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SPOTY: It’s not (just) about the sport

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The Sports Personality of the Year show has been brutally attacked by many for turning into a popularity contest. But these people are missing the entire point of the show. It is meant to be a popularity contest. If the sporting world were an American high school, pin up girl Jess Ennis would be prom queen, with the class joker Wiggins charming his way to prom king.

The award is not simply a recognition of sporting prowess: all of the sportsmen and women nominated have impressive collections of silverware already and need no proof of their status as astounding athletes. Instead, the award is about how the people themselves communicate with the public. The word ‘personality’ is key here: the supporters lining the Tour de France finish line in mod suits and stick-on side burns are testament to this. An athlete who jokes about raffle prizes as he is handed the trophy for winning the most prestigious cycling event in history is evidently going to be more popular and more of a sports personality than an athlete who is handed a trophy, smiles, waves, and leaves.

Critics of the ethos of the show have argued that Jessica Ennis achieved far less than athletes such as Mo Farah and Ellie Simmonds because she only won one gold medal at the London Olympics. Only one! However, the criteria for being shortlisted for Sports Personality, ‘represents breadth and depth of UK sports’, pretty much sums up Ennis’s sport. She does seven activities rolled into one, which pretty much ticks the ‘breadth’ box.

Ennis has also been criticised for only being nominated because she was the poster girl of London 2012. But the way I see it, this is exactly the sort of contribution that should be acknowledged: her face encouraged thousands of children to participate in sport and viewing statistics of the heptathlon must have rocketed from the thousands of men watching. Her personality contributed to the brand of the Olympics, giving her a deserved 22% of the vote and second place.

Claims from disgruntled McIlroy fans that the British public is racist in not voting for the Irish golfer dominate one online thread, to the point where the IRA is mentioned. What these people fail to realise is that McIlroy only obtained under 2% of the vote not because he is Irish, but quite simply because he doesn’t have Bradley Wiggins’ epic sideburns. In actual fact, the last five winners have been Welsh, Northern Irish, Scottish and Manx. The fact is, Wiggo is hilarious. What other sportsman would invite a crowd of 16,000 to a free bar supplied by the BBC? McIlroy would not. That is why he got only 2% of the vote as opposed to Wiggo’s 30%.

What made me laugh the most, however, was the suggestion that Andy Murray should have won the award, rather than coming third with 14% of the vote, despite the operative word of the award title being ‘personality’. I can honestly say that I have seen him smile twice. Actually, one of those was a grimace of pain. This, for me, was the only failing of the show. Fair enough, Murray has done what no other British tennis player has done for generations. However, Tim Henman came second in the award show in 1997 without managing anything like the success that Murray has had this year. People loved him  and voted for him because of his personality, which is what the BBC is celebrating here. It is the sporting world’s equivalent of who has the most likes on their Facebook profile picture, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Ed Byrne stars in Oxford science animation

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The stand-up comedian Ed Byrne has starred in a new Oxford-based animation that helps to explain the science of volcanoes.

The new animation, Underwater Volcano Disaster, sees Byrne play the part of Hank, the computer on a mini-submarine that gets trapped underwater after an earthquake. Hank’s successful attempt to navigate the submarine back to safety allows for a fantastic journey through the deepest insides of a volcano.

Ed Byrne commented, “It isn’t every day that Oxford University asks you to play a rogue computer piloting a submarine inside an exploding volcano, so I couldn’t resist! I like the idea that by watching everything going wrong for poor old Ossie – as he gets shaken, shrunk and boiled alive – you’re actually learning something about how volcanoes are made deep beneath the ocean. It goes to show that exploring the latest science can be a whole heap of fun.”

Oxford University scientists were behind the animation, which is the latest in a series of videos from Oxford Sparks, a website dedicated to making Oxford’s science accessible to the general public.Oxford Sparks’ other projects include podcasts, apps and virtual tours. It also hosts “Into the Lab”, a series of blogs by Oxford scientists.

Professor David Pyle, from the Department of Earth Sciences, was lead scientific advisor to the project and has been involved in science outreach for several years.

He explained that the focus of this video was to demonstrate how the melting process in subduction zones – places where one tectonic plate moves under another – is caused by changes in the minerals that make up the rocks that are being subducted.

