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Interview: David Willetts MP

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David Willetts inherited a mouthful of a title when he became the Shadow Secretary of State for Innovation, Universities and Skill in July 2007. His official role is to coordinate the Conservatives’ policy on higher education, but his importance to the party stretches beyond this, as he is considered one of its leading intellects.

Any discussion with David (affectionately known as “two brains”) promises to be mentally stimulating, as he discusses the big issues of British politics and Conservative ideology. To the common man he might look every bit the archetypal Tory MP but he is far from fulfilling much of the stereotype. His views are moderate and he is clearly willing to challenge received wisdom in favour of brightening up the intellectual scene.

When I suggest that Gordon Brown’s current malaise might be the catalyst for Willetts’ return to government – he previously served in the Treasury under Nigel Lawson – he responds confidently: “I think that the Conservative party is in better shape than it”s been in for over a decade. People can sense that we are changing; they can sense that we are focusing on the issues that they worry about rather than an inward-looking debate that focuses on our own agenda.” For eleven years, Conservative ministers have been saying the same, generally to deaf ears, but now the message seems to resonate. The Conservatives under Cameron have enjoyed a healthy lead in the polls since the “Brown bounce” last summer, and it looks set to continue.

This does not mean, however, that Willetts is complacent. He is eager to be optimistic but makes the salient point that the Conservatives still have fewer MPs in Parliament now than Michael Foot did after the “disastrous” Labour election of 1983. He is a man who understands the uphill task ahead: “no one,” he cautions, “should be measuring the curtains for their departmental office just yet.”

It is still far too early to predict the outcome of the next general election, but most would certainly argue that it will be the first since 1992 in which the Tories will have a genuinely decent chance of winning. As might be expected of Willetts, he puts it all down to the fruition of new ideas. “There is a recognition that the political renewal of conservatism is also an intellectual renewal.” He castigates the old Tory view that ideas have no place in the political discussions in the “Dog & Duck” and is excited by the party’s willingness to re-engage in intellectual discussion.

I put to him, therefore, one of the most tricky questions in British politics, “What is conservatism?”. He is quick to stress that the creed has often changed in the party’s history (so much so one would suspect that “being pragmatic” is akin to “being conservative”) but that the debate is hindered by a false dichotomy. “We had,” he argues, “a conventional political debate in which Conservatives were the party of the market and Labour were the party of the state, but a hell of a lot of what matters to most people lies in between the two – the family, the neighbourhood or the community. This is what we mean by the phrase “non-state collective action.””

Willetts has much to say on how to incorporate economic game theory and even evolutionary biology into Conservative political thought. The general idea is that humans gain pleasure in the brain from being able to forge our own collective institutions, and therefore it serves an evolutionary purpose to allow the individual greater economic and political freedom. These hypotheses are still inchoate, but Willetts is willing to grapple with them and perhaps to provide answers out of left field.

When asked about his student days at Oxford, Willetts responds, “I am one of nature’s PPEists and I regard myself as in some ways still doing PPE.” Politics, it seems, is just an extension of university for a man who spent much of his time at Oxford founding societies and arranging meetings. Optimistically, he suggests that “students work harder now than when I was a student.” And after I regretfully correct his mistake, we move on to discussing Conservative policy on universities.

The “student experience” is as close as a buzz word as Willetts will allow himself, and he turns to this phrase when questioned about student funding. The party has called for a 2010 review of university funding so that the impact of top-up fees can be properly measured, but for now Willetts is most concerned with the quality of university life: “What I’m increasingly picking up on is that the quality of the student experience is something that students across the country raise with me more and more – how many essays you’re going to have to write, how accessible the academics are, how much academic feedback you’re going to get and how crowded the seminars are. You can only justify the fees that students are now charged if students are confident that the money is going into improving the student experience.”

Tony Blair kick-started the university funding debate with his policy that 50% of school leavers should be attending university, thus creating a requirement for extra funding. “I’m sceptical about these abstract targets,” says Willetts, “and we’ve just had some evidence that the percentage of young people going to university has only increased from 37.2 to 37.8 per cent.” He continues: “Your question shows what’s gone wrong with this target, which is that you get a debate about a target rather than a debate about the real world question “how do we ensure that more young people are going to university?” That is a real-world challenge and I’d rather focus on that than on abstract targets that Tony Blair plucked out of the air for effect.”

