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Review: Paramore – Paramore

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★★☆☆☆
Two Stars

Hayley Williams’ January claim that her band’s new album was influenced by Alt-J, as barefaced an attempt to cling to the relevance of a nearby Mercury Prize winner as could be imagined, cannot have been taken very seriously by many. Furthermore, Paramore’s lacklustre performances at Reading & Leeds must have convinced most that Williams should have taken the hint in 2010 and finally disbanded this ageing relic of the pop punk era when founding members Josh and Zac Farro left, claiming that the singer was treating the band as her own solo project. It seems like a distinctly classless move on her part to make an eponymous album when the band is barely recognizable as the same group of musicians who produced hit album Riot! in 2007.

Perhaps we could forgive her that if Paramore was anything but a few professional musicians going through the motions while their flame-haired lead singer tries to delude herself that her dream is still alive. First single ‘Now’ was disappointing, with Williams noticeably doing nothing more than trying to sound the same as she always has and sounding completely at odds with the oddly grungy guitarwork. This is evident throughout the album, except during three inexplicable ukulele interludes which serve no purpose other than to confuse the sound of the work. The other supposed hit, ‘Still Into You’, seems to display a glimpse of self-awareness as Williams moans “I should be over all the butterflies” (the cover art for Brand New Eyes featuring a butterfly) and also makes a vague attempt to justify her Alt-J pretensions with some electronic noises jitter around in the background. But the song doesn’t even manage to provide a catchy hook, once a reliable staple in a Paramore song. Only on ‘Proof’ does Williams come close to the joyful choruses of the band’s past, injecting energy into the chorus as she cries out “the only thing that I need/Is you”.

For those who manage to make it through this astonishingly long album, ‘Future’ provides a more stripped down sound, and something of a glimpse into Williams’ true feelings as she moans “We don’t talk about the past”. It begins to look like this might actually be an interesting point in the album, with wide-ranging guitars and slowly building riffs extending to a massive soundscape at which a belted, heartfelt chorus from Hayley Williams, who if nothing else has seemed vocally proficient, would put a high note on a severely pointless album. However, somewhat predictably, Paramore aren’t really sure what to do with the cacophonous crescendo they’ve created and so instead it fades out, fades back in again as if desperately begging for us to give it more time and then stops.

Review: Filthy Boy – Smile That Won’t Go Down

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

Right now, Peckham seems to be making a concerted effort to shed its sheepskin-wearing, chandelier-dropping reputation with a cluster of emerging artists. Hot on the heels of downtempo electro-whiz kid Deptford Goth, here’s Filthy Boy, whose debut LP Smile That Won’t Go Down dropped last week.

Filthy Boy’s shtick is an endearing brand of brooding post-punk which dwells on the sleazier side of growing up in one of London’s less glamorous neighbourhoods. While the anti-romantic vibe is undoubtedly a well-mined topic in rock music, Smile’s collection of sordid little ballads are performed with a panache that sit comfortably alongside, say, Franz Ferdinand’s first two albums, or even Nick Cave’s early solo stuff. ‘Waiting on the Doorstep’ is a window into an over-accommodating lover’s exclusion from his girlfriend’s lascivious sex-parties (“Don’t mind me fellas! / Here if you need anything!”), while ‘Jimmy Jammies’ is a hilarious romp through an older man’s ham-fisted seduction technique.

In each giddily carnivalesque vignette, frontman Paraic Morrissey’s drawled vocals carousel around dissonant, Joy Division-style guitars. Morrissey has a knack for a good line befitting a man burdened with a surname such as his; yet the wit in his turn of phrase lies closer to Last Shadow Puppets-era Alex Turner than to his namesake Stephen: “Don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking”, he snarls on ‘Naughty Corner’, not long after crooning “No matter how hard you try / You’ll still have my pupils dilated in size” on album opener ‘In The Name Of’. Best of all, though, is the menacing tone he takes on ‘Charm of the Dangerous Minx’ as his alter-ego salivates over a childlike lover “with spaghetti-hoop stains on her T-shirt” who’ll “thumb-suck her way around you”.

