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Teaching the old dog new tricks

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There’s a pile of things that undergrads don’t appreciate about being undergrads: how easy it is to impress girls in their late teens, hangovers that only last a morning, and embarrassingly tolerant junior deans.

Another of those underappreciated things is getting to play team sports with a group of people you know and, usually, like. When I was working full-time, I missed the camaraderie and banter of a sports team more than almost anything else about uni life. Cracking jokes with colleagues about how you dominated that half-three meeting with a well-timed jest about fourth quarter earnings is far less entertaining than recounting your devastating right-foot step or sparkling footwork at the batting crease.

If you’re working a real job (i.e. not HR, advertising etc) it’s nigh on impossible to slink out of the office early enough to train with a team. Bosses, in my experience, rarely respond well to being told that your goal-kicking is sub-par but that you have been watching Carter YouTube clips all day and feel that you can iron out some technical shortcomings if you could just leave the office at 5.02pm to work on them.

And so, given that I was coming to Oxford after three or four years of unpleasant toil in the grim service of capital, I was pretty excited about college rugby this year. And it was excellent – I played with a great group of guys, we won some games, we drank beer, went on the occasional crew date (Oxford Brookes netball – you were magnificent). Sport is also one of the few ways that grads and undergrads get to interact and that, in itself, is worth the time investment.

However, there were a few things that are a little idiosyncratic about college sport, particularly when one is a little older. I’m sure I was just the same as an undergrad, but memory dims when surveying one’s old foibles and so the following stood out.

I’ve never seen so much aggrieved bleating at referees in my life. It’s not just that some lads disagree with a decision, but more that they are genuinely appalled that someone had the temerity to penalise them. If I was a college rugby referee I’d issue a lot more yellow cards and probably a couple of sharp backhanders.

It’s very sensible, but I was a bit devastated that playing sport for your college didn’t make you a bigger deal around the quad. As an undergrad, all the young ladies in Australia would come out to cheer the college 1st XV and you couldn’t help but feel like a bit of a hero. A gender theorist would no doubt correctly point out that this was patriarchal conditioning and to be deplored, but it was nonetheless excellent if you were the recipient of said conditioning. Oxford girls are probably smarter and spend more time around gender theorists, alas. They realise that college sport is played at an abysmally low standard. I staggered up to a girl at an early bop and announced I was the fly-half for the college team and was therefore a big deal. She replied that she wasn’t sure whether she should feel more sorry for the team or me. While it stung a little at the time, I couldn’t help but think, ‘Well played, you’ll go far.’

There don’t appear to be a lot of tough blokes at Oxford. One lad hurt himself and started crying, coming across the field weeping and looking, I presume, for some sort of emotional sympathy. I did the only polite thing and looked away in embarrassment and mild disgust. Alas, this type of behaviour is not atypical.

There’s not much inter-team banter or sledging in college sport which, to my mind, removes at least half the fun. An afternoon is always more satisfying when you impugn the ability, breeding or mother of a rival. Perhaps the English are too polite for the fairly basic repartee pursued by Australian cricket players and that may well be a good thing, but a silent cricket game does drag somewhat. There’s a legendary story that circulates between Australian postgrads about an Aussie bowler who made an undergrad batsman cry by asking whether he had crossed the threshold into manhood and developed pubic hair (the fact that he cried is probably a good indication as to whether he had). While this is all horribly crude, it is nonetheless immensely humorous at the time and justifies writing off six hours to play mediocre cricket in marginal weather.

Age is, indeed, wearisome and I am broken for days after a game of sport. As such, after- match drinks are more for pain-killing than for any social interaction. Undergrads should respect the longer recovery time required for battle-scarred veterans and fetch drinks for them at every opportunity.

Undergrads here are so desperately academically earnest. If you skip a Cuppers cricket semi-final to make a tutorial you are letting down a long and distinguished line of sportsmen who have scraped through Oxford with borderline thirds and sound batting averages

There are many more aspects of college sport that are worthy of comment, but time and space forbids. Don’t take it for granted, belittle your opponent at every opportunity, and remember that once you leave Oxford and commence full-time work, someone will ask you whether you miss college sport and you will reply, as did Wodehouse’s Mike, with ‘[A] nod. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, “So, you’re back from Moscow, eh?”’

Light Blues get hit for six

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On the kind of summer afternoon that will stick long in the memory, the Blues edged Cambridge in a last-over thriller in Varsity 20/20, putting on a real show for the handsome crowd before they returned to the library (or to quaff more Pimm’s).

