Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Blog Page 1690

A Bluffers’ Guide to: First Wave Hardcore

0

Age? Most would locate the genre’s beginnings in the late ’70s, with its existence and underground popularity continuing throughout the mid to late ’80s.

Ok, so why ‘hardcore’? The bands who are associated with the genre’s beginnings wanted to play punk in the way they believed punk should be played – harder, faster, more technical and with no major label involvement. Any form of corporation was frowned upon, or more aptly, spat on.

So, quite a DIY ethos then? Incredibly so. Most original hardcore labels put out records on vinyl pressed in batches of only a couple of hundred, and were run by members of prevalent bands on the scene. Ian Mackaye for example, lead singer of the ‘straight edge’ band Minor Threat, formed Dischord, one of the scene’s most prevalent labels.

Sorry, ‘straight edge’? The band created the term in their song of the same title in order to put a name to their vehement no drink, no drugs, no casual sex lifestyle. Many hardcore bands followed suit, many did not, but the lifestyle still exists today in many genres of music which take influence from hardcore.

Interesting. So how did the scene become widespread? Bands toured relentlessly – we’re talking six people and gear packed into a minivan driving across the USA, playing every night for four weeks. Plus, fanzines were created constantly and circulated throughout local scenes, creating hype, hype and more hype.

That’s a lot of touring… It is. But live shows were the best place to hear hardcore and the bands realised this. Boundaries between stage and audience became blurred from constant stage diving, crowd surfing and the controversial phenomena that is slam dancing.

Sounds fun. Where did the genre go? If we’re talking first wave, the scene collapsed in the mid ’80s because of its growing reputation for extreme violence. People stopped coming to gigs for the music and started to come for the inevitable fight. However, many hardcore scenes still exist today. UK labels such as Holy Roar and Thirty Days Of Night are leading the way in this country, responsible for the rise of such popular modern bands as Gallows.

Check out our selection of five bona fide bangers:

‘Rise Above’ – Black Flag

‘Pay To Cum’ – Bad Brains

‘Guilty of Being White’ – Minor Threat

‘Kill the Poor’ – Dead Kennedys

‘I’m Not a Punk’ – Descendents

Hear all these tracks, and more, on the accompanying Spotify playlist.

Oxford’s Aussies rule

0

Australian rules football (AFL for the uninitiated) is a game adored in small pockets of Australia but which, alas, has never really taken off anywhere else in the world (largely because all other males are insufficiently masculine to attempt to play it).

The spectators who watched the brilliant display by Oxford in the 92nd AFL Varsity match on Saturday will no doubt rectify the hitherto undeservedly low appreciation of this sport. Even now, tales are flying around campus regarding the athleticism, skill and courage of the antipodean participants, as well as the sheer range and volume of profanity directed at the Tabs by Oxford’s magnificent, indefatigable captain, Nikolas Kirby.

Ultimately Oxford triumphed convincingly, with the final score being 65-36, even though they lost their best player prior to kick-off, Sam Stranks, .

The team had trained long and hard throughout the winter despite the protestations of the University Parks groundsmen, who resented 30 vaguely overweight Australians ruining their pitches without a hint of a booking. In the lead up to the varsity match they had already chalked up impressive wins against Birmingham University and the Reading ‘Roos’.

Thus the scene was set for an epic encounter, with the weather glorious and the pre-match banter of the very highest standard (‘the game starts at the opening whistle, boys… remember which direction we’re supposed to be going… they look pretty overweight…’).

Oxford dominated the opening quarter with backman Hugo Batten (author of this piece) heard to demand sandwiches and a coffee, such was the paucity of action in the defensive half (no such sandwich or coffee was forthcoming – the waterboys were useless). Tim Cole was a veritable possession magnet and the Tabs looked severely outclassed.

