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Eurovision in Oxford

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Hundreds of students from colleges across the university tuned in to the Eurovision Song Contest last Saturday, joining an estimated 125 million viewers around the world who watched the contest broadcast live from Malmö, Sweden.

The show enjoyed unprecedented popularity in Oxford this year with more than a dozen Eurovision parties being held in JCRs, college bars and even the Union. Colleges known to have hosted either an official or unofficial Eurovision party include St Hugh’s, Exeter, Jesus, Hertford, Balliol, Lincoln and Keble, amongst others. Emmelie de Forest representing Denmark ended the night at the top of the scoreboard with her song ‘Only Teardrops’. The UK, represented by 80s pop-star Bonnie Tyler, came in 19th with only 23 points.

Harry Davies, who organised this year’s party at Exeter, said, “Exeter turned out in force for Eurovision this year, about 50 people came to the JCR throughout the night. The room was covered with European bunting and giant flags. Most people were given a mini-flag of their chosen country to wave, crayons so they could show their allegiance facially, and also a score-sheet, so they could rank the performances in categories such as ‘The Likeability Factor’ and ‘General Amazingness’. 26 daring students entered a sweepstake and it became pretty vocal and competitive during the scoring, but it was brilliant to see so many people get involved with what really is the greatest three-and-a-half hours of television mankind has ever created.”

An Exeter first year also praised the work of their JCR, commenting, “It was a great success…We passed a motion earlier this term to pay for food and drink as well as decorations and it acted as a great pre-party to the bop we had later that evening.” Adam Ward added “Despite the Eurovision rule of not being able to vote for yourself, Exeter definitely deserved douze points for its Eurovision party.”

A first year from St Hugh’s said, “Nearly every seat in the JCR was full, and in my experience the JCR hasn’t been as full at any point this year so far…A number of finalists empathised with the sentiments expressed in Greece’s entry ‘Alcohol is Free’. “

The UK’s low position on the scoreboard has once again raised questions about whether Britain’s continued participation in the competition is worth it. One second-year Jesus medic said, “It’s impossible to dislike Eurovision, even though we keep losing. Of course it’s a shame about Bonnie, until you remember that it’s not 1983 anymore and nobody really cares.”

Former Wolfson porter jailed for dealing Class A drugs

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A former kitchen porter who worked at Wolfson College has been jailed for two years for dealing cocaine and heroin. Twenty year old Oluwatosin Omoniyi was sentenced on Friday 17th May at Oxford Crown Court.

He pleaded guilty of possession with intent to supply cocaine and heroin. He was sentenced to two years for each offence, which will run concurrently.

According to the Oxford Mail, Omoniyi was arrested on 13th January by officers patrolling in an unmarked car on Marlborough Road. He
was seen discarding items at the scene, which were later found to be wraps of a Class A drug.

Officers are said to have found just under five grams of heroin and around nine grams of crack cocaine, as well as £140 in cash.

Speaking to Cherwell, Wolfson’s College Bursar said, “We know nothing about the event or his activities and feel disappointed to be reported
as his employer, as he was provided by an agency on a casual basis.”

Speaking to the Mail, Omoniyi’s defence barrister, Lucy French, said Omoniyi received a housing benefit of just £50 a week, which could
not possibly cover his outgoings. She states, “He was approached by others to be a runner for them in terms of selling drugs.

“He entered into that with a clear head, determined to make money from it. He was constantly promised money but received no profits apart from some trainers worth £60.”

Judge Patrick Eccles said, “You are a responsible young man, perfectly capable of making responsible decisions, but you chose not to in
this instance.”

Cherwell has contacted students at the college but none claimed to know about the situation.

Brasenose sports and arts dinners under threat

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The future of the Sports and Arts and Societies Dinner at Brasenose College has been put into question this week.
 
An email sent around Brasenose’s JCR stated that the Dean has called for “radical alterations to the dinners”. The email further states that the Dean “believes that the current management of the dinners has been problematic” and that “the cost saved from ceasing the dinners could  be used more effectively elsewhere.”
 
It also stated that the Dean felt that the dinners “do not fit in the College’s core activity and academic reason for being.”
 
This year the Sports dinner cost £2,260 (£18. 38 a head), while the Arts and Societies Dinner cost £1,821 (£15.18 a head).
 
The Dean has proposed to stop the dinners and use the money to support sports and arts practically instead. He also suggested that the dinners should be paid for by attend the dinners in the future.
 