Cambridge captain Richard Timms won the toss and chose to bat, with Tom Elliot getting stuck in during the power-play overs before Rajiv Sharma had Timms caught behind by Westaway in the fifth over with the score on 36. From here, for the next ten overs Oxford managed to put the brakes on Cambridge, who were constrained to around a run a ball, bringing up the 100 in the 15th over. Credit for this must go to Owain Jones and Freddie Fox, who applied pressure in the crucial middle overs, with Jones picking up danger man Elliot for 37 to a good catch from Fox, and Fox himself then getting amongst the wickets trapping the dangerous Ansari LBW for four.

From then on, Cambridge began to score more freely, with Jon Evans and Matt Hickey putting on 44 unbroken runs towards the end of the innings, including 25 off the final two overs to drag Cambridge to 151-5 off their 20 overs, a score that seemed around par on good wicket, when the pressure of batting second in a big game is taken into account. The Oxford attack on whole performed admirably, with Agarwal, Jones and Fox all economical.

The Oxford openers set about the run chase with vigour, with the first over seeing Sharma dispatch Matt Hickey for six, and Oxford flew to 28-0 off three overs, cashing in on the fielding restrictions that limited the number of men Cambridge could have protecting the boundary. However the fall of Sharma, for a swift 21, caused the run rate to slow, with Oxford behind the required 7.5 runs per over, reaching 49-1 off eight overs. As in the Cambridge innings, good bowling after the early power-play overs had passed, particularly from left-arm spinner Paul Best, piled the pressure on the batsmen as the runs began to dry up.

The pivotal moment came when Oxford captain Ben Williams was dropped on the boundary. Williams immediately capitalised on this second chance, launching a six in the very next over as he and Sam Agarwal began to open their shoulders and put the Cambridge attack to the sword. The pair added 53 runs between the tenth and 15th over, setting up a thrilling run chase with Oxford needing 32 runs off the final 30 balls.

When Williams was bowled by Elliot Bath one run short of his half-century, the result seemed once again to be hanging in the balance, especially when Jones fell at the end of the 17th over to leave Oxford still 14 runs short of victory with two overs left. The large crowd, evidently well-oiled thanks to making the most of the refreshments stands, vociferously cheered Agarwal as he brought up his third consecutive Varsity 20/20 half-century, and it looked like he would see Oxford home, with seven required for victory off the final over.

With four runs off the first two balls of the 20th over, Oxford looked to have it in the bag until disaster struck and Agarwal was caught on the long-off boundary for a finely crafted 61 off 54 balls. With Ben Jeffery on strike, Oxford the equation was simple: three balls left, three runs needed, as a nervous crowd watched on. Jeffery was less concerned however, as he launched the very next ball for an enormous six over the leg side boundary, sealing victory in an emphatic fashion and cueing a pitch invasion from his team-mates. No-one failed, but credit to Agarwal for and Williams, whose swift 91 stand set the stage for the tense finale and meant that with wickets in hand, the Oxford middle order were able to swing freely during the tense finale.

Oxford coach Graham Charlesworth paid homage to the extremely high standard of cricket on show, and stressed the importance of the victory, given the psychological boost it will give the Blues in winning the first Varsity match in the lead up to the One Day and Four Day games.

As the only taste of Men’s Varsity cricket on offer in Oxford this year, the game certainly did not disappoint. With an extremely high standard of cricket on show, and the magnificent weather no-doubt helping to swell numbers, the Blues can go on with confidence after proving that they have the temperament as well as the ability to close out tense matches on the big stage in front of a large crowd

Oxford Oddities #6 – LMH

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It was about time we included a woman amongst Oxford’s unusual literati and this week we look at one of the boldest women of the nineteenth century. Gertrude Bell was a writer, traveller, archaeologist, political official and part-time spy. An influential and remarkable women, she made her mark on history despite the constraints imposed by her gender.

Gertrude was born in County Durham to a wealthy family. Her mother died when she was just three years old, creating a close relationship with her father who encouraged her love for travelling. She went to university at Queens College London before attending LMH aged seventeen. Bell studied Modern History, one of the few subjects allowed offered to women at university and graduated with a first.

