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Winter of Discontent

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“Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York,
And all the clouds that loured upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.”
– William Shakespeare, Richard III. Act I, Scene i
You can imagine a similar thing being orated a few weeks ago, as we still basked in the glory of our great British summer of sport. The excitement engendered by the Olympic flame burnt away all clouds of despondency amidst an economy still yearning for recovery and the wettest summer on record for a hundred years. Our medal winning heroes were everywhere, from billboards to stamps. The bruised arms and bodies of Team Sky, from Tour de France crashes, were battle scarred from the first race of a summer in which Britain took on the world and won.
A cursory glance across this week’s back pages tells an altogether different story. The ‘winter of our discontent’, in the sporting world at least, is back with a vengeance. This is more than just an Olympic hangover; this is the sporting world getting its stomach pumped after too much victory champagne. Bruised arms only serve as monuments of cycling’s dark and drug-fuelled past, and ‘all the clouds that loured upon our house’ have returned to waterlog Polish pitches, whose groundsmen clearly lost the roof remote control. If all this wasn’t enough, Rio Ferdinand’s recent ‘protest’ of not wearing a ‘Kick It Out’ t-shirt has brought football’s ugly side back into the forefront of our minds with the reminder that racism still remains in ‘the beautiful game’. The sight of England’s U21 players being subjected to racist abuse and attacks during their Euro 2013 qualifying match in Serbia only served to compound this bleak image of xenophobia.
The ‘Oxford Bubble’ is, in this sense, something of a blessing in disguise. Whilst the last glowing embers of the Olympic flame have long since cooled, flaming sambucas continue to ignite the celebrations of college sport passion every Wednesday night in Park End.
With college league matches, cuppers competitions and blues fixtures now in full swing, forget the lacklustre sporting panorama beyond the ring-road and let sport here in Oxford excite, enthral and exhaust you. If only to lose a few pounds before the inevitable comfort eating of fifth week blues, make it this week’s goal to get involved. Whether it be participating in cross country or swimming cuppers on Saturday, or simply lacing up your boots for the college 3rd team, be part of the Oxford

“Now is the winter of our disconten.Made glorious summer by this son of York,And all the clouds that loured upon our houseIn the deep bosom of the ocean buried.”- William Shakespeare, Richard III. Act I, Scene i

You can imagine a similar thing being orated a few weeks ago, as we still basked in the glory of our great British summer of sport. The excitement engendered by the Olympic flame burnt away all clouds of despondency amidst an economy still yearning for recovery and the wettest summer on record for a hundred years.

Our medal winning heroes were everywhere, from billboards to stamps. The bruised arms and bodies of Team Sky, from Tour de France crashes, were battle scarred from the first race of a summer in which Britain took on the world and won.A cursory glance across this week’s back pages tells an altogether different story.

The ‘winter of our discontent’, in the sporting world at least, is back with a vengeance. This is more than just an Olympic hangover; this is the sporting world getting its stomach pumped after too much victory champagne. Bruised arms only serve as monuments of cycling’s dark and drug-fuelled past, and ‘all the clouds that loured upon our house’ have returned to waterlog Polish pitches, whose groundsmen clearly lost the roof remote control.

If all this wasn’t enough, Rio Ferdinand’s recent ‘protest’ of not wearing a ‘Kick It Out’ t-shirt has brought football’s ugly side back into the forefront of our minds with the reminder that racism still remains in ‘the beautiful game’. The sight of England’s U21 players being subjected to racist abuse and attacks during their Euro 2013 qualifying match in Serbia only served to compound this bleak image of xenophobia.

The ‘Oxford Bubble’ is, in this sense, something of a blessing in disguise. Whilst the last glowing embers of the Olympic flame have long since cooled, flaming sambucas continue to ignite the celebrations of college sport passion every Wednesday night in Park End.With college league matches, cuppers competitions and blues fixtures now in full swing, forget the lacklustre sporting panorama beyond the ring-road and let sport here in Oxford excite, enthral and exhaust you.

If only to lose a few pounds before the inevitable comfort eating of fifth week blues, make it this week’s goal to get involved. Whether it be participating in cross country or swimming cuppers on Saturday, or simply lacing up your boots for the college 3rd team, be part of the Oxford

 

Ordered Chaos: Review of Moulène at Modern Art Oxford

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Jean-Luc Moulène, the seminal French artist, presents an eclectic mixture of sculpture, photography and film installation in Modern Art Oxford’s upper gallery. Born in Reims in 1955, Moulène has become renowned for his photographic work in the mid-nineties, which combines cold, artistic indifference with shocking imagery. This is nowhere more exemplified than in his 2004 series Les Filles D’Amsterdam, where Moulène’s models combine a traditionally pornographic pose with disturbingly passive expressions. This approach has been transferred into his latest collection via the large film instillation that concludes one’s visit.

It is perhaps strange to begin by discussing the end; however, it is here that our first point of contact with his earlier work emerges. Projected onto the back wall, three nudes stand, turning to display their naked bodies to the viewer; viewer becomes voyeur as one waits to examine the entire body. The same indifferent facial expression is written across each face, creating a deliberate ambiguity as to whether these women are empowered by their nudity or objectified by it. As with most of Moulène’s photographic portraits, one longs to discover the story behind the expression.