Alas, a swing in momentum in the second quarter allowed Cambridge to kick a couple of quick goals in the lead-up to half time. Nevertheless the Oxford dressing room was confident, and Phil Clark, in his 11th AFL varsity game, vociferously articulated a cunning strategy for victory: in essence, it centred on the inescapable insight that if we kicked more goals than they did, we would, in all likelihood, win the match. Steeled by this profundity, Oxford stormed out and commenced the second half with gusto.

Trav McLeod, like a latter-day Achilles, swept all before him in the third quarter and was ably assisted by Grey Johnston and Hugh Wolgamot.  The fourth quarter continued in a similar vein with Sebastian Hartford-Davis, Eli Ball, Sam Power and Eugene Duff making telling contributions. Jarrod Voss of Cambridge attempted to staunch the flow, but was powerless before the armada of talent which Oxford unleashed in the latter portion of the match.

Needless to say, after a performance that will be quickly assimilated into the annals of modern sporting legend, the events after the game were a Bacchanalian blur. The most that can be said was that Baby Love bar received a fiscal stimulus from the Australian economy that will no doubt distort the balance of payments between Australia and the UK for many decades to come.

Blue Moon, you won’t be standing alone

0

It has recently been announced that Oxford women are more fervently drawn to Blues players than any other University members. This is purely because of their superior, in-depth knowledge of their respective sports, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they’re generally tall, dark-haired and brooding, and “I’d had a bottle and a half of wine before we even hit the bar”.

This pioneering breakthrough was discovered accidentally by a student during a night out at Bridge. “Conversation revolving around exceptional tactical astuteness has been clinically shown to be the key to unlocking a woman’s heart,” he explained. “And trust me: I’m a first-year medic, so everything I say that has any sort of link to the human anatomy must be completely correct.”

Such views are evidenced across the student population, as one Camera frequenter confirmed: “Every time I enter the club I can’t help but be drawn to the VIP rugby Blues table – the extensive discussions about advanced counter-rucking make me weak at the knees! The iron-strong pecks and lean upper thighs are nothing but a distraction: one mention of the word ‘maul’ is all it takes for me to turnover!”

Another club-circuit regular displayed a similar unsuppressed instinct, saying, “I know it sounds primitive, animalistic and downright morally degrading, but I just can’t get enough of the strategic nuances of approaching a 148 finish in darts. You just don’t get that level of expertise at college level.”

It is thought that these findings may provide answers to wider issues experienced in the game outside of the Oxford bubble. Footballing oracle Mark Hannay hypothesised, “It’s why chants at football matches are centred on player controversies and the continual abuse of the opposition fans. If the crowd bellowed out ‘And we’re playing 4-2-3-1 ‘cos we can’ to the tune of ‘She’ll be coming round the mountain’ every time their number 10 exploited the hole between defence and midfield, the female members of the crowd wouldn’t be able to control themselves. There’d be full on riots!”

Football psychologist Ben Dover added, “If women weren’t so irrationally aroused every time we provide comprehensive analysis of the game, then maybe footballing crowds wouldn’t be forced into full-on pitch invasions, violent hooliganism and racial abuse. If we can’t sing about the benefits of zonal marking without causing instant mayhem then what can we do to pass the time but throw flares into each other’s faces?”

It is hoped that this discovery will put to rest any unfounded offence which Blues-pursuing women may have suffered, as footballing WAG Fawn Dilmabawl elaborated, “My friends all say I just shagged him because he’s got a Blue, and it’s about as close as I’m going to get to bashing the Tabs. But since this development the abuse has completely stopped: one even suggested that if I get through the whole starting eleven, maybe by the end of Hilary I’ll understand the offside rule!”

Netballers neuter tame Tabs

0

Tensions built up before the match, as the second team’s loss left Oxford having to shut their sobbing comrades out of their minds to focus on the task ahead.

The Blues suffered a poor start, with Cambridge having the edge and the majority of the possession. The only thing that prevented them gaining a sizeable lead was their totally abject shooting, displaying a stunning inability to get the ball through the net. As it was, Oxford seemed sluggish by comparison, and as they went into the first quarter break two points down it was clear that a slight change in game plan was needed.

