The difficulty in verbalising emotion, that holy grail of
 lovers romantic and refined, to enunciate a feeling so acutely
 felt, is evidenced both in the heroic failings of great
 literature and in the squalid endeavours of universalising
 roses-are-red greetings cards.  Sir Tom Stoppard’s great achievement in The Real Thing is
 to have isolated something deeply rooted in human psychology:
 that, as an exercise, to articulate feelings at their most
 profound is not only inevitably futile, but just as unavoidably
 insipid. The ‘Real Thing’, be it in relation to love,
 truthfulness or the nature of presentation (this play’s
 central concerns), or pertaining to a more general strand of
 sincerity, is where we arrive when all synthetic filters are
 removed, the mundane dilutions of life. These ideas are applied
 to a set of relationships revolving around Henry (Andrew
 Mortimer), a playwright – it’s one of those: plays
 about and within plays, levels of theatricality etc –
 confronted with the limitations of his art. His yearning for the
 perfect word(s) to express that certain feeling clashes against
 such glumly-cogitated obstacles as “Love and being loved is
 unliterary” and “I don’t know how to write
 love”.  Indeed, for Henry, so confused has the boundary become between
 “the real thing” and his sophisticated attempts to
 express it in words, that an urge to simplify and interpret what
 lurks behind the pretence of wit overtakes.  However, insecurity and alimony payments oblige him to write
 disingenuously, at one point reworking the abominable script of a
 political agitator, Brodie (Sam Brown), whose notoriety has
 aroused the interest of Annie, Henry’s mistress. Of course,
 Stoppard’s trademark verbal legerdemain remains, most
 compellingly in the coruscating exchanges between Mortimer, an
 actor for whom scowling seems to come as naturally as breathing,
 taking the role of Henry with a beleaguered mixture of
 retaliatory snarl and sullen, humiliated dismay, revelling
 masochistically in the face of an excoriating, emasculating
 performance from his wife, the consummately waspish Charlotte
 (Caroline Dyott: acid personified). As Annie, Sarah Teacher
 tartly evokes the duplicity and exhilaration of an affair in her
 transformation from jittery, diffident houseguest to an
 emotionally stripped-down and sincere lover.  Slightly unsatisfactory, but no fault of this
 production’s, are the unwieldy two-year gap between the acts
 and the awkward way in which Debbie, Henry’s daughter by
 Charlotte, is handled, but these are nits that hardly need
 picking.  The key here is to reconcile structural intricacies with the
 characters’ sentimental concerns without downplaying the
 customary high quality of the jokes. Director Olivia Jackson has
 struck a fine balance of humour and humanity, and pilots her
 aptly-chosen cast through a variety of crisply accomplished
 technical challenges.  In a 1979 interview, Stoppard said, “Plays are events
 rather than texts. They’re written to happen, not to be
 read”. Either way, this work still stands scrutiny,
 especially when performed with such conspicuous bite and polish.
 Don’t let The Real Thing happen without being there to
 witness it.ARCHIVE: 2nd week TT 2004 