But all those name-checked influences are indicative of the fact that Filthy Boy struggle to be more than the sum of their parts; the lack of innovation in Smile’s rattling guitar-jabbing leaves the band’s sound feeling derivative, and rightly so. If you can get past that, however, the lyrical quality of the band’s songwriting richly rewards repeated listening.

Thatcher’s Dead, Long Live Thatcher

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Politics aside, if we can blame Margaret Thatcher for anything it’s anarcho-punk. That said, they unfortunately deserve inclusion in this playlist as Thatcher and anarcho-punk go hand in hand like an uncomfortably polemical version of the Chuckle Brothers. Other than a speech from the Iron Lady herself, the rest has very little to do with Thatcher. Just tunes from the 80s. Enjoy.

Margaret Thatcher’s Death: Oxford reacts

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Vice-Chancellor Andrew Hamilton described the former Prime Minister as “ranking among the most prominent of Oxford’s alumni.”

“Today,” Hamilton said, “we remember a graduate of the University who reached the highest public office and had a lasting impact on British politics and society.”

The statement on behalf of the University represents a sharp change from how it previously regarded Baroness Thatcher. In 1985 she became the first post-war Oxford-educated Prime Minister to be refused an honorary degree by her alma mater, because of her decision to cut education funding.

On Wednesday Banbury MP Sir Tony Baldry told the Commons, which has been recalled from Easter Recess to pay tribute to Baroness Thatcher, that the decision “reflected badly on the image and reputation of Oxford University”.

More recently, in Hilary 2012, strong opposition was voiced inside the University regarding plans to name a building in the Said Business School after her.

The Principal of Somerville, Baroness Thatcher’s old Oxford college, Dr. Alice Prochaska stated, “It is with great sorrow that we have learned of the death of Margaret Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher of Kesteven, this morning at the age of 87.

Somerville have released photos of Margaret Thatcher, née Roberts, from her undergraduate days at the college, as well as a letter the Prime Minister wrote to the college in 1980. 

“We are immensely proud to have educated Britain’s first – and so far only – female Prime Minister and one of the most internationally significant statespeople of the twentieth century. On this sad day, we pay tribute to the truly pioneering spirit that propelled her to the pinnacle of British political, and public, life.”

Before her death, Somerville College had awarded a number of honours to Baroness Thatcher, including naming a conference centre after her, as well as bestowing a number of scholarships in her name.

Cherwell understand that Somerville will now increase the number of scholarships bearing her name.

The college also plans to hold a memorial service, likely to take place during the upcoming Michaelmas term.

Margaret Roberts, as she then was, went up to Oxford in 1943 to study Chemistry. She excelled academically, and was tutored by Dorothy Hodgkin, the only British woman who has won the Nobel Prize for Science.

Baroness Thatcher served as President of the Oxford University Conservative Association in Michaelmas 1946, though she was not the first woman to hold that position.

Roberto Weeden-Sanz, a first-year historian at St Benet’s Hall and OUCA member, commented, “She was very much the product of her time, which was a time of great division and difficulty in society and although she did not solve that division, she was able to grapple with the country’s deep economic problems and allowed Britain to stand up proud, on the international stage once more. ”

According to Helena Dollimore, an undergraduate at St Hilda’s and an Oxford University NUS delegate, “at least 40 people” cheered news of Baroness Thatcher’s death in the conference hall this afternoon. Jack Matthews, Oxford student and Deputy Chairman of West Midlands Conservative Future, described the applause he had witnessed by delegates in the chamber as “shameful”.

Dollimore, a Co-Chair of Oxford University Labour Club, said that “obviously I don’t agree with Thatcher’s policies, but we need to recognise that she was the first female Prime Minister and that counts for something.

“I completely condemn the behaviour of those NUS delegates and have no respect whatsoever for their behaviour.”

Liam Byrne, President of the NUS, told delegates after the incident to “think very carefully indeed about how you respond to this news as conference continues.”