At quarter time the coach was able to turn to two key players on the team, centre Eloise Waldon-Day and goal shooter Nat Redgrave (with Sir Steve proudly watching on in what was clearly the biggest sporting event he’d ever been a part of), initially rested because of slight injuries. Once the first choice line-up was restored, the Blues picked up the pace, with long, fast balls flying in from the mid court to the hero Redgrave who netted them with ease (being only a couple of inches shorter than the ten foot post does help). This Bolton-esque approach to netball proved effective, as from that point Oxford took charge of the match and gave themselves a comfortable lead as the half drew to a close. 

After half time the match became even more one-sided. Redgrave and goal attack Natalie Hoon were almost metronomic in their shooting, punishing Cambridge at every opportunity, while in defence incoming Sports Fed president Hannah McKay dominated her opposition with a number of athletic blocks to deny the Tabs any chance of narrowing the gap. The match almost became dull for spectators, in fact, with the main source of interest being whether Oxford could outscore their opponents 2:1 or merely 3:2.

The final score of 48 goals to 32 was comfortably the greatest margin of victory in living memory, and although player of the match was awarded to Redgrave for her flawless display in the D, it could almost have been awarded to anyone in Dark Blue, such was their dominance.

Lax defence costs Oxford

0

On the last Saturday in February University Parks was transformed into a sea of light and dark blue war paint, banners and ribbons. The pitch still fresh with the stud marks of the Swifts’ successful Tab-shoeing, the women’s Blues lined up for a stick check, knowing that all the hard work, sacrifices and 7am sprint practices had been leading up to this moment.

This was the match that everybody had been waiting for: crowds had gathered in their hundreds for the last lacrosse match of the day, and as the starting whistle blew, the spectators roared and waved their banners in support.

The first few minutes saw end-to-end play with a couple of great saves from Oxford goalkeeper, Alice Leach. The Dark Blues proceeded to have two goals disallowed in two minutes, one for a crossover and the other on the controversial grounds that a show from Emily Dally had hit the post, not the back of the net.

With the Oxford coach Raj Rout fuming on the sidelines, the home team finally broke the deadlock with a goal from straight attack Emily Sever. This came shortly after Cambridge defence Anna Harrison had been cautioned for a dangerous tackle and was relegated to the sidelines for two minutes.

Next it was Oxford midfielder Fiona Murphy’s turn to get a yellow card. Cambridge took advantage of their man-up situation to draw level with a goal from captain Alanna Livesey. After some solid settled play around the Oxford goal, Sever struck again with a brilliant assist from Lucy Andrew, but this lead was short-lived as Cambridge almost immediately pulled the score back to level.

This was the catalyst for a period of Cambridge-dominated play. The visitors went ahead for the first time with a well constructed goal from Laura Plant, and they quickly scored another, prompting Oxford to call a time-out with seven minutes remaining in the first half. The 90-second break served only to spur Cambridge on, and by half time they were four goals to the good, following a double from Welsh international Ellie Walshe, making it 6-2 to the Tabs.

As the players took to the field for the second half, it was Cambridge who remained on top for the first five minutes, scoring two more goals from settled play. Needing six to get back to level, Oxford managed to pull one back with captain Char Houston firing the ball into the top corner to make it 8-3, but the visitors proceeded to score twice in quick succession, putting victory all but out of reach for the hosts.

A goal from Sever, completing her hat trick, and another from Houston five minutes later tightened the score for the home team and gave them a glimmer of hope. But subsequent scores from Cambridge attackers, including Alice Bush, increased their lead to seven with five minutes left on the clock. A late goal from Fiona Murphy was a mere consolation for Oxford who, despite keeping up the fight until the final whistle, were beaten by the better team on the day.

The visitors had pulled two far ahead at the end of the first half for the Dark Blues to complete a valiant comeback. Elsewhere, however, Oxford enjoyed a clean sweep. The Men’s 1st XII thrashed their light blue counterparts 12-0, with the 2nd XII winning 4-2. Oxford’s mixed team and the women’s XII also emerged on top after close games, to make it an overall triumph for the Dark Blues. 