She had a considerable contempt for virtually all of her sex; there were few women who had earnt her admiration or respect. Perhaps this is due to a lack of female figures in her life. Nevertheless, her step-mother, Florence Bell appears to have instilled in Bell a passion for writing through her work as a playwright and children’s author. Florence also encouraged her anti-feminist tendencies. Bell became secretary of the Women’s Anti-Suffrage League, feeling that women were not sufficiently educated to deserve the right to vote. This may have inspired her to promote the education of Iraqi women later on in her life as a means of ameliorating the position of women.

This woman towered over others intellectually, exuding confidence and commanding the attention of all. Virginia Woolf described her as ‘a masterful woman who has everyone under her thumb, and makes you feel a little inefficient.’ Few men could keep up with her but she found her equal in a married man, Charles Doughty-Wylie. Rather uncharacteristically, Bell wrote passionate love letters to Charles but the pair never consummated their love. Tragedy ensued when Charles led the troops at Sith and one of the first to die.

She then threw herself into her work to distract herself. A thirst for adventure drove Bell across Syria, Arabia and Mesopotamia. She was fluent in several languages and very knowledgeable about the cultures and traditions of countries in the Middle East. Bell played a key role in forming modern Iraq and with British communication and policy-making. Known as the ‘uncrowned queen of Iraq’, she schmoozed with politicians, charming and exerting her influence.

Increasing conflicts between tribes in Iraq hindered her work and Bell eventually turned to archaeology. In her spare time Gertrude also climbed the Swiss alps including peaks rarely attempted by men. She became one of the greatest mountaineers of her time and now has a ridge named after her.

Her achievements and confidence would be remarkable even today and are all the more impressive given the period. Fearless, genderless,and adventurous, Gertrude Bell was undeniably unlike any other Victorian woman.

Swanky flash of fiction

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Hard, sharp and as short – in some cases – as a single paragraph, Diane Williams’ short stories in Vicky Swanky Is a Beauty are ethereal gems. Williams has enjoyed a long career in fiction to date, both as a writer and an editor. Currently editing NOON – an American magazine committed to promoting the most original and avant-garde of contemporary authors – Williams is constantly exposed to the latest developments on the literary scene.

As such, her prose is interesting in the sense that it is born out of the most progressive of literary circles. In Vicky Swanky is a Beauty, Williams’ style is elliptical and economical, matched by honesty and revelation. The stories are very short, some only a paragraph long; they are composed of an exciting amalgamation of abstract fantastical ideas and practical honest-to-goodness human application.

Although some stories are opaque to the point of being baffling, usually Williams manages to tread the fine line between intriguing and simply inaccessible fantasy. Williams has previously described how music is an important influence on her composition process, and this comes out in the patterning and repetition of sounds and rhythms that structure her work at the level of sentences, paragraphs and whole stories.

Take the final sentence of ‘Protection, Prevention, Gazing, Gratified Desire’, for example, ‘You must have heard of the expression – the apple of my eye? – And we know how to cry – Help!’ The assonance which echoes through ‘eye’ and ‘cry’, coupled with the tonal modulations engendered by question followed by exclamation, instils a sing-song quality to the prose, echoing the fantastical element of its subject matter.

The stories themselves are mere instances, yet I would resist the term ‘flash fiction’ to describe them. This seems inappropriate even for the stories only 28 words long, each mini-narrative contains a rich seam of implication, connotation and conceptual progression within it. Williams ties these aspects together in an imaginative construct which entirely displaces, entirely frustrates, and entirely surprises the consciousness that approaches them. This is one of the most engaging features of Williams’ work: the reader is irresistibly engaged, if only because in some cases one has to work quite hard to get to grips with it.

I would say, however, that the stories are best read in conjunction with each other. One story alone cannot give you enough of a flavour of Williams’ style – her language, the sound and tone of her prose – and it is better to read several together in order to get this rewarding sense of her method. Her stories are poised with extraordinary balance, relying on an equilibrium that is always in danger of slipping away. A badly placed comma or a poorly chosen phrase could cause collapse, but Williams maintains them beautifully.

This is a fantastic and diverting collection of short stories which I would thoroughly recommend. Their strength lies in their deft combination of intellectual and aesthetic appeal.

Piercing the prejudice

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Modern Art Oxford’s incumbent exhibition, ‘Piercing Brightness’ by the London-based artist Shezad Dawood, is not for the casual viewer. Comprising two video installations and a number of ‘Paintings on Textile’, this collection is an intellectual and aesthetic assault on the senses.

However, this is not a dismissal of the artistic merits of the exhibition but simply a warning to those who might normally expect the art to do the bulk of the work. Instead, Dawood forces his audience into unexpected places, following channels of thought that confront ideas of racial integration, universal existence and transcendence of reality. The task is not easy but Dawood surprises us with his ability to transform MAO into his own playground of dreams.

