Tuesday 24th June 2025
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Procrastination Destination: Cherwell Boathouse

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Punting: the obvious summer-time distraction for bored twenty-somethings in university towns, most of whom have read Brideshead Revisited a few too many times. Morning, afternoon or evening, punting is low-risk and highly enjoyable, and has for hundreds of years been used to woo lovers and push friends in the river. We all know about the Magdalen Bridge punts, but get on your bike and up North into Summertown, and you will find a quieter and decidedly more idyllic punting spot.

The Cherwell Boathouse is one of the most beautiful spots on the river, and rents out 80 punts, which operate on a first come first serve basis at the weekend. Summertown may sound daunting, as with anywhere in Oxford that is not a metre from your doorstep, but it is close to LMH, next to the Dragon School, and a mere ten minute cycle from the centre of Oxford.

If the scenery wasn’t enticing enough, there is something so very ‘Oxford’ about a spot of summertime punting, which people seem to love to hate, but secretly just plain love. What better way to preserve your strident anti-elitist views than to have a quiet punt in North Oxford where you won’t be seen, and at any rate are certain not to clash with a punt-full of excited tourists. For those who are more into either exercise or adventure, (or rowing) the Boathouse also rents out rowing boats and canoes. Anyone for white water rafting?

In addition the boathouse owns the Teahut bar and café, a reasonably priced spot for a post-punt gin and tonic in the sunshine, as well as the Cherwell Boathouse Restaurant. The restaurant is the ideal spot to whisk the parents off to when you have exceeded your overdraft and are growing tired of Quod. It boasts a sunny river- side terrace which is a great scenic accompaniment to the delicious food that they serve. The puddings are particularly good, so bin any notions of ball diet now.

As days out go, it’s not the cheapest: punts will set you back £70 for six people, but you do get it for the whole day, and some colleges have a system which means they go on your battels (practically free money…). If you haven’t yet squandered all your cash they do great packed picnics and afternoon teas to order in advance which you take on your punt so that contact with the outside world is absolutely minimal. Although Trinity has mostly left us doing sun dances in desperation, there have been sunny days, and when the next one comes you know how to spend it. So grab your disposable camera, your cheapest Prosecco (who cares, as long as its fizzy), and do the Oxford thing.

Oxford dating website re-launched

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An online dating website aimed exclusively at Oxford students is set to relaunch this year.

OxfordRomance.org, OxRo, founded in 2008, has been given a new lease of life after four students agreed to relaunch it. In its first incarnation, the site was a huge success, with almost 15,000 dating profiles submitted and in excess of 5 million messages sent by its users.

The site describes itself as “A free chat and romance site set up specifically for students of Oxford University. It’s philanthropic: we do this for the satisfaction of making people happy.”

Though OxRo was highly successful when first active, it was not the first website of its kind. Its Cambridge-based predecessor, Romance.ucam.org (CamRo), enjoyed even greater success.

Site creator Richard Neill, a former undergraduate and current DPhil student at Trinity College, Cambridge, said that OxRo and CamRo provided “a service much lacking”.

“In Cambridge, there was quite a lot of romance and intrigue, a few late-night liaisons and so on, so we decided to establish the site,” he told Cherwell.

He added, “You have to find out if you can make an emotional or at least an intellectual bond with someone before dating them. I think it’s much more likely that you’ll form a lasting relationship in that way rather than with someone you got with in a club.”

Neill noted that both OxRo and CamRo had been victims of their own success, as those who successfully found partners tended to leave the site. Since both halves of successful couples leave the site at the same time in cases like these, the site continues to have an imbalance of men and women, as the former outnumber the latter three to one.

The site, despite these issues, has led to 424 successful relationships, with some users striking even luckier. “We’ve been so successful and made so many people happy,” said Neill. “There have been 13 weddings that I know of and one baby on the way – it’s quite heartwarming.”

Neill added, “I’ve lost about £500 hosting it, mostly on server costs and events. It really is heartwarming, however, to know that I’ve brought people together.”

One second year History student took a negative of the view of the site however, commenting, “The site’s quite in keeping with the general trend of Oxford thinking, as people believe themselves to be superior to others.

“It’s depressing to think that Oxford students feel that they will only find intelligent, suitable partners in Oxford, and through a dating site at that.”

One English student at St Peter’s disagreed, commenting, “As a virile, sexually dominant alpha male I find it increasingly hard to locate women in Oxford with whom I have not slept. This will help.”

A first year psychologist at New College, meanwhile, praised the site’s slogan, “Date someone as smart as you”, blaming past relationships on intellectual disparities.