Pyle commented, “I am delighted with the way that Karen Cheung [the animator] has captured both what rocks actually look like when we look at them under a microscope; and has also managed to illustrate the way that fluids and melts percolate through rocks in the mantle and crust as they rise.”

In 2011 Professor Pyle was a zone winner in the online X-factor style competition, I’m a Scientist, Get me out of here, which allows schoolchildren to meet and interact with scientists. His love of volcanoes began “at the age of seven, while sitting on the freshly erupted deposits of Villarica volcano in Chile.” 

Research finds that cannabis can be an effective pain killer

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New research by Oxford University into the role of cannabis as a means of pain relief suggests that the effects produced by the drug vary greatly between individuals. However, by using tablets of THC, the psychoactive component of the drug, researchers concluded that cannabis increases a patient’s ability to cope with pain as opposed to actually reducing the intensity of it.

The research was carried out on a group of twelve healthy, male volunteers who were either given a sample of THC or a placebo tablet. The sensation of pain was then simulated by spreading either a dummy cream or a cream mixed with chilli onto the skin of the legs of the participants which caused an irritating, burning sensation. A series of four MRI scans were then conducted and the effects of the drug on varies parts of the brain were recorded. The group’s research was published in the journal Pain.

Lead researcher, Dr Michael Lee, of Oxford University’s Centre for Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging of the Brain (FMRIB) commented, "Cannabis does not seem to act like a conventional pain medicine. Some people respond really well, others not at all, or even poorly."

He continued, "Brain imaging shows little reduction in the brain regions that code for the sensation of pain, which is what we tend to see with drugs like opiates. Instead cannabis appears to mainly affect the emotional reaction to pain in a highly variable way."

Dr Lee and the research team see the results as being “of interest scientifically” but admit that more research carried out on patients for a longer period of time is needed. He added, "Our small-scale study, in a controlled setting, involved twelve healthy men and only one of many compounds that can be derived from cannabis. That’s quite different from doing a study with patients." 

The results may one day have positive ramifications for patients suffering from chronic pain, especially in cases where there is no clear cause for it. At least for now, the study indicates that the ability of cannabis to act as a pain relief does vary between individuals.

Oxford University helps take a "snapshot" of Serengeti life

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The University of Oxford has recently collaborated with the University of Minnesota to launch a scientific project to photograph and classify animals in the Serengeti national reserve.

‘Snapshot Serengeti’ is part of the Zooniverse project and offers users the opportunity to experience an ‘online safari’ using pictures of animals taken throughout the 5700 sq. miles park. Zooniverse is led by Oxford University and Adler Planetarium and allows people to interact with scientific projects online.

Zooniverse projects encourage people to get involved as online volunteers. Scientists involved in the Serengeti project are hoping that users will help to classify animals in the photographs to help identify the different animals found in the park.

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Christopher Lintott, the director of Zooniverse, is a researcher at Oxford University and leads Citizen Science projects. He explained how he got involved in the project, telling Cherwell, “We played this game before in 2007 when we took millions of pictures of galaxies and put the images online. We realised that people were willing to give up their spare time to help researchers and we were then contacted by other researches of different projects. For Snapshot Serengeti, we teamed up with biologists largely from the US, and combined our software expertise with their data. Some of the images are amazing.”

The project has been very successful with 3.7 million animals classified and 70, 000 people visiting the site so far. The pictures are taken with a camera trap, which are remotely triggered cameras that allow photographs to be taken of shy or aggressive animals, which might be too dangerous or difficult to photograph in person.

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Chris Lintott continued, “There are only 230 cameras to cover the whole area. One member of the team from the University of Minnesota, Ali Swanson, checks them every few days to ensure that grass doesn’t obstruct the view of the cameras. Now that so many people have got involved and there’s been so much enthusiasm for the project, we can justify using more cameras as we have the manpower from the public to continue classifying the data.”

Students of Oxford University were receptive to the project – Rebecca Hannon of Balliol College commented, “This is a really interesting and different idea. Getting the public interested in online projects has worked well in lots of other areas of science too.”

Other current Zooniverse projects include classifying galaxies according to shapes using the Hubble telescope, and modelling the earth’s climates.