Heart disease drug may ‘reduce implicit racial bias’

0

A recent study by researchers at the University has found that those who consume a specific type of heart disease medication are less likely to be racially prejudiced at a subconscious level.

The drug, propranolol, is commonly used to treat anxiety and panic as well heart disease, but also acts on the part of the brain involved in emotional responses such as fear, upon which some scientists believe that racism is founded.

The study, led by Dr Sylvia Terbeck, required 18 participants to consume propranolol and another 18 to take a placebo. The participants then undertook the IAT (Implicit Attitude Test), which involves the sorting of images of dark and light skinned individuals as well as negative and positive words.

The results of the test showed that, unlike any members of the placebo group, a third of those who took the drug obtained a negative result, meaning that they were implicitly biased against any racist sentiments.

However, Dr Terbeck warned against any claims that propranolol could be taken to modulate human behaviour. She stated, It is to jump to conclusions if people think that the pill cures racism; it misinterprets the findings. What we found was that it had an effect on implicit racial bias.”

She explained that racism is a “complex thing,” and added, “This drug affects one component. Your attitude to a lot of people consists of what you feel and think. This drug changes what you feel, not what you think.”

As well as examining their implicit bias, participants were also tested on their explicit racial attitudes after taking propranolol. In the latter, the drug was found to have no effect.

Nonetheless, Dr Terbeck was keen to stress that the findings were “promising”, adding, “It might give us some more understanding about the brain.”

Such feelings were shared by Professor Julian Savulescu, director of the Oxford Centre for Neuroethics and a co-author of the study, as he stated, “[This] research raises the tantalising possibility that our unconscious racial attitudes could be modulated using drugs, a possibility that requires careful ethical analysis.”

He warned that “Biological research aiming to make people morally better has a dark history,” and added, “Propranolol is not a pill to cure racism.” He concluded by calling for a “better understanding” of the side effects of the drug.

In response to the findings, one second year biochemist commented, “I have taken propranolol before and I honestly didn’t notice any difference in my thoughts about people of a different race. It may be because I wasn’t thinking about it at the time but even reflecting on it now, I really don’t think there was any difference.”

Another added, “Somehow I don’t think it’s going to turn neo-nazis into people who protest for minority groups.”

£10,000 spent on fake Oxford room

0

A sixth form college in Hackney has spent £10,000 creating a copy of an Oxford tutor’s study.