“We believe there is such thing as humanity. There is such a thing as sensitivity. And there is such a thing as respect,” he told the conference. 

“It’s not just that this would reflect extremely badly upon us if we were to show disrespect at this time. We are better than that.”

 

Margaret Thatcher: An Immediate Reflection

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I have spent my Easter vac working as a researcher to a writer on his forthcoming biography of Margaret Thatcher – when therefore the news came through at lunchtime that the 87 year old former Prime Minister had passed away, it felt strangely close to home. Regardless of my political viewpoints – or, for that matter, anybody else’s – any assessment of Margaret Thatcher the person and Margaret Thatcher the leader is fascinating.

Of course the Thatcherites will see it as vital now to guard her legacy in print and on the airwaves whilst those who identify themselves firmly against her policies will set out to ensure that, whilst Lady Thatcher’s passing is treated respectfully, her legacy is analysed towards an end of recognizing her failures.

And her legacy will be assessed in the coming hours and days – rightly so. Margaret Thatcher’s impact upon Britain is undeniable: how she transformed the nature of the British economy, provided increased opportunities for enterprise, changed the rhetoric of political debate and promoted Britain’s standing on the world stage through a new kind of diplomacy.  The world we live in today is to a large extent defined by Margaret Thatcher. She once quipped that we would one day find it unbelievable that the Gleneagles Hotel was once owned by the state (pre-privatization), and to a certain extent I think she was right.

E.M. Forster’s dictum that it is private life that holds up the mirror to eternity applies to Margaret Thatcher much more than to any other political figure. For Margaret Thatcher’s legacy will be defined in many respects by her as a private individual in public life: the fact that she was our first woman Prime Minister, that she was our longest serving 20th century premier, that she was the daughter of a greengrocer from Grantham. Margaret Thatcher broke social barriers in a man’s world dominated by an established ruling class – an achievement that can never go underestimated.

In many ways Margaret Thatcher’s legacy can best be observed through looking at our political parties today. Margaret Thatcher may have reached out to much of the middle classes (and many of the aspirational working class) but at the same time she abandoned the greatest legacy of the Conservative Party beforehand: compassionate ‘one nation’ style conservatism. In doing so, the Labour Party was also led to depart from its own traditional base. Through abandoning pragmatism in favour of the now fashionable short-termism of ideology she architected the situation today, whereby our political debate is harsher and an ‘idolatory of the wealthy’ is all too prevalent within our society.

Margaret Thatcher’s greatest strength was her greatest weakness. Her no nonsense attitude and sense of conviction were her driving force but they were also the cause of her downfall. Whereas most of us see things in shades of grey, for Margaret Thatcher the universe existed in black and white. In a complex and delicate world, a lack of tact and a tendency towards strong rhetoric for the sake of it rather than a commitment to national unity, was Margaret Thatcher’s greatest failing.  

Margaret Thatcher was certainly a formidable woman and it is undeniable that all of us are, whether we like it or not, products of her period in power. The hope is that the next few days will be approached with consideration and sensitivity, not least out of respect for the Thatcher family. That Margaret Thatcher brought about such bizarre extremes of sycophancy and hatred will be no different in death than it was in life. The only difference is that it is now the stuff of history. 

Fire breaks out in Cowley

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A large fire broke out in a bicycle shop on Cowley Road last Sunday, requiring about seventy firefighters to restore the area to safety.

The fire, which is not being treated as suspicious, started at 07.30 at the three-storey Cycle King bicycle shop and was spotted by a police patrol car.

Nobody was injured and the police, ambulance and Red Cross helped evacuate residents in neighbouring properties.

An Oxfordshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman explained, “Crews were initially faced with a rapidly developing fire with people believed to be trapped in the floors above, this fortunately was not the case.

“Firefighters had to fight the fire in arduous, difficult and very hot conditions working hard to prevent the fire spreading to neighbouring properties.

“Crews searched the building and with the use of specialist appliances, the rescue tender and hydraulic platform managed to contain the fire to cycle shop.”

