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4th of July 2011 in Washington DC

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Poetry Professor calls for education policy re-verse

Oxford’s Professor of Poetry, Geoffrey Hill, slammed the government’s higher education reforms in front of a packed Sheldonian Theatre last week.

At the ancient Encaenia Ceremony, during which the University of Oxford awards honorary degrees and pays tribute to its benefactors, Professor Hill disparaged proposals which he said would turn students into ‘consumers and punters’.

He described his own experiences of coming to Oxford from a working class family, with neither of his parents having been to university. Hill also outlined his fears that the level of scholarships and grants which had made attending university possible for him would not be available under the new funding arrangements.

He added, ‘If even one University comes to consider their students as consumers and punters, the future of education in this country is bleak.’

Outgoing President of the Oxford Student Union David Barclay commended Professor Hill’s speech, saying, ‘As the representative of Oxford students I applaud Professor Hill for his inspiring and vitally important speech today.

‘At one of the University’s most public occasions it was crucial to acknowledge the damage being done to Higher Education by a Government policy in total freefall.

‘Like Professor Hill I find it extremely offensive to suggest that students are consumers. We are members of our University community and our rights and power come from that status, not from the size of our wallets and the level of our debts.’

Professor Hill’s speech comes just weeks after Oxford academics voted overwhelmingly for the No Confidence motion in Universities Minister David Willetts. The Philosophy department of Kings College London has also passed a similar motion, and one is due before Cambridge academics this month.

OUSU’s incoming Vice President for Access and Academic Affairs, Hannah Cusworth, also expressed her support for Professor Hill’s speech. She commented, ‘I think it’s important that universities aren’t just presented to people as solely institutions that improve somebody’s job prospects and that people should choose which university they apply to on the basis on how much it costs.

‘My worry is that in the future students who aren’t willing to take on huge amounts of debt will be put off studying at top universities, even if they are bright enough to go.’

Cusworth added, ‘I hope that the government will really work to get the message out to prospective applicants that they won’t have to pay the new higher fees up-front and that, for many people, the monthly repayments will be lower under the new system than what is currently the case’, and explained that she would be working to ensure that no one was put off applying to Oxford because of the higher headline fee.

Hill’s comments came as David Willetts’ latest plans for introducing a functioning market in higher education were outlined in a government White Paper, called Students at the Heart of the System.
The plans include encouraging universities to bid for places by reserving 20,000 places for courses with fees below £7,500 and allowing universities to offer unlimited places for students with AAB or above, whatever their total student quota.

Willetts claims his policy will put “students in the driving seat” and “put power … in the hands of students”. According to the Higher Education Minister, these new procedures are “just the start”.
However, these attempts to impose market forces on the University system are unlikely to change student numbers at Oxford. A spokesperson for the University said, “The University has no plans to increase undergraduate numbers. The tutorial and collegiate systems place a natural limit on student numbers.”

NUS President Aaron Porter argued that the changes would expose students to “the potential chaos of the market and yet there are still no concrete proposals for how quality, accountability and access will be improved.”

Cusworth commented, ‘I think because of Oxford’s traditions and approach to academic study some of the more market orientated proposals in the White Paper won’t work in the Oxford context.’

However, she added, ‘I think it’s important we don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, and I welcome Willetts’ focus on ensuring teaching is valued and always of a high quality.’

The Transfer Window – Who needs whom?

