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Review: The Politician’s Husband

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Michael Heseltine, the famous knife-wielder of the Thatcher decade, once remarked: “He who wields the knife never wears the crown.” It’s a truth that Aiden Hoynes (David Tennant) fails to recognise. The liberal Hoynes resigns from a decisively conservative government in order to trigger a leadership battle that he hopes to win.

The coup fails after the terrifically slimy Bruce Babbish (Ed Stoppard), Hoynes’s best friend in Westminster, screws him over and supports the PM. Hoynes becomes a bitter stalking horse outside the government. The comparisons with Heseltine are irresistible. They’ve even turned Tennant’s hair blonde to make it more explicit.

That’s not the only reference to contemporary British politics: we also see the Balls-Cooper axis at the heart of the Labour party. Hoynes’s wife, Freya Gardner (Emily Watson) is a political high-flyer with deeply held – though less brash – ambitions of her own. She is quickly promoted to Work and Pensions Secretary after Hoynes resigns, in no small part an exercise in needling Hoynes.

Hoynes callously manipulates Gardner to the point of sexual abuse, but she recognises this manipulation early on. “Sometimes you have to do bad things to get into power, to do good things once you’re there,” Hoynes whispers in Gardner’s ear before a sex scene. What Hoynes really means, Gardner realises, is that she has to do bad things to get him into power. The sacrifices that she has made for husband’s career continue even though she is finally the one in the limelight. Predictably she starts to fight back – domestically and politically – becoming closer with Babbish and colluding in his plotting.

The programme is at its best when it portrays the sheer dullness of the backbench politican’s life. Ejected from ministerial politics, Hoynes clearly struggles to readjust to the slow mundanity of his constituency. So instead he plots the demise of the government from behind a computer screen in a generic suburban neighbourhood. Westminster-watchers will criticise the show for being too cynical; for characterising politics in terms of the infighting, duplicity and egoism that only rarely bubbles to the surface. That’s fine – it’s political drama, not documentary, after all.

10 Downing Street is the death star, the focal point of party machinations and the apex of its power. In one ridiculous scene Gardner arrives early for Cabinet. With time to kill, one supposes, she has a quick ponder and then decides to sit in the PM’s chair – just for kicks. Her reaction is positively orgasmic. There’s nothing profound about it; it’s just plain awkward, like watching Game of Thrones with your parents.

If The Politician’s Husband is something of a poor man’s Macbeth, then Hoynes is a poor man’s Iago. He’s a total shit, but he’s also really shit at being one. The result is a drama that manages to be utterly compelling on the first watch – more so than its BBC1 Thursday night rival Question Time at least – but which lacks the depth or sophistication that’ll make you buy this box set instead of, say, the Danish political drama Borgen.

 

Interview: Kirsty Wark

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Kirsty Wark is no stranger to interviews. Best known for presenting Newsnight and The Review Show, she’s grilled everyone from popstars to politicians, Madonna to Miliband, in a career spanning thirty seven years. So I was understandably nervous as I sat down at my kitchen table, with nothing more than some notes scrawled on a piece of paper for reference and my dodgy laptop microphone to record our conversation.

I was in need of some coaching. How does she get the best out of the people she interviews? By doing her homework. “Nothing would horrify me more than to go into an interview unprepared. At Newsnight, we do plan the interviews quite heavily, and we give a great deal of thought to their construction.” For Kirsty, this means a balance of questions, “both light and shade”. And if she doesn’t get what she wants, she’s not afraid to be persistent. She has come under fire in the past for her direct interview style.

When I ask Kirsty if she thinks the media has become more tough on politicians since she began her career, she agrees: “I think journalists tended to be much more deferential in the post-war years. But I worked with Robin Day on The World at One, and he was a great person to learn things from – like how to ask a deadly question with a smile on your face.” But that doesn’t mean journalists can’t be friends with politicians. “People are complex characters and the assumption that because you’re friendly with someone you hold the same political views as them is complete nonsense. I think politicians realise that once they’re in the studio, they get the same treatment as anyone else. People are quite realistic about these things.”