The exhibition leads us through three distinct phases of thought, each one building on the previous until the final climactic film, which is both the culmination of the previous works and the apex of Dawood’s achievement here. Ascending the stairs to the first floor, one is plunged into an overwhelming darkness punctuated only by the sounds and sights of Dawood’s Trailer to the eponymous feature length film Piercing Brightness.

The film ‘tells the story of Shin and Jiang, a young Chinese man and woman, sent to earth from another planet to retrieve the ‘Glorious 100’’. Plot, however, seems irrelevant in this film of rapid cuts and hypnotic sequences, which features the repeated image of a hand stacking sugar cubes. The non-linear narrative forces the reader to forfeit their ingrained perceptions of film and embrace a fragmented vision of the world.

If the film achieves anything beyond the presentation of a chaotic existence, it is to suggest that whilst life is a continuous process, death is itself a singular event; the collision of human interaction, made explicit through the violent coming together of both characters in a road accident, reminds us of our own desire to communicate on both a verbal and physical level.

The second room is anti-climactic after the powerful imagery of his initial assault. A series of paintings entitled ‘Textile Painting’ is at best an examination of alternative texture in the medium of painting. Rather than building up layers with the paint, Dawood reverses the traditional process, painting flat blocks of colour onto undulating textile surfaces. Through pieces such as ‘Cosmic Egg’, a giant red egg-shape with a blue centre, and ‘Iris’, a similar shape but on its side, we can appreciate Dawood’s jokes on context and perception.

In all of Dawood’s paintings, the apparent randomness of the image is given meaning – whether sincerely or ironically – through the title. Thus he demonstrates the disjuncture between art and language in presenting images and ideas. In the final room, the distinction between art and life breaks down as we view this film. We can no longer be considered viewers but become active participants.

The film builds a visual and musical dreamscape in which modernity and tradition collide. The hypnotic effect of the Moroccan music, combined with the abstract images of light and the figurative representation of musicians, creates a meditative vision in which the film becomes for us a waking dream

By providing giant beanbags in which to rest while watching, the soporific effect is redoubled. The mystical elements of the film, coming to light as it pays its debt to Gysin’s Sufism-influenced Dream Machine, fascinate, but it is ultimately Dawood’s expansive vision that entrances. This exhibition will no doubt be condemned by those whose experience of art has been exclusively understood through the mediums of painting and sculpture.

Whilst I am the first to question the effectiveness of film as art, having seen many examples in which the potential artistic impact was lost in the excitement of technological modernity, Dawood’s films, especially New Dream Machine Project, rank alongside the most interesting one will ever see.

Oxford Oddities #5 – Balliol

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Christopher Hitchens studied PPE at Balliol college, during which time he was a bisexual Trotskyist, and reportedly ‘very attractive in every sense’. He ‘dressed like Che Guevara and charmed like Marilyn Monroe.’ 40 years on, Hitchens died, twice married, borderline alcoholic, borderline obese, and borderline NeoCon. It seems that a lot changed after he left this town…

Whilst at Balliol, Hitchens was involved in left-wing campaigning, frequently taking part in protests. His Marxist credentials were called into question, however, as his social life seemed to revolve around Conservative cliques, and a fair few of his old university buddies have done pretty well for themselves on the right of British politics since graduation.

His Balliol nickname was ‘hypocritchens’ – and with his strange and unhappy marriage of socialist campaigning and Tory drinking, it’s easy to see why. At Oxford, Hitchens was legendary, able to seduce pretty much anything that brushed past him. Gleefully returning to an old boarding school pastime, Hitchens went about accruing a string of male companions. His long-term friendship with Martin Amis was, it seems, more of an unrequited love affair from Hitchens’ side. Sadly, Hitchens was forced to settle for sleeping with Amis’ sister, Sally.

Hitchens sent out ripples of titillation in 2010 when he revealed that he had engaged in affairs with two male future members of Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet (just in time to coincide with the launch of his autobiography Hitch-22). Years as a self-proclaimed ‘contrarian’ journalist followed, spanning a vast range of topics. The thread of consistency was an inherent suspicion of authority, which was primarily directed towards the right. Hitchens’ public persona however itself took a large step to the right in mid-September, 2001. He redirected his rhetoric against a new breed of ‘islamofascism’ that had brought down the World Trade Centres and which was now presenting itself as a very real world threat.