Formerly a staff room, the “Red Room” in BSix Brooke House Sixth Form College has been designed to make inner-city students feel less intimidated by interview surroundings. It aims to help encourage them to apply to Oxford and other top universities. 
£4,000 was spent on building the room and £6,000 on appropriate furnishings, including an adjacent garden with replica classical sculptures. It is modelled on the colours of Pembroke College, Oxford, as part of the “Pem-Brooke” partnership programme between the school and the College. 
Dr Peter Claus, senior research fellow in history at Pembroke, teaches BSix students in the Red Room three days a week, running tutorials and seminars throughout the year. He believes that all academics ought to perform a similar “public duty” in light of “urgent” social mobility problems.
Last year, three quarters of the 319 BSix students who went to university were the first in their family to do so. Only 10 of those attended Russell Group institutions while just one student went to Cambridge in 2011, and another to Oxford in 2010. 
Headmaster Ken Warman said he was keen to grow the strategy and improve such figures. He told Cherwell, “We work with 13 other universities on similar programmes. In 2010, 10 students were on such a scheme. Our goal is that, by 2015, every student will be.”
Luke Pearce, a 16-year-old student at BSix, who wants to be the first in his family to study at university by reading PPE at Oxford, approves of the room, saying, “Just stepping in makes you feel quite inspired and privileged.”
Mr Warman stressed that, “If you go to Oxford it is a daunting experience. But if our students have already done it, they will be much more able to cope without being thrown by the unfamiliar surroundings.”
A first-year at Wadham, also educated in East London, commented, “Although it seems like a good idea, I feel there is more emphasis on “style over substance’”, but went on to state, “that said, this style of practice might be the perfect stimulus for some students, especially in regards to self-esteem and their perception of Oxford”. 
Simone Webb, a first-year PPEist, was more critical, responding, “I think that £10,000 could be better spent on improving the quality of education at the sixth form, which would far better prepare students for Oxbridge admissions.”
However, Mr Warman pointed out that he was “devoting the whole institution to the pursuit of high standards for all” and explained that use of the room would be open to all Hackney schools.
Helen Robb, St Anne’s JCR President, felt that, “At interview, one of the most important things for all applicants is to feel confident in expressing their ideas regardless of their environment. If the study can help this in any way, then of course it’s a good thing for those applicants who have access to it.”
Yet Hertford student Rhys Owens remarked: “If you’re the kind of person who gets intimidated by a building or a room, I’m doubtful as to whether applying to Oxbridge would really be the right choice.”
Reacting to accusations that it was “intimidating”, the University emphasised that it is “holding more than 1,500 outreach events across the country, trying to break down some of the myths that still persist about Oxford and its admissions process”.
Charlotte Hendy, Pembroke JCR President, was supportive of the scheme, adding, ‘The link between Pembroke and BSix has been an extremely successful initiative. The replication of the study at the school is just one of a number of phases that students go through to give them insight into what studying at Oxford, and other such institutions, is like. It recognises just how important it is to make the student feel comfortable and prepared for the interview process, and we hope that it will aid the scheme as it continues to go from strength to strength.’

Formerly a staff room, the “Red Room” in BSix Brooke House Sixth Form College has been designed to make inner-city students feel less intimidated by interview surroundings. It aims to help encourage them to apply to Oxford and other top universities. 

£4,000 was spent on building the room and £6,000 on appropriate furnishings, including an adjacent garden with replica classical sculptures. It is modelled on the colours of Pembroke College, Oxford, as part of the “Pem-Brooke” partnership programme between the school and the College. 

Dr Peter Claus, senior research fellow in history at Pembroke, teaches BSix students in the Red Room three days a week, running tutorials and seminars throughout the year. He believes that all academics ought to perform a similar “public duty” in light of “urgent” social mobility problems.

Last year, three quarters of the 319 BSix students who went to university were the first in their family to do so. Only 10 of those attended Russell Group institutions while just one student went to Cambridge in 2011, and another to Oxford in 2010. 

Headmaster Ken Warman said he was keen to grow the strategy and improve such figures. He told Cherwell, “We work with 13 other universities on similar programmes. In 2010, 10 students were on such a scheme. Our goal is that, by 2015, every student will be.”

Luke Pearce, a 16-year-old student at BSix, who wants to be the first in his family to study at university by reading PPE at Oxford, approves of the room, saying, “Just stepping in makes you feel quite inspired and privileged.”

Mr Warman stressed that, “If you go to Oxford it is a daunting experience. But if our students have already done it, they will be much more able to cope without being thrown by the unfamiliar surroundings.”

A first-year at Wadham, also educated in East London, commented, “Although it seems like a good idea, I feel there is more emphasis on “style over substance’”, but went on to state, “that said, this style of practice might be the perfect stimulus for some students, especially in regards to self-esteem and their perception of Oxford”. 

Simone Webb, a first-year PPEist, was more critical, responding, “I think that £10,000 could be better spent on improving the quality of education at the sixth form, which would far better prepare students for Oxbridge admissions.”

However, Mr Warman pointed out that he was “devoting the whole institution to the pursuit of high standards for all” and explained that use of the room would be open to all Hackney schools.

Helen Robb, St Anne’s JCR President, felt that, “At interview, one of the most important things for all applicants is to feel confident in expressing their ideas regardless of their environment. If the study can help this in any way, then of course it’s a good thing for those applicants who have access to it.”