The email asked students to contribute to the discussion and send in their opinions about the Dean’s proposal, and whether or not the dinners should continue or not. 
 
James Blythe, Brasenose’s JCR President told Cherwell, “Brasenose is currently consulting on how best to spend the money allocated to supporting the arts and sport in College. There is no question of reducing that money and no decisions have been made. The JCR President and Vice President, having organised a consultation for JCR members, will be closely involved in decision making, along with the Fellows who have responsibility for Sport and Arts, and the Dean.”
 
In response to Cherwell’s enquiries into the planned changes an email was sent to Brasenose sports captains by the JCR Sports Reps. It asked students “You may be approached by the Cherwell asking for your view on the future of the Arts/Sports Dinners… and I would like you not to comment on it to any journalist until we have had a chance to talk about it.”
 
The email continued, “We are not trying to stifle the press or to prevent anyone commenting, but no one yet has enough information to comment usefully, and our priority must be preserving our ability to negotiate effectively with College, so we urge you not to speak to any of the several reporters who it would appear are sniffing around this situation.”
 
One Brasenose student, who wished to remain antonymous, commented, “I’m sure a compromise can be found between those who want to retain the dinners and the Dean’s obvious good intentions in wanting to free up money to invest in sports and arts.”

PPE finalists suffer déjà vu amidst university error

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Finalists sitting a Sociological Theory examination yesterday were “surprised” when they were presented with a paper nearly identical to the one sat the previous year, as a result of a “clerical error”.
 
One student, who wished to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “The paper was identical to that of last year, strangely enough with the exception of one question. I noticed this a few minutes into the exam and asked to speak to the examiner, who told me ‘I wouldn’t know’.
 
“20 minutes in I still felt uneasy with the situation so asked to speak to him again, at which point he said there had been a ‘clerical error’ but it had been decided we should just proceed. There was no public announcement made, so the other students weren’t told anything.”
 
The papers are identical except for the third question, which reads “Can social norms change over time?” in yesterday’s paper, compared with “To what extent do social norms serve a rational purpose?” which was asked last year.
 
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One tutor reportedly called the situation a “serious error”, but reassured students that the exam board would “decide what to do”.
 
Other finalists noticed the similarities between the papers, with one commenting, “Didn’t think Finals was gonna get any more exciting.”
 
The student speaking to Cherwell continued, “My main feeling is one of surprise. The whole exam progress seems very meticulously organised so I don’t see how something like this would have slipped through. I’m also surprised more decisive action wasn’t taken during the exam, the confusion they left us in wasn’t exactly helpful.
 
“I have contacted my Senior Tutor who has assured me it will be looked into and I’m confident they will find out what happened and deal with it, although I’m not sure how they can ever mark this in a fair way, considering some would have practised these questions or even discussed them in revision classes.”
 
A second year at Wadham told Cherwell, “This situation is entirely unfair, given that certain students may be put at an advantage over others because they have essentially seen the paper before. It also shows the examiners to be highly incompetent – I can’t believe they would be so lax.”
 
OUSU Vice-President for Access & Academic Affairs, David Messling, told Cherwell, “In an examination system as huge and complex as Oxford’s, errors will crop up from time to time, but a major oversight of this kind should never occur – it undermines the examination and is unfair on students who have spent months working towards these papers.
 
“We trust that the University will investigate this issue and take steps to ensure it does not occur again. With the ever increasing technology available to examiners, it seems highly unlikely that a comparison of past and current papers cannot be built into the process.”
 
PPE Administrator, Wendy Wilkin, was unavailable for comment when contacted by Cherwell on Thursday night.

Lincoln JCR condemns page 3

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A motion to unsubscribe from the Sun in protest at its ‘Page 3’ feature has been passed by Lincoln JCR, at a meeting that was condemned as “a mockery of the supposedly tolerant environment.”
 
Mary Clapp, who proposed the motion with Thomas Frost and Ben Goldstein, told Cherwell, “We proposed it on the grounds that the inclusion of ‘Page 3’ topless models and the ‘News in Brief’ was a sexist and misogynistic feature, and in buying the Sun for the JCR every member was paying for the Sun, and hence endorsing it.”
 
Clapp added, “It was completely related to and inspired by the No More Page 3 campaign – a large reason the motion was passed was that people were aware of it being a larger movement that the JCR would be involved in.”
 