His support for the Iraq War saw Hitchens labelled a Neo-Conservative in some disillusioned quarters – a label he vigorously (and justifiably) rejected. A long held feud with Conservative brother Peter had always been mysterious, with uncertain origins, but it seemed at last to resolve itself in the years preceding Hitchens’ death. The relationship thawed and following Christopher’s passing, genuine glimmers of warmth come through in Peter’s Daily Mail column.

Christopher joined the ranks of Richard Dawkins’ anti-God army, as one of the ‘four Horsemen’. Drinking and smoking heavily, and with a quickly expanding waist, Hitchens refused to let himself be slowed down by age. His work continued even once cancer set in. Hitchens died late last year, and we can be certain he had no death-bed conversion, having described the comfort provided as ‘delusory’. Hitchens had a tragically short life, but it is perhaps by virtue of his obvious self-contradictions that by the end he seemed to have lived enough for two.

Women Ageing Gracefully

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What makes a beautiful woman beautiful? We’ve all heard the clichés; that beauty is in the eye of the beholder or that it comes from the deepest regions of the soul. It’s one of those abstract concepts we can describe at great length, but never really define.

hat makes a beautiful woman beautiful?
We’ve all heard the clichés; that
beauty is in the eye of beholder or that
it comes from the deepest regions of the soul.
It’s one of those abstract concepts we can describe
at great length, but never really define.
Dove’s notorious Advertising Age campaign
which boasts ‘real women’ and ‘natural beauty’
asks readers to chose between pejorative
statements – ‘fat’ or ‘fab’, ‘wrinkled’ or ‘wonderful’.
Conversely, infamous Daily Mail columnist
Samantha Brick recently commented how
57 year old presenter Mary Beard is simply ‘too
ugly for TV’.
Clearly, mass media has done much to shape
and define what is considered ‘beautiful’ in
contemporary culture, and unfortunately,
what is considered beautiful is youth. But this
has led to an oversimplification of how we view
those who are less youthful.
Stepping into the glass fronted Brian Duke
Foyer is stepping into an appreciation of beauty
of women from the twenty something to the
over sixty. RONA’s ‘STILL beautiful’ exhibition
features six very diverse, refreshingly natural
portraits of women. All the models are over
seventy, each portrait alongside a corresponding
painting of the same woman in her twenties.
These are the everyday women who make
up the British population behind the Botox
and Barbie of the media. The message of RONA’s
work is very clear: it’s time to celebrate older
women and, as the artist says, ‘give them the
respect they deserve.’
It is impossible to ignore the attractive paintings
of the younger women; such as the carefree
expression of young Phyl, her smile and
classical good looks reminiscent of a young
Audrey Hepburn. Likewise Betty Blandino, a
brunette whose cheekbones are accentuated
by the monochrome contrast, a colour scheme
adopted for all portraits in the collection. The
light wash of pink used for these women’s
paintings instantly draws the viewer’s eye to
the bold pink legend of the portrait next to it,
the smaller, square painting of that same woman
as an elderly lady.
This pink caption, ‘beautiful’, proudly proclaims
the underlying principle of the exhibition.
This caption, coupled with the black outline
of the models is reminiscent of Warhol’s
monochromatic prints, although the realist
style presents the women in an honest, natural
way. Yes, we can appreciate the attractive
younger women, but this beauty is immediately
apparent as soon as we enter the room –
their portraits being almost double the size of
their partners, after all. But the smaller sized
paintings urge us to gaze closer at the mature
women. The fine lines of Betty and the crinkles
around her smile are worn, not with a desperate
attempt to look younger than her years, but
with a frankness, a satisfaction with who she is.
In RONA’s work we are at liberty to connect
the young with the old, recognizing the differing
kinds of beauty which comes with each. Although
the older portraits could benefit from
a splash of pink, we can appreciate the vitality
in the faces of these worldly women. And it is
this appreciation of life at all stages of life, that
is beauty.

Dove’s notorious Advertising Age campaign which boasts ‘real women’ and ‘natural beauty’ asks readers to chose between pejorative statements – ‘fat’ or ‘fab’, ‘wrinkled’ or ‘wonderful’. Conversely, infamous Daily Mail columnist Samantha Brick recently commented how 57 year old presenter Mary Beard is simply ‘too ugly for TV’.

Clearly, mass media has done much to shape and define what is considered ‘beautiful’ in contemporary culture, and unfortunately, what is considered beautiful is youth. But this has led to an oversimplification of how we view those who are less youthful.