After our interview I would find it impossible to pigeonhole David Willetts. He understands that government should be realistic and yet believes that it only makes sense in the context of intellectual rigour. He is part of a party which is widely caricatured as “inertia personified” and yet he is keen to draw on the cutting edge of academic research. It’s clear that his days studying PPE at Christ Church have been significant in the making of the senior politician before me. He leaves me with an indication of why the place is so special to him: “There’s a great cartoon of a man sitting in a library, looking up, surrounded by books, and saying, “good God! for a moment then it all made sense.” I learnt about the men of the British Enlightenment at Oxford, and that mix of the cultural, the political and the philosophical is what I think politics is like when it’s at its best. And that’s what makes every day so stimulating as a politician.”

Plagiarism email sparks confusion

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An email sent by Proctors last Friday warning against plagiarism caused confusion for some students who thought it was intended specifically for them.

Students across the University emailed their tutors to ask if they were being disciplined.

One Keble undergraduate concerned by the message said, “The email was a bit worrying.”

“As far as I was aware I hadn’t engaged in any such activity, but I did email my tutor to say what I had received and that since none of the other Keble geography students has received his, ask if he had reported my work to the Proctors.”

Academic registrar Michael Sibly claims he was asked to send the email by previous and current proctors in an attempt to make students aware of the regulations regarding plagiarism.

“Whenever this [plagiarism] becomes an issue students often say that they just didn’t know,” he said.

Sibly admitted that it was “mildly ambiguous” that the message, which appeared to be individually addressed to each recipient, was mass-mailed.

He added that the email was “meant to be low-key” and that as far as he is aware there is “no particular issue” with plagiarism at present.

 

A message clarifying the situation was sent out later on Friday evening.

Keble socialist coup fails

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Keble College will retain its name after the JCR voted down a motion to rename it ‘The Socialist College of Keble’ last Sunday.

The motion, proposed by Ex-JCR President Paul Dwyer, also promised “war on St John’s, that bastion of capitalism” and to change the name of the JCR President, John Maher, to Karl Marx.

Despite being “a bit of pre-Finals fun,” the proposals were defeated by a large majority, with only 10 people voting in favour of the change.

The motion noted, amongst other things, “Red is usually the colour associated with socialism. Keble is red. St John’s is a rubbish college.”

As well as calling for a statue of an ex-Keblite whom it calls a “great socialist leader” to be erected in Liddon quad, the motion would have changed the JCR constitution which currently prevents the common room from taking a stance on anything that might be construed as political.

Dwyer blamed the motion’s defeat on the JCR’s unwillingness to accept what he called the obvious connection between socialism and Keble college.

The connection, he said, is “mainly the colour red at the minute, although I’m working on others.”

Chris Fellingham, a JCR member supporting the motion, remarked, “Conservatives were understandably smug” but claimed that their debate “failed to put up anything of substance”.

Sam Hampton, who also supported it, felt that the vote was not fair.

“I personally want a closed ballot to stop the neo-cons from using their coercive tactics to oppress the will of the masses.”

However, Keble student Brad Johnson, current returning officer for Oxford University Conservative Association (OUCA), felt that the motion’s failure was inevitable.

 

“Keblites tend toward natural conservatism,”  he said.

 
Dwyer says that he still has hope for the success of socialism in Oxford, claiming that Martin McCluskey is “a notorious lefty,” and “has big plans for his final term.”

Dwyer takes up his role as OUSU’s Vice President (Access and Academic Affairs) in June.

Average student rent up 1.5%

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Rents in the south of the country are generally higher than their northern counterparts with the average costs in Oxford, Cambridge and Brighton being 20% higher than the UK norm.

 

However, it is London that tops the table with an average weekly rent of £102.85, making it the most expensive city in the UK for student accommodation.

Saturday 26th April – First Day of an Oxford Summer? Delightful.

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I think not. The first typical Oxford Summer’s day was not to be unappreciated. Off to the Turf for a few hours of trying to find a seat outside. In the first 4 hours the infamous pub was open yesterday it turned over approximately £6000 just from drinks. It was crowded with a mix of students, tourists and families basking in the sun. Well, basking in the newly developed cloud actually – we can pretend. The sight of a perfectly formed queue at the bar, despite the barman instructing the punters to all come forward, summed up the English scene. Delightful.

And to round off the day in true Oxford style… I went from one punter to the other kind of punter. A leisurely 2 hours punting down the river with a picnic. It wasn’t quite as relaxing as I had hoped; but I think this says more about my punting that anything else. All that was missing were straw boaters. (A step too far?)

