Peter Bowden

An end-of-term salvo from resident culture columnist Pete Bowden...

If they’d switched it for a donkey’s scrotum, I’d still have believed it

When I grow up I'm going to be a rich art dealer

If a Big Issue looks good I’ll download it

Not pleasing everyone is a failure I will embrace.

Here’s my idea. Tomorrow we form a party, and campaign to legalise all child porn.

I’m not in favour of the freedom to drive cars into skipping schoolkids.

Stan probably didn’t want himself linked to Mr Blobby.

by Peter BowdenAll student journalists must die; every single one, rounded up and shot in the face at point-blank range, for the good of...