Yet Hertford student Rhys Owens remarked: “If you’re the kind of person who gets intimidated by a building or a room, I’m doubtful as to whether applying to Oxbridge would really be the right choice.”

Reacting to accusations that it was “intimidating”, the University emphasised that it is “holding more than 1,500 outreach events across the country, trying to break down some of the myths that still persist about Oxford and its admissions process”.

Charlotte Hendy, Pembroke JCR President, was supportive of the scheme, adding, ‘The link between Pembroke and BSix has been an extremely successful initiative. The replication of the study at the school is just one of a number of phases that students go through to give them insight into what studying at Oxford, and other such institutions, is like. It recognises just how important it is to make the student feel comfortable and prepared for the interview process, and we hope that it will aid the scheme as it continues to go from strength to strength.’

Afghanistan: the beginning of the end

0

In the early hours of Sunday morning, sixteen Afghan civilians, nine of them children, were killed by a rogue US Army soldier stationed at a base in Panjwai, Kandahar province. He acted alone in what many speculate was a pre-meditated attack. The soldier has not been named but the AP news agency quoted officials saying that he is 38, married with at least two children.  While his motivations remain unclear, one thing is certain. For America, this marks the beginning of the end of the Afghan mission.

This is not the first time soldiers have intentionally killed civilians. In 2010, four soldiers killed three unarmed men in Maiwand district. But the timing of these killings is significant. Afghans are still reeling from the accidental burning of Qurans in late February which led to widespread riots which left over 30 people dead, including two U.S. military officers killed Saturday in a heavily guarded Afghan government ministry. This came shortly after a video leaked showing US Marines urinating on the corpses of men they had killed. The Taliban have threatened a violent retaliation to the killings which has reignited anti-American sentiment and further undermined the delicate American battle for Afghan hearts and minds.

The great irony in Afghanistan is that the efforts of American generals and senior government officials to gain local support for the NATO mission has not been undermined by the large number killings of civilians which have come as the result of intentional drone strikes or other forms of military engagement. Rather a few, random, unpredictable scandals for which the US cannot be blamed have done the most damage.

Obama has interpreted the growing frequency of such scandals as a confirmation that it is time to withdraw, but perhaps it is the withdrawal itself which has increased volatility. Knowledge that the NATO presence is nearing its end, the Taliban are reinvigorated and have interpreted the withdrawal as a victory. The announced withdrawal has also changed the mind set of the Americans. The top command insist that America continues to have a long term interest in a stable and prosperous Afghanistan, but it is hard to communicate these sentiments down through the chain of command to the soldiers on the ground. Ordinary troops no longer feel the US has a great stake in the future of Afghanistan and even fear they have lost the support of the American people.

Over the next few days, Afghanistan will be on a knife edge. Some bases have doubled the number of soldiers on watch duty while others have begun guarding their barracks as well. Initial reports suggest protests have not reached the levels seen last week after the accidental burning of Qurans but regardless of whether Afghans choose to take to the streets, their faith in the American presence is waning. The feeling is mutual.

The Two Gentlemen of Verona: Actor’s Blog

Acting is, let’s be honest about it, something of an ego massage. A massage in the form of clapping and whooping and hugs from people you fancy and wise handshakes from people you wish would adopt you. It’s an activity based on being looked at and listened to by a crowd of people. If you’re good at it, lots of people want to look and listen to you, and it will be a large crowd. If you’re really good, they’ll want to do this for an extended period of time. They may even be willing to forgo common first world luxuries such as long, open-mouthed yawns of boredom and inconspicuous genital scratching. The best actors can render a very large crowd silent with awe and provoke most unusual behaviour: phones are switched off to prevent the distraction they are intended to provide; eating is done quietly or not at all; whispering will result in frowning and negative telepathic waves from nearby crowd members; and a laissez-faire policy on toilet breaks is repealed in favour of fascistic bladder discipline. Why? All to create an atmosphere more conducive to watching and listening to a bunch of actors prancing and yelling like their lives depend on it.