UK students without Internet access are at a disadvantage

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A recent study by Oxford University’s Department of Education looking into the uses of the Internet and mobile devices among UK teenagers has found that the benefits of these technologies far outweigh any risks.

The study was conducted both through a survey of more than 1,000 randomly selected households in the UK, and through face-to-face interviews with more than 200 teenagers and their families through the period 2008-11.

The University’s Department of Education conclusively shows that the educational advantages of a teenager accessing the internet within their household are substantial, despite parental concerns that networking sites and tendencies to multitask on devices promote a more easily distracted disposition in their children.

The study found that the lack of an internet connection in the home left teenagers feeling socially isolated as well as educationally disadvantaged, as most of their school and college work required a significant amount of online research and preparation.

At the time of the study, the researchers estimated that around ten per cent of the teenagers were without online connectivity at home, with most of this group living in poorer households. More recent statistics from the Office of National Statistics suggests that the number has dropped to about five per cent, although researchers estimate that this still leaves around 300,000 children without Internet access in their homes.

Researcher Dr Rebecca Eynon commented, “Behind the statistics, our qualitative research shows that these disconnected young people are clearly missing out both educationally and socially.”

A young teenager remarked in his interview, ‘’We get coursework now in Year 9 to see what groups we’re going to go in Year 10. And people with Internet can get higher marks because they can research on the Internet.”

He also commented on the socially adverse result of being “disconnected” by not having access to networking sites and applications, such as MSN. He stated, “My friends are probably on it all day every day. And they talk about it in school, what happened on MSN.”

The researchers, Dr Chris Davies and Dr Rebecca Eynon, found no evidence to support the traditional claim that technology such as this distracts young people from concentrating on serious study. Conversely, their study confirms that the Internet has opened up more opportunities for teenagers to expand their learning at home.

Dr Davies said that the evidence “shows that parents have tended to focus on the negative side – especially the distracting effects of social networking sites – without always seeing the positive use that their children often make of being online”.

A second year E&M student commented in concurrence, telling Cherwell, “A lack of internet connection at home would make it difficult for a student to keep up with e-mails and communication would be hindered, especially now when most communication is electronic.”

NYE: Do’s and Do Not’s

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1) The Place

If you are lucky enough to be inundated with party offers, choosing the right one is a bit like a game of Russian roulette. Nobody seems to be able to cope with being in the same place at the same time. We spend all night chasing that elusive (and perhaps entirely fictional) seductress- ‘the party’. 10pm, squashed on a sofa sipping on flat champagne your fingers begin to itch next to your phone. Do you stick or twist? ‘The party’ doesn’t seem to be here- but maybe she’ll turn up around 11? Heaven forbid if you left now only to be told tomorrow that it had the ‘absolute best time ever’ and you had missed out.

The cardinal rule of NYE is this: don’t spend it racing from place to place or you will end up doing the countdown sprawled across the back seat of the bus. Thoroughly research your options and don’t conform to vague plans of ‘going with the flow’. It never works. Make a plan with the people you care about then work on bringing ‘the party’ to you. This immediately eliminates the excruciating stress of wondering whether you should be somewhere else. Avoid the clichés; Times Square, Trafalgar Square (anyplace that is going to appear on TV essentially) as the tubes will be rammed, it will be freezing cold and you will almost definitely lose something, even if it is only your will to live.

2) The People

Do an honest CT scan of your motives: are you suddenly keen on going to your ‘friend’s brother’s friend’s’ party because you just found out the person you fancy will be there (neglecting the small detail that they will be the only person there that you know)? You want to be surrounded by your friends on NYE, not nervously circling a room full of strangers. This scenario almost always results in a severe bout of ‘nervous drinking’ and the whole evening going down in the archives as ‘that time when you passed out on the bonnet of someone’s car’. If you’re going to get absolutely legless and embarrass yourself, an unfortunate fate that befalls many of us, make sure you’re around your friends. The real ones mind, ones who would stop you trying to do the splits up the wall and not even mind when you make them look for your camera for hours before noticing it’s around your wrist.