“They’re ephemeral,” Kirsty says, as she tries to pinpoint the best interview of her career.  “You might do part of an interview well but not the other part. They come and go very quickly. And obviously the perception changes after a couple of weeks, months, years. My interview with Mrs. Thatcher seems like it was a hundred years ago, but it’s still talked about.” Yet recently she’s been branching out from the “instant gratification” of journalism. Her first novel is being published in 2014, and she’s already secured the publisher for her second. Did she find it a challenge to adapt to writing fiction? “It’s an unbelievably long process, which is really strange when you’re used to getting some kind of instantaneous hit. I’m usually work in teams, so to pore over something and be solitary was very different.”

When I touch upon her experience as a woman in broadcasting, she tells me she was lucky. “At the time I graduated there was a drive to get more women in the BBC. I don’t think I was held back because I was a woman.” She is quick to clarify her position: “I’m not belittling it. I certainly think it might be the case for other people.”

I move on to the inevitable question: what advice would she give to young people aspiring to be journalists? “Everyone can make films these days, even if it’s just on people’s phones. It’s not only the ability, but the ingenuity that people are looking for now. The thing I would advise is to have a passion for something and to have written about it, whether for your own benefit, or for a blog, or in Cherwell or anywhere. What you’re doing is combining an interest in communication with an absolute passion, and the ability to research it quite thoroughly.” And media studies? “It’s fine,” she says, “But it’s not the be all and end all. A lively mind is what Newsnight wants.” She tells me that her daughter has decided to do a journalism degree. “She doesn’t expect to have a lifelong career; she expects the struggle of the freelance,” Kirsty explains. “I’m saying to her: stay at university, do a postgrad, drink up as much education as you can.”

She has raced through all my questions with barely a moment’s hesitation. I clearly have a lot to learn. Kirsty says a cheerful goodbye and returns to her schedule. I breathe a sigh of relief and go and get a biscuit.

Review: Iron Man 3

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The summer of superheroes is about to get underway and Marvel has served up its first offering in the shape of Iron Man 3. Jam-packed with explosions, Starkisms and even a red, white and blue Iron Patriot, fans of the franchise will not be disappointed.

Following on from the events in last summer’s Avengers Assemble, the third Iron Man instalment shows a different side to the enigma that is Tony Stark. He’s become an isolated character, content to spend time playing with a ridiculous amount of technology in his basement armoury. Pepper is very much his priority in life, that’s for sure, but not everything is as rosy as it seems.

Enter Aldrich Killian played by Guy Pearce (The King’s Speech, Memento). At the start we have a flashback all the way back to 1999 which explains the origins of Stark’s relationship with Killian, who appears to be an over-eager, creepy Iron Man fan. Fast-forward and Killian’s had something of a makeover. Not only that, he’s keen to establish a name for himself in terrorism. Without ruining the plot too much, suffice to say Sir Ben Kingsley features as the idiotic frontman of Killian’s scheme, turning what at first seems a serious terrorist threat into a far less credible plotline. In fact, it begins to tip the balance from far-fetched but enjoyable into the realms of ridiculous and highly questionable.

Like Iron Man himself, this movie is far from perfect. There’s no denying that the cast is strong, there’s plenty of fast-paced action to keep it all moving, and Shane Black does a great job stepping in as director after Jon Favreau. But for all this, it seems to fall a bit short. While Stark’s limitations make him a less two-dimensional character, at forty-six it’s questionable whether it’s time for him to hang up the suit, or pass it on – something the film hints at with the introduction of young sidekick Harley Keener (Ty Simpkins).

As the first of what is set to be a deluge of superhero-based fare, there was also great anticipation surrounding Iron Man 3 as the movie which ushers in an age of the Marvel 3D spectacular. However, there are no real 3D moments that make it worthy of breaking out the plastic specs. The best moment involves a completely scientifically unsound scene involving Iron Man catching falling victims of an air crash, à la Barrel of Monkeys. And he saves them all, of course. Although entertaining, the predictability is exasperating – not to mention poor Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t seem to be able to make it through a scene without being blown up.

This is by no means a bad movie; it’s just not quite living up to the hype. The third instalment is a difficult one to deliver for any blockbuster factory, and this is no exception. There’s always the risk with overworking a popular genre that it becomes worn out for good. Let’s just hope this isn’t the beginning of the end for Marvel’s finest.


