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How to have a Hot Girl Hilary

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Hilary is grey. It drizzles, it’s cold, and all the trees are bare. Caught between the post-Christmas blues and the happy warmth of Trinity, the term can sometimes feel like an endless period of waiting and misery. Hilary often fills me with a deep desire to go to bed and stay there. Set against this backdrop, the concept of ‘Hot Girl Hilary’ seems like a complete contradiction. How can you feel ‘hot’ when even the weather seems to have a personal vendetta against you? When the only thing anyone wants to do is cuddle in the warm confines of a duvet and pretend that tutorial essays don’t exist? Answering this question starts with determining what exactly Hot Girl Hilary is. You might have seen it on Instagram, or splattered across Oxfess, but is there anything to the statement beyond quirky caption material? Or is it just another Oxford myth?

My personal interpretation of Hot Girl Hilary is that it’s a feeling. There is no check-list of things that have to be completed to achieve a ‘Hot Girl Hilary’. Rather, it’s a feeling of self-confidence and self-fulfilment, which is made all the more empowering because life just seems so very difficult during this term. There are plenty of challenges to overcome in forcing yourself to even get out of bed, let alone endeavouring to feel empowered by taking on new tasks. I think this self-fulfilment can come from whatever area of your life that you choose to prioritise – whether that’s trying something new to discover new experiences or indulging in some self-care by returning to tried-and-tested ways of feeling happy and relaxed. 

Feeling ‘hot’ doesn’t necessarily mean dressing up, clubbing till 3 am, and having one-night stands, even though that’s what Hot Girl Hilary might appear to mean at first glance. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with that – and if it’s what makes you feel most self-confident, then obviously you should take yourself to Bridge every Thursday. But you might also feel self-fulfilled and content when you learn a new recipe, or read a book that’s finally not taken from your reading list, or watch a movie with your friends that you’d been planning to see for ages but just never did. You might feel happiest when you’re cozying up with your girlfriend, or thrift shopping online (I probably spend more time on Vinted than in the library) or organising society events. In any case, these are all achievements which are equally worthy of being celebrated, and all equally able to generate satisfaction.

The point is: there is no predetermined check-list of activities that defines a Hot Girl Hilary. Rather, it involves every person who decides that this Hilary isn’t going to be spent waiting for Trinity to roll around, to find out what enables them to achieve these elusive concepts of ‘satisfaction’ and ‘self-fulfilment’. Then the second step is to actively embark on these tasks – and persevere even when it’s difficult to continue. After all, we’re all unique people who achieve satisfaction by different methods. A part of growing as young adults is discovering the ones that work best for each of us. 

So this Hilary, make use of the opportunity for self-fulfilment!! Look beyond the grey drizzle outside your window, and consider what will best help you combat the inevitable onslaught of stress. It’s Oxford – who isn’t stressed? But when you feel empowered and satisfied, maybe you’ll begin to appreciate that Hilary isn’t all that bad. Maybe this term will be more than just wishing for bluer skies and picnicking on the warm grass. Maybe you’ll see beauty in the clouds, in the resilience of the first flowers that poke their heads above the frosty ground. Then you too can post a picture of yourself on Instagram with that oft-used caption: Hot Girl Hilary. 

In defence of living out

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“Living out” is dying. More and more colleges are building new accommodation to keep their undergraduate students living “in”. My college, St Peter’s, aspires to house nearly all of its undergraduate students in college-maintained buildings; in fact, it just unveiled two new buildings after almost a year of construction delays. Castle-Bailey Quad, nice as it is, got me thinking: if I had to make the choice between living out and living in, would I really choose to live out? I’d like to think so – but allow me to explain.

Sure, living out sucks sometimes. List the cons and it’s hard to understand why anyone would willingly do it. House-hunting is notoriously stressful, the houses themselves are poky and poorly-furnished (not to mention often riddled with mould), and landlords and property managers will do everything they can to avoid spending money on, well, anything. But if you put all of that aside, it really does have its draws. Take the practicality aspect: you don’t have to move everything you own in, then out, then in, then out (ad infinitum) with the vacations. If you’re a collector of textbooks, proud owner of a substantial wardrobe, or budding interior decorator, this is ideal – and it wouldn’t typically be allowed under a 27-week lease for college accommodation.

But there’s more to living out than just the practical benefits. I think it improves your student experience. It’s important to experience Oxford outside of term-time; when you’re focused on essay deadlines, tute work and labs, it’s hard to see just how much the city has to offer. Live out and stay over the vac, though, and you can spend all the time you like visiting museums, exploring Christ Church Meadows, or in the pub with friends. If you’re stuck with vac work, living out can somewhat sweeten the deal – after all, finding a seat in the Rad Cam is never as easy as it is in Week -2. This disconnect persists into term-time. Living out in deepest Cowley, far from college’s reach and faculty libraries, allows you to actually destress. It’s far easier to forget about collections, overdue tute work and overbearing tutors when it’s just you and your housemates in a kitchen-diner extension in Cowley than it is when you’re living in college, surrounded by tute rooms and stressed coursemates. To me, living out doesn’t feel like being an Oxford student – it feels like being a university student. The boarding school vibes of first-year college accommodation melt away, replaced by real independence: cook for yourself, learn how to live on your own, break free from the college bubble and figure out what it is to be an adult.