The No More Page 3 campaign, started by Lucy-Anne Holmes in August 2012, seeks to persuade the Sun to end its use of topless models; Brasenose College and Teddy Hall have already voted to unsubscribe. 
 
A spokesperson for the campaign said, “We’re delighted that Lincoln College has chosen to boycott The Sun. More and more student bodies have decided to support No More Page 3 and by supporting the campaign, these Student Unions and JCRs have sent a powerful message to the students they represent that respect towards women is an absolute priority.”
 
However, several students opposed the motion or declined to vote arguing that to unsubscribe would be to take a political stance, stressing the importance of an apolitical JCR. 
 
A third year student who wished to remain anonymous commented, “Being apolitical contributed enormously to our JCR’s friendly atmosphere because, in a place where we all have strong opinions, no one made their opinion matter more than their peers. I am sad if we have lost that environment within college for any cause, even one I personally agree with.”
 
Stefan Curtress, who abstained from voting, added, “Noting that the Sun has historically supported Labour in general elections, is this not a political statement? The vote to boycott the highest selling national newspaper yet again bolsters the perception of so called ‘Oxford elitism’ that Oxford studets are working hard to shake off, and indirectly gives off the feeling that any Sun reader is not a welcome member of our JCR.”
 
A further abstainer, Andrew Bailey, also criticised the conduct of the debate, stating, “There was a feeling that people were being judged for not supporting the motion, which was unfair.”
 
No one from the Sun was available for comment.

Complaints at New College boat party

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Guests at the New College boat party last Friday were underwhelmed by the quality of the sound systems, complaining it was difficult to hear the acts. They were also surprised to find vomit under the seats on the way back to Oxford.
 
The music included Out of the Blue and the Oxford Belles. Tickets for the event cost £43.
 
Will Arter, from St Hugh’s said, “In my opinion the provision for the musical acts was badly organised, and added to which the DJ for the night was a bit crap.”
He also said, “When I got on board the coach I took my seat, however after a while I noticed that there was a patch of vomit left underneath my seat.” 
 
However he commented, “In spite of these problems the night was still worth it, and as for the vomit that was under my seat, it’s probably to be expected with this kind of event.”
Charlotte Nixon, New College boat party president responded, “A crowd by the stage were able to hear both the Oxford Belles and Out of the Blue and were having a great time as far as I could tell. The problem was that the room was just too large for that type of music. 
 
“I would apologise to those individuals who had to sit down where there was vomit on the seats, but also say that they could have got off that coach and got on the next one. They would not have been restricted by a lack of space; we had plenty of spare seats in both directions.
 
“The event itself had a great vibe and as a committee we are very pleased that so many people have taken the time to tell us how much they enjoyed it. Everything went smoothly, especially for an event that is so logistically complex.”

Anger as Oxford MP votes against gay marriage

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Oxford students have expressed anger at Nicola Blackwood MP’s decision to vote against the same-sex marriage bill at its third reading in the Commons on Monday. Blackwood has, however, defended her decision on the grounds that the bill does not provide adequately for religious freedom.
 
The MP for Oxford West and Abingdon indicated that she would reassess her position on same-sex marriage in December, following a letter sent to her by 38 JCR and MCR presidents. In response to this, Blackwood suggested she would vote in favour of the equal marriage legislation if the protection of religious institutions from litigation was guaranteed. 
 
The government has claimed that a religious organisation will not be forced to marry same-sex couples and that there will be a “quadruple lock” of protections in the legislation to underpin this. 
 
Jason Robinson, the former GCR President from St Anthony’s College who signed the letter in December, commented, “It’s highly disappointing that Nicola Blackwood has done a U-turn and ignored the wishes of her constituents, obviously hoping that with the passing of time since her previous statements on the issue few would notice.” 
 
He added, “I’m sure her constituents at her alma mater, St Anne’s College, as well as its neighbour and my own college, St Antony’s College, would like an explanation for the breach of trust from Ms Blackwood and her repeated changing of positions and verbal acrobatics.”
 
Margery Infield, who also signed the letter in December, said, “To be frank, I do not understand her concerns about the Quadruple Lock’s efficacy and so I am puzzled as to why she would vote against the Bill on these grounds. Having abstained at the Bill’s first reading, I don’t understand why she has since changed her stance.
 