So there you have it. For me, this was the kick start to Trinity term. It perfectly illustrated that we all love to fit the clichés of Oxford. Mock it. Love it. Delightful.

In bed with McCluskey

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One commenter has had cause to question Aldate’s independence.  Be assured that this blogger maintains a professional distance from all Oxford media outlets… unlike some.

 

Word reaches Aldate that Martin McCluskey and his in-house newspaper are getting a little too close for comfort.

It would seem that the OUSU President is a regular attendee at OxStu weekly meetings, ‘just for fun,’ and a recent sneaky peek at his mobile revealed his inbox to be full of texts from:

 

– Holehouse
– Holehouse
– Holehouse
– Mum
– Holehouse
– Holehouse
– Holehouse
– Mum

Let’s hope the Stu’s star reporter isn’t being influenced by those in need of some positive PR.

Cherwell vs OxStu: Issue 2

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Inside:

Cherwell:
2 – Cherwell.org’s gay pride advert
3 – Tansey’s M&S advert
4 – If only Cherwell could run headlines like that
5 – Saying the protesters broke a long-standing promise is pushing it a bit considering they had a projectile thrown at them.  Plus Oriel banter – the juice only really comes in the final two paras.
7 – Yawnproctors plus pretty serious story at Anne’s
8 – "people should be working, not watching TV" – quote of the week from Sean McClory, Jesus JCR President, clearly not a fan of popular culture.

9 – As one commenter posted on this site, "That pic looks like one of those dances they used to have on BBC1 before Neighbours."  Something about libertarians, whatever they are, and a woman about to give birth out a window.
10 – Editorials make Aldate ill.  Nice to see that Seddon is *still* pissing people off though.  Was Paton on the OC?
11 – Cartoon, nice idea even if it’s a bit, er, pencilly.  That dude looks radical too.
12 – Media
13 – More media
14 – The Cambridge Union are offering £1,000 to the student who designs the best brand identity for them.  Our Union’s ad would only be worth that to a collector of abstract art.  Just dig out the old ad template.  The Isis ad made Aldate sick up a bit too.

15 – Much better C2 logo.  Could make a crude comment about the page being splattered but this sanctification didn’t come easy.
16-17 – That’s a lot of icing for one page, but good fun.  Cake needed brightening.

18 – Not Bowden’s best, but at least readers care enough to tell him so.  New College’s offering was in fact scanned from a Jack Wills catalogue.
19 – Yet more media
20 – This page should be renamed "Misc"
21 – Would (wear the clothes).
22-23 – Amazing illustration.  Word is the member of staff who recommended Ken’s biography has been fired.
24 – Didn’t know Gap were advertising in Cherwell these days.
25 – Starting to enjoy the Amateur Auteur column.
26 – Still reading this?  All quiet on the thespy front.
27 – Ashley Bond should sell that painting as a poster.
28 – Can you find the joke entry?
29 – Cars to keep the boys happy.
30 – Nice to have pure, un-editorialised interview for once.
31 – Nice hat.
Back – Nice pic.  Aldate looks forward to seeing more obscure sports statistics in the future.

Stu:
2 – Imagine Tony Blackburn reading that advert out loud.  "Hey there you crrraazy students"…
3 – Bad luck missing Tansey’s cancellation.
4 – Cherwell didn’t cover the students in elections, but probably should have, if only online.
5 – Vaguely interesting and quite interesting.
6-7 – Two more pages of Proctors?  Dizzying design and picture need to be improved if they actually want anyone to read the body copy, but interesting infoboxes, especially last paragraph of "The Proctors’ Year".
8 – Never spotted the "Associate Editors" at the bottom of the staffbox before.  Shouldn’t Cal be doing exams or something?  Or is it a joke position for cake-eating posh boys?
9 – PETA’s spokesman appears to be a floating head.
10 – Let’s hope they paid the News of the World for that picture of Sufiah Yusof.  Nice journohack gossip though, for those who still long incestuous chat after reading this illustrious column.  Aldate will buy the Librarian a pint upon identifying the "graduate photoshopped to child-like proportions".
11 – ?
12 – Say goodbye to happiness
13 – A pixellated monster attempts to devour a budgie.
14-15 – White space can be a good design technique.  Can.  Interesting and coherent copy, the effect of which was pissed on, dried off and then pissed on again by the words "The Oxford Student recognizes that this is an emotive issue."  Surprised they didn’t give the number for Nightline.
16 – We take back earlier comments about Union ad design.  New low.
17 – Aldate was looking forward to reading to this, but the columns are wider than Broad Street.
18 – Glad you enjoyed your holiday
19 – Lolhouse came in for a rough ride over this article , and it was interesting to hear his side.  Scrap Doctor Proctor.
20-22 – Yeah
23 – Ironically, Cherwell editor Billy Kenber is heavily involved in Future Shorts (featured on Saturday).
24-5 – Music
26 – Nice opening.  Don’t get that enough in student papers.
27 – There’s only room for one etcetera in Oxford. 
28 – Film
29 – Patron: The Rt Hon John Prescott MP
30-31 – It’d be nice to have a term where OxStu shoots weren’t done in LMH.  That said, great pics, if a little too dark.  Good effort.
32 – Lucky I rarely make it that far down the page because the printing quality on the last line is consistently pisspoor.
33 – Compare page 29’s half page ad to page 33’s half page ad.  Awkward.
34-back – Crazy selection of sports, which makes a nice change, but will piss off the cricketers no end.
Back – Is that photo caption a design technique or has no-one taught the Stu how to use padding yet?