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‘Managers on the lookout, chequebooks at the ready and contracts ready to be signed.’ It is that
time of year again – commonly known as the ‘Silly Season’ – when the rumour-mills once again leap
into action as players become linked with clubs left, right and centre, betting reaches fever-pitch as
the odds tumble and clubs up and down the country get ready to splash the cash in an attempt at either
consolidating or strengthening their squads.
Arsenal
It is public knowledge that the money is there for Arsène Wenger to spend this summer and it’s a
summer which could prove pivotal for both manager and club alike. What Arsenal require is presence
in goal, although Polish Number One Wojciech Szczęsny is maturing, a centre-back partner for the
returning Thomas Vermaelen and an experienced head or physically imposing character to anchor a
midfield which, whilst certainly not short of creativity has, on occasions, found itself overpowered.
Possible INS: Christopher Samba (Blackburn Rovers); Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Southampton);
Gervinho (LOSC Lille Métropole)
Possible OUTS: Gaël Clichy; Cesc Fàbregas; Nicklas Bendtner
Aston Villa
After all the turmoil that ensued following the controversial appointment of the ex-Birmingham City
manager, Alex McLeish, the Scotsman has a difficult job on his hands. He must not only contend with
Stewart Downing seemingly following the already departed Ashley Young (Manchester United) out
of Villa Park but has to find a new Number One. Expect numerous rumours linking McLeish with
some of his former players, especially goalkeeper Ben Foster, who is rated at around £10,000,000.
Possible INS: Ben Foster (Birmingham City); Roger Johnson (Birmingham City); Wes Brown
(Manchester United)
Possible OUTS: Carlos Cuéllar; Stephen Ireland; Stewart Downing
Blackburn Rovers
Having already lost one of their most promising prospects, defender come midfielder Phil Jones,
expect Rovers to find it difficult to hang on to their club captain Christopher Samba, with Arsenal
expressing an interest in the Congolese defender. Manager Steve Kean will need to strengthen up-
front with Rovers having one of the poorest goalscoring records last season. Don’t be surprised to see
Roque Santa Cruz return to make his loan move permanent.
Possible INS: Serge Aurier (Racing Club de Lens); Ivelin Popov (Litex Lovch); Roque Santa Cruz
(Manchester City)
Possible OUTS: Christopher Samba; El Hadji Diouf; David Hoilett
Bolton Wanderers
Following the departure of Johan Elmander, Owen Coyle will be looking to bring in some firepower
to the Reebok Stadium. The loan signing in January of Chelsea’s Daniel Sturridge was a stroke of
genius. Therefore, expect Coyle to once again return for the striker as he seeks to seal a permanent
deal. The transfer fee could prove to be a stumbling block although the funds generated from the
expected sale of defender Gary Cahill could ease the problem.
Possible INS: Thiago Alcantara (FC Barcelona); Rodrigo Moreno (Benfica); Daniel Sturridge
(Chelsea)
Possible OUTS: Ali Al-Habsi; Gary Cahill; Ivan Klasnić
Chelsea
The Andre Villas-Boas era begins at Stanford Bridge. Whilst the ex-FC Porto manager has stressed
that no major changes will be made, his focus will be firmly set upon revitalising what is becoming
an ageing squad. Special attention will be paid to the midfield, with the Blues expected to step up
their chase for Croatian midfield maestro Luka Modrić as well as Palermo’s Javier Pastore. Up-front,
Didier Drogba or Nicholas Anelka could make way for the impressive Radamel Falcao.
Possible INS: Fábio Coentrão (Benfica); Romelu Lukaku (Anderlecht); Radamel Falcao (FC Porto)
Possible OUTS: Paulo Ferreira; Yuri Zhirkov; Didier Drogba
Everton
Once again Toffees manager David Moyes has little money to spend, Nonetheless, he will be as
shrewd as ever and will look to capitalize in the loan and free transfer market. If funds are to be
generated then they will have to be done so through the sale of first team players however the
Scotsman is said to be keen to hang onto the influential players in his team. Big money offers may put
pay to that.
Possible INS: Dedryck Boyata (Manchester City); Stefan Defour (Standard Liège); Sergio Canales
(Real Madrid)
Possible OUTS: John Heitinga; Leighton Baines; Yakubu Aiyegbeni
Fulham
Another year and another manager at Craven Cottage. Following the unexpected departure of Mark
Hughes, former Spurs manager Martin Jol makes a welcome return to the Barclays Premier League.
With his Dutch, English and German connections as well as a strong scouting set-up, Jol has a wealth
of experience from which to choose from. The spine of the team will remain intact however expect to
see some fresh blood injected into the team, especially in midfield and up-front.
Possible INS: Thomas Hitzelsperger (Unattached); Mounir El Hamadaoui (Ajax); Robbie Keane
(Tottenham Hotspur)
Possible OUTS: Jonathan Greening; Zoltan Gera; Andy Johnson
Liverpool
It looks like being a summer of change on Merseyside as Kenny Dalglish begins moulding his
own team. The focus is on home grown players as already demonstrated by the hefty £20,000,000
purchase of England U-21 midfielder Jordan Henderson from Sunderland. The arrival of winger
Stewart Downing will give the Reds much needed width down the flanks whilst Blackpool’s Charlie
Adam will provide further creativity in the midfield. The development of Luis Suárez-Andy Carroll
partnership up-front is eagerly anticipated.
Possible INS: Gaël Clichy (Arsenal); Charlie Adam (Blackpool); Stewart Downing (Aston Villa)
Possible OUTS: Paul Konchesky; Joe Cole; Milan Jovanović
Manchester City
They may have all the money in the world however Roberto Mancini will not be making significant
changes to his squad. The main body of the Italian’s team is in place however doubts still remain
over the defence as well as the future of the influential striker and club captain Carlos Tévez. The
Argentine has expressed a desire to return to his homeland as well as stating that he would never
return to Manchester – not even on holiday.
Possible INS: Luka Modrić (Tottenham Hotspur); Marek Hamsik (Napoli); Alexis Sanchez (Udinese)
Possible OUTS: Jérome Boateng; Emmanuel Adebayor; Craig Bellamy
Manchester United
Despite winning the Barclays Premier League Title and reaching the Champions League Final,
major changes needed to be made at Old Trafford. Promising Spanish U-21 goalkeeper David de
Gea will have big boots to fill following the retirement of Edwin Van der Sar and a replacement for
midfielder Paul Scholes remains a priority for Sir Alex Ferguson. Attention will turn either to Modrić
or somewhat surprisingly Samir Nasri who has a year left on his current contract.
Possible INS: David de Gea (Atlético Madrid); Samir Nasri (Arsenal); Edinson Cavani (Napoli)
Possible OUTS: Wes Brown; John O’Shea; Darron Gibson
Newcastle United
It’s been far from the expected summer of consolidation at St James’Park with the shock departure
of club captain Kevin Nolan to West Ham United. Alan Pardew is resigned to losing left-back José
Enrique and midfielder Joey Barton however the club have signined three French-speaking players:
midfielders Yohan Cabaye (LOSC Lille Métropole)and Sylvain Marveaux (Stade Rennais) as well
as striker Demba Ba (West Ham United). Rumours are that they’ve began filming on the French
Connection III.
Possible INS: Neil Taylor (Swansea City); Charles N’Zogbia (Wigan Athletic); Tranquilo Barnetta
(Bayer Leverkusen)
Possible OUTS: José Enrique; Alan Smith; Nile Ranger
Norwich City
Canaries manager Paul Lambert has made it clear from the outset that this summer he intends to bring
in English players, preferably with Barclays Premier League experience, to the club. So far Lambert
has secured the signings of predominately lower league players: striker James Vaughan (Everton) who
spent the second half of last season on loan at Crystal Palace; Millwall’s top goalscorer last season,
striker Steve Morrison and winger Elliott Bennett (Brighton & Hove Albion).
Possible INS: Steven Caulker (Tottenham Hotspur); Bradley Johnson (Leeds United); Anthony
Pilkington (Huddersfield Town)
Possible OUTS: Steven Smith; Owain Tudor Jones; Oli Johnson
Queens Park Rangers
They may have been a cut above the rest at the top of the Npower Championship, however manager
Neil Warnock is well aware of the transition and gap to the Barclays Premier League. Warnock will
certainly have money to spend, given the financial muscle of the board, whose members include
Indian Steel Magnate Lakshmi Mittal. You feel that keeping hold of the mercurial midfield maestro
Adel Taarabt will be key to Rangers hopes of staying up next season.
Possible INS: Marco Materazzi (Internazionale); Sulley Muntari (Internazionale); Jay Bothroyd
(Unattached)
Possible OUTS: Adel Taarabt; Leon Clarke; Rowan Vine
Stoke City
Tony Pulis will be hoping that the business he does in the summer can propel the Potters to the next
level. With Europa League football lying ahead next season, Pulis will be acutely aware of the need to
increase the size of his squad. Like Norwich City’s Lambert, the Stoke manager is looking at English
based players and has recently been heavily linked with the Birmingham city centre-back partnership
of Scott Dann and Roger Johnson.
Possible INS: Scott Dann (Birmingham City); Nile Ranger (Newcastle United); Carlton Cole (West
Ham United)
Possible OUTS: Thomas Sorensen; Tom Soares; Diego Arismendi
Sunderland
Following the departure of Darren Bent in January and now most recently Jordan Henderson, manager
Steve Bruce should in theory have around £40,000,000 to reinvest in his team. His focus will lie
in finding replacements for them with Darron Gibson a strong contender to fill Henderson’s boots
whilst, if reports are to be believed, the club have launched a £13,000,000 bid for Ipswich Town
wonderkid Connor Wickham. Signing Danny Welbeck again on loan could be a possibility.
Possible INS: Darron Gibson (Manchester United); Connor Wickham (Ipswich Town); Peter Crouch
(Tottenham Hotspur)
Possible OUTS: Anton Ferdinand; Marcos Angeleri; Asamoah Gyan
Swansea City
Brendan Rodgers worked wonders in his first season in charge of the Swans to guide them back
into the highest echelon of English football for the first time since 1983. His team playing a brand
of attractive, free-flowing football akin to that of Blackpool, so perhaps we should expect a few
unexpected surprises next season. Signing Spanish midfielder Marcos Senna would represent a major
coup for the club however reports suggests that he pursuing another season at Villarreal.
Possible INS: Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea); Marcos Senna (Unattached); Max Gradel (Leeds United)
Possible OUTS: Neil Taylor; Ashley Williams; Gorka Pintado
Tottenham Hotspur
Harry Redknapp’s admitted that he’s been told by chairman Daniel Levy that he’ll have to sell
players before he can buy. Honduran Wilson Palacios, Croatian Niko Kranjĉar and Mexican Giovanni
Santos, have expressed their frustration at not being included in the first team set-up and all three
have been linked with moves away from White Hart Lane. Spurs remain favourites to capture West
Ham United’s influential midfielder Scott Parker, having already signed Aston Villa goalkeeper Brad
Friedel.
Possible INS: Scott Parker (West Ham United); Jack Rodwell (Everton); Leando Damiao
(Internacional)
Possible OUTS: Wilson Palacios; Niko Kranjĉar; Robbie Keane
West Bromwich Albion
The quiet revolution which occurred towards the end of last season following the installation
of Roy Hodgson as manager will hope to gather momentum this summer. Hodgson’s wealth of
European experience will stand him in good stead and he’ll hope to receive a further boost with key
striker Peter Odemwingie’s staying at The Hawthorns. Blackpool’s David Vaughan looks set to join
whilst goalkeeper Scott Carson’s imminent departure has paved the way for a return for Tomasz
Kuszczak.
Possible INS: Tomasz Kuszczak (Manchester United); Zoltan Gera (Fulham); David Vaughan
(Unattached)
Possible OUTS: Scott Carson; Gabriel Tamas; Marek Ĉech
Wigan Athletic
Roberto Martinez’s decision to turn down Aston Villa’s overtures was a reminder that loyalty still
remains in football – a loyalty which has further strengthened his relationship with Chairman
Dave Whelan. Whilst the club appear resigned to losing the tricky French winger Charles
N’Zogbia, keeping Colombian striker Hugo Rodallega is absolutely crucial – his loss would
not doubt create a destabilising effect on the team. Ali Al-Habsi’s loan move will soon become
permanent once a transfer fee is agreed.
Possible INS: Ali Al-Habsi (Bolton Wanderers); Stephen Crainey (Blackpool); Craig Mackail-
Smith
(Peterborough United)
Possible OUTS: James McCarthy; Charles N’Zogbia; Hugo Rodallega
Wolverhampton Wanderers
After flirting dangerously closely with relegation last season, Mick McCarthy will hope that this
summer’s signings make a greater impact than the ones he made last season. The permanent
signing of Jamie O’Hara, who played an instrumental role in the second half of last season on loan
from Tottenham Hotspur, will come as a welcome boost. Ultimately though, the real problem which
must be rectified is in defence which was undoubtedly the team’s Achilles Heel last season.
Possible INS: Richard Dunne (Aston Villa); Johnny Evans (Manchester United); Matt Mills
(Reading)
Possible OUTS: Carl Ikeme; Greg Halford; Stefan Maierhofer