“By voting against equal marriage, Nicola Blackwood has sent a message to young people in Oxford who identify as LGBT that they are not equal. This is disgraceful. I hope that Ms Blackwood will write to the Presidents who initially contacted her to explain her change-of-heart.
 
Blackwood also received little praise from the JCR President of her former college. Oscar Boydsaid that he was “extremely disappointed to hear of Nicola Blackwood’s decision to vote against the gay marriage bill, especially after the huge amount of student support at St Anne’s – with 203 members of the JCR and MCR petitioning her to support the bill. It upsets me she’s associated with our college.”
 
Blackwood explained her reasoning to Cherwell: “Although I voted for two amendments that sought to ensure protection of religious freedom, these did not pass and were not accepted by the Government.  In the light of this, and given the vastly contradictory legal opinions offered by Aidan O’Neil QC and Karon Monaghan QC of Matrix Chambers, two of the most pre-eminent human rights barristers in this country, about the strength of the protections provided to religious institutions by the Bill, I am not convinced that these protections will work if challenged in the ECtHR, as is very likely. 
 
“I voted against the Bill quite simply because I could not be sure that the measures in the Bill for the protection of religious freedom would work in the way the Government intends and because the amendments designed to strengthen these protections were not accepted. I felt as though this Bill, through poor drafting and rushed consultation, had become a choice between religious freedom and equality. In the end, as a supporter of both, I could not find a way to support a Bill that did not guarantee the protection of both.”
 
On Wednesday OUSU passed an emergency motion to mandate the OUSU President “to write to Nicola Blackwood MP on behalf of all Oxford students expressing our anger with her vote against gay marriage, and asking her to explain why she suggested she would vote in favour, given the provisions in the bill that satisfied her initial concerns, then reverted on this statement to students by voting against.” 
 
Jane Cahill, Queen’s JCR President, proposed the motion. She told Cherwell, “The motion not only mandated a letter but mandated OUSU to also inform students of her position. It’s crucial we do this because so many students campaigned and contacted her to tell her their views, and they should know that she ignored them.”
 
She continued, “The fact that 38 JCR and MCR Presidents signed a letter on this issue should have made it pretty clear to her how students felt. I think it’s shocking she suggested sympathy with these views and then totally betrayed them. This will certainly have an impact on her when students vote in her constituency in 2015.”
 
David Messling, an OUSU Vice-President, voted against the motion. He explained his reasons, “I’m absolutely behind students getting in contact with their elected representative to hold her to account, and as an OUSU Officer I will follow Council’s policy, however I voted against the motion because I think that marriage should be something more than just a long-term commitment between two people who love each other.”

OutFoxing the system

Cosy liberal consensuses beware: Claire Fox is hov­ering behind you ready to take her hammer of impassioned free speech, irreverence and controversy to your skull. In the current climate, anyone who will defend bankers, the News of the World and Richard Littlejohn with eloquence and flair is that little bit different. Fox is the director of the Institute of Ideas, an organisa­tion with a brief to “get people to challenge and think about the big social, political and cultural issues of the day and to challenge the or­thodoxies around them.”

She’s a reg­ular guest on Radio 4’s the Moral Maze. She also appears on other com­ment shows such as Question Time, often arguing firmly against the grain, and as such attracts a lot of ve­hement anger. She mentions the ti­rade against her following a column she wrote in the wake of the Savile scandal, arguing “We shouldn’t reor­ganise society around child protec­tion”. For these comments she was condemned as “a paedophile apolo­gist, full of hatred for the victims of abuse.”

Challenging orthodoxies definite­ly seems to cover it; she’s highly criti­cal of what she sees as the modern political consensus, where “the big rows don’t happen anymore” and po­litical debate mostly consists of “managerial tinkering around”. But if she stands firmly outside the cen­trist spectrum, it’s equally hard to establish at which end; her views are hard to box into a right or left-wing framework. Her earlier political life was certainly radically left wing; she was a member of the Revolutionary Communist Party, and used to pub­lish LM, the re-launched version of the magazine Living Marxism, and it was out of this basis that she found­ed the Institute of Ideas. While she still identifies as a Marxist in some respects, she believes that today “you can’t have a relationship with Marxism in an organised sense, be­cause there’s no organised expres­sion of it”. She explains how the “vi­brant culture” on the left dissapated in the 80s because “when the Berlin Wall went, symbolically people be­lieved there was now no alternative to capitalism… so there was a real shaking up on the anti-capitalist left; a lot of left-wing groups folded, not because they felt there was no al­ternative, but it felt like everything got stuck.”