3) Midnight

There is a potent but totally artificial sense of occasion on New Year’s Eve. That dangerously cavalier ‘if you can’t say it at Christmas when can you say it?’ sense of romance, which had been ebbing away ever since Boxing Day, returns for one final, lethal attack. This is when you whip out your phone with great panache and confidently tap in that strictly verboten number- the ex or the person you fancy. That number you absolutely promised not to ring when you got drunk. However, as the countdown starts you suddenly seem to occupy a magical other dimension where the ‘moment is right’. Suddenly the slurred ‘I love you/ I hate you/ I need you are clattering their merry way straight into the person’s voicemail boxes, irretrievable.  There is always someone you shouldn’t be calling at midnight. Better get your friend to take your phone hostage until this thrilling urge releases you from its grip.

4) The Aftermath

After your incredibly successful NYE, having lost your wallet, lost everyone at the countdown and ended up wailing a Bridget Jones-esque rendition of ‘I Will Survive’ down the phone, there are two things you must remember. Number 1: however great everyone’s facebook photos look- the ones from the party you were totally meant to go to captioned ‘best time ever’- have a look at your own photos and remind yourself that yours also look convincingly fantastic. Number 2: we never learn from our NYE mistakes. Next year we will do the same things all over again just like everyone else.

Happy New Year!

Review: Bastille: Other People’s Heartache, Pt. 2

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

Dan Smith’s ambition was never to be a pop star. The lead singer of and driving force behind Bastille has gone on record saying that he always wanted to go into movies. ‘Other People’s Heartache’ is where he combines his passion for film with his music, weaves intriguing remixes and rethought versions of old songs, and just generally has a lot of fun. Part 2 builds on Part 1, with Dan Smith getting even more ingenious with his connections between film and music and adventurous with his production.

The new production team F*U*G*Z, formed by Smith and rapper F. Stokes must take a lot of credit for this album, and F*U*G*Z is accordingly given a number of ‘ft.’ acknowledgements. The team announces itself immediately (after Bastille have updated us with a TV-style ‘previously on Other People’s Heartache’ section with clips of each track from the last album and had a boys’ choir sing the chorus of Bastille’s song ‘Icarus’ of course!) in ‘Killer’ with some slick production; while it does draw attention to itself somewhat, it works well, instantly creating the atmosphere that the album gives off throughout – one of everything happening everywhere at the same time. The song, a cover of Seal’s ‘Killer’, is so eventful it’s ridiculous, with a sample from George Michael’s song of the same name, Liam Neeson promising “I will find you, and I will-” and downbeat electronic wizardry all over the place. And don’t worry, Smith’s tongue remains firmly in his cheek, having Marty McFly announce at the end “Guess you guys weren’t ready for that. But your kids are gonna love it.”

Dan Smith’s humour is a huge part of the album, and it is evident throughout. In the cover of ‘No Scrub’ by TLC mixed with The xx’s ‘Intro’ and filled with excerpts from Psycho, Smith implicitly accuses Norman of being a ‘scrub’ because he ‘lives with his momma’. The track ‘Thinkin’ Ahead’, a cover of Frank Ocean’s ‘Thinking About You’, opens with a reference to a rather different Frank in Donnie Darko’s “a storm is coming Frank says” speech. ‘Sweet Pompeii’, mostly a soulful cover of Calvin Harris’ ‘Sweet Nothing’, almost seems like a practical joke on the listener as we go from the verse to a clip of Bernie Sanders talking about the economy to a hilariously unexpected sample of the exact beat break from Harris’ version. Add to that an N-Trance cover and some more humorously appropriate film excerpts and you have a joyfully playful analysis of popular culture and media.

Despite all this, the album does flirt with sincerity at times. The wonderful Kate Tempest produces a beat poem on ‘Forever Ever’ which combines brilliantly with the cover of Bastille’s single ‘Bad Blood’ Dan Smith enlists the help of Gab Aplin’s spine-tingling voice to produce a beautiful cover of Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Dreams’, opening with Gene Wilder’s excellent Willy Wonka declaring ‘we are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams’ and littered with moments from The Corrs’ ‘Dreams’ to complete the theme. Ella, one of 2013’s most exciting prospects, assists on a goose bump-inducing rendition of Tina Turner’s ‘Private Dancer’ which explodes into life when she starts belting N-Trance’s ‘Set You Free’ and the album closes with a chilling rendition of ‘Holy Night’, and Dan Smith definitely has the vocal pedigree to pull off the hymn. It’s blended cunningly with clips from ‘Home Alone’ including the band’s parting message: “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal, and a Happy New Year!”