Whilst working on larger installation pieces at the turn of the millennium, Moulène began to reject the term sculpture, choosing instead to refer to his pieces as ‘objets’ (objects). As we work our way back through the gallery, this term becomes more applicable. It is perhaps on account of the space or perhaps Moulène’s cluttered vision, but the opening room is a milieu of competing ‘objets’. A clear bottle of water is stoppered by a large cut-glass crystal, whilst elsewhere coloured glass writhes in a tangled fusion of light. The entire space is used, with the walls bearing a mixture of photography and painting: Etoile Noire (blue & black felt pens on paper) proving to be a particularly stark image in which it is unclear whether we are witnessing an implosion or explosion of caliginous colour.

However, the focus of this room is certainly the processional lines of bronze and glass shapes, each supported by a thin metal pole; there is ceremonial feel to this work, through which we can both wander and in which we can participate. Whilst the nebulous shapes play out through contrast – the rough textures of the bronze juxtaposed with the smoothness of the glass – there is a unity that makes this piece far greater than the sum of its parts. The austerity of the lines recalls classical bronzes and suggests something of antiquity; however, this is never fully realised on account of the coloured glass. One thing that begins to emerge from these works is a desire to order chaos. The rectilinearity of the lines brings shape to the formlessness of the ‘objets’. This is equally true of the photograph Black Ink in which form and control is provided to prevent the indelible chaos of the ink.

Whilst there is a strange lack of coherency to this exhibition, one is able to enjoy the specific moments that constitute it. A greater focus on one key area of Moulène’s work may have proved more successful in terms of artistic performance, but as an entry into one of France’s key modern artists, Modern Art Oxford’s display of works from the mid-nineties to the present-day served as a thought-provoking introduction.

Fashion is a Feminist Issue

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Fashion has long been regarded as ‘women’s business’.  It’s women who are interested in it and who support the industry, through their shopping trips and, more recently, their online forays.  And that is, of course, how it should be because fashion, of its nature, is trivial and superficial.  It resides in the world of appearances and has nothing to do with the essence of human existence, where men, through the ages, have wrought the progress whose fruits we now enjoy. 

 But is fashion perhaps perceived as inherently trivial precisely because it has long been viewed as a female domain? And does our interest in it, inevitably, perpetuate our objectification and sustain our marginalisation?  Is fashion irredeemably anti-feminist? 

From time immemorial, women have struggled to approximate to an ever-changing paradigm of beauty and perfection not of their own making. There’s always work to be done to make us more alluring, sexier. Corsets have constricted waists, bodices have lifted breasts, and stilettos have lengthened legs. Depending upon time and circumstance, we have impossibly aspired to the demure and the virginal; the vampish and the yet instantly available.  The one given being that it’s all for men.  While women have been forced to primp and preen; pluck and pout to gain a man’s security, men, historically being in possession of economic and legal power, have never had to aspire to the impossible. Interest in fashion renders women superficial; no interest renders them undesirable.

 Whilst women have achieved a level of independence of which we could, once, only have dreamt, what woman has not experienced the horror of the changing-room, the irrational panic accompanying getting dressed to go out, or, more particularly, that what you have just doesn’t look right?  Our clothes seem to assume an objective authority over us. They judge us.  We have to live up to them

The 1970’s feminist found herself in the familiar double bind of defending a woman’s right to wear whatever she wants, while simultaneously regarding a woman with an interest in fashion with a degree of suspicion and thus ironically stereotyping the very women they should have supported.  On the one hand, the advent of the pill and the ‘67 Abortion Act had, finally, afforded us some real control over our fertility.  On the other, such ‘sexual liberation’ seemed to come at a price.  If the mini-skirt symbolised the sexual hedonism of the times, Mary Quant and Twiggy were not immediately embraced as ‘sisters’ by the Second Wave of feminism that followed just a few years later because, while the mini-skirt may have been an expression of women’s new-found freedom from enslavement to conception, it also seemed to offer the promise of readily available sex to men. Not for the first time, men had appropriated our advancement, and were using it to their own advantage.  

While, in the 1970s, there was the sense that fashion was the preserve of the unthinking, changes in the interim must persuade us to reconsider.  We must acknowledge that nothing so all pervasive could ever be wholly irrelevant.  Fashion has much in common with architecture.  Both require reconciliation of form and function and pervade the public sphere, in a way that other art forms do not. So why is architecture seen as wholly serious, while fashion isn’t?  The language of architecture is understood by only the more erudite, whilst everyone thinks that they understand the language of fashion: that a short skirt means sex and an exposed décolletage invites desire.

And that, for feminists, is the problem.  If everyone thinks that they know what certain garments symbolise, it seems in vain to protest that I am wearing a short skirt and heels today, to please myself.   But, at some level, there is no sense of pleasing oneself here, because there is always the risk of a disparity between the perception of observer and observed. Then how can I be sure that insidious pressures of which I am not aware haven’t determined my choices?