Cowley Road was closed by the police for the whole of Sunday and was reopened again on Monday.

An investigation into the cause of the fire is to be carried out by a Senior Fire Investigator although it is not believed to be arson.

A spokesperson for Cycle King told Cherwell about the temporary future of the Oxford branch, saying, “We are currently in negotiations with a number of local property owners to secure premises for the temporary relocation of our store while rebuilding works take place at Cowley Road, hopefully we will secure a location within a short distance of the Cowley Road store.

“Cycle King has been serving the people of Oxford for 30 years and we are devastated that we are unable to continue this service at this moment.”

The bicycle store owners told Cherwell that the shop will reopen shortly.

Authorial Immunity

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Why do we excuse our writers their attitudes? This may seem like a strange question to ask, in an age in which the literary establishment is overwhelmingly liberal and cosmopolitan in its politics. However, it hasn’t always been that way, and it is these past attitudes that constitute our problem. Many of the great writers we revere held views that are repugnant to (most of) us now, yet we excuse them.

William Shakespeare’s writing may have produced magnificent speeches that any actor would happily debase themselves to declaim, but any person from outside of England who listens to half of Henry V recognises him for what he is – a jingoistic little-Englander with a thirst for foreign blood. If he was alive today he’d vote UKIP. When we read Dickens, we generally excuse his chauvinism, his racism and the anti-Semitism inherent in the character of Fagin. When we read Waugh we forget his enthusiastic support for the Third Reich.

Why is this? There is an argument for assessing people’s attitudes in terms of the context in which they lived. The social attitudes of the times in which Shakespeare lived are obviously very different from those we hold now. We cannot and should not hold Shakespeare et al to a standard that was nigh on impossible to attain in his surroundings and sometimes pretty damn difficult to attain in our own.

And, while we’re at it, should we not just offer these writers a free pass based on their genius? These are people with incredible skill, with brilliance that the rest of us can only dream of wielding. They are clearly not subject to the same standards as the rest of us – if Dickens was a racist, then so be it, but he was also the writer Dickens and deserves to be excused on the basis of the work he did as a writer.

However, novels, like all art, are valuable only in subjective terms – I like what I like, you like what you like, that’s simply the way it goes. That means that nobody gets a free pass. You may think that Conrad’s depiction of nautical life is an achievement to be trumpeted from the rooftops, whereas I may feel Conrad no more interesting than your common or garden scribbler. In this case you may find it easier to excuse Conrad his racist, imperialist portrayal of Africans than I would. I, in fact, may not excuse him this at all.

If we fall back on the argument from context, we still couldn’t give our authors carte blanche. Although it may be difficult for someone to espouse liberal views in a conservative age, it is not impossible. Take John Stuart Mill – a man who lived and died in the 19th century, a philosopher and a civil servant, and, most notably, a proto-feminist. If he could espouse views that many in our own time are shamefully in opposition to, who is to say that his contemporaries couldn’t? Not everyone in Dickens’ time was an anti-Semite. Not everyone in Waugh’s time supported the Third Reich. If it was possible for others to dissent from these particular views, then why not hold these educated people, these ‘men of letters’, to the highest standard, rather than the lowest?

In any case, we may feel that it is inappropriate to criticise these writers in their capacity as writers rather than their capacity as humans. We may feel that we can separate their art from their personal views. As Andrew Motion put it when discussing Philip Larkin, the conflation of life and art “rest[s]on the assumption that art is merely a compulsive expression of personality.” This is clearly an unwarranted assumption. If we can separate the life of an artist and the art they create, then we may be able to love the creation whilst criticising the creator. This means that we no longer have to excuse our writers. We no longer have to say “they were a racist BUT their work was great”. If so, this raises an issue that has troubled me for some time – the reaction that most people have to that most hated of artists, Richard Wagner.