The band are giving this album away for free, just as they did Part 1, on www.otherpeoplesheartache.com because, as far as we can see, they’ve only made it because they thought it’d be fun, and they want you to hear it. Much as we all wish Bastille would hurry up and release a ‘proper’ album already, it’s so refreshing seeing artists creating for the sake of creating, and obviously loving every second of it.

Review: Only Connect

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I love quiz shows, I really do. I love getting the answers right. I love pretending I got the answers right. I love mocking the contestants when they do not get the answers right. Though apparently not as much as Jeremy Paxman and his quizzical brow do. They are a chance to prove one’s unequivocal knowledge of the culture capitals of Europe, or films starring Kevin Bacon; essentially they are a great way to feel like a bit of a clever clogs whilst a wordless word document stares at you from across the room. However, the time of lording my superior knowledge of all things uninteresting over my family and friends whilst they try to enjoy their evening viewing has finally come to an end. 

‘Only Connect’, the most viewed show on the somewhat haughty and grown up BBC 4, is like an intellectual punch in the face. Scheduled to begin just as University Challenge ends, it maintains the mood of civil Monday night viewing (or in my case, aggressive fact fighting), but forces you to climb several rungs up logic ladder. As opposed to reeling off random facts potentially overheard at a pub quiz, the teams have to actually think about things. The basic format requires the teams to make connections between seemingly random images, words, or pieces of music, meaning you have to be able to link stuff like “things made out of melted guns”, or “tube lines if they were translated as snooker ball colours.” It’s torturous. It’s also genius. 

Everything about this program is clever, sharp and a teensy bit elitist. From the titular E.M Forster reference, to the fact that teams choose their question by selecting a hieroglyph (seriously), no academic is left unruffled. Even the classically stringy introductory music gives everything a sense of serious if-I-get-one-right-I’ll-be-a-better-person-ness. Cleverest of all is the show’s presenter, Victoria Coren. I don’t want to be quizzed by her, I want to be her. The somewhat unnerving lack of a studio audience does not phase this lady, as she embarks on monologues and witticisms, gently mocks the teams (most of whom look like they followed University Challenge when Bamber Gascoigne still presented it), and makes us believe she really did already know the answers to all the questions. 

So, though quiz show fans may have a more relaxing time watching QI, or a more successful evening watching The Weakest Link, nothing says ‘wild Monday night’ like a quiz show that repeatedly assaults you with stuff you didn‘t know. All it needs now is a drinking game.

Review: Strictly Come Dancing 2012

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The Strictly Come Dancing Final: a dramatic night for all. Tears, tantrums and twirls, and that’s just my living room. It’s as if the industrial strength hairspray has seeped through the nation’s television sets and partially sedated us all. I find myself laughing at Brucie and wishing my wardrobe had more sparkle. I even start to believe that Bruno is a real person and not a permanently aroused jack-in-a-box. I am completely and utterly sucked in. Described by a BBC insider as a "warm bath", the show’s continued success relies on the light-hearted silliness it brings to Saturday night; in short it is the comfort food of television. However, it is certainly not to be underestimated.

The tenth series of Strictly consistently defeated rival X Factor in the rating’s battles, and pulled in an incredible 14 million viewers for the final. X Factor and Strictly both aim to be a theatrical viewing experience, with each year becoming bolder, brighter and generally more abrasive to the eyes, but somehow the latter manages to retain some semblance of heart. By sticking to the same formula and pretty much the same team since its conception in 2004, the show has kept its core fan base whilst seducing disillusioned X Factor devotees with promises of sincere judging and (slightly) less desperate competitors. Though the show undoubtedly (and occasionally unfairly) boosts the profiles of those on it (Alesha Dixon I’m talking to you), there’s an overwhelming sense that is actually is just about the dancing, and, wait for it… the journey. The judges know what they’re talking about and offer the right balance of humour and advice, and the celebs seems genuinely bitten by the notorious ‘Strictly Bug’. 