So, for what are we hoping?  For some ideal world, where we could wear what we want, without fear that our clothes would be subject to a myriad preconceptions and prejudices?  Would that be ideal or possible?  The answer is no.  All clothing, no matter how pedestrian, has some inexorable symbolic impact, and rightly so. It is part of what makes us human that we seek to embellish ourselves and our world.  It is part of what defines us as human that everything around us is imbued with some significance.  We could never, in service to some pure and purged feminist aesthetic, strip that away and there could never be an aesthetic in fashion that isn’t the point of intersection of innumerable connotations.

 But the symbolism and significance attached to garments does change, albeit slowly.  Far too many women of power and influence now think that, in order to be taken seriously, we must look dowdy or dress like a man.  And, to an extent, familiarity anaesthetises the general population to those very articles of clothing which kept women as ‘sex symbols’, cementing stereotypes.  The short skirt, for example, is now much more commonplace and unnoticeable than at the dawn of the 1960s. Perhaps, then, we can afford to relax the somewhat prescriptive notions of what constitutes ‘suitable attire’, as advocated by 1970s feminism.  We can acknowledge that feminists, like women in general, come in all shapes, sizes and forms of attire.

But, if fashion continues to be trivialized, it’s partly because we have colluded in making it so. It’s a manifestation of the psychology that comes with centuries of subjugation that we have tended to excuse and devalue the very aspects of the culture that are specifically ours.  And let us also remember that men aren’t exactly deficient in the vanities department.  There are the cars, the gym equipment and those miraculous products that promise to stimulate hair follicles. Currently, the male grooming market is one of the only markets that has shown huge growth despite the recession. Moreover, ‘high fashion’ may be frippery, but it has never been devoid of interest.  Couture designers are often impressively educated individuals, who produce collections that are frequently fantastical and unwearable, their nuances impeccably highbrow. (See, particularly, the work of the now deceased McQueen and the now disgraced Galliano.)

 But, until recently, it was a sad reflection of the status quo that even the higher echelons of a fashion industry which caters primarily to women and dictates how we aspire to look, was almost entirely dominated by men.  And this, despite the fact that it is little girls who are taught to sew.  But, while women have always beavered away, ‘making do and mending’, this is lowly domestic work.  And the needlepoint, beloved of Jane Austen’s heroines, merely kept genteel women occupied until Mr Right came calling.  Women (and children) still make up the majority of those working (under terrible conditions) in sweatshops around the world, and it is, primarily, women who sew beads and sequins onto couture gowns in the Ateliers of Paris.  But the gods of fashion have, with the exception of Coco Chanel, almost all been men: Christian Dior, Cristóbal Balenciaga, Yves Saint Laurent, Gianni Versace, and so on.  We have worn clothes designed by men – to please men.   

 Now, with the ascendancy, first of Vivienne Westwood and Diane von Fürstenberg,  and then Donna Karan, Jil Sander, Isabel Marant, Miuccia Prada, Stella McCartney, Phoebe Philo and Sarah Burton, things are changing.  And, interestingly, though not surprisingly, there are signs that women designers are producing clothes which their women customers might actually want to wear, or on which we could, conceivably, model our own style, rather than the outlandish, and often alienating, fabrications which, too often, have been the signature of male Creative Directors.

 It’s time for us to stop apologising.  We’ve long felt unable to criticise men’s indulgences because they’ve earned them. If they wanted to fritter their money away on the frivolous who were we to object? And, because women’s work has, for so long, been hidden and unpaid in the domestic sphere, or of low status and under-paid in the public, we have been financially beholden to men even for that which we want to call our own.  But, with growing economic independence, there is no longer any economic reason for regarding women’s indulgences as less deserved and more self-indulgent than men’s.

Some of us will continue to have an interest in fashion, and all of us will continue to wear clothes.  And, sometimes, our intention in wearing them will be misconstrued: not least because, in the realm of sexual politics, the moral and emotional tends to lag at least a generation behind the realities of the economic and legal framework – so much of the former having been imbibed with mother’s milk and then, seemingly, set in stone in our subconscious.   But, if feminism stands for anything, it is for the affirmation of women.  Despite huge progress, we are still not where we want to be, or where we could be.  And there are millions of women who do not yet enjoy anything like the advances to which I have alluded.  Almost anything that makes us feel good, in a still male-dominated world; that gives us confidence has something to recommend it.  There is every possibility that, over time, we can reclaim and redefine what we wear and gradually come to own it, rather than being enslaved to its perceived power to render us something other than we are.

There is nothing intrinsically anti-feminist about fashion, any more than there is about architecture or, indeed, cooking.  We need clothes just as much as we need buildings and food, but, in all three, we have gone far beyond the essential.  That is because, in the realm of human affairs, it is the superfluous that both expresses and makes us what we are.  Our behaviour is not just a means to an end, but an end in itself.  We do not display merely to attract a mate.  We display and embellish and ornament and enhance because we are human.