It’s nearly the Easter Vacation. I, like all the other actors in Two Gentlemen of Verona, are going through the usual process of poking around with the script, working out why on Earth we’re saying and doing the things that our scripts tell us to say and do. Kate O’Connor is going through the usual motions of a director, caressing everything into the right shape and right consistency, like a potter sketching out the first curves of a new pot. So far, it’s like any other play. It’s Shakespeare so we feel grand and impressive; as though if we say anything with enough conviction it’s bound to make an impression on the audience, who, in their jaw-dropped state of amazement at our fabulous diction and dextrous facial expressions will no doubt be mesmerised by such an inspiring, perhaps even intimidating abundance of talent.

Except this isn’t just like any other play. And if they’re silent something has gone wrong. If they don’t involuntarily wolf-whistle at Amelia Sparling’s Silvia then something is wrong. If they don’t cringe in agony at Ed Seabright’s Proteus then something is wrong. If they don’t palm their foreheads with embarrassment whenever Tim Gibson’s Valentine opens his mouth, snort with laughter every time Stephen Hyde’s Launce steps on stage and audibly roll their eyes every time Speed makes a horrific pun, then something is wrong. No: this will be a proper garden play. And that means the sun will shine (it will), the wind will be light but noticeable, and the grass will be bouncy and comfy for you to roll out your table cloths and unfurl your meticulously packed picnic sets and sip your Pimm’s and scoff your scones. So please, please do whisper to your friends; do laugh and point and spit your drink out in surprise. No it isn’t a pantomime, but it isn’t in a stuffy theatre somewhere either. You aren’t going along with that bizarre game that we all play every time we decide to top up on some culture and become ‘theatre-goers’.

You see, we will be having fun. We’ll be singing Sinatra and skipping around and cycling across stage and climbing trees and then jumping out of them. In fact, take this as a challenge: if you can have more fun than us then I’ll buy you drinks.* We’ll be having fun not just because we’re actors who love strutting about on stage (love that though we do), but because we’ll be playing around with a hilarious script, with a group of hilarious colleagues on a beautiful summer’s day in one of the most beautiful gardens in the country, if not the world.

I guarantee that I’ll be in good company. Hopefully, you too will be with friends who want something nice to do in the sun. Well, Two Gentlemen of Verona will be jolly, jolly nice.

 

*I probably won’t buy you drinks, but I will make you tea or give you a high-five.

 

Barney Iley-Williamson is playing ‘Speed’ in Barbarian Productions’ The Two Gentlemen of Verona, to be performed May 1st-5th in Christ Church Cathedral Gardens. Tune in next term for perspectives on memorising lines, finding props, bonding with toy dogs, and the run-up to opening night. For more information about Two Gents visit their website, www.barbarian-productions.com, or follow them on twitter @twogentsox.

Sermon preaches accepting homosexuality

0

The Revd Dr Andrew Teal has been applauded this week for a sermon given at Pembroke Chapel, in which he encourages the acceptance and affirmation of the LGBTQ community from the Church.

The sermon, entitled ‘An Overdue Apology’, explains Teal’s decision to hang a Rainbow Flag inside Pembroke Chapel as “an opportunity” to connect the religious and social symbolism of the rainbow, and to “challenge the Churches and some perceptions of faith as merely an instrument of oppression or control”.

The sermon began, “This week has been a very public one for Pembroke College, but it has focused attention on issues which are really quite public for wider Church and society.  I want to begin with an unconditional affirmation, however: that equality and inclusion, the protection of the vulnerable, and the right of all students and staff to explore questions around, and exercise the dignity of, their sexualities and genders without fear of hostility, ridicule or being belittled, is an absolute and irreducible starting point and the ground for all relations in this place.”