He said, “When dating in the past, I’ve often struggled with girls’ inabilities to keep up with my intellectual charm and witty references to baroque music. I feel this website will be perfect for finding someone who matches me in sheer calibre.”

Keble reject portrait of Queen

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A motion to put a £200 official portrait of the Queen in Keble JCR has failed, with 54 votes against, 17 votes for, and 24 abstentions.

The motion, to “Spend £193.80 on purchasing an official framed portrait of Her Majesty The Queen for placement in the JCR”, was proposed by JCR member Alexander King as the Queen “has served this country gloriously all her life”. He said that there was a lack of “official recognition of this service in the JCR”.

It was suggested that “the placement of a portrait of Her Majesty in the JCR would be a fitting way of fulfilling such recognition.” However, concerns were raised by JCR members that a portrait of the Queen in the JCR could make some people feel “uncomfortable”, particularly prospective students who come to the JCR during interviews.

King told Cherwell, “I proposed the motion as I felt that in this Jubilee year it was important for the Keble JCR, specifically the JCR as a representation of the student body, to recognise the glorious service the Queen has given this country. It was voted down mainly on the spurious contention that it would be divisive, which I feel was propagated by a vocal minority of the Keble students at the meeting who swayed the rest of those present.”

He continued, “I feel very sad that on this issue Keble has shown itself to be woefully out of touch with the rest of the British population, 80% of whom currently support the monarchy, and feel indebted to the Queen for her service.”

Keble JCR President Basil Vincent disagreed commenting, “I think that some saw the portrait as potentially divisive, and with a special Jubilee Hog Roast this Sunday the general feeling was that enough is already being done to commemorate Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee.”

One Keble student added, “Nearly £200 to support someone who was born into a certain family is not really economical use of money. Also, we have a lot of international students and it is not fair to show some kind of political allegiance they do not agree with.”

OUP unveil new app

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Oxford University Press has released some of the novels featured in its famous Bookworm Graded Readers series as iPod, iPhone and iPad apps.

The series provides classics of English literature adapted for students learning the language to help them learn outside the classroom.

The app allows users to read and listen to a range of texts, from Alice in Wonderland to Pride and Prejudice, graded by difficulties from stage 1 to 6.

Harriet Seymour from the Oxford University Press said “It’s incredible motivating for a student to discover they can read stories such as the Sherlock Holmes stories in English.”

She also said that the app had potential to attract new readers: “by making the stories available as apps we open them up to students who prefer using mobile devices to reading a book” .

The app provides colourful illustrations to engage learners as well as interactive vocabulary tests so that they can keep an eye on their progress.

Research by the Extensive Reading Foundation shows that reading texts at or just below students’ level of compete’nce is one of the most effective ways of improving their language skills.

Native English speakers are exposed to 7 million words a year whereas in the classroom students encounter far fewer words, typically about 10,000 in a year.

Reading works in the native language can increase this exposure to around a million words in one year.

A first year language student said, “The app looks very handy-reading literature in the native language has really helped me get to grips with the language.’

Another linguist, Adam Lambert commented, “The app sounds like a brilliant idea. I would have really appreciated literature with exciting illustrations to help me in my studies this year.’

Vice Chancellor returns from Asia trip

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Oxford’s Vice-Chancellor, Professor Andrew Hamilton, has recently returned from a trip to Asia to forge and reinforce links in the region, particularly in the medical sciences.

Professor Hamilton spent a week in the region visiting Hong Kong, Beijing and Tokyo from the 12th to the 19th May, and met Chinese Minister of Health, Dr Zhu Chen, to discuss Oxford’s medical research collaborations in China.

Hamilton said, “It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the medical research collaborations between Oxford and China are changing global health.”

On the final day of his trip Professor Hamilton met with Japanese Crown Prince Naruhito and Crown Princess Masako, who are both Oxford alumni.

A University spokesperson commented, “We are an international university with a global outlook, and there’s simply no international institution in the world now for whom Asia, and especially China, isn’t important.

“Oxford has many, many links with both China and Japan, and these go back centuries. Oxford had its first Chinese visitor in 1687.”

Oldest musical instruments discovered

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A team of researchers led by Oxford Professor of Archaeological Science Tom Higham have uncovered what are believed to be the world’s earliest examples of musical instruments. 

An excavation this month at a cave in Geissenkloesterle, Germany, revealed flutes made from either bird bone or mammoth ivory. Experts have speculated they may have been used for ‘recreation of religious reasons’.