Zoom in on… new talent

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Henry Bird is currently studying Film and Media
Production at Atrium, University of Glamorgan,
but is already making a name for himself in the
photography industry, both on and off the web.
What inspires you to pursue photography?
As a lover of sports photography, I love looking
at extreme sport magazines and SuperSaturated
TV – a website by a North Devon production
company. I also get a boost from people telling
me that my photos are ‘’professional’ or ‘’inspiring’’.
Knowing that people like my photos
makes me want to carry on taking them.
Any favourite experiences in the world of
photo/videography?
I’ve done some cool work as an official photographer
of windsurfing and golf days, and filming
music gigs for bands like The Point House
Boys. Another amazing experience was being
hired by Coca Cola to film the arrival of the
Olympic torch in Cardiff.
Why do you think photography is important?
To me it’s a way of expressing feelings about
something when I can’t find the words to give
it emphasis and meaning. One of my favourite
sayings is: ‘Where words fail to describe, my
camera lens will shine.’ Photography is a ‘bubble’
for me to escape everyday struggles.
What are your thoughts on Instagram?
For non-professional photographers I think
Instagram is great to get professional-looking
images with just a couple of clicks. I also think
it’s good as a base for sharing photos. With so
many ‘Instagrammers’ I guess it’s a chance to
get your name out there. But for professional
photography I don’t think Instagram benefits
a photographer whatsoever. I’d rather know
that I have actually worked to get the desired
result using Photoshop, Lightroom, or other
software.
Do you think it’s a struggle to get into a photography
career?
It’s tough but definitely achievable if they have
time to gain experience at their fingertips.
When it comes to equipment, people don’t
need a pricey camera to take the best shot.
Nowadays things are getting so ‘technical’
but, with the right set-up, I think the low-end
digital SLR like the Canon 550D (£530) can get
just as good a photo as high-end cameras like
a Canon 5D mark III (£2500). The specifications
are a lot higher, but if you get the ISO, Shutter
Speed and Aperture set to your needs, and have
the right lenses, what’s stopping you getting
an equally high quality photo?
How would you advise publicising your
work?
I am trying to make a name for myself online
at the moment through YouTube for my videos
and Facebook for my photos, as well as a website
to display my work in the form of a portfolio
(www.coverthecake.com).
Henry’s work can be seen on www.youtube.com/
henrybird123, as well as in his online portfolio.

Henry Bird is currently studying Film and MediaProduction at Atrium, University of Glamorgan, but is already making a name for himself in the photography industry, both on and off the web.

What inspires you to pursue photography?

As a lover of sports photography, I love lookin gat extreme sport magazines and SuperSaturatedTV – a website by a North Devon production company. I also get a boost from people telling me that my photos are ‘’professional’ or ‘’inspiring’’.Knowing that people like my photos makes me want to carry on taking them.

Any favourite experiences in the world of photo/videography?

I’ve done some cool work as an official photographerof windsurfing and golf days, and filming music gigs for bands like The Point House Boys. Another amazing experience was being hired by Coca Cola to film the arrival of the Olympic torch in Cardiff. Why do you think photography is important? To me it’s a way of expressing feelings about something when I can’t find the words to give it emphasis and meaning. One of my favourite sayings is: ‘Where words fail to describe, my camera lens will shine.’ Photography is a ‘bubble’ for me to escape everyday struggles.

What are your thoughts on Instagram?

For non-professional photographers I think Instagram is great to get professional-looking images with just a couple of clicks. I also think it’s good as a base for sharing photos. With so many ‘Instagrammers’ I guess it’s a chance to get your name out there. But for professional photography I don’t think Instagram benefits a photographer whatsoever. I’d rather know that I have actually worked to get the desired result using Photoshop, Lightroom, or other software.

Do you think it’s a struggle to get into a photography career?

It’s tough but definitely achievable if they have time to gain experience at their fingertips.When it comes to equipment, people don’t need a pricey camera to take the best shot.Nowadays things are getting so ‘technical’ but, with the right set-up, I think the low-end digital SLR like the Canon 550D (£530) can getjust as good a photo as high-end cameras likea Canon 5D mark III (£2500). The specifications are a lot higher, but if you get the ISO, ShutterSpeed and Aperture set to your needs, and have the right lenses, what’s stopping you getting an equally high quality photo?

How would you advise publicising your work?

I am trying to make a name for myself online at the moment through YouTube for my videos and Facebook for my photos, as well as a website to display my work in the form of a portfolio (www.coverthecake.com)

.Henry’s work can be seen on www.youtube.com/henrybird123, as well as in his online portfolio.

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Interview: The King’s Singers

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It’s fair to say that The King’s Singers are at the top of their game. Not only do they have a discography of over 150 recordings and two Grammy awards to boot, but they also have two million items of sheet music currently in circulation through their publishing company, Hal Leonard. Even though the group will have been running for 45 years in 2013, they show no sign of slowing down. 2012 will see them perform to packed audiences in some of the world’s most famous halls, from Australia to the United Arab Emirates.

I speak to two of the group’s members after all six have appeared at the Oxford Union. Their 90-minute slot sees them give an insight into the lives of The King’s Singers, even integrating speeches on the position of classical music in today’s culture. It was obvious that their singing would be the high point of the evening; their sound is as immaculate in person as it is on their CDs. Demonstrating their reputation as an all-round ensemble by effortlessly flitting between various genres, the group proved that they mix impeccable blend and tone with entertainment (their classic arrangement of ‘I’m A Train’ receiving enthusiastic applause from the audience).