He then went onto criticise Cardinal O’Brian’s recent Sunday Telegraph article, entitled “We cannot afford to indulge this madness.”, in which he opposes the government’s plans to legalize gay marriage from the perspective of the Coalition for Marriage as they will ‘shame the United Kingdom in the eyes of the world’.

Teal continued, “So why is this flag here tonight? Together with an icon of Noah and the Covenant of whom the Rainbow is a symbol in the Jewish, Christian and Islamic faiths, here is a sign of God’s commitment to the life of each creature after the fury of the flood. It’s a sign of absolute commitment to each person’s authentic life, guaranteeing not only the right to exist, but the right and duty to flourish and to build a society together where love may be the guide. You could say that’s not what the rainbow alliance flag actually means in public perception. Well, perhaps it is an opportunity to make such connections, and to challenge the Churches and some perceptions of faith as merely an instrument of oppression or control.

Inhabiting who we are is the hardest part of the journey of being human: ‘Dost thou know who made thee’ asks Blake in the anthem the choir has just sung – made thee – just as thou art… The faiths hold out to us a challenge – to inhabit who we are perfectly – that’s what holiness and perfection are, not corresponding to a set of external and often self-contradictory and ambiguous norms, but to live with integrity the path of our lives without shame or fear: and to equip other people to be who they might be – to build a world of hope and tenderness and colour – a rainbow alliance, building on the first universal covenant made with all living creatures – manifesting and celebrating the obligation to flourish. So, in Cardinal O’Brien’s words, ‘We cannot afford to indulge this madness’ – we cannot afford to collude because of our fears with the rhetoric which ridicules and contributes to cultures of bullying, we can’t afford fear.

Teal closed his sermon in a redrafting Pope John XXIII’s prayer apologising for the Catholic community’s collusion with Nazism and historical anti-Semitism. He said, “I’m not the pope – nor even a Cardinal – and I can’t speak on behalf of the Roman Catholic Church, or apologize or contribute to the discussion on behalf of Cardinal O’Brien after his article in today’s Sunday Telegraph: but I can redraft this prayer for myself, and the confused Anglican community of which I am a part:

We realize today how blind we have been throughout the centuries and how we did not appreciate the beauty of all your people, or recognize your  features in our belittled brothers and sisters who are lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, intersex, queer, questing, asexual, or heterosexual. We are becoming uncomfortably aware the stains of persecution upon our heads and hands, and of the power of prejudice in our arguments and attitudes. In the course of centuries our sisters and brother have been lying bleeding and in tears on the ground through our fault, only because we have forgotten your love. Forgive us our unjustified condemnation of those whose gender does not conform to our conventions. Forgive us that by crucifying them we have crucified You again, and deny much that is uncomfortable within ourselves. Please forgive me, forgive us. We still do not grasp what we are doing.’ 

He ended, “If flying a rainbow flag can communicate that – you are not alone – to one desperate, lonely, or rejected soul, then I will wear one.”

Thomas Barber, LGBTQ Rep at Pembroke college, was “extremely grateful to the Chaplain for his decision to hang the rainbow flag”. He told Cherwell, “Andrew is of course a very highly respected figure who members of the community look to for moral guidance and spiritual insight. His deliverance of such a progressive and forward-thinking sermon was an extremely courageous move which will undoubtedly go some significant way to increasing the sense of self-worth of many members of, and encouraging more tolerant and understanding views in society towards, the LGBTQ community.”

Pembroke’s MCR President, Gabriel Schenk, commented, “It was beautifully written and expressed, and the tone was just right — not judgemental, not political, just a rush of genuine love, kindness, and clear thinking.” Following the sermon, Pembroke MCR unanimously chose to support the JCR’s original motion to raise the Pride flag, and expressed their gratitude to the chaplain for his words.

Jess Pumphrey, OUSU LGBTQ Officer, said “It’s great to see a church figure promoting equality and showing that the animosity shown to LGBTQ people by the church is needless and not in line with the values of Christianity. It is very affirming for students to be openly accepted by their wider communities such as their churches and colleges, not just within the LGBTQ community itself”.