3 stars

Lembit Opik hits Bridge

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The former Lib Dem MP, popularly known for once being engaged to Gabriela Irimia, one of the Cheeky Girls, started the night in a suit and tie at the Oxford Union.

Opik made a speech defending New Labour’s record. Ken Livingstone and Peter Hitchens spoke against the motion ‘This House Remembers New Labour Fondly’. The opposition won the debate with 161 votes to 114.

Opik said that New Labour deserved credit for introducing the minimum wage, and wasn’t to blame for the “corrupt” expenses system that undermined Gordon Brown’s premiership.

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Lembit enjoying the company of two Union members in the Gladstone Room

Following the after-debate drinks Opik went to Bridge with several Union committee members including Polina Ivanova, Union Librarian. Several students recognised Opik and posed for photos with him.

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James Heywood with Opik in Bridge

James Heywood said that “Lembit was great, he is totally mad. I’m not sure exactly how much he drank, but he definitely started asking some people in President’s drinks about their masturbation habits, and in Bridge I’m pretty sure he likened a toilet cubicle to Nick Clegg’s office.”

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James Johnson enjoying a moment with Lembit

Since losing his constitutency of Montgomeryshire in the 2010 election, Opik has embarked on a varied career in television and the media. When Opik attempted to become a wrestler, the Daily Mail reports, he left the match in a stretcher.

James Johnson, a second-year Brasenose student who met Opik at the Union, described Opik, “marching around in a bow tie and an unbuttoned collar”, as “hugely entertaining and excitable”.

He opined to Cherwell, “It can only be said that the end of his political career has transformed him into not only a musician, not only a wrestler, but also a member of the Oxford nightlife. He has become a hero.”

 

How would Burke have rated Perry?

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It is a wonderful irony that the great cultural artefacts of litera­ture, architecture, art et al, which were frequently created by radical or liberal men and women with subversive intent, are most zealously defended in later ages by conserva­tives.

Benjamin Disraeli is the man who said “A society is judged not by what it creates, but by what it preserves”. But he also made the remark: “Change is constant, change is inevitable.” Politicians should seek to manage and channel this change in the di­rection of the public interest, while preserving ordered society from dis­integration. It is this pragmatic and open approach towards change that distinguishes the conservative from the merely reactionary.

Culture here means both the shared characteristics and practices of a group or groups; and the intel­lectual and aesthetic manifestations of attempts to understand, work upon and celebrate the human con­dition.

People are brought and remain to­gether because of shared beliefs, concerns and yearnings, but it is only when these values are enshrined in a ‘culture’ that these people become a society.

A culture is, as Oakeshott would have put it, “crystallised knowledge” – the accumulated results of a socie­ty’s attempt to understand the world around it, in an accessible form.

It must be the belief of any con­servative that a society is neither the sum of state institutions nor of en­tirely independent individuals, but is a community of individuals held together through shared values that find expression in a culture. These values will almost always be disput­ed or in doubt; in fact the strongest societies are those where this is pre­cisely the case.

Debate and competing cultural viewpoints enrich both the culture of a society and the society’s under­standing of itself. It is doubt, not cer­tainty, that leads to the most vibrant culture.

Some values do persist across so­cieties, transmitted through history via culture – this is one reason for the importance of the narrative Great Canon School of cultural study, in which we see radical changes in western cul­ture balanced against the preserva­tion and refine­ment of what has gone be­fore.

Edmund Burke, surveying the de­struction wrought by revolution, once wrote that society is “a partner­ship…between those who are living, those who are dead, and those who are yet to be born.”

The obligation of every living generation in this partnership is to preserve and add to their inherited culture, so that it may be passed on to the next strengthened.

What are at first cultural change agents, such as fiction with a radi­cal political agenda, become assimilated into the shared culture when the lessons which they seek to teach are accept­ed and blended with traditional val­ues.

In an episode of The O’Reilly Show on Fox News late last year the allegedly ‘traditionalist’ commentator Bill O’Reilly made an unfavourable comparison between Psy of ‘Gang­nam Style’ fame and Elvis Presley, unaware that in the mid-50s con­servative commentators would have hotly denounced the King’s music for its African-American influences and uninhibited carnality. What was once risqué or even taboo soon becomes part of the backdrop on which new artists base their view of society.