The find’s location has thrown into question a previous view, held by many scientists, that modern humans only settled in the upper Danube region after an extreme climactic phase 40,000 years ago. 

Carbon dating has suggested that the instruments were made between 42,000 and 43,000 years ago.

‘Modern humans during [this] period were in central Europe at least 2,000-3,000 years before this climatic deterioration, when huge icebergs calved from ice sheets in the northern Atlantic and temperatures plummeted’, explained Prof Higham.

‘The question is what effect this downturn might have had on the people in Europe at the time.’

It is widely believed that music may represent just one of several human traits that gave homo sapiens a natural advantage over the less developed Neanderthals.

Student opinion in Oxford was buzzing with excitement at the prospect of what the instruments could tell us about human history.

One anonymous music student, who identified the ‘musics and sounds of ancient times’ as one of his core interests, claimed that the flutes ‘could represent a major milestone in the history of music history.’

‘I might start playing with mine again’, he added.

Tudor name is misnomer claims don

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Research by Oxford’s Dr Cliff Davies has found that the term ‘Tudor’ was hardly ever used in the 16th century.

Dr Davies, a History tutor at Wadham, has discovered that until the final years of Elizabeth’s reign, the term was very rarely used to refer to the governments of the kings and queens we now know as the ‘Tudors’.

Of the numerous documents, pamphlets, poems and plays studied by Davies, only a single poem was found which uses the term, which refers to the 1603 transferral of royal power from Elizabeth Tudor to James Stuart.

Davies argues that common references to the ‘Tudor Monarchy’ both by historians and in the arts has brought about a misconception by which the period has come to be thought of as unduly glamorous and unified.

Davies said, “The word ‘Tudor’ is used obsessively by historians, often as a quite unnecessary reinforcing adjective to add an appropriate ‘period flavour’ to their work, but it was almost unknown at the time.”

“While the Tudor name was celebrated in Welsh language writings, it was considered an embarrassment in England – Henry VII’s paternal grandfather Owen Tudor was played down and Henry VIII boasted instead of the ‘Union’ of the families of Lancaster and York embodied in himself.

“There is no sense in which the ‘Tudor’ monarchs thought of themselves as ‘Welsh’, or took pride in their descent from a Welsh adventurer.”

Davies said that the discovery was significant in that it shines a light on the disunity between the governments of Henry VII, Henry VIII and Elizabeth I.

He added that the idea of ‘the Tudor people’ is misleading because it “gives a false sense of people identifying with their monarch. The very term implies a degree of automatic ‘loyalty’ which is unwarranted.”

Finally, Davies takes issue with the notion that the ‘Tudors’ believed themselves to be living in a specific age, distinct from the ‘Middle Ages’.

Fresher historian Alex Krook was less positive about Davies’ findings. “Inaccurate maybe, but I’ll let my historical judgment temporarily slide for an excuse to watch Jonathan Rhys-Meyers get his kit off.”

Man attacked at Bridge

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Police were called to the Bridge Bar and Club at around 2.40am on Saturday morning in response to reports that two men had been assaulted.

The victims were taken to be treated at the John Radcliffe hospital for injuries to the face. A 23 year old Oxford resident sustained severe injuries to his eye, while another man suffered broken teeth.

The officer leading the investigation, Detective Constable Karl Ralph, said, “This was a very nasty attack which might cost one of the victims the sight in one eye.”

Two men were arrested on suspicion of grievous bodily harm with intent, a 23 year old man from Oxford and a 28 year old man from Kidlington.

The Thames Valley Police informed Cherwell that the men have since been released on police bail and will appear in court in July.

The assault is believed to have taken place in the VIP area of the nightclub, which is a favoured spot for many student revellers on a weekly basis. When contacted by Cherwell, the Bridge declined to comment on the incident.

Emma Finlayson, a first-year student at St Peter’s, expressed relief that the incident had not taken place at a student event. She said, “I go to Bridge every Thursday so I’m really glad this didn’t happen on one of the big student nights.”

Finlayson added, “I don’t think this kind of thing would happen on an Oxford uni night. I haven’t ever seen a serious fight among students on a night out.”

The Thames Valley Police is currently appealing for witnesses to the assault to come forward with information.

Oriel hit swan in Summer VIIIs

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Oriel’s victorious Men’s 1st rowing team hit a swan on their way to becoming Head of the River during the Summer XIIIs competition.

Phil McCullough, Secretary of Oxford University Rowing Clubs, said, “On Wednesday 23rd May, on the first day of Summer Eights, Oriel made contact with a female swan on green bank. OURCs used a launch to track the injured swan and contacted a local swan charity, Swan Lifeline.