Why we revile Wagner’s work with a passion that we set aside when discussing other notable racists is beyond me. We certainly don’t have any justification for holding the man himself to a higher standard than any other artist and we can no more universally renounce his genius than we can for Verdi or Mozart or hundreds of more fashionable composers – its subjective. We also do not seem to want to excuse him on the basis of context. The honest answer is that his work was enjoyed by, even loved by, a group of truly evil people. That Hitler and his fellow National Socialists loved the work of Wagner is undeniable. That this alone justifies the hatred of Wagner’s operas is not. Plenty of evil people loved things that we do not hold under such contempt. Joseph Stalin was allegedly a huge fan of musical theatre and the lengths to which Kim Jong-il went in order to craft a tribute to his favourite film, Godzilla, are well documented. None of these things are hated with such vehemence as the work of Wagner.

Then again, there is pretty much no connection between musicals and the murder of millions of people. The work of Wagner seems to have a pretty strong connection to the anti-semitism and Germanic cultural imperialism inherent in the Nazi movement. However, I would say that this case has been overstated somewhat. The works of Marx have a pretty strong connection to Stalin’s murder of millions of people and yet we are sniffier about condemning them than the operas of Wagner – it is clear we don’t really follow this principle with regards to other works.

In addition to this, there is a great deal that can be said for these operas. Of course, is a good deal of evidence to show that they support an anti-Semitic, German imperialist view of the world. However, this is to miss two powerful objections. The first is that Wagner was in no way a German imperialist. He was a socialist for quite some time and, throughout his life was dedicated to sweeping away the old certainties that were perpetuated by the German establishment at this time. Only a fool or a zealot could watch Das Ring Der Nibelungen and think it a call to arms for German dominance. The destruction of all of existence occurs because of the corruption of Gods and men. Every character who lusts for power in Das Ring… is destroyed. This is hardly a ringing endorsement for imperialism.

The second objection is that the character that is most usually portrayed as a Jewish stereotype, Alberich, is far from the only stereotype in the literary world, yet he is held up as if he is the be-all-and-end-all. Ask people to name a stereotypical Jewish character in fiction and you’ll get a thousand Shylocks and Fagins before someone says Alberich. The impact that these characters have had on popular conceptions of Jewishness has far outstripped the harm done by The Ring Cycle, yet we don’t seem to hate Dickens or Shakespeare with the same fervour we reserve for Wagner. It is clear that we are holding Oliver Twist to a different standard, and demonising the work of Wagner without any real justification.

I am perfectly happy to separate the artist from the work. I think Wagner was a disgusting, arrogant and misguided fool. I cannot read his personal writings without feeling this way. It’s like spending time with a racist relative you’ve never particularly liked. His music, on the other hand, is beautiful. The same goes for Dickens’ writing and Waugh’s novels. However, we should hold all of these to the same standard. Not to do so is to risk sacrificing art on the altar of prejudice and losing some truly fantastic works to those to whom they do not belong. 

Review: The Voice

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An average of 6.24 million viewers. That’s how many were watching the new series of BBC 1’s The Voice UK on its first Saturday night back on our screens. And with its return, it looks like the battle against the mighty ITV is set to recommence. Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway averaged 6.7 million viewers, so for now it’s ITV: one, BBC: nil. This could get significantly worse with Britain’s Got Talent’s return on April 13th. Last year’s BGT final saw a peak of 13.8 million viewers watch Pudsey the dog win £500,000 and the opportunity to perform for the Queen. This glittering Goliath of entertainment is definitely not to be underestimated. So with The X Factor all but buried and the talent show format stamped on by variety-filled, family fun BGT, is it all over for The Voice before it has even begun?

After last Saturday night, it’s not looking good. The fantastic four (Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, will.i.am and Danny O’Donoghue) opened the show with a group performance displaying rather varying vocal abilities including songs by Little Richard, Lulu and Chuck Berry. ‘A strange song choice; who were they targeting with that?’ I hear you cry! It seems the producers have switched tack somewhat, forgetting the younger audience in favour of piquing their parents’ interests – but how many people’s parents would know will.i.am if he walked past them in the street? How many parents know that Danny O’Donoghue is in a band called The Script? No wonder everyone got to the end of Saturday Night Takeaway before any suggestion of reaching for the remote.