Living out is about independence, but it’s also the furthest thing from isolating. There is a feeling of community with other students at your college who are living out that transcends physical proximity. You can create your own spaces outside of your JCR. In Michaelmas, when my housemates and I hosted friends to watch the Rugby World Cup, it occurred to me that it just couldn’t have happened in college; a student house is not just a location, but it also offers total privacy from college oversight (crucial when you’re loudly cheering Ireland on to victory against South Africa). Forget entz reps and junior deans: socialising happens on your own timetable. And when it comes to friendships, it’s more than likely that you’re living with at least one close friend, which can have a transformative effect on your relationship. If you weren’t living out with your best mate, how would you ever have learned that they need to listen to 90s trip hop to study, or that they’re deathly scared of spiders? There’s an intimacy in knowing someone’s sleep schedule and what their favourite cereal is. Living out fosters this connection – a deeper connection than you would experience without living together. I’ve never felt so secure.

All things considered, then, I’d still choose to live out. Maybe it isn’t perfect, but living out has been a staple of Oxford student life for decades, and it’s one of the only similarities it has to the typical student experience at any other university. It would be a real shame to see it disappear.

1st week: Is there mushroom for failure?

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Like many returning students, I have spent the past week either bitterly cold (apologies to those who gave me concerned looks on the high street as I chattered my teeth obnoxiously), or miserably staring at my screen in the library. Certainly not an appealing dichotomy of being to come back to. I think I speak for nearly every single Oxford undergrad when I say ‘OXHATE to collections, HATE HATE HATE!’ (thanks #oxfess2879 x) 

As I sat down for dinner on my beloved landing on Wednesday of 0th week, one of my friends, amongst conversations of bop costume ideas and vac debriefs, exclaimed: ‘I used to get so stressed during exams that I would cry before every single one.’ I sat and chewed on the creamy grains of my comforting lemon, mushroom, and chicken orzo as I thought of what to say next. My friend then muttered, almost as an afterthought, ‘I just think I’m so frightened of things not going to plan, like all my hard work is going to waste.’ I nodded compassionately in agreement. The unknown IS scary.

Inevitably with large, rowdy discussions, the moment slipped away almost as quickly as it came into being. Nonetheless, her comments stuck with me as I, in a near trance, spent most of 0th week memorising quotes, writing essay plans, and reading for my next essay… How do we cope with the thought of failure?

It’s an undeniable truth that this university is filled with individuals who always want to be at the top of their academic game. I’m not going to sit here and tell you it’s ok if you fail your exams because I hardly believe that myself. Rather, in the era of #girlboss and goal-setting frenzy, it’s perhaps worth considering what to do when exams, grad schemes, or just life doesn’t go to plan. 

Thousands of self-help books have tried to answer this question (I should know, I’ve read most of them). Take deep breaths. Sleep. Drink water. Exercise. But do these simple lifestyle fixes really remedy the existential fear of our lives taking a U-turn? I mean, in some ways, yes. Keeping our bodies healthy is not only important for everyday well-being, but it can also ensure that in the face of ‘failure’ our bodies are physiologically prepared to cope with the mental stress of it all. 

But what about taming our inner thoughts? 

My college wife introduced me to ‘underthinking’, the notion of attempting to eliminate one’s inner thoughts by focusing on the here and now, switching off the hyper-active ‘what if’ of our brains. 

This works for me (most of the time). But in the face of failure and the unknown, work on your own, healthy, personal routine. Prepare yourself for the big jump. Ultimately, to soothe the fear of failure, we need to de-stress both physically and mentally. So, go dance, run, watch reality TV – whatever suits you. When facing the unknown, it’s important that we maintain our sanity through mental and physical breaks. 

New Year’s Resolutions: pointless or powerful?

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New Year’s resolutions: Are they truly transformative or just a setup for disappointment? January 1st arrives amid lingering holiday indulgence, often leaving us with hangovers and half-hearted promises of change. We vow to cut down on screen time or go to the gym, only to find ourselves still glued to screens and a lazy article. The period between Christmas and New Year leaves the days blending into one, which can spark the desire for reinvention amid a loop of lazy days.

Do resolutions really work? Many people don’t set them because they don’t want to make promises they can’t keep. The onset of the January blues can make goals feel impossible to achieve. Online rhetoric about “cutting toxic people” sounds like a melodramatic soap opera script rather than a realistic life strategy. I’ve heard online that people are in our lives for a reason, a season or a lifetime. But is life really this simple? Sudden lifestyle changes also take time. You can’t expect to go from a lazy boozehound to a wholesome, academic weapon overnight. Setting an arbitrary fitness goal will not solve all your problems either. I’ve seen many melancholy runners pounding the pavements, lighting up the dreary days in brand-new fluorescent gear. What exactly are you running away from or towards?

