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Jesus College, Cambridge A fellow of Jesus resigned over the summer after allegations of ‘extra-curricular activities’ in his college rooms with local prostitutes. Punternet, a web-based escort agency, credited the candid ‘reviews’ of the girls’ services to a mysterious ‘Pete C’, who ranked them between ‘excellent service’ and ‘not bad, quite reasonable’. Philosophy students at Jesus remarked that he was usually a great deal more scathing about their essays.ARCHIVE: 0th Week MT2003