“Under the instruction of the charity volunteer, OURCs used both of their launches and a number of committee to assist in the safe capture of the injured swan so that it could receive veterinary attention.”

The swan was found after a one and a half hour search and had to have its broken wing amputated. It now lives in Cuckoo Weir Island, a swan sanctuary in Windsor run by Swan Lifeline.

McCullough continued, “OURCs makes all efforts to avoid collisions with swans, and all events include the contingency for halting racing should a collision be likely. On Thursday, one race was halted to prevent a collision between a racing crew and a swan.

“Unfortunately, in this instance, a swan that had been safely tucked into the bank appears to have moved sufficiently to be struck by the Oriel crew before anything could be done to prevent it.”

“OURCs would like to thank Swan Lifeline for their rescue of the swan and will be making a donation to the charity in the near future.”

All unmarked, wild mute swans are legally property of the Crown and therefore injuring a swan can amount to criminal damage, an offence which has been successfully prosecuted in recent years.

Ben Mansfield, Men’s Captain of Boats at Oriel College Boat Club, commented, “I would prefer to focus on the fact that we won the 2012 Headship and were absolutely delighted to do so.

“On Wednesday it was regrettable that we hit a swan. The field of view for our cox is quite limited as she sits low in the boat with a 6’2′ Dutchman a metre directly in front of her, so she only saw it moments before it struck our bow and three of our bowside blades, mine included.

Mansfield added, “There has been no fine levied by OURCs and I have not heard of any wider ranging repercussions.”

Austin Elwood, Men’s Captain of Pembroke College Rowing Club, who were attempting to bump Oriel for all four days of Summer Eights, commented, “If the racing line isn’t clear, either being blocked by a swan, other boat or swimmer, then it is up to the marshal nearby to communicate this to race desk and, if necessary, klaxon the division.

“No matter how much Pembroke would have wanted to take the headship, we most certainly would not have wanted to do this on the back of a penalty bump.”

Oriel’s Boat Club is the club with the most outstanding fines, owing £460 to the OURCs. This is £285 more than any other club owing fines.

JCR Presidents run for cancer

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On Tuesday JCR Presidents took part in a run designed “to help to get people talking about cancer, and the impact of cancer on people’s lives at university.”

JCR Presidents from eleven colleges, along with Hannah Cusworth, OUSU Vice-President for Access and Academic Affairs, ran around University Parks. Some ran for half an hour and others for longer. The presidents from LMH and St Hugh’s, Phil Schroeder and Sara Polakova, ran the first 1.5-mile lap as a three-legged pair.

The event was masterminded by Helen Robb, JCR President of St Anne’s. She told Cherwell that her motivation for organising the run was to remove taboos about discussing cancer and to raise awareness of ovarian cancer in particular. She also hoped she might be able to raise awareness of her own fundraising for Macmillan Cancer Relief and that she could get some of the other presidents running.

Robb explained that her interest in ovarian cancer derives from the difficulty of diagnosing the cancer, and from her mother’s experiences with it. Possible symptoms include “bloating, losing weight, gaining weight, feeling a bit sore, feeling a bit tired”, meaning that Robb’s own mother was only diagnosed after four or five visits to the doctor.

Robb said, “Events like this get people talking and help everybody to deal with their difficulties a little better, and be more aware of those problems which may affect others.” She believes that the taboo can cause “two months of feeling really alone” in cancer sufferers or those close to them, by preventing friends from understanding what they are going through.

Robb plans to run the Great North Run, a half marathon, in September. Her original fundraising target, £918 (the wages of a Macmillan Cancer Relief nurse for a week) has already been surpassed. Robb also writes a blog on her personal experiences of cancer.

Exeter President Benjamin Clayton commented, “This is a great idea from Helen. Hopefully we can do everything we can to raise awareness of something which affects nearly everyone, either directly or indirectly. I think that today we can hopefully raise a bit of awareness, and that people reading Cherwell will think they can get involved, no matter how much. I hope it’s a good day with some solid running.”

Beatrice Graham, Trinity JCR President, told Cherwell, “I think it’s really nice how frank and honest Helen’s blog is. Pretty much everybody is affected by cancer at some point in their lives, whether personally or through friends or family, and it’s really good to read about someone who’s having such a personal experience with it but is ready to share and break down the taboo that is still associated with it.”

Runners from Corpus, Exeter, Hertford, Jesus, LMH, New, Queen’s, St Hugh’s, St Anne’s, Trinity and Wadham took part.