Nevertheless, I’ve always enjoyed setting New Year’s Resolutions. However, I think it’s more efficient to set achievable goals rather than to seek a personality transplant. Last year I wrote down that I wanted to secure my year abroad placement through the British Council and improve my essays at Oxford; these were both achieved. I think the key is to treat resolutions as aspirations. The connotations of the word resolution are too daunting for a very disciplined decision to firmly do or never do something again. However, a list of goals and small new habits can create a sense of organisation and inspire a fresh start to the new year.

This year I want to cut down on my phone screen time. Rather than automatically opening Instagram or even worse TikTok as a reflex, I’d like to be more mindful about how long I spend on my device. So, I’ve set myself the challenge of not looking at Instagram or TikTok for January. Most importantly this year I’d like to talk to myself with the kindness and compassion I would a friend. Instead of spiralling, I hope to write in my diary every day. I think the new year allows us all to turn over a fresh page in our lives; to me, that’s the magic of it. So rather than running away from your problems and towards a stitch, pick up a pen and ideally a new notebook and set some goals. January is an opportunity for self-reflection that can never be pointless, so there is power in striving for self-improvement. It’s just important to remember that at its very core time is elusive and therefore humans have found ways to measure it. So try not to put too much pressure on yourself to become a different person just because of a new calendar year. Fresh starts are possible any day of the week.

Oxford Union believes the UK is failing immigrants

On Thursday night, the Oxford Union voted in favour of the motion “This House Believes the UK is Failing Immigrants.” The final count had 224 members voting for the motion and 46 members voting against. 

Speaking in favour of the motion were British-Punjabi immigration solicitor Harjap Bhangal and Peredur Owen Griffiths, a Plaid Cymru politician serving in the Senedd who has previously described the government’s immigration plans as “cruel and callous.”  Union Librarian and third-year law student Ebrahim Osman Mowafy also spoke for the motion. 

Richard Tice, leader of the political party Reform UK, spoke in opposition to the motion. His past comments on immigration have been the subject of much controversy – in November, he came under fire for stating on a BBC programme: “These huge mass immigration numbers are changing the nature of our country, it’s making us poorer financially and it’s making us poorer culturally.” Also opposing the motion were Union Graduate Officer Sarah Rana and New College student Prajwal Pandey.

Osman Mowafy opened the case for the proposition by detailing his own immigration journey from Egypt to England and stating “perhaps we are all immigrants.” He told the audience that the UK has a responsibility toward immigrants arising not only from common humanity, but also from British policies abroad. He cited the cases of Iraq and Afghanistan, where American and British military action displaced millions of refugees. 

During Osman Mowafy’s introduction of the opposition speakers, he revealed private messages from Sarah Rana that referred to members of her own opposition side as “far-right nutters.” He also commented on what he perceived as the irony of Tice’s sitting on the bench beside two immigrants in light of his previous comments.

Graduate Officer Sarah Rana opened the case for opposition, declaring that the essential error of the proposition was its assumption that “The entire government is the UK people.” She drew a distinction between the policy of the UK government, which she considered a failure, and the treatment of immigrants by the UK public. Speaking of her own family’s experience immigrating to Manchester from Pakistan, she said that her family was welcomed by the people of the UK, who “helped them find their footing.”

She also emphasised the important role immigrants have played in the development of the UK, arguing it was the “blood, sweat, and tears of immigrants that has brought us here.”

Continuing the case for the proposition, Plaid Cymru politician Peredur Owen Griffiths reflected on the history of immigrants in Wales and their contribution to the development of Cardiff. He promoted his party’s attempts to “strive for inclusivity,” which he claimed are currently being stifled in Westminster. 

Griffiths placed Welsh policy in contrast with the national government’s treatment of immigrants, which he classed as “hostile, brutal, and ineffective.” He accused the government of losing its humanity, citing the removal of cartoon decorated walls in children’s immigration centres and the abuse uncovered at Brook House by Panorama. Toward the end of his speech, he joked that James Cleverly was on a mission to prove not everyone lives up to their name.

PPE student Prajwal Pandey began his speech for the opposition by informing the audience that, having come to the UK when he was two years old, he was “grateful for the immigration system that has allowed [him] to do [so].” He drew a distinction similar to that drawn by the first opposition speaker, arguing that despite government scandals, the judicial system, the press, and the public are able to secure the rights of immigrants. 

To conclude his speech, he cited poll numbers that showed the progress made in reducing discrimination against immigrants and discussed his grandfather’s imprisonment for his role in the Indian Independence Movement. The position he himself currently occupied as a student of Oxford, he argued, clearly demonstrated that progress had been made by the UK on the issue of immigration.

Closing the case for the proposition, Harjap Bhangal criticised government policy concerning international students studying in the UK. He argued that the government was not sufficiently welcoming of international students applying for visas after they obtained their degrees from English universities.