During the talk, the group mention that they have a repertoire of over 3000 pieces. “There’s always stuff that we’re introducing,” countertenor David Haley (the group’s longest-serving member) tells me. “Sometimes it’s introducing it for everybody, and sometimes it’s introducing it to some of the group. We did a concert last night in Christ Church, Spitalfields. The second half was by request: people bought a raffle ticket, and the money went to the King’s Singers Foundation. If their number was drawn, they were given the opportunity to pick what we would sing next from a list of about 40 songs. For me it was relatively easy, but for Christopher Bruerton (our newest member) there was an awful lot of stuff that he’d had to learn especially.” Christopher agrees, “I remember that each of the first 5 concerts after Easter was a different programme. There were 100 pieces in the space of a week. I did find that a bit overwhelming!”

I ask Christopher how he has managed to catch up on learning all of the pieces. “I feel that up until now every other waking hour on tour (if not at home) has been spent learning the music. I don’t feel that I can go for a nice stroll out around Prague, for example. It feels weird to go to a city and people often say, “Wow, you’ve been here and here!” but really I’ve just been to the concert hall, the train station and the hotel, but I haven’t actually been to Prague.”

We talk about the group’s newest album, Royal Rhymes & Rounds. “In a sense it’s a standard King’s Singers programme because it has Renaissance, Romantic, contemporary and light music – it has all the elements,” reasons David. He also mentions another recent album, High Flight (which includes pieces commissioned for the group’s 40th anniversary). “It’s got some beautiful music on it by three of the great choral composers of the twentieth century (Whitacre, Lauridsen and Chilcott).”

I bring up the group’s upcoming anniversary. “I know we’ve got some pretty exciting trips abroad to places that the group hasn’t been to either for a while or ever!” enthuses Christopher. “There’s a plan to go to South Africa and it’s looking likely that in May we’ll go to South America for the first time ever!” David is looking further ahead for the group, however: “I think that the idea is not to make too much of 45, but to make 50 really great.” Given their global popularity, I don’t think that this will be a problem.

Interview: George Galloway

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There’s a famous scene in Spitting Image, ITV’s now expired satirical puppet show, parodying Neil Kinnock’s 1987 election broadcast. “Nurses, nurses, teachers, nurses!” the puppet Kinnock blasts into the loudspeaker. “Old people, black people, yellow people, nurses!” The Labour leader was portrayed as an excitable iconoclast carried away by the chaotic passion of his own rhetoric.

Were Spitting Image still going, I daresay the show would have caricatured George Galloway – the Respect MP for Bradford – in much the same manner. His buzzwords are different of course: “murder”, “imperialism” and “Bush-Blair” were deployed indiscriminately throughout his speech last week at the Oxford Union.

His elected topic, ‘The World At War’, was a safe one. Though accusations of demagoguery and misogyny have ruptured his relationship with the Left, the undeniable doggedness which he brings to the anti-war movement still earns him their grudging respect.

By the time we sit down Galloway has been at it for over an hour, and an hour of bellowing acoustics, thrusting gesticulation and fierce mental awareness would incapacitate most politicians. He has visited the Union before, on one occasion, in 1988, as a guest of the then-President Michael Gove. “We became friends,” Galloway recounts with a surprising warmth. Though both hail from modest Scottish backgrounds, such a friendship still seems peculiar.

It should be remembered that Galloway has some experience of cosying up to people with whom – ostensibly at least – he does not agree. Infamously in 1994 he lauded Saddam Hussein for his “courage, strength and indefatigability”. Less than a decade later, as the courageous Iraqi dictator hid in a hole near Tikrit, Galloway led the anti-war movement back home, calling for British soldiers to “refuse to obey illegal orders”. Once this had prompted his expulsion from the Labour Party, he began clamouring for Tony Blair’s extradition to the Hague for “war crimes”. He repeats the demand in our interview, referring to the “indictment I carry in my briefcase” and promising to make a “citizen’s arrest” of the former PM if they ever find each other in the same room.

“I haven’t made any substantial political errors,” Galloway retorts, after I suggest that these sorts of serial mishaps undermine his credibility as a politician. He does, however, confess to errors “of phrasing and words”. The distinction is an odd one to make, given that his recent guide to the “sex game” provoked the resignation of Salma Yaqoob, Respect’s leader. Galloway seems sincere when he says “we’re very sorry that she’s left”, but sees the subsequent media storm as essentially poppycock: “When someone leaves us, they are invested with such an importance, an importance which they were never given when they were with us.”

But why does he never apologise for his bouts of verbal flatulence? “Not true, simply not true, you haven’t done your research as well as you thought you had,” he counters. When I asked for an example of a public apology he had made, he shrewdly declined: “It wouldn’t profit me to go through my list of regrets.” But it might profit me of course, so I went and did some homework.

And it turns out he has recently apologised to a tweeter whom – in the heat of an online ar- gument in August – Galloway branded a “window-licker”, a derogatory term for the mentally handicapped. His apology was limp and equivocating, but still it was remarkable that he made one at all. Perhaps the relaxations of a honeymoon in Indonesia with his fourth wife have evinced a softer side.