Already The Voice is showing symptoms of the most common cause of expiry on any entertainment programme’s death certificate: predictability. It’s all so very predictable, first the sob stories (somehow every decent singer in the UK has one), then the really uncomfortable-looking red chairs and will.i.am speaking fluently using ridiculous noises. It’s semi-entertaining to begin with, but after a while you feel as though you’d give anything to see a man juggle with fire using his feet or a large woman get stuck in a hula hoop.

The problem is that there’s no chance of anything going wrong. It’s so cleanly executed, so controlled, that it feels more like a publicity broadcast for the four judges than a quest for mind-blowing talent. The hunt is supposed to be for ‘The Voice’ so why are we subjected to a judges’ performance, video clips of the judges every five minutes and rambling speeches about how successful they all are? Even poor Holly and Reggie are nowhere to be seen! Despite the title of the show, it seems the button-pushers are taking centre stage.

The most frustrating thing about The Voice is that the talent is good. The likes of Ash Morgan and Leanne Jarvis lead the way for a tough competition, the judges are experienced individuals, and there is potential to provide a fresh take on a format which is not only tired but exhausted. Executive producer Moira Ross left Strictly Come Dancing to become Head of Entertainment at The Voice’s production company Wall to Wall. If anyone knows how to make the sofa the Saturday night destination of choice it’s her, but so far she hasn’t quite managed it. Unfortunately for The Voice, the day of reckoning is coming and my bets are firmly placed on Simon Cowell.

Catch The Voice on BBC 1 Saturday 7pm.

Not Drowning But Waving

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When people say “beach lifeguard” normally you would think David Hasselhoff or Pamela Anderson in exotic locations like California, Hawaii or Australia. The weather is sunny and the lifeguards are kitted out in designer sunglasses with sun tan to match. To some extent there is truth in this image, but what we don’t see is the difficult training that lifeguards have to go through to deal with the situations that you won’t see on TV, when it all goes wrong.

After several rejected applications I decided the forego the Faustian act (only joking) of trying to get a summer internship in a London bank or legal firm, and opt to do something a bit different with my summer. As a result I have applied to volunteer as a beach lifeguard on the beaches of the North East of England. For those whose only impression of this part of the country is the dreadful “Geordie Shore”, let me assure you that the beaches there are excellent, with sun and surf that in the height of summer can rival that of Newquay. (I also know an excellent cafe which does some epic crab sandwiches, by the way).

To be a beach lifeguard you are required to have an appropriate qualification. The specialised beach lifeguard qualification requires 5 days of training and a day of assessment, carried out (in my case) by the Royal Lifesaving Society. Fitness standards, knowledge of the beach environment, first aid competency and knowledge are required, as well as the skills needed to pluck people out of the water.

I did my qualification last year at the beginning of April. I had to be up every morning for a 8am start. As a history student this came to me as a shock. On my first day we were based solely in the pool and classroom at a local leisure centre. The class based stuff took in all sorts of topics. This ranged from the dull (but necessary) legal aspects of the lifeguarding role, to the more interesting stuff on the beach environment. Tides, to my surprise, are fascinating. Riptides, whereby swimmers can get pulled hundreds of metres out to sea are really scary, so it is very important to recognise where and how they may appear.

First Aid is an important component of the lifeguard’s role. It is necessary for lifeguards to be able to do the standard things such as the recovery position and basic adult CPR. In addition to this you need to know how to perform the procedure on a drowning casualty or on a baby. You might not think it, but performing chest compressions on a first aid dummy every day for 6 days is very tiring. By the end my wrists were really stiff.

CPR is by no means the only part of first aid lifeguards need to be aware of. Knowing how to deal with cuts and bandages are important. Then there is stuff which can only crop up in a beach environment, namely first aid for jellyfish and weever-fish stings. Contrary to what Friends has suggested, it’s not a good idea to urinate on a jellyfish sting, but rather to simply apply some vinegar and cold water.