Highlighting the “euphoria of anti-immigration” present in media and politics, Bhangal concluded that Britain has been “sold a narrative and it hasn’t worked.” Bhangal told those scared of illegal immigrants – who arrive “with nothing but the clothes on their back and a mobile phone” – to “up their game” and remember that the levels of immigration in the UK pale in comparison to those in Colombia, Pakistan, and Iran.

Richard Tice closed the case for the opposition. He began his speech by declaring: “The whole premise of the proponents of this motion, they’ve completely and utterly missed the basic point. If a product is failing… you stop buying it.” He clarified that the “product” in question was entry into the UK – given the record 1.2 million people who legally immigrated to the UK in 2022, he argued, the UK was not failing its immigrants. “So clearly, far from failing, the product of the United Kingdom is actually appealing.”

This line, along with “the data speaks for itself,” was a common refrain throughout his address. In response to a point of information that accused Tice of ignoring the experiences of immigrants to make his arguments, he stated: “I’m not ignoring it, but the facts speak for themselves.” Similarly, he responded to a point of information that criticised the validity of his “product” analogy by declaring: “We are not failing, we are appealing.” His repetition of this stock phrase elicited a great deal of laughter from the audience throughout his speech.

Breaking the Ice on Seasonal Depression

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January creeps in, bringing a chilly breeze that hints at the grasp of winter. The temperature steadily drops, barren trees shiver, and the landscape transforms with misery as leaves surrender to muted tones of grey and frosty whites. The iconic Oxford puffer remains a seasonal staple, sunglasses and sandals hibernate as darkness encroaches after 4pm lectures, courtesy of our faithful companion – daylight savings. Though the days may be getting longer, winter has arrived without warning, disrupting the warm, sun-soaked optimism of summer. 

Despite endeavours to romanticise the grey January skies with caramel-waffle oat lattes and charming cat-eared crochet hats, the reality often falls short as damp jeans cling to your legs in the drizzle, and sunlight becomes a rarity. The dream of idyllic scenes in cafes on rainy days, adorned with fairy lights and hot chocolate, seems just that. A dream. While the allure of becoming an academic weapon in the Radcam is tempting, the thought of battling through lethargy and lugging a heavy blanket to every study spot is too daunting. Venturing beyond the comfort of your room simply does not feel worth the energy, especially when confronted with near-freezing temperatures.

In this environment, it’s hardly surprising that motivation dwindles, leading to a reluctance to go outside. The struggle is felt by many, reflected in the statistics – approximately 2 million people in the UK experience Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) during winter. The challenge lies not only in the miserable weather itself but in maintaining a sense of well-being amid the doom and gloom.

Could you be dealing with SAD?

Seasonal Affective Disorder, cleverly abbreviated as SAD, is a type of depression with symptoms often present in seasonal cycles. The NHS website lists some of the following symptoms related to SAD: a persistent low mood, a loss of pleasure or interest in normal everyday activities, feelings of despair, guilt, and worthlessness, lethargy and difficulties sleeping, and unexplained weight gains. While not an exhaustive list, people with SAD will often experience a combination of these symptoms over the winter months. 

The key distinction between SAD and general clinical depression lies in the timing of symptom onset, indicating different causative factors. If an individual predominantly experiences depressive symptoms during the autumn and winter months, with a noticeable improvement or remission in the summer, then it is likely categorised as SAD. It’s important to note that this doesn’t imply that seasonal depression should be regarded as less severe or that individuals cannot experience SAD during the summer, and understanding these nuances is crucial, as SAD, often nicknamed “winter blues”, SAD is unrelated to the stresses associated with certain times of year (such as Christmas), but rather due to the shift in daylight hours.

While SAD is more common in people who have pre-existing mood disorders such as depression or bipolar disorder, and diagnoses are more common in women than men, these symptoms can affect anyone Given the UK’s distance from the equator, Oxford students are particularly susceptible to the negative effects of seasonal transitions. Combined with the constant stresses of university work, it is inevitable that at one point or another, most students’ mental health and well-being will be impacted.

The science behind SAD

While the causes of seasonal depression are not entirely known, it is thought to be due to daylight savings causing shorter, gloomier days. When the clock goes back, reduced exposure to natural sunlight disrupts the body’s circadian rhythm. Sunlight aids the levels of molecules that maintain normal serotonin levels, so the reduction in sunlight hours significantly decreases serotonin (responsible for affecting mood). Furthermore, the change of season can disrupt the balance of melatonin (responsible for sleep) in the body, leading to sleeping difficulties such as insomnia, fatigue, and difficulties waking up in the mornings. These shifts, alongside an overall decrease in vitamin D, drain energy and motivation, and impact concentration, mood, and overall well-being – certainly not ideal for a student.

Seasonal depression and The Student

The onset of seasonal depression is a familiar experience for me, as I find my mood waning when the days grow shorter. The shift from summer to winter feels particularly abrupt, contrasting with the gradual return to warmth in the summer months. The prospect of venturing out and putting effort into one’s appearance diminishes as layers of Uniqlo heattech become a necessity to combat the biting cold. Even the glamour of ancient Oxford libraries loses its appeal given their notorious chilliness – a deterrent especially when trudging all the way from St. Hugh’s College.

