What could have more drama, more nail-biting sleepless-night
 inducing tension than the Semi-Finals of the 5-a-side Football
 Cuppers? Exams, perhaps. If the matches at the Iffley Road Sports
 Complex were lacking in anything it was in atmosphere as the
 pressures of Sixth Week started to take their toll.  St Catherine’s started with style against Somerville in
 the first semi. A cute flick from midfield ruthlessly sliced the
 Somerville team apart and Ben Isaacs pounced to put Catz 1-0 up.
 Isaacs’ fruitful usage of the ball meant the score soon
 multiplied to 2-0 as he royally thwacked a loose ball into the
 corner of the net. Somerville tried gamely but too often resorted
 to aimless shots from distance, with Catz more versatile and
 proficient. Marshalled ably by the vociferous Attree in goal and
 with the languid probing of Hardyment providing the instigation,
 Catz were like a brand new efficient sports car with more
 shots-tothe- pass than the slow, uneconomic old banger that was
 Somerville.  The second-half opened dramatically. Unaware that the
 time-conscious referee had allowed Catz to take a quick kick-off,
 the Somerville keeper was walking towards his goal,
 back-to-the-ball as a shot was trickling towards the corner of
 the unguarded net before he instinctively flung his foot towards
 the ball to prevent it crossing the goal line. For the rest of
 the half Catz were content to play for time, though Somerville
 scored the goal of the day, a superb flowing move combining
 defence, midfield and attack before Bennett finished precisely to
 make it 2-1. It was but a consolation, as Catz deservedly reached
 the final.  St Hugh’s took on Magdalen in a more even match. Neither
 team dominated a frenetic first half. An early Magdalen shot by
 Chris Woodcock was palmed away well by ‘keeper Wilson. Amid
 the physicality of the battle Hughs’ twinkle-toed Patterson
 stood-out. Rolling his foot over the ball and dropping his
 shoulder he consistently created space to enable him to let fly
 with several stinging shots which the Magdalen ‘keeper Carl
 Saunders did well to block. One 15-yard bullet was brilliantly
 tipped over the cross-bar by the stopper who saw the ball very
 late. The second half started in the same vein with Saunders
 preventing Patterson scoring with a flick. Penalties seemed
 inevitable before, with seconds left, Hughs’ Lockwood’s
 hopeful toe-poke dribbled in agonising slow motion into the
 corner of the net. Can anything really be as dramatic as
 football?ARCHIVE: 6th week TT 2004 