On to the swimming pool. Lifeguards have to be able to swim 400m in 7.5 minutes and 200m in 3.25. They also need to able to swim 25m underwater. On every day of the course we swam more than kilometre before 10am. This took in some drills to improve swimming technique and make it more efficient for open sea swimming. Drills included trying to swim front-crawl lengths of the pool with your hands as fists, or with your fingers stretched wide, not an easy task. On top of this we had to learn two new special lifesaving strokes, both designed to maximise leg power when your arms are otherwise occupied holding onto an unconscious casualty. For days afterwards my thigh muscles ached like hell.

Getting a casualty out of the water is hard work. When the casualty happens to be conscious the procedure is simple, but you are still required to tow them along through the water with them strapped to your torpedo buoy. For the purposes of assessment, this is 150 metres. Hard work indeed. If the casualty happens to be unconscious, better still, there’s the tricky procedure of turning them over, then getting them back to dry land, all the while, keeping their airway open.

Doing this in the pool was hard enough, but we had to then perform the same tasks in the sea. During my training last year it snowed on several days, and, you guessed it, we still had to go into the sea. Admittedly, some of the stuff on the beach was really good fun. In addition to the timed swim, there is a timed run component. When you are wearing only a wetsuit on a freezing beach near Sunderland, this is very welcome. Lifeguards also have to use arm signals to communicate with one another. Many of us got a good laugh out of this as we were waving our arms around like deranged trees.

Into the sea. This involved applying stuff we had done earlier in the pool. However this time around, it was much harder. This involved battling out beyond the breaking waves, which takes a great deal of resolve and effort. We learnt the hard way that the only way to do this is to dive under the waves (whilst freezing your head off, and getting an ice-cream headache). On some days the waves were so rough, that we had to practice our manoeuvres in the sheltered harbour. Our trainer-assessor reminded us that it would probably be a good idea to drink a bottle of coke afterwards. This is because coke contains chemicals which kill any potentially harmful micro-organisms that might have been inadvertently ingested in the harbour. Nice.

Once we got our practice casualties out of the waves, there was the difficult task of dragging them onto the beach. It sounds easy, but pulling a fully grown man (who for the purposes of training is unconscious) is no easy task. On the sunnier days we got to try manoeuvring a surf board (a useful piece of the lifeguard’s equipment), which was really good fun. I even managed to ride a wave to the shore standing up (before then falling off and causing my fellow lifeguards- in -training to chuckle).

As a result of having to do nearly 2km in the water every day (often carrying a casualty in the process), practising timed runs, carrying heavy equipment, lifting heavy casualties out of the water and performing numerous chest compressions, I got through a heck of a lot of food in one week. This involved eating vast quantities of pasta for lunch and dinner and needing a big cooked breakfast every morning. This marks a change for someone who can comfortably get by on a bowl of muesli, a graze box, some pesto-pasta, a few VKs in Park End and a carton of chips from Ali’s kebab van when in Oxford.

After 6 days, I did my assessment. Of all 6 days the sea was thankfully at its calmest, and everything went according to plan. I came out with a national beach-lifeguard qualification. It was a lot of hard work, indeed, but I gained so much from the experience. It means I can get a very worthwhile summer job, and whilst it is something that “looks good on the old CV”, it means so much more. I had a great time meeting the other people on my course, and the banter we shared was top. It is nice to know that in Oxford if someone falls in the river after one-too-many glasses of Pimms whilst punting next term, I will know what to do. One week of the training really improved my fitness, and boosted my confidence massively, so in spite of all the difficulties, it was a wonderful experience.

 

 

 

Getting to grips with the economic debate

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It’s five years since the financial crisis and we are still talking about the economy. Despite trying very hard at being a proper science, economics is essentially about using narratives to describe events and supporting them with dubious statistics. It is therefore ripe for political manipulation and partisanship.