 

 Your turn…

Unusual sports: Octopush

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Swimming is a well-known, simple sport. It has rules that spectators and competitors can understand without difficulty: jump in, swim straight and swim fast. Make sure Speedos do not restrict, too. The same can be said about hockey as well, albeit the latter is slightly more complicated; simply sprinkle in the offside rule, a couple of sticks and a ball. Aside from those trivialities, hockey is a sport that people grasp with relative ease.

 

With this in mind, perhaps the founder of Octopush – a hybrid of the two aforementioned sports – was a strong swimmer with a fantastic penalty stroke.

At first glance, second-guessing the sport itself rather than its creation would serve better. The image on the website’s homepage treats people to the sight of two players with small sticks pushing a puck along the floor. Quite bizarre and outlandish; and that’s before the scuba-diving equipment and underwater arena are taken into consideration. So is it as, ahem, simple, as it appears on the photographs?

‘Octopush is a non-contact sport in which two teams of six compete to manoeuvre a weighted puck across the bottom of a swimming pool into goals while wearing a snorkel, mask and fins’ states Martin Hill, Oxford Octopush secratary. So far, so good. It appears the moniker of ‘underwater hockey’ derives from the equipment used to push the puck: a hockey stick without the stick. Known as ‘pushers’, they’re no longer in length than a standard school ruler. Close control is an absolute must in this game; a slight flick from an opponent’s pusher can free the puck from the attacker’s possession. Distance shots may be an option however; there are no goalkeepers in Octopush.

Invented in 1954 by British Sub Aqua Club member Alan Blake in an attempt to stop club members abandoning the new club during the winter months (when it was too cold to dive in the sea), Octopush’s original rules were tinkered with to make it more accessible and it finally established itself as the sport it is today. It took Oxford University fifty-two years to form their own club; interest levels have risen steadily ever since. Attracting between fifteen and twenty regular enthusiasts, Oxford have entered two University Nationals tournaments, impressively finishing 6th in a ten-team league in their first ever season. Despite finishing one place from the foot of the table this year, enthusiasm hasn’t degenerated. ‘We are always looking for new players whatever their experience’, says Martin Hill.

Octopush is fun and different; substitutes splash into the arena as opposed to the usual slow jog seen by footballers. Despite sounding like Chris Eubank exclaiming his love for eight-legged sea creatures, it is a sport which will hopefully gain more fanfare and members in the coming years.

Interview: Martin Keown

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What did you think, in general, of the game?


I thought it was excellent game of football, and a great occasion. Obviously we were desperately disappointed not to win, as the result of the Varsity Match will slightly overshadow the success that we have had during the course of the season.

On the day, things just didn’t go our way. We conceded bad goals at inopportune times that meant we were chasing the game for the majority of the match, but having got ourselves back into the match for the 3rd time at 3-3 we looked by far the stronger team and had the chances to win the match. It was just unfortunate that our captain miss-hit a backpass at such a crucial moment, which allowed their striker to score the decisive goal.

Did you ever think we couldn’t get back into it?


The only point at which I didn’t believe we would get a result was when they got the 5th goal to give themselves a 2-goal cushion when we were already into injury time. The team have shown incredible strength of character throughout the season, having got results from losing positions on at least 5 occasions, most notably when coming from 2-0 to draw with Oxford City just 2 weeks before the VM. We had put in an incredible amount fitness work in advance to ensure that the players had the platform to perform for the full 90 minutes, but I was actually surprised at just how much fitter than them we were going into the last 20 minutes, as we had spent the majority of the match chasing the game, which inevitably takes more out of the players.  During this period their keeper made a couple of very good saves and we perhaps lacked that ruthless streak to push home our advantage, but our real problems were at the back.