As an avowed pop culture junkie (give me Van Morrison or Mark Kermode over John Keats or William Hazlitt any day) I would argue that ‘low’ has just as much a place as ‘high’ in our under­standing of culture. The snobbery that excludes, say, the music of Katy Perry or the writ­ing of a maga­zine like GQ from cultural preservation is the same as that which, six or seven dec­ades ago, refused to acknowledge cinema as a legitimate art form.

Traditionally, ‘high’ culture does very often have a greater artistic val­ue than ‘low’ culture: far be it from me to claim that there is greater mu­sical sophistication or more intel­lectual endeavour in Teenage Dream than in Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons.

Conservatives should seek the truth expressed about society in all cultural products. The fusion of mor­al wholesomeness with liberated sexuality found in Miss Perry’s music is good shorthand for the ideal form of twenty-first century sexual moral­ity.

Conservatism should value cul­ture so highly because it is what makes a collection of people a soci­ety, and also because it holds up a mirror to people from different ages so that they can see themselves more clearly.

For instance Henry IV Parts I and II do not just tell us about the relation­ship between a father and a son in early modern England, but universal truths about fathers and sons.

Not only is there no society with­out culture, but no understanding of oneself or other people without cul­ture. And since conservatism boils down to the two goals of preserving a stable, dynamic society; and giving liberty and dignity to individuals, there can be no conservatism with­out culture.

“Oh look, they’ve let the commoners in”

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An unamed Corpus student has been censured for referring to a group of state school students as “commoners.”

An email condemning the comment was sent to the entire college last Wednesday from Neil McLynn and Peter Nellist, Corpus’s Senior Tutor and
Tutor for Admissions respectively. The email called the student’s views
“incredibly disheartening.” According to the email, their comment was,
“along the lines of ‘Oh look, they’ve let the commoners in…’.”

This remark was overheard by a teacher accompanying a school group
on a Year Ten Taster Day as part of the Oxford Pathways programme, which works with academically able students from non-selective state schools with little history of student progression to Oxford.

The news comes in the face of the University’s bid to increase applications
from state school students, who made up only 57.5 per cent of Oxford’s
acceptances in 2012, through a number of access initiatives.

The email sent to members of the college also said, “The school students
were naturally upset by the comments and we are saddened that this incident was their first impression of a college which prides itself on being friendly and welcoming.

“One of the aims of the day is to dispel many of the myths surrounding
the University and to demonstrate that Oxford is committed to recruiting
students based on academic ability and potential, irrespective of social,
educational or financial background.

“Whilst we cannot, and would not, expect everyone to support Oxford’s
outreach efforts, we would kindly request that, in future, all visitors are
made to feel welcome.”

In a joint statement, the Tutor for Admissions, Senior Tutor, JCR President Patricia Stephenson and Access Officer Jeni Clack expressed their disappointment at the attitude shown by the student concerned. They said, “The Corpus JCR, Fellows and Staff are saddened by this event, and wish to emphasise that the remark does not reflect the wider opinion of the College.

“We pride ourselves on our diversity and being a welcoming community.”
They also emphasised that “Corpus Christi places great importance on
the efforts it makes to widen access,” adding, “Feedback received from our visitors described the Taster Day as ‘inspiring young minds’ and in particular thanked the [undergraduate Subject] Ambassadors for their contribution. We believe comments such as these truly reflect the efforts the Corpus community makes towards widening access.”

A number of students at Corpus articulated their surprise. NamPhuong
Dinh, a Corpus first-year said, “I cannot think of a single person I know in
college who might have said that – and this is a conclusion shared by several other Corpuscles I have spoken to.”

She added, “I personally think that the person who said it might have
meant it as an ironic joke (in the way that Overheard at Oxford would cause outrage if you do not go to Oxford, with all our Northern and wealth remarks), although it does not make it justifiable, especially in that particular situation.”