‘Managers on the lookout, chequebooks at the ready and contracts ready to be signed.’ It is thattime of year again – commonly known as the ‘Silly Season’ – when the rumour-mills once again leapinto action as players become linked with clubs left, right and centre, betting reaches fever-pitch asthe odds tumble and clubs up and down the country get ready to splash the cash in an attempt at either consolidating or strengthening their squads.


Arsenal

It is public knowledge that the money is there for Arsène Wenger to spend this summer and it’s asummer which could prove pivotal for both manager and club alike. What Arsenal require is presencein goal, although Polish Number One Wojciech SzczÄ™sny is maturing, a centre-back partner for thereturning Thomas Vermaelen and an experienced head or physically imposing character to anchor amidfield which, whilst certainly not short of creativity has, on occasions, found itself overpowered.

Possible INS: Christopher Samba (Blackburn Rovers); Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Southampton);Gervinho (LOSC Lille Métropole)

Possible OUTS: Gaël Clichy; Cesc Fàbregas; Nicklas Bendtner

Aston Villa

After all the turmoil that ensued following the controversial appointment of the ex-Birmingham Citymanager, Alex McLeish, the Scotsman has a difficult job on his hands. He must not only contend withStewart Downing seemingly following the already departed Ashley Young (Manchester United) outof Villa Park but has to find a new Number One. Expect numerous rumours linking McLeish withsome of his former players, especially goalkeeper Ben Foster, who is rated at around £10,000,000.

Possible INS: Ben Foster (Birmingham City); Roger Johnson (Birmingham City); Wes Brown(Manchester United)

Possible OUTS: Carlos Cuéllar; Stephen Ireland; Stewart Downing


Blackburn Rovers

Having already lost one of their most promising prospects, defender come midfielder Phil Jones,expect Rovers to find it difficult to hang on to their club captain Christopher Samba, with Arsenalexpressing an interest in the Congolese defender. Manager Steve Kean will need to strengthen up-front with Rovers having one of the poorest goalscoring records last season. Don’t be surprised to seeRoque Santa Cruz return to make his loan move permanent.