But will he apologise over his rape comments? “No.” He believes that “Julian Assange has been set up. The allegations against him… are entirely bogus.” The problem is that for Galloway to accept that the allegations constitute rape, he could no longer be so sure of the conspiracy he has built up around WikiLeaks. Without irony, he concluded an answer on the topic to a PhD student, Nicole, with this diatribe: “Trust me on this, sister, the day will come when you’ll be embarrassed to have asked me that question because you’ll know what you don’t know now. I’ll forgive you for not knowing it.” Needless to say Nicole was less than impressed by this generous gesture.

It is well known that Galloway holds himself in high regard. There’s a story in Chris Mullin’s new diary that is fast becoming legend in Westminster. During a parliamentary visit to Vietnam, Mullin recounts a special meal laid on for the delegation: “Almost everyone at the table had lost a member of his family. One had lost four brothers. This didn’t stop George regaling them with tales of ‘my first injury in the struggle’, which turned out to be a kick he received from a police horse during the 1968 anti-war demonstration outside the American Embassy in Grosvenor Square.” The following day, at another meeting, “George again regaled the assembly with tales of his long service to socialism. The district chairman, a canny old boy, listened politely when George again referred to his ‘first injury in the struggle’. Then, without batting an eyelid he inquired: ‘And what was your second?’”

Galloway’s antagonists will variably tell you that he isan egotist, a conspiracy theorist, a hypocrite, a dictator-loving sycophant, and a rather nasty bigot. These criticisms undoubtedly sully his reputation, but they also energise the vocal minority, who – as Galloway never tires of remind- ing me – have “elected me to the British Parliament six times”, most recently in the “Bradford Spring” that liberated the oppressed peoples of West Yorkshire earlier this year.

Another slightly peculiar boast is his presence on “alternative” media. Specifically he is tagged in “over 12,000 videos on YouTube”. That’s funny, because barely eight weeks previously, Galloway had spoken on his ‘Molucca Red’ channel of a mere “11,800 videos, the last time I checked.” He obviously keeps a close tab. It seems that Galloway’s globetrotting schedule, hopping from Venezuela to Kazakhstan in the week before we met, doesn’t stop him cultivating the cyber-vanity of a 14-year-old schoolgirl. One thinks it’s beneath him, until you remember that this is the same George Galloway who let Channel 4 film him licking milk out of the hands of one of his fellow Big Brother housemates.

At the St Stephen’s Gate Entrance to Parliament stands a statue of Charles James Fox, the Whig MP ejected twice for treacherously supporting the American minutemen and, later, the French revolutionaries. For a time Fox cast a lonely figure with a lot to say but few sympathetic enough to hear it. Vindication by history saved his reputation. Galloway – who has evoked Fox on multiple occasions – is acutely conscious of the opprobrium poured on him by the British media and political establishment: “I don’t ask anyone to love me. I am what I am.”

George Galloway similarly believes himself to be on the right side of history. On that count the Left would be unwise to write him off just yet. But the danger for him now lies in becoming a punchline for all jokes of a sordid and hypocritical nature. Posterity nearly always forgives outcasts, but it very rarely remembers charlatans.

Oxford Personality of the Week

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Angus Aitken’s travelling CV reads like Tintin’s wet dream. The 3rd Year historian has canoed the River Wye, climbed mountains along Corsica’s GR20 and trekked the length of Mongolia on horseback. A self-confessed David Livingstone-inspired explorer, this summer found Angus on a 7.5m wooden boat in the middle of Lake Malawi, the world’s eighth largest lake. Accompanied by a local guide, Angus successfully rowed and sailed the length of this freshwater sea, covering a mere 800km in twenty-eight days.

One of the jewels of Victorian England’s discoveries, Livingstone stumbled across Lake Malawi in 1859. Not a lot has changed since. “The tribal villages where we camped were very similar to what Livingstone described” Angus enthused. The region is very remote and has seen extremely little innovation, “We had women come out of their houses, hold up a squealing baby and say ‘this is what a white person looks like.’”

It wasn’t all smooth sailing. Living up to its alternative name, the Lake of Storms, the lake’s water was frequently swept by violent gales that saw Angus traversing waves of 15ft or more. There was a close call when he was trapped between huge swells and stony cliffs. “We had to battle our way around the headland lest we were shattered against the rocks. Our guide later told us he had been warned of bad spirits in the bay.”

More than a casual jet-setter, Angus hopes his wanderlust will prove lucrative one day. “Ultimately I’d like to make exploration documentaries,” he told Cherwell. His short film about travelling in Mongolia will be released in Oxford later this term.

5 Minute Tute: The Human Genome

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What is the genome and why are we interested?

Put simply, the genome is the genetic material (made of DNA) that provides the instructions for building a new organism. For example the human genome comprises around six billion pieces of individual chemical information, arranged on 46 separate chromosomes like strings of beads. At any given position each “bead” can have one of four “colours” and the exact order of these colours can be critical for normal function. Locked within the genome are many secrets such as how humans evolved many differences from our closest living relatives (the two chimpanzee species), what makes humans differ from each other, and why we may be more or less likely to develop certain diseases.