Stepping into the glass fronted Brian Duke Foyer is stepping into an appreciation of beauty of women from the twenty something to the over sixty. RONA’s ‘STILL beautiful’ exhibition features six very diverse, refreshingly natural portraits of women. All the models are over seventy, each portrait alongside a corresponding painting of the same woman in her twenties. These are the everyday women who make up the British population behind the Botox and Barbie of the media. The message of RONA’s work is very clear: it’s time to celebrate older women and, as the artist says, ‘give them the respect they deserve.’

It is impossible to ignore the attractive paintings of the younger women; such as the carefree expression of young Phyl, her smile and classical good looks reminiscent of a young Audrey Hepburn. Likewise Betty Blandino, a brunette whose cheekbones are accentuated by the monochrome contrast, a colour scheme adopted for all portraits in the collection. The light wash of pink used for these women’s paintings instantly draws the viewer’s eye to the bold pink legend of the portrait next to it, the smaller, square painting of that same woman as an elderly lady.

This pink caption, ‘beautiful’, proudly proclaims the underlying principle of the exhibition.This caption, coupled with the black outline of the models is reminiscent of Warhol’s monochromatic prints, although the realist style presents the women in an honest, natural way. Yes, we can appreciate the attractive younger women, but this beauty is immediately apparent as soon as we enter the room –their portraits being almost double the size of their partners, after all. But the smaller sized paintings urge us to gaze closer at the mature women. The fine lines of Betty and the crinkles around her smile are worn, not with a desperate attempt to look younger than her years, but with a frankness, a satisfaction with who she is.

In RONA’s work we are at liberty to connect the young with the old, recognizing the differing kinds of beauty which comes with each. Although the older portraits could benefit from a splash of pink, we can appreciate the vitality in the faces of these worldly women. And it is this appreciation of life at all stages of life, that is beauty.

Crime Watch: Oxford through the eyes of Lewis

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Watching Lewis in Oxford… 

Watching Lewis as an inhabitant of O-town is a thoroughly – though I hate to use this word – ‘meta’ experience. There’s something really wrong about sitting in a dirty student house, drinking water from a jar ‘cos there are no cups left and procrastinating by watching Lewis and Hathaway strutting around the very library you are avoiding. At first it’s enjoyable: housemates competing to name the crime scene first and fervently hoping that this is the episode you saw being filmed. Before long, however, it all becomes a bit too stressful.

One of my housemates, a recent convert to the cult of rowing, became quite agitated when he couldn’t identify the boathouse where the body had been found. This failure irked him so much that he felt compelled to interrupt Snog, Marry, Avoid, several days later, to inform us triumphantly that it had been Univ’s. That one time they show the window of your first-year room (third floor, to the far left of the KA on Parks Road), is initially exhilarating, but you then spend the rest of the episode not concentrating on whodunnit but wondering whether the camera will ever pan back there. 

It’s sort of like Freud’s The Uncanny (ooh er); all the surroundings are exactly the same but a bit fucked and infinitely more exciting. This is particularly upsetting when, on a grey and rainy day on Abingdon Road, the ‘students’ in the programme are rolling around on lawns in the sun, banging their tutors and actually seeming interested in their subject. First off, where are all the bangable tutors? Secondly, the ‘students’ all seem about thirty years old, a suspicion proved recently by the appearance of Louise from Hollyoaks. 

While the Bod and the colleges are portrayed pretty well – albeit with some funny pseudonyms – our vibrant Oxford clubbing scene is grossly under-represented. All these ‘students’ seem to do is read poetry to one another, write letters and have weird sex. The one time a ‘club’ was featured it took the form of a converted church-cum-S&M factory, which funnily enough didn’t function as a sports bar and grill in the daytime. But I guess, while Lewis’s Oxford might be more exciting, if reading poetry by candlelight means putting yourself in danger of being bludgeoned to death by one of your housemates or tutors, Jägerbomb in Junction are probably a safer option.

Carmella Crinnion

 

Director’s Cut

Cambridge graduate Dan Reed spends most of his time making documentary films about global problems such as the Japanese Tsunami and the Mumbai terror attacks. When he’s not addressing these global issues, he can often be found back in England shooting episodes of Lewis. I had the chance to speak to him about his involvement in the series.