 

 Every time we seemed set to forge ahead a defensive error cost us a goal. For example, having equalized so soon after half time, to concede again straight afterwards was extremely naïve. I felt that we caused our own problems at the back as much as they created them, and were caught out by a straight ball over the top too easily. Their striker had a terrific game to score 4 goals and finished them all superbly, but I would still choose Alex Toogood, who has had an excellent season, ahead of him.

Were the players thinking about penalties at 3-3?


We had practised them beforehand, and would have been confident of victory if it had gone that far, but the team’s focus was on taking advantage of our superior fitness to win the game in normal time. On the sideline we had been making a contingency plan, and there was the possibility of bringing on our substitute goalkeeper [Nicola Ielpo, St. Edmund Hall], who has had great success in shootouts for his college this year.

What did you say at half time to elicit that goal one minute after the re-start?


I tried to emphasise that they would be sitting in the other dressing room knowing that the first half had gone as well as it possibly could for them, whereas we had not really started playing yet. The quality that we possess all over the pitch had not been reflected in the play, but I had every confidence that when we got the ball down and passed it through the team, the goals would come. Obviously, I was not expecting to score so early in the half, but it could have proved a decisive moment had we preserved the lead for a longer period. To concede so soon afterwards meant that the momentum swung right back their way, so to get another equalizer 25 minutes later showed great character.

Are there any players that you would mark out for special praise?


I am normally reluctant to single out a player’s performance as there has been such a strong team ethic within the squad, but Homer Sullivan gave such an exceptional performance that he deserves the extra recognition. Every time he got the ball he caused them problems, and for a period just after we conceded the first goal he was the only player who really took the attack to Cambridge and got his reward with a very good goal. He has been in the squad for three years, but has been injured for the last two Varsity Matches, so it was great to see him finally grasp the opportunity to fulfil his potential on the big stage.

Did Sam Hall and Tom Howell change the game when they came on?


Niko had hardly trained due to injury for 4 weeks prior to the match, but had been so effective during the season that he merited selection despite this. It was a very hard match to go into short of match fitness, so I took the decision to replace him after 55 minutes. Tom came on and held the ball up much better, and gave us more of a cutting edge up front which took the attention off Toogood, allowing him more space.
Sam Hall had been very unlucky not to start the match, and it was always in the plan to bring him on for Leon at about the hour mark – though obviously the injury to Leon forced us to make the change that bit earlier. We were fortunate to have three such talented central midfielders to call upon, and all three performed admirably despite the hectic nature of the midfield battle.

I think the performance of all the substitutes represents the strength in depth that the squad possesses.

How would you reflect on the season?


Understandably a great deal of attention will be paid to the result of the Varsity Match as it is our highest profile game, but inside the club we can take great pride in a very successful and enjoyable season’s campaign.
I have thoroughly enjoyed my year with the squad. It has been excellent to work with a group of players for whom football is not their main priority, but nevertheless bring a very professional attitude to every training session and match. It has been an excellent learning experience for me, and I hope for the players as well.

With thanks to Nik Baker

Oxford team christen Prague stadium

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For the past eight years Slavia have played in the Sparta Krc’s Stadion Evzena Rosickeho, in the Strahov sports complex, having been forced out of their original stadium by a statue of Josef Stalin.

The Blues have a long-standing connection with the Czech side; they were the first English club to play Slavia, in 1899; a record 4,000 crowd witnessed a 3-0 win for Oxford. Thirty-seven years later Prague won a re-match 8-2. In the spirit of this tradition, Martin Keown’s side have been invited to compete in the first-ever game at the 21,000 seater Stadion Eden on May 7. Slavia will be familiar to English fans, having played both Arsenal in the UEFA Champions League and Tottenham Hotspur in the UEFA Cup this season. Slavia Prague are currently second in Gambrinus Liga, so are in line to qualify for next season’s Champions League second qualifying round. They have won fourteen Czech league titles, the last in 1995/96. Premiership stars of the 1990s Karel Poborsky and Patrick Berger both started their careers at Slavia.

Blues players will get to compete against Liverpool legend and Champions League winner Vladimir Smicer, amongst others. Weeks after playing at Craven Cottage, they are said to be thrilled at the opportunity to play at another top class stadium. They will be hoping to repeat their nineteenth-century triumph.