While cafes exude a cosy ambiance, they too present challenges. Rainy days attract huge crowds seeking refuge, making it a struggle to secure a quiet corner for focused work without further distractions. There’s an innate comfort in gazing outside and witnessing the radiant sunlight, a stark contrast to the dreary grey of fog. The carefree nature of summer feels like a distant memory, making it harder to embrace the challenges that come with the new season.

Interestingly, my experience of the seasons has undergone a significant shift since moving to Italy for my year abroad. Despite the cold weather in Milan, the enjoyment of summer-like temperatures ranging from 20 to 30°C throughout September and October extended the sense of summer. Even during lectures, the lingering warmth and the absence of the need to bundle up like a snowman mitigated the impact of the weather on my mood compared to when I was in Oxford. This remains the case until later in Hilary as the days lengthen. Even when temperatures drop, the most distinct difference lies in the frequency of sunlight. Oxford often grapples with persistent grey days shrouded in clouds, whereas even a cold day in Milan tends to invite at least a bit of sun, making the chill more bearable.

Don’t just take my word for it. Leo Brnicanin, PPL finalist, shares similar challenges and understands the added difficulty of accomplishing tasks during the winter months. He attributes this struggle to the early onset of darkness and the pervasive cold weather, strengthening his desire for warmth and comfort under the covers rather than to study. Reflecting on the weather in England, he noted that the cold often translates to rain, creating a dreary and muddy environment that further contributes to a sense of confinement. Interestingly, he also draws a connection between work and seasonal depression; when he’s back home in London, the opportunity to engage in winter activities in the city is more enjoyable when unburdened by work commitments, whereas in Oxford he associates the demands of work with the cold weather, only intensifying these feelings of hopelessness.

Now, what can we do?

Despite these winter woes, there remains a glimmer of hope, especially while navigating the unique circumstances of Oxford. While conventional treatments for SAD like light therapy, wherein an individual sits in front of a light box emitting 10,000 lux every day, or taking vitamin D supplements are widely known, their accessibility to students can be a barrier. The repetition of advice to indulge in comforting activities, such as sipping chamomile tea or going for a walk, might seem cliché, but there is undeniable truth is the potential mood-enhancing effects of such simple actions, for it doesn’t hurt to at least try.

Fortunately, collective work stress sometimes means that there is a collaborative aspect of combating seasonal depression. Last year, my friends and I often committed to early morning study sessions at Pret, underscoring the significance of mutual accountability as I didn’t want to disappoint my friends (or myself). In the midst of academic pressures, the support of friends not only aids in overcoming morning lethargy, but also the sense of isolation exacerbated by the constraints of inclement weather.

Drawing from Leo’s experience, the strategy of rising earlier to confront responsibilities emerges as a shared approach. This proactive stance towards the day not only enhances personal motivation but also resonates with taking back control amid seasonal challenges.

So, it is undeniable that the pervasive impact of seasonal depression may not solely stem from the changing weather; rather, it unfolds within a complex interplay of atmospheric conditions, diminishing daylight, and the overwhelming academic demands placed on students. By acknowledging both the individual and collective dimensions of seasonal struggles, there emerges a pathway toward fostering a more supportive and resilient student community in the face of winter woes.

False Prophets: Prophet Song Review

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Science-fiction is a confused genre. The strangeness of fantastical alternatives to our world can be both apposite and conducive to commentary on contemporary times. Fantasy can readily promote allegory. Yet, imagination may invent for the sake of the invention, to capture something wholly unorthodox and distinct from the period in which it is written. It might be said there are two kinds of science-fiction writers, the columnists and the hermits. The former twist their presents into futures to envisage trajectories of their times; they are in the business of prediction, anticipation, and conditions. The latter detach themselves from their worlds entirely to become immersed in separate realities, which echo for all times, more philosophy than fantasy. The columnists and the hermits, these are the Orwells and the Phillip K. Dicks of the literary field. Paul Lynch’s book Prophet Song, on the other hand, strays between the two, at times self-engrossed in the complexities of an invented world, at others, an explicit replication of the modern refugee crisis. 

As an oracle, Lynch aims to feasibly envisage the breakdown of civil society, to write, as he reflected, “the book as a long equation of truth.” The book’s political thread is not invention but appropriation, for the rise to power of the Nazi party is duplicated. From the Enabling Act which secures Garda Síochána’s control over the Irish state, the creation of the National Services Bureau, a faintly disguised SS, to the internecine paranoia of citizens turning against one another, Lynch offers no original ideas about how the unique configuration of contemporary democracies could collapse. The hallmarks of great science-fiction, of Orwell’s ministries of truth, of Huxley’s procreative playgrounds, were potent because they projected the potentialities of specifically contemporary issues, borne from the experiences of wartime media and a new technological-sexual culture. The traumas of the World Wars, American standardisation, Soviet imperialism, Communism, and the rebuilding of Europe were where their fantasies were historically located. Lynch falters because his politics is fictionalised history, inappropriately applying a threadbare model of political dissolution to a world vastly different to the mid-20th century. 

