Turin Brakes: 5 Miles

Turin Brakes: 5 Miles Out now The Proclaimers, once wrote a song called ‘500 Miles’. Simple mathematics shows us that it was approximately 100 times better than this. There’s a line in this about “jet planes flying too close to the ground”; it makes you wish they’d fly a little lower. Take David Gray’s worst song, remove all the charm and it’s still better than this. Turin Brakes isn’t an anagram of “tonedeaf pig-buggering fucktards”, but it should be. Didn’t really like this one tiny bit.ARCHIVE: 0th Week MT2003