Changes to the welfare state this week have crystallised the debate between the Coalition and Labour. You’ve heard the arguments already. The Coalition was formed in the national interest to ‘sort out’ the mess left behind by the last Labour administration. In rebuff, the Opposition declaim that the government is cutting ‘too far, too fast’ and that borrowing is essential for the recovery. But who’s right? Despite all the rhetoric and bluster, both sides make coherent cases that can be supported statistically.

Take Labour’s case first. David Cameron has repeatedly said that a country can’t borrow its way out of a debt crisis, appealing to the common-sense household budget where the AAA rating shares drawer space with AAA batteries. But many prominent commentators argue that large deficits explain why the United States emerged from recession in 2010 and has not looked back since.

An IMF report issued last October revealed that its estimates of the fiscal multiplier are much higher than previously thought. They now believe that every £1 reduction in the deficit reduces national income by between 90p and £1.70, because demand in the economy is still less than its potential supply and because worldwide austerity is suppressing global trade. The TUC estimate that deficit reduction has cost the UK £76bn over 5 years, reducing the growth rate by about 1 percentage point.

In the UK, however, the facts do not seem to support this theory. Britain’s fiscal policy, despite all the talk of austerity, has been broadly similar to that in the US if you compare deficits as a proportion of national income over the last 5 years. This is the crux of the issue: Labour imply we should be spending more because our economy was hit worse by the recession; the Coalition argue that the fiscal multipliers just aren’t there.

Their argument is that the country’s continued weak performance is in large part due to recession in the eurozone, with which we trade about 40% of our exports, and the legacy of the permanently impaired financial sector on which we have overly depended since deindustrialisation. We can’t borrow more, they say, because we can’t assume that investors will continue to buy government debt at high prices such that they bear low interest rates. If investors think that the public finances are out of control, they’ll sell government debt, raising interest rates across the economy; which will reduce investment by companies and spending by individuals as loans and mortgages become more expensive. In other words, they imply the fiscal multiplier is effectively negative and will weaken the economy.

The government therefore increasingly talks about ‘winning the global race’. They believe that a sustainable recovery can be delivered only after supply-side reforms are taken that address the fact we struggle to pay our way in the world. These are policies that make a country’s economy more competitive, including reducing taxes and benefits, reforming education and focusing on industries that deliver the most value to the world’s market. Thus we can only reduce the deficit if we become better at producing more stuff rather than just demanding it, and we increase our wages by improving our productivity not by increasing benefits.

Lord Heseltine, the old Tory grandee, was wheeled out to provide some suggestions for how we can become less a nation of shopkeepers and more a land of exporters with high-value service and manufacturing industries. It is commendable that the government will implement most of them but they will take time to be effective.

The source of confusion in the public debate, then, is two seemingly incompatible arguments: demand creates supply in the short-run but supply creates demand in the long-run. Notwithstanding all the braying and carping associated with the political class, they are not worlds apart in ideology. The Coalition accept that the pace of fiscal consolidation should be slowed and Labour embrace the need for supply-side reform.

The benefits debate is used as a faux battleground for the title of fairness, but it is also a microcosm of the wider discussion regarding the juxtaposition between short-term and long-term policy. Should we be transferring income to those most affected by the recession or should we be reforming the welfare state to help make the country more productive and richer? Owen Jones, the socialist polemic, suggests both can be achieved through introducing a living wage.

Jargon buster

AAA rating: A grade assessment by a credit ratings agency of the quality of a debtor and the likelihood of his servicing a debt. AAA is the highest rating and is a factor in determining the price of debt, including government debt.

deficit: The government’s annual borrowing requirement, which is the difference between tax revenue and spending commitments over a financial year.

fiscal policy: The economic policy of HM Treasury, involving taxation and spending.

fiscal multiplier: The ratio of the increase in national income to the increase in government spending. IMF estimate fiscal multipliers to have increased from 0.5 to between 0.9-1.7, indicating a significant role for fiscal policy in downturns. A negative fiscal multiplier implies that government spending harms the economy.

government debt: the total outstanding liabilities (bonds) of the government to investors. A deficit increases government debt.