Possible INS:
Serge Aurier (Racing Club de Lens); Ivelin Popov (Litex Lovch); Roque Santa Cruz(Manchester City)

Possible OUTS: Christopher Samba; El Hadji Diouf; David Hoilett

Bolton Wanderers

Following the departure of Johan Elmander, Owen Coyle will be looking to bring in some firepowerto the Reebok Stadium. The loan signing in January of Chelsea’s Daniel Sturridge was a stroke ofgenius. Therefore, expect Coyle to once again return for the striker as he seeks to seal a permanentdeal. The transfer fee could prove to be a stumbling block although the funds generated from theexpected sale of defender Gary Cahill could ease the problem.

Possible INS: Thiago Alcantara (FC Barcelona); Rodrigo Moreno (Benfica); Daniel Sturridge(Chelsea)

Possible OUTS: Ali Al-Habsi; Gary Cahill; Ivan Klasnić

Chelsea

 
The Andre Villas-Boas era begins at Stanford Bridge. Whilst the ex-FC Porto manager has stressedthat no major changes will be made, his focus will be firmly set upon revitalising what is becomingan ageing squad. Special attention will be paid to the midfield, with the Blues expected to step uptheir chase for Croatian midfield maestro Luka Modrić as well as Palermo’s Javier Pastore. Up-front,Didier Drogba or Nicholas Anelka could make way for the impressive Radamel Falcao.

Possible INS: Fábio Coentrão (Benfica); Romelu Lukaku (Anderlecht); Radamel Falcao (FC Porto)

Possible OUTS: Paulo Ferreira; Yuri Zhirkov; Didier Drogba


Everton

Once again Toffees manager David Moyes has little money to spend, Nonetheless, he will be asshrewd as ever and will look to capitalize in the loan and free transfer market. If funds are to begenerated then they will have to be done so through the sale of first team players however theScotsman is said to be keen to hang onto the influential players in his team. Big money offers may putpay to that.

Possible INS: Dedryck Boyata (Manchester City); Stefan Defour (Standard Liège); Sergio Canales(Real Madrid)

Possible OUTS: John Heitinga; Leighton Baines; Yakubu Aiyegbeni


Fulham

Another year and another manager at Craven Cottage. Following the unexpected departure of Mark Hughes, former Spurs manager Martin Jol makes a welcome return to the Barclays Premier League.With his Dutch, English and German connections as well as a strong scouting set-up, Jol has a wealth of experience from which to choose from. The spine of the team will remain intact however expect tosee some fresh blood injected into the team, especially in midfield and up-front.


Possible INS:
Thomas Hitzelsperger (Unattached); Mounir El Hamadaoui (Ajax); Robbie Keane(Tottenham Hotspur)

Possible OUTS: Jonathan Greening; Zoltan Gera; Andy Johnson


Liverpool

It looks like being a summer of change on Merseyside as Kenny Dalglish begins moulding hisown team. The focus is on home grown players as already demonstrated by the hefty £20,000,000purchase of England U-21 midfielder Jordan Henderson from Sunderland. The arrival of wingerStewart Downing will give the Reds much needed width down the flanks whilst Blackpool’s CharlieAdam will provide further creativity in the midfield. The development of Luis Suárez-Andy Carrollpartnership up-front is eagerly anticipated.


Possible INS:
Gaël Clichy (Arsenal); Charlie Adam (Blackpool); Stewart Downing (Aston Villa)

Possible OUTS: Paul Konchesky; Joe Cole; Milan Jovanović

Manchester City

They may have all the money in the world however Roberto Mancini will not be making significant changes to his squad. The main body of the Italian’s team is in place however doubts still remainover the defence as well as the future of the influential striker and club captain Carlos Tévez. TheArgentine has expressed a desire to return to his homeland as well as stating that he would neverreturn to Manchester – not even on holiday.


Possible INS
: Luka Modrić (Tottenham Hotspur); Marek Hamsik (Napoli); Alexis Sanchez (Udinese)

Possible OUTS: Jérome Boateng; Emmanuel Adebayor; Craig Bellamy
Manchester United

Despite winning the Barclays Premier League Title and reaching the Champions League Final,major changes needed to be made at Old Trafford. Promising Spanish U-21 goalkeeper David deGea will have big boots to fill following the retirement of Edwin Van der Sar and a replacement formidfielder Paul Scholes remains a priority for Sir Alex Ferguson. Attention will turn either to Modrićor somewhat surprisingly Samir Nasri who has a year left on his current contract.

Possible INS: David de Gea (Atlético Madrid); Samir Nasri (Arsenal); Edinson Cavani (Napoli)

Possible OUTS: Wes Brown; John O’Shea; Darron Gibson

Newcastle United

It’s been far from the expected summer of consolidation at St James’Park with the shock departureof club captain Kevin Nolan to West Ham United. Alan Pardew is resigned to losing left-back JoséEnrique and midfielder Joey Barton however the club have signined three French-speaking players:midfielders Yohan Cabaye (LOSC Lille Métropole)and Sylvain Marveaux (Stade Rennais) as wellas striker Demba Ba (West Ham United). Rumours are that they’ve began filming on the FrenchConnection III.


Possible INS:
Neil Taylor (Swansea City); Charles N’Zogbia (Wigan Athletic); Tranquilo Barnetta(Bayer Leverkusen)

Possible OUTS: José Enrique; Alan Smith; Nile Ranger


Norwich City

Canaries manager Paul Lambert has made it clear from the outset that this summer he intends to bringin English players, preferably with Barclays Premier League experience, to the club. So far Lamberthas secured the signings of predominately lower league players: striker James Vaughan (Everton) whospent the second half of last season on loan at Crystal Palace; Millwall’s top goalscorer last season,striker Steve Morrison and winger Elliott Bennett (Brighton & Hove Albion).

Possible INS: Steven Caulker (Tottenham Hotspur); Bradley Johnson (Leeds United); AnthonyPilkington (Huddersfield Town)

Possible OUTS: Steven Smith; Owain Tudor Jones; Oli Johnson

Queens Park Rangers

They may have been a cut above the rest at the top of the Npower Championship, however managerNeil Warnock is well aware of the transition and gap to the Barclays Premier League. Warnock willcertainly have money to spend, given the financial muscle of the board, whose members includeIndian Steel Magnate Lakshmi Mittal. You feel that keeping hold of the mercurial midfield maestroAdel Taarabt will be key to Rangers hopes of staying up next season.