These days, however, she acknowl­edges “sometimes I’ve got more in common with the people on the Right than I have with the Left”, mostly, it would seem, due to a com­mon currency of Libertarian thought. She says the Institute is “committed to overcoming the bar­riers for people to discuss freely, but then to live freely.” Does she accept the label ‘Libertarian’? “It’s not that I’m embarrassed about it, but it has connotations, usually associated with the free-market” — which she wouldn’t say she conforms to.

Talking to Claire, it is certainly re­freshing to hear someone trying to have “the big rows” again; someone not only with an unapologetic con­viction in their values, but also a deep commitment to rational, intel­ligent analysis, rather than what she describes as “whinging.” Her asser­tion that “a lot of politics has been reduced to attacking the rich, or at­tacking bankers, or getting preoccu­pied with who pays what tax” strikes a chord especially; it can be weary­ing witnessing the same tired and not particularly imaginative debates and identity politics being played out over and over again in the media. She argues this is out of line with the history of progressive left-wing thinking; “The point isn’t whether people are rich, the point is whether it’s a system which can move society forward, that’s what the critique was, not a kind of shrill, ‘beat-up the rich’ attitude… It’s an immature kind of name-calling, that’s not politics”.

The main focus of her at­tentions, however, is un­doubtedly not the econom­ic sys­tem, but de­fending freedom, or fighting for more of it. It’s a debate that has been of particular importance to her re­cently in light of the Leveson Inquiry, which she is an uncompromising critic of. She states passionately, “If anything, even prior to Leveson, we didn’t have enough press freedom. I don’t think we had too much free­dom, but too little.” She is convinced that the result will be “a journalistic class who are walking on eggshells and worried that they’re going to say the wrong thing: it’s not going to create a climate of real dedicated in­vestigative spirit and truth-seeking.” In fact she thinks the whole premise for the inquiry was dubious, for most of the actual abuses perpetrated were illegal and should have been dealt with by the law, but the term ‘press culture’ became one on every­one’s lips. “It gave the green light to Leveson, an une­lected warlord, to set up a wide-ranging commission, appointed by a Prime Minister, and investigate ‘the cul­ture of the press’. If that was happen­ing in some authoritarian regime you’d be suspicious… Once you say ‘what do you not like about press cul­ture’, everyone was queuing up with complaints, and it got wider and wider a remit.”

She also attacks what she sees as hypocrisy in the process: “It was fine for Leveson to read every­one’s emails and text messages and read them out aloud… You couldn’t make it up. They were alright, because they were the good guys; that was the as­sumption.” She accuses the lib­eral press of a similar hypocri­sy; “They imagine that they’re the right-on journalists, and any­one else investigating anything is down in the gutter… Nobody com­plains, in those circles, about the kind of tittle-tattle on Have I Got News For You, or in Private Eye, be­cause that’s our kind of people talk­ing about our kind of people, not those grubby people over there read­ing tabloids with the wrong kind.”

That’s fair enough, but surely there has been a real insidious nastiness in ele­ments of the press that was completely legal: I ask, should we do anything to try and eradicate this? I put to her the Lucy Mead­ows case, in which a transgender teacher committed suicide shortly after re­ceiving at­tention in the national press, and the Mail’s branding of Mick Philpott as a ‘Vile Product of Welfare UK’. She ac­knowledges there can be nastiness in the press, but says “journalism’s not some nice, polite activity… part­ly it’s about trying to give the public access to the greatest truth you can possibly have about everything… At the core of it is this idea that you will need to be able to say the unsayable, and pursue things which people don’t want you to pursue.” It is inter­esting to hear her defend press free­dom in these fairly absolutist terms, even admitting, “Sometimes the me­dia tell lies, and they sometimes de­stroy lives. I know that. Of course I know that.” Yet she maintains “the alternative of state censorship is not one I’m prepared to countenance.”

It’s a recurrent theme in her poli­tics, the determination to “prioritise freedom.” To quote Marx, she says, “You can’t pluck a rose without its thorns.” And it is so with freedom; the thorns may be Richard Little­john, people finding out how to make bombs on the internet, drink-driving, child abuse. “If you want a free society, it means that you have to put up with the possibilities of freedom.” Yes she believes in the law, which can deal with people who commit these crimes, but in a sense she thinks they have to be free to make them, unless we are to build a society built on “distrust”, with a danger of “organising things around victims.”