Alex Rankine, another Corpus student, commented that the incident
“does not mean that most students think this, or even for that matter that the asinine student him/herself really believes it. It certainly does not mean that Corpus contains a greater number of students subject to lapses in taste than any other college.”

In response to the events at Corpus Christi, an Oxford University spokesperson said, “Oxford University takes its commitment to widening access very seriously, and it is hugely disappointing that the unfortunate and unrepresentative comments of a few people might have the effect of undermining the substantial work taken on by the collegiate university to encourage students from all backgrounds to consider applying to Oxford.”

Somerville-Jesus ‘Last Ball’ goers are “ripped off”

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Students and alumni have expressed their disappointment and anger about the joint Somerville-Jesus ball, with one alumni ticket holder saying he felt “monumentally ripped off”.
 
The Ball President, Samuel Levin, declined to give a comment to Cherwell. 
 
The ball has already attracted attention in the national media following animal rights protests which condemned plans to have a live shark at the ball. The shark was subsequently dropped from the programme.  
 
The food in particular caused problems. One stall, serving a hog roast, was arranged for 900 guests and the vegetarian halloumi option ran out early. One Jesus student told Cherwell that this meant that “many were stuck with only lettuce wraps for the whole night”. 
 
Yoon Hur, a Jesus student spoke to Cherwell complaining about “an outrageously long and dangerous queue for food.” 
 
Clara Collyns, Head of Gastronomy at the ball, declined to comment.
 
Amidst long queues, frustrated ball-goers in the crowd pushed forward, forcing those at the front into the roast. At least one attendee suffered minor burns, with others’ clothes being damaged and singed in the fray. 
 
The ball was billed as ‘The Last Ball; one last night of decadence, debauchery, and indulgence.’ Many on the ball’s Facebook event page posted comments such as “a night of debauchery and hunger” and “if a pork roll followed by a violent scrum constitutes a gastronomic experience, Nando’s should be expecting several rosettes soon”.
 
Recently, the Ball’s Facebook page was shut down. Hur stated “the Facebook page [was] our only forum to express our views…we all saw the hard work that was put in, but the way the committee has tried to just sweep the issue under the rug in the face of so much discontent is extremely discouraging.”
 
One Jesus finalist argued it was a Ball President’s responsibility to “come clean and account for the cock-up if he was also going to be able to rely on its credits on his CV.”
 
Aside from issues with catering, the entertainment provisions also disappointed some. Although they appeared on the advertisements, Clean Bandit and Cancun Kid did not perform at the ball. Cancun Kid cancelled shortly before the ball began, though Clean Bandit cancelled six weeks in advance. Attendees were notified of this via the ball’s Facebook page. One student called it “a severe skew on the advertising, which veered dangerously on the side of being absolutely false”.
 
Other entertainment included shisha and a maze. However, the indoor maze was described as “disappointingly short” by one ball-goer “only lasting three minutes”.
 
The price of the ball has also been criticised as being “unprecedented.” Tickets were priced at £110 for students and £150 for alumni, which was an increase from the £85 paid at the  previous Somerville-Jesus ball in 2010.
 
One student, remaining anonymous, compared the ball  unfavourably with Exeter’s ball, which had magicians, caricaturists, photo booths, dodgems, a casino and nearly five different food stalls for £59. “[W]e have been given very little information or justification as to why we were paying near-Commemoration Ball prices for one resulting in far less amenities for a ball of half the price,” he said.
 
However, those who complained also wanted to recognise the hard work the ball committee has put in over the past few months. Hur added “We all still express our immense gratitude to the members who had to run around on duty all night instead of being able to enjoy the results of their work.”
 
She also told Cherwell, “The ticket collection and queuing system were extremely efficient, the drinks supplies were varied and plentiful, and certain individual committee members were extremely helpful with queries.”
 
Speaking on behalf of several friends, Hur said that “we were able to have a great night in the end, [but]our memories of the many otherwise highly commendable things about the ball ended up being hugely undermined by the mistakes, and now the irresponsible way they have chosen to respond to our complaints.” 
 
Hur described “a series of well-intentioned attempts to offer us something unique and exciting [which] ended  up being a massive miscalculated disaster.”