Possible INS: Marco Materazzi (Internazionale); Sulley Muntari (Internazionale); Jay Bothroyd(Unattached)

Possible OUTS: Adel Taarabt; Leon Clarke; Rowan Vine

Stoke City

Tony Pulis will be hoping that the business he does in the summer can propel the Potters to the nextlevel. With Europa League football lying ahead next season, Pulis will be acutely aware of the need toincrease the size of his squad. Like Norwich City’s Lambert, the Stoke manager is looking at Englishbased players and has recently been heavily linked with the Birmingham city centre-back partnershipof Scott Dann and Roger Johnson.

Possible INS: Scott Dann (Birmingham City); Nile Ranger (Newcastle United); Carlton Cole (WestHam United)

Possible OUTS: Thomas Sorensen; Tom Soares; Diego Arismendi


Sunderland

Following the departure of Darren Bent in January and now most recently Jordan Henderson, managerSteve Bruce should in theory have around £40,000,000 to reinvest in his team. His focus will liein finding replacements for them with Darron Gibson a strong contender to fill Henderson’s bootswhilst, if reports are to be believed, the club have launched a £13,000,000 bid for Ipswich Townwonderkid Connor Wickham. Signing Danny Welbeck again on loan could be a possibility.

Possible INS: Darron Gibson (Manchester United); Connor Wickham (Ipswich Town); Peter Crouch(Tottenham Hotspur)

Possible OUTS: Anton Ferdinand; Marcos Angeleri; Asamoah Gyan

Swansea City

Brendan Rodgers worked wonders in his first season in charge of the Swans to guide them backinto the highest echelon of English football for the first time since 1983. His team playing a brandof attractive, free-flowing football akin to that of Blackpool, so perhaps we should expect a fewunexpected surprises next season. Signing Spanish midfielder Marcos Senna would represent a majorcoup for the club however reports suggests that he pursuing another season at Villarreal.

Possible INS: Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea); Marcos Senna (Unattached); Max Gradel (Leeds United)

Possible OUTS: Neil Taylor; Ashley Williams; Gorka Pintado


Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp’s admitted that he’s been told by chairman Daniel Levy that he’ll have to sellplayers before he can buy. Honduran Wilson Palacios, Croatian Niko Kranjĉar and Mexican GiovanniSantos, have expressed their frustration at not being included in the first team set-up and all threehave been linked with moves away from White Hart Lane. Spurs remain favourites to capture WestHam United’s influential midfielder Scott Parker, having already signed Aston Villa goalkeeper BradFriedel.

Possible INS: Scott Parker (West Ham United); Jack Rodwell (Everton); Leando Damiao(Internacional)

Possible OUTS: Wilson Palacios; Niko Kranjĉar; Robbie Keane

West Bromwich Albion

The quiet revolution which occurred towards the end of last season following the installationof Roy Hodgson as manager will hope to gather momentum this summer. Hodgson’s wealth ofEuropean experience will stand him in good stead and he’ll hope to receive a further boost with keystriker Peter Odemwingie’s staying at The Hawthorns. Blackpool’s David Vaughan looks set to join whilst goalkeeper Scott Carson’s imminent departure has paved the way for a return for Tomasz Kuszczak.

Possible INS: Tomasz Kuszczak (Manchester United); Zoltan Gera (Fulham); David Vaughan(Unattached)

Possible OUTS: Scott Carson; Gabriel Tamas; Marek Ĉech


Wigan Athletic

Roberto Martinez’s decision to turn down Aston Villa’s overtures was a reminder that loyalty stillremains in football – a loyalty which has further strengthened his relationship with ChairmanDave Whelan. Whilst the club appear resigned to losing the tricky French winger CharlesN’Zogbia, keeping Colombian striker Hugo Rodallega is absolutely crucial – his loss wouldnot doubt create a destabilising effect on the team. Ali Al-Habsi’s loan move will soon becomepermanent once a transfer fee is agreed.

Possible INS: Ali Al-Habsi (Bolton Wanderers); Stephen Crainey (Blackpool); Craig Mackail-Smith(Peterborough United)

Possible OUTS: James McCarthy; Charles N’Zogbia; Hugo Rodallega


Wolverhampton Wanderers

After flirting dangerously closely with relegation last season, Mick McCarthy will hope that thissummer’s signings make a greater impact than the ones he made last season. The permanentsigning of Jamie O’Hara, who played an instrumental role in the second half of last season on loanfrom Tottenham Hotspur, will come as a welcome boost. Ultimately though, the real problem whichmust be rectified is in defence which was undoubtedly the team’s Achilles Heel last season.

Possible INS: Richard Dunne (Aston Villa); Johnny Evans (Manchester United); Matt Mills(Reading)

Possible OUTS: Carl Ikeme; Greg Halford; Stefan Maierhofer

Interview: Conor O’Brien

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‘You guys are really quiet,’ says a slightly bemused Conor O’Brien to the enrapt O2 Academy. Such is the respect in the room for the lyrically rich and atmospherically crafted songs that constitute Villagers’ debut album, Becoming A Jackal. Written by O’Brien, who, for all intents and purposes, is Villagers, Becoming A Jackal is an album that began as a sketch (the same sketch which went on to become the album artwork), and whose chief themes combine everything from transfiguration to death. It has seen Villagers nominated for last year’s Mercury Prize and honoured with an Ivor Novello Award for the lead single ‘Becoming A Jackal’, cementing their place on Britain’s musical scene and O’Brien’s reputation as a song writer.

When we talked earlier in the day, O’Brien commented that ‘it’s a weird thing about awards. It’s nice to be nominated, particularly for the less commercially driven ones like the Ivors because it’s voted for by other musicians. But I’m just trying to not let it go to my head and concentrate on writing.’ The success that the last year has brought should certainly be enough to enhance any band’s confidence. Coming off the back of a tour supporting Elbow in arenas across the country, O’Brien felt that ‘our songs seemed to fit in that bigger environment. They’re kind of cinematic and because of that they have the potential to fill the large spaces.’ Asked if that meant he preferred playing the big arenas to the more intimate venues he replied: ‘Not really. You can never pre-determine whether a show is going to be good. It depends entirely upon the atmosphere of the room and the people. It differs from venue to venue.’