How has our understanding of ‘junk DNA’ changed in recent years?

The part of the genome that we understand best is the bit that makes proteins. We know of around 21,000 such protein-making genes but these only comprise about 3% of the human genome. Another 5% shows enough similarity to other mammals that we can conclude that it is doing something, even if we don’t know what that is. But around half our genome consists of repeated sequences that have spread like parasites, so it has previously been thought that much of this and other “spacer” regions had no function – a kind of ancestral junk that has built up as the by-product of the haphazard progress of evolution.

What is the importance of collaborative genomic databases (such as ENCODE)?

ENCODE stands for “Encyclopedia of DNA elements” and this has recently been in the news because this project has announced the first attempt to peer beyond the genes at the scale of an entire human genome. This involved assigning no less than 1,640 measurable properties across the genome as a whole, and then trying to see how these properties correlated with one another to gain an overall picture of how the genome works. ENCODE found that 80% of the genome “lights up” for one or more of these properties, suggesting that a much higher proportion of the genome could be doing something than we previously thought.

How rapidly are research and sequencing techniques developing?

When the draft human genome sequence was announced in 2001, it had taken a 3-billion dollar international effort over the previous decade to obtain just one complete human genome sequence. Now the same work can be done in a single lab in under a week for around £2,000. Indeed, technologies for human genome sequencing have been developing so rapidly that for several years the rate of decrease in sequencing cost has even outstripped improvements in computer processing power (enshrined in Gordon Moore’s “law”). Being able to understand all these data has become as much of a challenge as generating it, so that computer-literate scientists (called bioinformaticians) now play a leading role in the field.

What’s next? Can we ever understand the entire genome?

Integrating all this information into a coherent picture is still a massive challenge. Some problems are simpler than others: for example, within 10 years we can anticipate having an extremely comprehensive picture of the inherited disorders that afflict mankind, and of the major genetic changes that lead to different cancers. This information can be used to design new treatments, but the challenges in making sure that these treatments are safe and effective will be the same as ever. We are still much further away from answering other questions such as why certain individuals get heart disease or diabetes and others don’t – although we know that environmental factors (things like smoking and an unhealthy diet) are at least as important as the genes. And – fortunately I think – we can peer into the genes as much as we want but they will never fully explain the human spirit!

A call for Lebanese Unity

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There are places where the sound of a bomb belongs. Accompanied by black and white photos compacted into the digestible size of a screen, or in a war torn city whose buildings echo the sadness of its people. But Badaro is a sleepy Christian quarter of Beirut: its Volvos sit neatly next to pavements and its little old ladies could be an export from a Sicilian market or French boulangerie.

I was emptying the bins when the bomb exploded and everything went quiet. The office worker across the road straightened his tie and went back inside and the builder next to me stubbed out his cigarette. After all, this is Beirut, where people appease their cramped living conditions with a dynamic mix of Arabic and Mediterranean culture. But it was the silence that made everything so different. The sirens waited at least an hour, as if to check whether the sleeping dragon of Lebanon’s dark past really had decided to emerge from hibernation. As Beirutis took to Twitter to voice their concerns, we climbed to the top of our apartment block where a chimney of smoke announced that something hostile had arrived.

The next day as news came in that the blast had killed the head of the Intelligence Service, the streets were empty. Usually bustling bars were boarded up and Beirut’s suffocating traffic had been replaced by an eery trickle of army convoys and black Cadillacs. The most poignant sight was a little girl’s birthday party in a nearby café; her curiosity about the lack of friends clashed with the worried faces of her parents.

The weak foundations of the Lebanese state are constantly strained by different communities who, although living in relative harmony, have totally different perceptions of the direction Lebanon should take and with whom her future lies. On the streets, the majestic cedar flag jostles for attention amongst the many sectarian and religious flags. Thanks to economic and political uncertainty, many of Lebanon’s brightest fled its borders in the eighties.

This is not to say Lebanon cannot work. Lebanon must work. Lebanon is the only place in the Middle East where minority groups have made real advances and where there is genuine promise of a more tolerant offshoot of Islam. I urge the Lebanese to put away their many different flags on the day of Wissam al-Hassan’s funeral, be it the green of Shiite Hezbollah or the geometric cedar of the Phalangists, and fly the majestic cedar of the mother country. If there is one thing that Lebanon does well, it is difference, be it from the autocracy of her neighbours or the fledgling openness of her art scene. The Lebanese must realise this and embrace their differences and not allow their rich civilisation to be destroyed by a state of mistrust and fear. I therefore urge the Lebanese to remember the promise of their unique situation, because if there is one thing that does not belong in Lebanon, it is silence.

First-Class Ticket Mr Osborne?

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Yes, of course – Tom Beardsworth

Let’s be frank: the current mini-uproar over MP’s travel is nothing more than a media cat fight. The Guardian dished the dirt on Murdoch; The Sun broke PlebGate and three years ago The Telegraph had Parliament by its balls as it revealed MP’s dodgy ex- penses. The latest episode is another attempt by this last newspaper to whip up some sales. The truth is this: not only have no laws been broken but there is a profoundly sensible case to be made for politicians travelling in first class.