This year has been no exception, with Louis Smith, Denise Van Outen, Dani Harman and Kimberly Walsh fighting tooth and highly-polished nail for the title. Though each have had their ups and downs throughout the series (such is the way of Saturday night viewing) it was Smith who stepped up to win in truly Olympian style. Despite playing up to his role as this year’s Strictly Stud, his Charleston was accurate and full of character, his Dirty Dancing Salsa preferable even to the original, and his showdance, well… just watch it on You Tube. 

Though the ordering of the show was a bit rushed, with Robbie Williams shoved on the end and sounding like an overtired pub singer, the dancers themselves provided more than enough entertainment. As a bit of a Strictly puritan, it was great to see all four of the finalists perform the dances with style and technical ability, whilst completely immersing themselves in the general giddiness that is Strictly. The whole show verges on hysteria; from the unpredictable nature of Bruce Forsyth (or for that matter, Bruce Forsyth’s hair), to the sheer brightness of everything and everyone on set, the show is pulsating with energy. Mercifully, the kind of energy that goes nicely with sitting in your pyjamas with a cup of tea.

Admittedly, I am more invested in Strictly than your average/sane viewer. Having been a ballroom dancer aged 3 through 18, the arrival of Strictly meant my weird and glittery hobby became cool overnight. Well, cool in an unashamedly not cool kind of way. Why the hipster contingency haven’t jumped on Ballroom is beyond me… Eight years later and Strictly is still bewitching us. We know it will be in-your-face, camp, and a bit cringey, but we do it anyway because it’s bloody good fun.

Review: Downton Abbey Christmas Special

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Contains spoilers from first sentence.

Downton Abbey’s 2012 Christmas offering bordered on the bizarre, subjecting 7.3 million viewers to clumsily introduced (and swiftly departing) romances, unmotivated Bitchy-Maid-Wars and, of course, the ‘unexpected’ bumping-off of its central character – Matthew Crawley (Dan Stevens).

The overwhelming characteristic of this festively feature-length turkey was the linger. So. Much. Lingering. The lingering smiles which new maid Edna hurls towards Tom Branson number precisely 762, with further lingering scowls/looks of intense mistrust between ‘Shrimpy’ and Wife, as well as O’Brien and Doppelganger, not to mention the longing looks (lengthily documented, of course) to which Thomas subjects Jimmy. After nearly every line comes an unnecessarily lengthy shot of the actor’s face, in which they are apparently expected to express the sentiment of lines past and plotlines future, in some form of facial charades game.

Of course the climax of this episode is the car-crash (if you can pull the single car-crash from the surrounding car-crash which forms the rest of the episode. It’s like Inception. But with car-crashes.). The one none of us saw coming… Unless you’ve read any of this year’s interviews with Dan Stevens. Or any of the speculation over his reappearance in Series 4. In which case you were sat through the entire thing waiting for him to walk into the path of gunfire, fast-moving vehicles or a rogue and/or enraged stag. There was a moment in which the birth of his son inexplicably made Matthew feel like he’d ‘swallowed a box of fireworks’, where I thought they might have gotten really inventive.

The really surprising thing about the car-crash was its complete silence. We didn’t see a crash. We didn’t even hear one. We hear piano and violins. We see a leafy drive. We see a lucky escape for Dan Stevens. We see a spate of Facebook statuses railing against ITV’s lack of festive spirit.  

The real measure of the absurdity of Matthew Crawley’s ‘sudden’ death is the fact that ITV felt the need to release an explanation for it: the plot failed so entirely that the production company actually needed to release a statement to explain the real-life reasons behind its decisions: Dan Stevens decided not to renew his contract. 

In many ways (all ways?), the demise of Matthew Crawley can be seen as a mercy-killing, palpably on the cards since he was forced, by some extraordinary (and medically dubious) plotting, to miraculously leap out of his wheelchair last year. And this episode presented all of the reasons that an actor would choose to run for the (Highland) hills rather than renew a contract: dialogue more wooden than Bates’ leg and plotting less plausible than Matthew’s increasingly-yellow highlights (Compare series 1 to series 3. Mysterious.), not to mention ratings decreasing by nearly 1 million viewers since last year’s Christmas special. 

Even this episode’s lingering (yes, more lingering) shots of historical trains and a whole new National Trust property didn’t prevent it from inviting its audience to ask, after 3 series, “Is this the end of Downton Abbey, the pinnacle of period porn?”