Worcester Provost battles with Exeter building plan

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The head of Worcester College has been criticised after he encouraged students to oppose a new accommodation building for Exeter students. The plans, which entail a redevelopment of the former Ruskin College buildings, are to take place on the northern perimeter of Worcester’s grounds and seek to provide around 100 rooms of accommodation for Exeter’s students.

Worcester’s concerns are founded on the “excessive elevation” of the proposed new building and the “inappropriately garish and intrusive materials proposed for its roof and upper level”, according to an email received by students last week.

The email then goes on to inform students of the ways in which they could make valid complaints to the council, should they so wish, and warns them that a simple complaint such as “I don’t like the look of it” would not suffice. This is followed by a list of objections that would be deemed valid according by the council, focusing mainly on issues of design and scale.

The message concludes by stating that if a student objected to the plans after taking “a few minutes” to look over them, the college would be “most grateful” if they made this objection known to the council. Exeter’s JCR President, Edward Nickell, has criticised the email, telling Cherwell, “The Provost has an obligation to protect heritage sites on his land, but he should recognise that the student priority should be for more housing.

“He has to defend the site, but it’s above the call of duty to encourage students to do the same.” 

Exeter has already compromised on the materials used on the wall of the building. However, Worcester still objects to its height.

Exeter currently offers accommodation to all first year students and 30% of finalists, whereas Worcester are able to offer accommodation to undergraduates for three years.

Exeter’s Rector, Ms. Frances Cairncross, explained the difficulty in reaching an agreement over the height of the building. “To meet Worcester’s request for a reduction in the height of the roof line at the western end of our site would mean the loss of 14 student rooms. “As Exeter is particularly short of student accommodation, the consequence would be that 14 of our students each year lost the opportunity of city centre accommodation at affordable rents.”

Worcester’s Provost, Professor Jonathan Bate, explains the email by asserting that “The JCR, MCR and Governing Body asked me to keep them informed as to whether a compromise had been achieved, and to let them know how to object in the event that it wasn’t.”

Worcester’s Provost, Professor Jonathan Bate, explains the email by asserting that “The JCR, MCR and Governing Body asked me to keep them informed as to whether a compromise had been achieved, and to let them know how to object in the event that it wasn’t.”

Nikita Hayward, a first year Worcester student, commented, “If Exeter College took the top storey off their proposed development, and chose more discreet materials for their building (especially that of the roof) then they could still provide more space for their own students.” 

Yet one Exeter student said, “I hope that even after only taking ‘a few minutes’ examining the application, Worcester students will recognize the positive impact of the proposal and the consideration of the local community. “Hopefully this will persuade students, despite the attempts of the Provost, what a wonderful proposal for our College, local  community and University this is.”

Teddy Hall Earth Sciences dinner crashed

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Environmental activists have invaded a dinner celebrating Oxford University’s new partnership with Shell, after protesters condemned the scheme this week.

The dinner, which was held at St Edmund Hall and was attended by university representatives and Shell executives, was invaded by two activists ten minutes after it started. An unnamed man gave a speech to the room for around a minute, before being escorted from the premises. The activists have alleged to Cherwell that they were forcibly ejected from the room by porters, although St Edmund Hall’s porters have declined to confirm the allegations, refusing to comment.

The infiltration of the dinner was the culmination of several groups’ campaigns through the day. Campaigners oppose Shell’s £5.9 million donation to the university’s Earth Sciences department to fund a new geosciences laboratory. The Teddy Hall protest was organised by the UK Tar Sands Network, a group who oppose the practice of extracting oil from the ground which requires the mass clearing of land.

Video courtesy of UK Tar Sands Network

Shell have been criticised by environmentalists for developing new forms of oil extraction, as well as alleged human rights abuses in the Niger Delta and political lobbying in US elections. Shell defended their investment in the university, telling Cherwell that the company “recognises that certain organisations are opposed to our industry. We respect the right of individuals and organisations to engage in a free and frank exchange of views about our operations. Recognising the right of individuals to express their point of view, we only ask that they do so with their safety and the safety of others, including Shell personnel, in mind.”