The revelations are that 185 MPs have enjoyed first class travel, exploiting a loophole in the IPSA rules that allows them to charge a first class ticket to the taxpayer if it does not exceed the price of a standard class ticket bought at short notice. The investigation was sparked by George Osborne’s humorous struggle to stay in First Class on a train from his Cheshire constituency down to Euston. ITV claim that an aide told the inspector ‘Oh, but the Chancellor couldn’t possibly move to Standard Class’ despite only having a Standard ticket. I’m inclined to believe the official line: Osborne had a Standard ticket, wanted to upgrade – and did, out of his own pocket. I believe that because (a) he’s not politically stupid and (b) he’s worth £4m; he can pay. Of course the next Chancellor may not have a personal fortune, so it’s important to ask whether the cost of travelling first class is worth it to the taxpayer? Equally, is the cost of him or her not travelling first class fair to the taxpayer? The answers are an emphatic ‘yes’ and ‘no’ respectively.

Travelling down to London on a Friday afternoon is likely to be a bit stuffy. One probably won’t get a seat, though Osborne would probably remember to reserve one. Even then, securely ensconced in standard class amongst the plebs, he would rightly be uncomfort- able sifting through sensitive documents, or chatting to the PM. It is entirely reasonable that the Chancellor should want to do his job without Joe Public peering over his shoulder. ‘Pschh. This is true for loads of people!’ my inner contrarian answers. Yes, and most of them travel in first class. Virtuous souls who choose to remain in standard don’t usually have a job as important as running the country’s finances.

The State currently makes up 48% of the economy. That’s an awful lot of taxing and spending. It’s important therefore that the chap responsible for all that taxing and spending works hard, and works effectively. Because the difference between a productive day and a mediocre day for the Chancellor is literally billions of pounds. If the Chancellor winds up next to a sick toddler, or worse, a journalist with nothing to do but spy, who pays? Us. So in the austere spirit of the day, let’s allow the Chancellor to travel in style.

 

Obviously Not – Hannah Timmis

Shortly before what our great British press have dubbed “The Great Train Snobbery”, a YouTube sensation was born: “Eton Style”. A parody of a parody, for 4:36 minutes the tails-clad, Etonian lads dance, horse-style, around the hallowed grounds of their infamous school, applying their own lyrics to the number one hit “Gangnam style”. Within 24 hours of going online, the video had received 43,000 views and had swamped the Twittersphere. At the time of writing, it has 1,644,900 views and counting.

The genius of the video is that Eton Style confirms all the things you thought you knew, or wanted to believe, about Eton. The kids do drink Moet like water! The teachers actually swan around in Jags! There’s a Russian cannon outside the geography dept! “We just don’t care,” chant the boys. Whilst acknowledging the exaggeration and hyperbole, what makes Eton Style so popular is the boys’ mockery of their ludicrous privilege. It’s hard to believe that “Barking-and-Dagenham-Eastbrook-Comprehensive-School-Style” would receive the same level of interest.

Of course, Eton Style is not the first pop sensation of privileged origins to capture the public’s imagination. Recall the success of Oxford’s own “Out of the Blue” on Britain’s Got Talent 2011. When James Kay first began to belt out Poker Face, the audience responded with gasps and cheers. Who knew that these shy, geeky, suits had actually heard of Lady Gaga?

Because for 99% of the population, scenes of boys in bow-ties dancing around a group of beagles or riding in tandem around the RadCam are as alien as women apparently are to Etonian sixth-formers. YouTube and ITV are the closest many people will come to experiencing the privilege that students at this university and others enjoy.

And this is why George Osborne and his fellow, often ex-Etonian, politicians should not travel First class. MPs are, in theory, representatives of the voters of their constituency to Parliament. Yet most of these guys have been separated from normalcy since birth, inhabiting medieval buildings, stone quads and every eatery except Greggs bakers. Travelling first-class reinforces an already existing barrier between the country’s leaders and the people they serve, and this is damaging for any representative government.

The most worrying aspect of Mr. Osborne’s decision to travel First when Standard was apparently too “crowded” wasn’t his ability to casually fork out £189.50 or his alleged argument (Mitchell Style) with the ticket collector. It was his total failure to recognize how politically insensitive his actions were. The Conservative Party are already in the dog house (beagle kennel). The ex-Chief Whip’s outburst at a police officer and Cameron’s controversial “mug a hoodie” anti-crime crackdown has confirmed in the minds of many that the PM and co. probably did spend their school days drinking champagne in a rowing boat made of caviar. Its unlikely, therefore, that they will be able to identify with the needs and interests of the public. 

At the same time, the nation has been expected to swallow Mr. Osborne’s smugly condescending Party Conference speech from earlier this month. “We made a promise to the British people that we would repair our badly broken economy,” he said, with an unnatural smile. “That promise is being fulfilled.” He later added that, of course, austerity and cuts to the welfare budget will continue. But don’t worry, Mr. Osborne soothed, “We’re all in this together.” Well, no, Chancellor, you’re in first class.