‘‘The filming schedule for Lewis is only four and half weeks and only one week of that is actually in Oxford,’’ he told me, ‘‘but, the Oxford trip is definitely the highlight of the shoot.’’ Despite the fact that the show revolves around the city, Reed and his team shoot most of it in London, for cost reasons, using the city mainly for its fabled college interiors. I probed him about which colleges he’d shot in; after identifying ‘the pelican symbol’ and ‘totem pole in the quad’ at one, we decided it was probably Corpus Christi.

The reason that Lewis get such great locations, Reed informs me, is largely down to producer Chris Burt, an Oxford grad who has great relationships with a number of the colleges. In fact, ‘‘All Souls are the only hold outs’’, still resisting having their college committed to the small screen.

 Reed hopes that he’ll be shooting Lewis again this summer and explains that the location is a big reason for his desire to continue with the series, ‘‘shooting in Oxford is fantastic. You have a film about an Oxford detective and shooting around all of the actual colleges gives it a magical, charmed feel.’’ The location, for him, is essential to the appeal of the show, ‘‘It’s watched by people all over the world because of its amazing setting. The architecture becomes a protagonist in the show.’’

Reed neatly sums up his appreciation of the good fortune of being able to direct episodes of this series on location in Oxford by stating, ‘‘there are few more pleasant jobs in TV’’.

Nick Hilton 

 

Spare Parts

Over the weekend, I had the opportunity to sit down with professional extra Harry Rudd, who has brief appearances in Dark Shadows, Snow White and the Huntsman, and most recently, Lewis. I asked him how Lewis (and filming in Oxford in general) compared to previous work he had done. 

“To tell the truth, all TV shoots adhere to the same fixed format, and Lewis wasn’t much different. Having said that, being in beautiful Oxford on a sunny day made for one of the best day’s shooting I have ever done. The other extras (or ‘supporting artistes’, I should say!) were all very much in agreement.”

I wondered if there was anything special that stood out from that day’s filming. Harry smiled, “Well, as an extra, you are given about as much freedom as a prisoner of war. There is always a crew member on your case, constantly telling you where to be and what to do. But for Lewis, we had to walk to location, which basically means a nice stroll through Oxford. 

“Yes, I realise this does sound painfully mundane, but being let loose as an extra is a rarity, and it gives you that feeling of naughtiness comparable to your first time skinny dipping.” And was it integral to the production that it was set in Oxford? “I believe so. You certainly wouldn’t be able to capture all the natural charm and beauty of Oxford in a studio!”

Be sure to check out Harry in his BAFTA-worthy role as ‘Man crossing street #4’! 

Nathan O’Neill

Euro 2012 Preview: Group C

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Can Spain defend their crown? Will Italy find strength in adversity? Are Ireland this year’s giant killers? And will Croatia give Slaven Bilić the perfect send-off?

 

Spain

The Coach: Vicente Del Bosque

The 61 year old enjoyed a glittering career at Real Madrid, winning the UEFA Champions League twice and La Liga a combined seven times as both a player and manager. He became the first man to lead Spain to global success at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Key Player: Gerard Piqué 

With the National Team’s highly influential captain Carles Puyol missing the tournament through injury, greater responsibility will be placed on his FC Barcelona teammate to hold the backline together – the main chink in the Spanish armour. The 25 year old has developed into a fine centre-back and will now have to demonstrate his maturity on the international stage.

Formation: 4-2-3-1 

Spain’s fluid formation allows for a great degree of flexibility, interchangeability and free-flowing football. The full-backs will be encouraged to push forward to provide width for a team that likes to play through the middle. The main headache is in attack. Without the injured David Villa, Del Bosque must decide between the aerial prowess of Fernando Llorente, the pace of Álvaro Negredo or rely on Fernando Torres’s goalscoring record.

How Did They Qualify? Winners of Euro 2012 Qualifying Group I

Best European Championship Finals Performance: Winners (2008)

 

Italy

The Coach: Cesare Prandelli

The 54 year old former Fiorentina manager and one time UEFA Champions League winner took charge of the National Team in 2010 after almost 20 years spent on the Serie A circuit. He has won admirers for his handling of the latest corruption scandal to hit Italian football.

Key Player: Andrea Pirlo

Some pundits suggested that the midfielder’s decision to leave AC Milan after 10 years to join Juventus signalled the closing chapter in his career. How wrong they were. His form this season has been imperious, guiding Juventus to the Serie A title. His set-piece play, calmness and experience will be priceless for a young-looking Italian squad.