Herman Hesse’s 1927 novel Steppenwolf, written in anticipation of Germany’s turn to fascism, was an influence on Prophet Song, in which case, the novel conflates prophecy with history. Fascism was an historically contingent development, the product of specific combinations of factors in early 20th century Western Europe including socialism, nationalism, the First World War, and secularisation. In 21st century Europe, there are few marked similarities within the liberal democracies of our time, in a part of the world which has not experienced war for over 70 years, or indications of illiberal regression. It takes an uncreative and insincere leap to reach Lynch’s claim that Europe is heading towards a repetition of popular authoritarianism. Wherever the politics of Europe is going will be new, which is to suppose it is going there at all. For the problems of Prophet Song’s Irish state are internal, but the 1920s was an era in which an international order broke down, a situation unrecognisable from a Europe largely incorporated into the European Union and NATO. Lynch described his novel as an attempt to “see into the modern chaos… the unrest in Western democracies,” but instead, the book dwells on an imagined past. Prophet Song is not so much a liberal warning against totalitarianism as it is a repetition of that which it stands against: the overzealous hyperbole of the immoderate. Lynch evokes authors of pre-war Britain, particularly Buchan, with a tone of scaremongering and millenarianism.

Such loquacious irrationality is easy to dismiss. The stupidity of a book might hopefully be assumed to negate its impact on the reading public. Yet Prophet Song represents a pattern of literature, like Margaret Atwood’s dystopian works, which suggest a broader interest in discussing the despotic. In the early 20th century, vast collections of literature were written exacerbating and intoxicating the English reading public with Germanophobic plots and schemes. Britain nonetheless remained one of the most Germanophile nations in Europe among the Edward Greys of Britain, but a rampant fear of the German was nonetheless significant among many who were enraptured by tales like A. C. Curtis’ A New Trafalgar. The power of books to drive a split between the world as perceived and as it is which becomes self-substantiated, has been great in history. Lynch stands within the tradition set down by Childers’ The Riddle of the Sands, Downey’s London’s Peril, through Martin’s Berlin-Baghdad in 1907. It is imperative that the Charles Lowes of our time, a critic who lampooned Le Queux’s Spies of the Kaiser, mock the literary gunpowder with which authors like Lynch play. 

The sections articulating the fear of the refugee are by far the most compelling aspects of the book. If the author had wished to make a moral case about the plight of refugees or the apparent absence of sympathy of the western world, a dystopian melodrama which reshapes the dimensions of those experiences to bizarre proportions imposed by the genre was unwise. The novel engages in prolonged investigations into Lynch’s fantasy Ireland to the detriment of its political subject. One cannot reconcile a concern of present issues with the repeated returns to reverie. The tension between inventing and representing is continual. The problem is perhaps one of genre. Lynch wrote, “I sought to deepen the dystopian by bringing to it a high degree of realism.” Yet the dystopian is defined by its abstraction. Realism reshapes the dystopian by denying its capacity for allegory while simultaneously investing the invented with the weight of the contemporary. As such, to have a ‘realistic’ dystopian novel is to choose the detached approach of the genre, and minimise the novel’s capacity to commentate.

The focus on refugees through the lens of Ireland is, more importantly, conceptually misplaced. Lynch’s attempt at ‘Radical Empathy’ is the ambition to fully understand another’s predicament by relocating their experiences into translatable circumstances. There is nothing radical about this type of empathy, for it would be more powerful to ask the reader to attempt to place themselves in the mind of another, in an alternative situation. Moreover, it is self-contradicting, for to empathise is to understand the feelings of an individual separate from yourself. Lynch’s ‘radical empathy’ assumes the opposite, by using a subjectivist approach so that we can only understand others through approximate surrogates.  

Prophet Song is neither prescient nor melodious; it is a self-proclaimed seer’s message which reads as an exhausting description of current events, warped by piety, drunk on righteousness. The arrogant sacrality of the book’s mission, Lynch’s unsanctioned venture to save the world through unparagraphed complaints, is outrageously self-serving, for this work is submerged in its own significance. Receiving the Booker prize, Lynch pretentiously remarked:

“I had to write the book… we do not have a choice. To quote the apocryphal gospels, ‘if you use what is within you, what is within you will save you. If you do not use what is within you, what is within you will destroy you.’”

What piety! What self-importance. The assumption that Lynch can subject the reading public to the literary medicine he must take to save his soul, that his internal turmoil had the necessary profundity for expression and publication. Perhaps Paul Lynch is a prophet, in the pejorative, secular sense; a comical visionary, every breath filled with conceit. Even in his moment of earnestness, pressing hard into the podium, was an act of supreme vanity. 

“I believe that literary style should be a way of knowing how the world is met in its unfolding. Sentences should press into the unknown moment, into the most obscure, hidden aspects of life. That which is barely known but asking to be revealed.”

An indecipherable barrage of words describing the obvious through the convoluted. In other words, authors should use words to describe how people feel in different situations. The second line dramatically asserts that sentences should be used to express things not usually expressed. Lynch writes in the tone of a revolutionary, but without a revolution. 