There was certainly no sign of any stadium hangover as Villagers took to the stage. O’Brien began the set solo, playing a new song about statues which revealed the humorous side of his song-writing and immediately captured the attention of the crowd. His live renditions differed saliently from the studio versions; ‘The Meaning of the Ritual’ featured the kind of breakdown ending that we are more used to hearing at the end of the album version of ‘Pieces’, whereas ‘Pieces’itself was performed by O’Brien as another simple acoustic solo number.

O’Brien confesses to be ‘too much of a perfectionist when recording. I recorded all the instruments on the album myself and then taught them to the other guys in the band the way that I played them. It’s nice to take the songs on tour because they develop; the guys in the band are all my friends from home and they each develop their own take on the songs.’

The show itself featured four or five new songs including ‘The Bell’ and ‘Memoir’, the latter of which was recently released in collaboration with Charlotte Gainsbourg for Record Store Day. On the possibility of a new albumO’Brien remained elusive: ‘I can sort of see the shape of the new album but it won’t be out for a while – maybe not even next year. Sometimes I go through phases, like now, where I wonder if I’ve lost the ability to write songs just because I haven’t written one for a couple of weeks. I want to be sure that I have a set of songs that are ready to be released and sound like an album. I just hope people will wait around long enough to hear it.’ Judging by the attentive silence of the O2 audience, I am sure that they will.

Somerville student killed in crash

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Jonathan Roberts, a first year historian at Somerville, died in the early hours of the morning of the 25th of June, the weekend before he was due to start his prelims.

Jonathan, known as Jonny to his friends, was hit by a car on the A34 exit slip at Redbridge Hollow, heading towards Kennington. He was taken to the John Radcliffe hospital, but later died from his injuries.

Somerville has said that the College is “saddened by this tragedy” and extends “deepest sympathy to the Roberts family and all of Jonny’s many friends”.

The College’s statement reads, “The entire community of Somerville is shocked and saddened by Jonathan’s tragic death.

“His tutors and fellow students have paid tribute to his ‘upbeat and sunny nature’, an ‘easy-going guy who knew how to have fun’ and ‘a truly lovely guy’. He was excellent company and enjoyed Oxford life to the full.

“Our thoughts and sympathy are with his family and friends, in this dreadful time of loss and sorrow. He will be very much missed.”

Somerville held a gathering in celebration of Jonny’s life at their chapel on Thursday. The commemorative service featured organ music by Sam Baker (Pembroke), singing by the Somerville choir and a prayer by John Donne read by Roberts’ friend Charlie Chichester.

Jonny’s personal tutor Dr Natalia Nowakowska gave an address, describing Jonny as a “slight and funny young man, always ready with a smile and a humorous comment, with an enquiring mind and a big personality.”

Jonny’s family have released a tribute saying they are devastated by the loss.

“Jonathan was best friend and mentor to his three sisters, Sarah, Lizzie and Helena. He was a wonderful son and made his parents [Russell and Penny] very proud of who he was and what he had achieved.

“He had lovely friends, whom I know he would want to go on and do well in life with a spot in their hearts – that is Jonnie.”

Friends have remembered Jonny fondly. One Oxford student commented, “I knew Jonny from home, he was such a great guy and I was so happy he was around at Oxford too. I was so shocked to hear about the road accident, you never think that sort of thing happens to your friends. Everyone will really, really miss Jonny.”

The family and Thames Valley Police are appealing for anyone with information about the incident to contact Thames Valley Police on 08458 505 505, or alternatively the charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

Dr Nowakowska’s address can be read in full at http://www.some.ox.ac.uk/CMS/files/JonnyRobertsaddress.pdf.

Pringle wins Union Presidency

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Lauren Pringle has defeated Cyrus Nasseri to become President of the Oxford Union.

Pringle beat Nasseri by 543 votes to 391. She will take up the post in Hilary 2012, serving as President-Elect next term.

Luke Eaton will take up the post of Librarian-Elect next term after securing 450 votes. John Lee won the post of Treasurer-Elect, after running unopposed.

When Orient meets Occident

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The music of Haydn floats through the University Church of St Mary’s. Each note is spoken with impeccable diction, voices plucked out to sing brightly over flurried layers of sound. Four musicians are seated before the altar, slowly coaxing glowing lines of song from their Stradivariuses. Suddenly it is brought to a halt. The cellist throws a glance at the vaulted ceiling. ‘What I’m really concerned about is how the articulation is going to sound in here’ he mutters as the quartet launches into a process of democratic consultation, broken only by the sound of a violin or viola testing the church acoustics. The legendary Tokyo String Quartet is warming up.

Founded in 1969 at the prestigious Juilliard School of Music, the Tokyo Quartet have come to dominate a position of unparalleled respect. With seven Grammy nominations, the Grand Prix du Disque Montreux and numerous Gramophone magazine nominations, the four musicians truly are the nobility of the classical music world – no mean feat in an obsessively competitive art form. The quartet are in Oxford to play a Japan benefit concert for victims of the earthquake and tsunami. ‘It’s our way of helping out, perhaps not financially but at least in spirit’, explains Kikuei Ikeda, second violin in the quartet. ‘Japan is a country that has experienced many problems. It’s a country that we feel a close connection to. It’s a country to which we often return.’

The quartet’s shifting relationship with Japan is one that has come to define its character. ‘We started off as four Japanese who went to the same school and who were rooted in the same background,’ says Ikeda. Over four decades on the quartet has faced striking cultural changes, not least the arrival of its first non-Japanese member in 1981. ‘There was huge pressure from our management to stay completely Japanese’, Ikeda recalls, ‘after all, we were the Tokyo Quartet! We had been Japanese for twelve years and that had created a culture where we always had to be the same. We tended to hide our personalities in the early years.’ Now composed of a Canadian, a Brit and two Japanese, the quartet seems remarkably free of any cultural tensions. ‘It was a huge change and above all it was a striking language change,’ Ikeda observes of his Western colleagues. ‘But it was what we needed. Cultural differences played a big part in removing us from an insular framework and granting us four independent minds.’ 