Formation: 4-3-1-2

Prandelli was originally intent on a 4-3-3 formation but injuries to key personnel in key positions put pay to that. An unorthodox formation combined with a shift in philosophy, from defence to attack, has led to a more positive style of play. Andrea Pirlo will orchestrate the play from midfield but with no reliable number 10, strikers Mario Balotelli and Antonio Cassano will be tasked with the attacking threat. 

How Did They Qualify? Winners of Euro 2012 Qualifying Group C 

Best European Championship Finals Performance: Winners (1968)

 

Republic of Ireland

The Coach: Giovanni Trapattoni

The 73 year old made his name as a club manager at Juventus having won the European Cup twice as a player at AC Milan. He has yet to taste success at international level with early exits at the 2002 FIFA World Cup and Euro 2004 with Italy. 

Key Player: Richard Dunne

Despite not having yet representing his country in a major international tournament the 32 year old Aston Villa centre-back has been a constant linchpin in Ireland’s defence. With all of Ireland’s Group C opponents offering plenty of attacking threat, the experienced Irishman will hope to replicate the lionheart displays which he showed in the Euro 2012 Qualification games.

Formation: 4-4-2

Conservative and tactically disciplined, Ireland will be difficult to break down. Trapattoni’s teams retain their shape very well – something which will be critical when the Irish are without the ball. They will play within themselves but do have creative outlets on the flanks in Damien Duff and the exciting James McClean and from off the substitutes bench in Jonathan Walters.

How Did They Qualify? Qualified through the play-offs having been runners-up in Euro 2012 Qualifying Group B 

Best European Championship Finals Performance: Group Stage (1988)

 

Croatia 

The Coach: Slaven Bilić

The 43 year old former West Ham United and Everton defender leads his country into their third consecutive European Championship finals, having impressively reached the quarter-finals four years ago. Assured and disciplined, he will take over the reins at FC Lokomotiv Moscow at the end of the tournament. 

Key Player: Nikica Jelavić 

The Everton striker only made three starts in qualifying but he has been afforded an opportunity in the starting XI following an injury to FC Bayern Munich and Croatia regular Ivica Olić. The 26 year old offers an aerial threat but he it is in front of goal where he excels – being able to finish with either foot.

Formation: 4-3-1-2 

With a slow defence, counter-attacking football may be the best form of defence for Croatia. They have a number of versatile players in the squad which allows for a degree of rotation – a bonus with games coming thick and fast. Attacking midfielder Luka Modrić will have to be on top form to effectively link the play up between defence and attack.

How Did They Qualify? Qualified through the play-offs having been runners-up in Euro 2012 Qualifying Group F 

Best European Championship Finals Performance: Quarter-finals (1996 and 2008)

 

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Outrage over Bod lending proposals

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Academics from both Oxford and Cambridge have condemned proposals to allow lending from the Bodleian. The move from the History Faculty is linked to the possibility of allowing lending from the main library. This would contravene the historic oath binding all users which states, “I undertake not to remove from the Library… any object belonging to it”.

Dr William Poole, a Fellow and Tutor in English at New College, told Cherwell, “First the Bodleian ‘managers’ mean to shut down the History Faculty Library. That’s bad enough. But now the Bodleian proposes to become a lending library. The consequences to students are dire and it is worth asking how ‘we’ propose to charge ‘you’ Nine Grand a year when we’ll just lend out books to whoever, so that students can’t read what they have been invited to read.”

Professor G.R. Evans, a professor at Cambridge and resident in Oxford, said she had been using the Bodleian all her adult life, and uses it daily now that she is retired and lives in Oxford. Evans commented, “What is happening in Oxford is going to be bad for students, bad for researchers and doubly bad for research students.”

However, Jim O’Connell, OUSU VP for Graduates strongly disagreed, saying, “The History Faculty Library is not being shut down. It is being moved. Dr Poole’s scaremongering about lending is pure fiction. There is absolutely no prospect of books being lent to ‘whoever’ and neither the Curators nor the Librarian have any intention of this happening.”

The spokesperson for the Bodleian said, “At the moment there are no changes to the existing policy on lending. However throughout 2012 the Bodleian Libraries will be consulting with the University over the existing arrangements for lending and are encouraging debate and discussion on this issue, as part of their normal review of policies.”

Mica Schlosser, a student at Lincoln, told Cherwell, “It is a pity that having been a reference library since 1602, the Bod is being completely transformed.”

Evans claims that if the Bodleian wished to change its policy, the changing of the oath would have to be approved by Congregation.