those with differing needs may mean that we are nearer to acknowledging the true nature and extent of diversity among the Oxford student body.”