The quartet nevertheless remains something of an anomaly within classical music. Four Japanese creating a successful string quartet in the 1970’s within a tradition revolving around “dead white men” was always going to be surprising. While classical music has increasingly found a hungry market in the Far East, the old prejudices still remain. The recent signing of the Seoul Philharmonic to the great German label Deutsche Grammophon caused an uproar among conservative circles earlier this year. Ikeda acknowledges his quartet’s unique position. ‘We were certainly a significant change from the very beginning. To see four Japanese on stage playing classical music shocked many audiences! And we were lucky to emerge at just the right time. Any earlier and we may not have made it.’

So what are the quartet’s plans? ‘The music always comes first. That is very important,’ Ikeda reflects. ‘We‘ve spent the last three years working on Beethoven and it’s been an amazing journey. The musical life of Beethoven was unique – still so full of triumph to the very end’. But it’s time for a shift in the quartet‘s focus. ‘We’d love to revisit the Bartók quartets,’ enthuses Ikeda, ‘our record label, Harmonia Mundi, seems to be the only company that allows us the freedom to record what we want. That’s a wonderful thing. Revisiting works we have recorded before is always an interesting challenge. Tradition is always open to so many interpretations.’

I leave the musicians as they launch into a Schumann quartet, filling the church once more with delicately crafted sound. Classical music has increasingly been struggling with accusations of complacency and stagnation, not least in the unhappy era of arts cuts. The Tokyo Quartet seems to offer up an uncompromising proposition. The old school focus on the established string quartet repertoire is defiantly traditional. Yet the quartet’s supranational history is far from orthodox. In these times of crisis the Tokyo Quartet is a reminder of classical music’s heritage as well as a symbol for its potential to adapt.

Review: Chad Valley – Equatorial Ultravox

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Long since dethroned from the position of sound-of-the-moment, the genre of chillwave has taken a sharp downturn in recent times. Over four years since Panda Bear’s seminal Person Pitch helped shape the genre in its infancy, chillwave’s artists have done little to develop their core aesthetic, content instead to rework and refine rather than drastically rethink their sound. And with its washed out textures and dreamy vocals, it would be easy to label Chad Valley’s sophomore EP, Equatorial Ultravox, as yet another unnecessary addition to the already bloated chillwave canon.

Indeed throughout Equatorial Ultravox, Hugo Manuel (the Oxford based musician behind Chad Valley) does not shy away from any of the usual clichés. On ‘I Want Your Love’ and ‘Fast Challenges’, Hugo’s vocals are buried beneath swathes of reverb and swooning synths forming a shimmering bed of sound which is certainly pleasant if slightly anonymous. What’s more, at points throughout the EP the production strays from merely bland to somewhat sickly with gratuitous amounts of autotune layered atop Hugo’s voice.

On occasion, however, Hugo makes a strong case for his relevance alongside his contemporaries; the fleeting moments where his vocals are allowed to take the spotlight are simply spellbinding. Comparisons to the vocal style of Noah Lennox (a.k.a. Panda Bear) have been numerous, and not entirely misplaced, but Hugo’s voice carries so much more depth and brute force than Lennox’s choirboy delivery. The soaring vocal melodies of standout tracks ‘Acker Bilk’ and ‘Shapeless’ display Hugo’s talents in all their glory; as he moves seamlessly between a full baritone and a glorious, pure falsetto one is struck with a distinct impression of what might have been if only the vocals had not been so obscured elsewhere.

As one of Oxford’s most consistently exciting musicians of the last few years, both as Chad Valley and with the 4 piece Jonquil, it is surprising to see Hugo Manuel so in awe of his influences on Equatorial Ultravox. Whilst this record does display a considerable amount of promise, Hugo is going to have to focus on what makes his project unique if he is going to save Chad Valley from slipping politely into the background in the future.

Kathy Peach and UN Women

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In a small room towards the back of Jesus’ second quad, Kathy Peach, Head of External Affairs at the international development charity VSO, is giving a talk on the UN’s newest agency UN Women. She pauses. She apologises. “Sorry,” she says, “I keep on saying ‘basically’, and I’m not sure why.”

Perhaps because what she is talking about is very basic. Or at least, it ought to be. Women make up 49.5% of the world’s population, and one may reasonably hope that this equality is reflected in statistics in other fields. Well, women make up 18.4% of parliamentarians globally. Women signing peace treaties stack up at a measly 2.4%. Luckily this disparity is rectified by other figures, such as women making up 70% of the world’s poor, or doing 66% of the world’s work while earning 10% of its income. Swings and roundabouts, maybe gender inequality isn’t such a problem after all.

Founded earlier this year, UN Women is the latest in a line of UN agencies designed to bring about gender equality, and Kathy Peach is one of the leading lobbyists in the UK trying to make sure it receives the support it needs. She outlines some of its priorities, saying UN Women “will particularly address areas that have been neglected by the UN system previously, so issues around violence against women, women’s ability to earn and income, and women’s ability to have a say in decisions that affect their lives and their involvement in local and national politics.”

However, the UN has traditionally been poor at tackling gender inequality. Heard of UNICEF? Probably. Heard of UNIFEM? Perhaps less likely. They certainly never featured on the kit of the best football team in Europe. Peach explains that “the way the UN previously dealt with Women’s issues was fragmented, under-resourced and didn’t really deliver for women on the ground.” She continues, “We’re asking for the UK government to make a core funding contribution £21 million annually, which is the same amount of money as they gave previously to UNICEF… we believe that the UK government should give as much support to women as they do to children.”

Of course, things aren’t as simple as that, they never are. Especially in the current political and economic climate, where funding for obscure UN agencies doesn’t have huge political capital attached to it. But, given how the news these days is all about Ken Clarke’s idea of “serious” rape, international “slutwalks” and how “sexual attacks on women are being used as a weapon in the Libyan conflict”, it is also a climate where clearly gender issues are increasingly high on the agenda.

Despite its clear relevance to problems close to home, finding political support for its funding is still a challenge. Cameron has come under fire from his own party for his plans to increase aid funding, with critics such as Liam Fox, the defence secretary, (unsurprisingly) among the “aid sceptics”. However, while there has been some political resolve from the government in terms of protecting aid, the signals from the Department for International Development suggest that funding for UN Women will be determined by “results”, suggesting a somewhat reduced enthusiasm for the venture then when it was first being campaigned for by the UK under Labour.