In a video of the gatecrashing recorded by the UK Tar Sands Network, the invading speaker is shown introducing himself. He then discusses the day’s protests, saying, “I thought you might be interested about why this has happened, and what all the fuss is about…I’m going to very briefly explain to you why, and I’m going to let you think about that as you finish your dinner. Firstly, there’s an issue about the nature of the research that’s being funded.”

The camera’s lens is then obscured by somebody’s hand, and a man is seen approaching the speaker.

Danny Chivers, an activist and spokesperson for the UK Tar Sands Network, told Cherwell, “These were people who were sitting down to dinner, thinking that they’d managed to stay behind the glass, and avoid the protests of the day. They weren’t counting on unexpected guests showing up to give a talk at their dinner.

“It’s not right for them to be able to have these cosy dinners behind closed doors, and ignore the real-life implications of the decisions they’re making.”

The UK Tar Sands Network was one of several groups protesting against the investment, which formally started yesterday. The launch ceremony was attended by the University’s Vice-Chancellor Andrew Hamilton, Shell’s Executive Vice-President for Unconventional Energy, Alison Goligher, and Ed Davey, Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change.

In an emergency motion passed on Wednesday OUSU criticised the partnership, alleging that “this partnership is primarily concerned with research that will advance the location and extraction of new sources of hydrocarbons. The aims of this partnership run counter to recommendations made by climate scientists within the University.”

An Oxford University spokesperson defended the scheme, telling Cherwell, “The Shell-Oxford Research Partnership is about fundamental geosciences research. All Oxford University research is rigorous, independent and objective, and the terms of the partnership with Shell protects that independence.

“Shell is supporting research the University already wanted to pursue, both financially and through providing crucial data that will enable us to tackle fundamental research problems it would be impossible to study otherwise. The potential application of that understanding by industry and wider society includes not only meeting future energy needs, but mitigating and combating climate change.”

Earlier in the day protestors, including members of Greenpeace, the UK Tar Sands Network and People and Planet, started off proceedings with several chants, including, “Oxford Uni please dump Shell, if you don’t, we’ll raise hell”, “Fracking hell, that’s not funny, we don’t want your oily money” and “We’re united in defiance, get the Shell out of our science.”

Jess Worth, from the UK Tar Sands Network, said, “I was really surprised when I saw that Ed Davey was coming along and helping launch this.

“I think it’s all linked to the cuts, I mean this government have slashed the research funding of our universities, and that means that universities are being pushed into the arms of corporations like Shell that need to improve their reputation and make links with institutions like Oxford University. Davey is actively encouraging that, and I think that’s disgraceful.”

In a letter published in the Guardian yesterday, over one hundred students, alumni, experts and campaigners expressed their opposition to the partnership. It was also supported by students from other universities such as University College London and York University.

Edward Mortimer, Honorary Fellow of Balliol College and former director of communications in the executive office of the United Nations secretary-general, also signed the letter, which said, “As Oxford alumni, staff and students, we are united in our opposition to this new partnership and the growing trend of oil companies funding, and thus influencing, the research agenda of our universities.

“Oxford’s own climate scientists are warning us that we need to leave the majority of known fossil fuels in the ground, and yet this new partnership will undertake research that will help Shell to find and extract even more hydrocarbons.”

In a final act of defiance, the protestors staged a ‘Shell Laboratory Closing Ceremony’ for the new Earth Sciences building. The Facebook page for the event explained how they would be transported to May 2018, where they’d be holding a “swanky ceremony of our own to celebrate the closure of the ill-fated and unpopular Shell-funded geosciences laboratory.” The page promised “live apologies and feeble justifications” from Hamilton, Goligher and “ex-Secretary of State Ed Davey.”

Hilda’s student and activist Ellen Gibson said, “Given that Oxford’s own climate scientists have been warning of the potential catastrophe of global warming caused by fossil fuel usage, I view it as irresponsible for the university to involve themselves in such a project and to take the money of a company directly endangering the future of Oxford’s students.”

The emergency motion passed by OUSU, as well as criticising the new partnership, mandated President David J. Townsend to “write to the University’s Vice Chancellor outlining OUSU’s position, asking for the partnership to be reconsidered.” OUSU Council has resolved to “Formally oppose Royal Dutch Shell’s partnership with the University’s Earth Sciences Department.”