Ironically, Lynch’s egocentric, mock-humble attitude is the very image that he fears in his political villains. An absence of deprecation, an assumption of profundity, a projection of chaos, makes Prophet Song dismal reading on reflection. As Lynch himself noted in his acceptance speech, “the rational part of me believed I was dooming my career my writing this novel.” One can only hope that he was right. This is a book of whim. As quickly as it rose to fame, it will disappear. Yet its popularity and award success suggest a reading public more eager to complain than consider. For all of Lynch’s protestations – “this was not an easy book to write” – its character, as an observational, historical reproduction suggest that this book was unconsidered. 

My views on Prophet Song may seem vitriolic. Its elements are tedious. The narrative structure, confused between parable and description; the political commentary, indiscreetly replicating history to the cost of contemporary struggles; the project of ‘Radical Empathy’; even the pretence of Lynch himself. It is fitting that a novel about the breakdown of empathy and reason exhibits both traits superbly, by Europeanising a real plight, and lackadaisically forecasting a future from the past. This book nonetheless represents other forces greater than itself: the constraints of the science-fiction genre in making political commentary, and one concerning avenue of popular literature: the overstated dystopian novel. 

To all the pubs we’ve loved before

We are Réka and Suzy, two law finalists on a mission to find the best pubs in Oxford. We will begin our journey by reviewing our clear favourite so far, our home away from home, the Lamb and Flag. It was the preferred pub of legends such as CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien and has been selling pints since the 16th century with its profits historically funding DPhil scholarships at St. John’s College. Ever the philanthropists eager to give to a good cause, we often come here to forget our latest medical negligence case by drinking our favourite pint, the Prospect. A delicious, sweet pint with a low ABV that only costs £4.50, it’s the perfect drink to relax and wash away your essays without acquiring a hangover. We would encourage everyone to try it, even those who have not acquired the taste for beer. Even if the Prospect isn’t your thing, the pints pulled at L&F are constantly changing, so you will never be stuck for something new to try – like the chai cider from last term. This pub isn’t the destination for a 4-course meal, but the bar snacks are perfectly satisfactory. Due to its fame and location the L&F fills up quickly after 8pm so best come early if you expect a large group! Overall, you can’t beat the lively atmosphere of the place, and there’s no better place to celebrate meeting a deadline or numb the pain of many more to come. Until next week!

Introducing 2023’s Standout Reads

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In spite of many trials and tribulations, I have once again triumphed over my annual 100-book challenge, surpassing it in 2023 by reading a staggering 114 books spanning various genres and authors. Pinpointing favourites is challenging, so instead after some contemplation I have opted to curate a short list of some of the most popular books of the last year. 

We kick off with the much-anticipated memoir Spare (January 2023) by Prince Harry, the first book I read last year. Marketed as a tell-all account of a real prince exploring the inner workings of the Royal Family, and his eventual estrangement from the institution, Spare promised a riveting journey. Prince Harry reflects on coping with the public loss of his mother, Princess Diana, his struggles as the ‘spare’ heir, his military service, and his battles with substance addiction. 

While I commend Harry’s candour and sympathise with his struggles, I found the structural organisation of Spare somewhat overwhelming. There are definitely some endearing moments, such as his meeting Meghan, but at points, the memoir veers into oversharing. Some of his personal anecdotes, including the infamous ‘oscillating penis’ scene, felt uncomfortably detailed, while others were simply mundane, like how he hallucinated that a bin was talking to him while on psychedelics. I had hoped for more insights into his experiences as a royal figure, rather than the predominant focus on his military service, which personally didn’t captivate me as much. Despite these criticisms, it’s a unique glimpse into an extraordinary life, and I hope Prince Harry found solace in sharing his story in Spare.

Onto the realm of fiction, we have Yellowface (May 2023) by Oxford alumnus R.F Kuang. This literary gem unfolds after the untimely death of Athena Liu, a prominent Chinese-American author. June Hayward, former classmate of Athena’s, cleverly seizes the opportunity presented by her frenemy’s demise, appropriating Liu’s original manuscript that delved into the lives of Chi

nese labourers during World War I. In a bold move, June resorts to the controversial use of ‘yellowface’ to pass the book off as her own, and her overnight stardom is coupled with an escalating sense of paranoia. As an Asian woman, I was eager to delve into the buzz surrounding Yellowface, a satirical take on racial diversity in the publishing industry.

Yellowface lived up to my expectations of a riveting literary thriller. The novel boasts great pacing, immersing readers in June’s gradual descent into madness. Beyond being a critique of the publishing industry, Kuang skillfully weaves her personal experiences into the narrative. The novel serves as a platform for discourse on societal attitudes, particularly on Twitter, towards successful women of colour. The incorporation of ‘yellowface’ as a narrative device certainly adds depth to the exploration of cultural appropriation, making it a thought-provoking read. While I found the Twitter discourse a tad repetitive and distractive, Kuang’s storytelling prowess shines through, blending elements of satire, suspense, and social commentary. As a formidable contender in 2023’s fiction releases, Yellowface is a must-read for those seeking both entertainment and introspection.