Aspects of her politics may seem to lack compassion, and to dismiss some of the con­cerns of the liberal centre base a little too easily. This is, I think, not simply on moral panic and the infan­tilising of the public, but also a genuine concern for the wellbeing of the individu­al. While I think her ideology may need to take more account of this be­fore I’d find it fully convincing, Fox is in person warm, funny and engag­ing. When we discuss left-wing jour­nalists she cackles “I don’t like ‘em, I wouldn’t have them round for din­ner, and I don’t take them too seri­ously.” This embodies her attitude to politics; sure it’s a serious business, but it’s one that should be free, inter­esting, surprising, and maybe just a little bit fun along the way too. She thinks that post-Leveson, no journal­ists will be willing to “rock the boat.” I’m sure she’ll still be at it, though.

Debate: Do Oxford students work too hard?

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YES!

Alex Rankine 

I am writing this at 4.30 in the morning. Macroeconomic wage theories have been hanging over me the entire night like a grim-faced gargoyle but even less pretty. The main equilibrium I am trying to preserve right now is mental, which is strung between the twin poles of caffeine-fired desperation and the primal, Maslovian need for sleep.

Things did not have to be thus. I could have treated my degree like a job, dutifully arising with the rowers at dawn for a healthy breakfast before settling down in the library. I could have done all the reading on the list, carefully considered all the subtle gradations and different angles one could take on the issue, and set to my work with a profound mastery of the material. But that would be all too sensible now wouldn’t it?

University is not a nine-to-five gig. At any given hour somewhere in col­lege there will be somebody working. We work at 3am, we work at 7pm, we work on the biblical day of rest and get annoyed by the ringing bells. More pertinently, we procrastinate at all of those times, a process every bit as taxing as work. Procrastination is an Oxford institution. We spend far more time with it than we do our friends, ignoring its guilt-inducing looks when we linger in hall, coming back from evenings out with it in tow and taking it to bed with us.

The lack of enforced structure in our days (scientists aside) is one cause of exhaustion, but is there a workload issue specific to Oxford? Certainly, we get a great deal of the stuff; three chunky assignments in a week is par for the course. Sometimes the quanti­ties become absurd and it transpires that our tutors are not talking to each other and thought we did not have much else on this week. But we knew we would get a lot when we signed up for this. One of the attractions of Oxford is that by the time you leave you will know far more about your subject than students at other more easy-going institutions, even if that knowledge is simply to realise that what seemed straightforward at A-level is in fact a subject of fathomless depths, an ineffable sea of centuries-accumulated scholarship. Oxford makes us go swimming in this ocean a lot more than most universities. Drowning may be the more apposite description at Oxford.

I would venture that a major part of the problem is the eight week term, which demands that learning be con­ducted at a breathless pace, and leads to the ridiculous situation where most of us are at home for nearly as much of the year as we are at univer­sity. It is understandable why our be­loved tutors want us to clear-off and leave them to their research for as much of the year as possible, but the consequences are dire for students.

Our University existences become an intense bubble that admits little room for unplanned circumstances. Those who have been made to feel sorry for daring to fall ill during term-time will know what I mean. And the skills that such an intense system builds are not primarily aca­demic. Both Cherwell and OxStu have run pieces this year about how stu­dent degrees feel more like blagging than learning. These early morning turn-arounds and the need to chance your way weekly through job-inter­view style tutes may be good practice for life in the corporate world, but that is surely not what Oxford is try­ing to prepare us for?

 

NO!

Anna Cooban 

Any wander through your college library at 2am will tell you that students at Oxford work harder than the average student. The charac­teristic dark shadows under the eyes, pale complexion and a general sense of hollowness are symptomatic of the exam period – or what other students may call ‘summer’. It is certainly true that the workload undertaken by the average Oxford student is far from average, but is this ‘too’ much? My an­swer is no.

Perhaps nobody can quite prepare for the academic onslaught they will face in their first ever Michaelmas. No one can reinforce enough how preva­lent the ‘little-fish-in-a-big-pond’ syndrome really is when you arrive and discover that your neighbour is a world debating champion fluent in 5 different languages or that your college mum has already been head­hunted by NASA. Suddenly your pal­try three or four A to A* A-level grades­seem far less impressive. However, to suggest that the workload surpasses our expectations or is too much to handle is to suggest that freshers walk into these hallowed halls only to be surprised that Oxford is not like most other universities.