However, Peach feels that increased aid spending is easily justified. “From VSO’s perspective, we don’t believe that the current economic situation should be an excuse for forgetting about the world’s poor. For many of the people that we support, aid money is the difference between life and death.” She also puts the financial demands of UN Women into perspective. “In terms of the financial contribution, what we’re asking is just 0.2% of the overall overseas aid budget. We think that will deliver real value for money, both for the government’s aid agenda and driving broader change across the whole of the international community.”

The issue of funding becomes starker when Peach outlines UN Women’s current financial situation. “UN Women is suffering from a massive funding shortfall at the moment. So far only $69 million of new money has been pledged to it this year, and only $33 million dollars of that has been received by UN Women. And that’s against a target set by Ban Ki-moon and the UN member states of $500 million… We’re concerned that if the UK doesn’t stand up and make a substantial funding contribution urgently, then UN Women is going to fail before it’s even got off the ground.” If the UK, who supported the founding of UN Women from the outset, fails to provide financial support for the agency, then the prospects of other member states coming through with the money UN Women needs in its critical early stages is slim. “We hope that by making a funding commitment themselves, the UK will put pressure on other member states within the UN to up their contributions themselves.”

And investing in UN Women makes sense, because investing in women generally makes sense. One hopes that nowadays people can see the intrinsic value of gender equality, but in case they can’t, Michelle Bachelet, Head of UN Women and described as a “walking almanac of gender statistics” by the Guardian, will have a suitable economic or political stat for almost any gender query. Did you know that women in poorer communities spend 90% of their income on their families, compared to men, who will spend 40%? Or costs the Australian government $A13.6 billion in medical care, childcare and lost productivity, which is $A3.6bn more than the fiscal stimulus they pumped into the economy last year? While instrumental reasoning when it comes to gender inequality can be controversial, Peach is supportive of it. “What we mustn’t forget is that women’s rights and women’s equality have a value in their own right, so they they are a goal and an end in themselves. But, increasingly, it is being recognised is that actually by achieving women’s rights and equality, it brings economic and social benefits that will help not just women but also their families and communities and also their countries and economies as a whole.” And if such reasoning lends the issue political salience, then surely it is to be welcomed.

Peach also emphasises the personal role of Michelle Bachelet, and claims that she will be central to any success the agency might achieve. “Bachelet is absolutely critical. She has had a very strong record as President of Chile, she is an incredibly committed woman, she is a strong and decisive leader and exactly the person that UN Women needs as this early stage in its life. She instilled a lot of confidence and I think that’s another reason why the UK government shouldn’t hesitate in making a large funding contribution to UN Women, as it has a clearly strong and capable leader in Michelle Bachelet.”

When Ban Ki-moon came to Oxford last term, I, feigning friendship with a reporter from Reuters, got my way into the champagne reception afterwards. While others posed for photos and congratulated him on his speech, I took my 15 seconds of fame to ask him about whether he thought UN Women would be fully funded. He reassuringly looked me in the eye. “No problem,” he told me. Being the world’s most consensual politician, it is perhaps his job to reassure me. This summer, when UN Women publishes its targets and Andrew Mitchell with the rest of DFID reveal how much the UK will contribute to the agency, will perhaps reveal a more telling answer to the extent of a problem that UN Women faces. For the idea of UN Women may seem basic to many of us, Kathy Peach and Mr Ban alike. We can only hope that its implementation is just as simple.

Review: The Failed Anthology

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When I was asked to review an anthology by ‘The Failed Novelists’, I was slightly apprehensive. I’ve been burned before by attempting to appreciate amateur creative writing (my primary school writing club – brrr), and any group actively embracing failure didn’t exactly entice me. Was this going to be some kind of clever-clever ‘ironic’ mess, representing the decline in modern fiction? Or was this going to be some self-righteous postmodern look at the craft of the novel? Either way, I wasn’t anticipating a very fun Saturday morning.

Oh how wrong I was.

Before I get onto the anthology, I should say a little bit about the novelists themselves. The Failed Novelists’ Society is probably the biggest, and certainly the most inclusive, creative writing society in Oxford, allowing anybody to join regardless of experience or accomplishment. The name comes from the idea that all novelists are failed novelists, no matter how well they sell, because what you eventually write will never match the original conception in your head. The importance is to keep on trying, and not be afraid of failure. Many of the society have been published, and the Failed Novelists’ anthology is the only student writing book to be produced in Oxford.

This anthology is a nice mix of styles, taking in poetry and prose and variants within those classifications. Selena Wisnom’s Underwater Archaeology is a skilfully structured piece, following the thoughts of an archaeologist reminiscing about her time at Oxford. As she dives into the silent seas she is more concerned with finding relics of an ancient past than preserving her own, letting happy memories fade like a peeling photograph.

Another narrative by James Benmore, Bitter, is a fascinating character study. As Terry consoles his recently jilted friend, we grow to realize the unreliability of our narrator and the simmering, unspoken bitterness that comes from Terry’s treatment by his friends. The whole piece rings true, with a striking maturity considering the age of the author. In fact, I’d say that about many of the works within the anthology, such as the poem Giraffe in a Palestinian Zoo, by Tom Nailor. Opening with a quotation from the Qur’an, the piece tackles the thorny subject of the Israeli-Palestine war by looking at the death of a truly innocent bystander: the giraffe of the title. The Giraffe has no concept of war, but is a casualty of the conflict just the same with his death described in grim medical detail. The poem is an inspired take on the cost on innocent life in war, and on forced sacrifice.

My favourite piece in the anthology has to be Ling Low’s She Danced the Robot, an achingly realistic take on first love. The story follows the young protagonist’s realization about the fickle nature of attraction, and is full of wry observations and laugh-out-loud moments. Anyone who’s been in love, been to a club or even just been a teenager will find much to love in this very sweet story.

I don’t have enough space here to mention all the authors, but I would like to say that while some pieces are a little rough around the edges, the varied writing in the anthology is of a very high quality. Some of the poetry was a little over my head, but there’s something here for everyone. One word comes to my mind now thinking about the Failed Novelists:

Success.