Last, but certainly not least, is the 2023 Booker Prize Winner: Prophet Song (August 2023) by Paul Lynch. The Booker Prize last year had some incredibly strong contenders, with three out of the six shortlisted being written by people named Paul, but this dystopian novel from Lynch is certainly deserving of its top spot. As a dystopian Ireland slides into totalitarian rule, scientist and mother-of-four Eilish Stack is shocked to hear her trade unionist husband is being interrogated by the police. When her husband vanishes, Eilish is left having to hold up the fort on her own while caught within this treacherous, unpredictable nightmare. Lynch’s descriptions are reminiscent of totalitarian governments all around the world, exposing the lived reality of many. 

Although this is an unconventional read for me – I don’t tend to read much political fiction – I was swept into the harrowing psyche of Eilish and her utter desperation to save her family, no matter what. It took some getting used to Lynch’s writing style, which at times felt a little too intellectual for me, but overall I am glad to have read a book that platforms such an important narrative, making Prophet Song one of 2023’s best reads. 

2023 was truly a year of amazing writing, and I am so grateful to have explored such a wide variety of literature and non-fiction. It only makes me more thrilled to discover what 2024 has to offer!

The Queer Pop Perfection of Chappell Roan 

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Chappell Roan is the newest pop star who is quickly rising through the ranks, and charts. I’ve had her debut album: “The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess” on repeat for months now. I simply cannot get enough. She is confident, queer, and bold: her voice has the power and range of Renneé Rapp, Alicia Keys, while her lyrics are sexually charged and intensely catchy, reminiscent of Charli XCX and Kim Petras. Her pop songs make you feel like you’ve just seen off a bottle of wine and you’re about to go and see a drag show. Her ballads, however, make you want to curl up and reminisce on your string of failed situationships (this is an entirely objective characterisation of course). 

But to what can this emotional intelligence, lyrical playfulness, and distinct identity as an artist be attributed to? Chappell Roan is the over-the-top alter-ego of Kayleigh Rose Amstutz. She is hyper-confident, hyper-sexual, and hyper-active. Kayleigh Rose Amstutz was born and raised in the immensely conservative Willard, Missouri. At 17, she was signed to Atlantic Records. She began her music career writing and producing in Los Angeles with Dan Nigro, most well-known for producing Olivia Rodrigo’s chart-topping, debut album ‘Guts’. Chappell Roan felt on top of the world, signed before even finishing high school. Her single, ‘Pink Pony Club’, is a show-tune-inspired pop ballad, written after Roan visited a gay club in West Hollywood for the first time. The song brilliantly encapsulates the feeling of a small-town girl in the big city: “And mama, every Saturday/I can hear your southern drawl a/thousand miles away…saying/God, what have you done”. After its release in April 2020, Chappell was dropped by Atlantic after it underperformed. She felt her dream had been killed moving back to Willard, working to save up and move back out west. She gave herself a year to try and make it. Once back in LA, she continued to work with Dan Nigro, and was signed to Amusement, his imprint at Island Records. 

Her debut album is both a romanticisation and lamentation of a young person’s discovery of sex, queer culture, freedom, and love. In an interview with Vulture, Roan described her music as being born out of a commitment to “stop trying to impress the music industry and start trying to impress gay people.” She is unapologetically queer, and being dropped has not deterred her from solidifying this as integral to her brand. The album feels like a reclamation of her teenage years: she is now able to celebrate herself and also be celebrated by others. 

Her album cover pulls inspiration from the world of burlesque and drag, but also reminds us of homecoming, of high school. It is reminiscent of the days of VEVO, and when the VMAs were iconic. The tracks do the same thing: “Red Wine Supernova” explores the thrilling novelty of a queer hookup from a drunken, carefree perspective. She takes us through a land of make-believe: ‘Well, back at my house/I got a California king/okay, maybe it’s a twin bed/And some roommates, don’t/worry we’re cool”. In the “supernova” of this song nothing matters, and she allows her audience to imagine, or reminisce, the best parts of falling in love for the first time. That is certainly impressive. Yet, on Causal, she laments over the modern nature of relationships: “Knee deep in the passenger seat/and you’re eating me out/Is it casual now?” The song entirely reverses what Roan achieves in “Red Wine Supernova”: despite both songs being overtly sexual, “Casual” makes it jarringly unromantic and visceral. In “Casual” she is begging for the strings to be attached, while in “Red Wine Supernova”, the fun is in the fact that they are not. 

“Red Wine Supernova” has all the shiny pop allure of Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl” but from a genuine queer perspective, not one of fetishization. She told Vulture, “The only Grammy I want to win is album packaging.” Perhaps in wanting to win this Grammy, she wants recognition for her tenacity as an artist. She knows who she is, and “The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess” is testament to this. She is creating near-perfect pop music, with herself at the centre: the rejection made her stronger, and this album is one major comeback.