Quite frankly, you get what you sign up for. The extra demands required by an Oxford degree are certainly a shock to a system honed by the help­ful rigidity of A-level mark schemes and – in many cases – the support of eager teachers. To discover that your tutor has a career beyond marking your essays shatters any hubristic il­lusion that students are the centre of Oxford’s intellectual sphere when, arguably, the greatest product of this institution is its wealth of academic research.

Nobody is forced to work particu­larly hard and there are certainly many who choose to do the bare min­imum, content with the strangely revered ‘gentleman’s third’. The late Christopher Hitchens is a testament to this philosophy. Not content with the trappings of an Oxford degree or the impending sense of lifelong failure should he fail to work to 3am on a Friday night, he told the system where they could stick it and became one of the most prominent thinkers of his generation, due in large part to his departure from the mainstream.

Carol Vorderman is another whose Cambridge third did not hamper her success as a mathematician, nor did Hugh Laurie’s third prevent him from winning two Golden Globe awards. And for those that choose a no less admirable, yet still ‘conventional’, path from top degree to top job in the City, three years stuck in the con­fines of the college library is but a snapshot of the work-life imbalances suffered by an investment banker or commercial lawyer. Working hard is therefore self-inflicted and although some degree of pity is warranted for the prelims student who is in the li­brary earliest and leaves latest, these types are usually so ambitious that, whatever their academic outcome, professional success is a given.

There is no doubt that Oxford students work hard. There may have been a discrepancy between our expectations and the reality of our workload before we arrived, but this is no way disproportionate to demands of the stereotypical Ox­bridge graduate job. Perhaps a 30- year subscription to Vitamin D sup­plements is a worthwhile investment if we choose to continue down the path of being conventional.

Society must treat prisoners with greater respect

If you’re reading this as an undergraduate, it’s likely that Erwin James served longer in prison than you’ve been alive. I’ve been to many talks in Oxford, but there have been few more powerful than this one, held by the Howard League for Penal Reform.

In 1985 James Monohan, James’ real name, was sentenced to life with a minimum of 14 years for the brutal murders of theatrical agent Greville Hallam and 29-year-old solicitor Angus Cochrane. He was released in 2004.

It’s an emotionally confusing moment as you feel sympathy for James’ evident pain in recalling his crimes, yet you know that he caused great pain to others through them.

Many years after his sentencing for life in 1984, James won a prize for prose writing aimed at prison inmates, and was later approached by the Guardian to write a regular column from prison, ‘A Life Inside’, an unprecedented move in British journalism.

But James is not really just attacking the prison system; it is more a deep-rooted criticism of society: a society in which he was given a criminal identity aged ten, experienced a severe lack of love in the care system, and never
felt valued or believed in by anyone.

The same criticism carries across to the prison system; that people are likely to fulfil the identity and role you give them, so prisoners who are brutalised and given no responsibility or purpose are going to become unable to cope
well with the outside world.

Thus, he argues that prison culture is hugely detrimental; he talks of the “psychological warfare” of prison, with “so many damaged people living in such close proximity to each other.” “The common currency is fear” and prisoners “don’t want to show they’re human.” 

One story is particularly disarming. One prisoner would smoke joints and get his pet cockatiel, ‘Priscilla’, stoned off them. When James adds “I saw him carried out in a body bag the next day”, our initial laughter is cut short. 

However, you don’t even need to believe that we should make prison better for the sake of prisoners, for it is in society’s best interests too. “If you don’t take an interest in how our prison system is run, the same cycle will continue.”

James describes reoffending rates as a “national scandal”, and it’s hard to disagree with him: in 2011 a shocking 90% of those sentenced in England and Wales were reoffenders.

What are his ideas to change this? He emphasises the importance of education, of staff who respect prisoners and help them value themselves, of responsibility, and, in general, of making prison a place with some meaning, rather than just a place in which to temporarily remove people from society and take away their liberty, only to throw them back into it unprepared and damaged.

Erwin James doesn’t have a coherent blueprint for penal reform in this country, nor has he squared the fundamental philosophical and ethical debates
of criminal responsibility, free will and justice. His real idea is that we need to find the possibility for humanity within the prison system, for the sake of everyone.